*meanwhile with poppy, branch, biggie, the mane 6 and the ali-humans*

*molly carried poppy on her back while luna carried branch and beatstar carried biggie*

Poppy: so this must be where the country music trolls live. good work molly

*poppy patted molly's head gently as reward*

Branch: well it looks like nobody's here, we're too late.. time to go home, come on guys let's go!

*branch jumped off of luna and began to walk away*

Pinkie Pie: there's no "I quit" in "team" branch!

*pinkie grabs branch and puts him on her back*

*once they arrive in lonesome Flatts*

Random bird: cock a doodle- ah nevermind...

*solemn country music plays while a bell rings*

*the group hide in barrels*

*Delta Dawn and her ali-human niece lavender (the princess of country, voiced by Carrie Underwood) come out and start singing*

Delta dawn: we don't hope for...makin' things better

Lavender: all we want is to..keep it together

Delta dawn: every day's a rainy day-

*a newborn country troll pops out of an egg and giggles*

Father country troll: happy birthday honey, now get to work

Baby country troll: okay daddy

Lavender: -no change in the weather

Delta dawn: this kind of life has made our hearts as hard as leather

*children giggle as they chase a sentient tumbleweed*

Child country troll: get it!

*tumbleweed then chases the country troll children*

Lavender: and all these tears are from the..dust in our eyes

Delta dawn: and all these years just keep on passin' us by

Delta dawn and Lavender: we all know that we're just born to die *yaks mooing*

Lavender: that's the way it goes when you're just born to die

Poppy: this song is so sad...

Branch: yeah it is sad

Branch: but life is sad sometimes so I kinda like it

Molly: what?

Poppy: you do? huh but it's so different

Pinkie pie: yeah why would they sing such a depressing song?

poppy: oh they must not know that music's supposed to make you happy

Rarity: *gasps* that's awful

Lavender: and all these years just keep on passing us by

Delta dawn: and all this misery makes it hard to deny

Lavender: that's the way it goes when you're just born to die

Poppy: Okay guys guys huddle up

Growly Pete: growly growly growl

Delta dawn: now take it easy there growly Pete me and little lavender feel bad for them they look like they got beaten up by a rainbow

Lavender: yeah that's depressin' really

Poppy: Okay first things first these trolls need some serious cheering up so we're gonna have to go top shelf

biggie, pinkie pie and molly: ooh

twilight sparkle: now when you say top shelf y-you don't mean

Poppy: that's right twi we need to sing the most important songs in the history of music

Rarity: yes but which one?

Poppy:...all of them

Branch: and when you say "all of them"-

Rainbow dash: YO I'll tell you what I really really want

Branch, molly, beatstar, luna, poppy, the mane 6: so tell me what you want you really really want

Rainbow Dash: I'll tell you what I want what I really really want

Branch, molly, beatstar, luna, poppy, the mane 6: so tell me what you want what you really really want

Rainbow dash: I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I WANNA ZIG A ZAG!!!!!!!!!!

Molly, luna, beatstar, poppy, branch and the mane 6: who who who who

biggie: who let the dogs out

Molly, luna, beatstar, poppy, branch and the mane 6: who who who who

*Mr. dinkles squeaks rhythmically*  

Biggie: who let the dogs out

Molly, luna, beatstar, poppy, branch and the mane 6: who who who who

Poppy: it's such a good vibration!

Molly, beatstar, luna, the mane 6, biggie and branch: yeah come on come on come on

Pinkie pie: it's such a sweet sensation!

Pinkie pie, poppy, branch and twilight sparkle: Oppa Gangnam style!

Pinkie pie and twilight sparkle: Gangnam style!

Pinkie pie and twilight sparkle: O-O-O-O Oppa Gangnam style!

Biggie: hey girl whatcha doin' tonight?

Poppy and branch: Gangnam style!

Rarity: I wanna see what you got in store!

Pinkie pie and twilight sparkle: O-O-O-O

Poppy, branch, Pinkie pie and twilight sparkle: Oppa Gangnam style!

Molly, beatstar, luna, the mane 6, biggie and branch: party rock is in the house tonight!

Poppy: come on!

Molly, beatstar, luna, the mane 6, biggie, branch and poppy: everybody just have a good time!

Pinkie pie: RAVE ON!! PARTY ON!!

Molly, beatstar, luna, the mane 6, biggie, branch and poppy: party rock is in the house tonight! we just wanna see ya!

Pinkie pie: tell 'em poppy!

Poppy: shake that! *echoing*

Random tumbleweed: you suck!