*trolls murmuring happily*

poppy: hey that was some fancy footwork cooper!

cooper: some people just got it

pinkie pie: biggie, Mr. dinkles you two were on fire!!

biggie: yeah sorry about that pinkie

*biggie pats Mr. dinkles head to put out a fire on his head*

Molly: I'm digging that new anklet legsly!

legsly: thanks molly! kisses, donuts and sprinkles!!!

branch: ah, what a troll

poppy: tiny diamond and Lil' icy welcome to the family you two

tiny diamond: thanks aunt poppy and thanks to this silver-haired daddy of our's for bringing us into this world

Pinkie pie and molly: oh

guy diamond: I never knew my heart could be so full

Lil' icy: peace and love...bless up tiny, icy and daddy out

poppy: oh okay bye!

*pinkie and poppy walk over to a flower bed*

branch: hey uh poppy?, there's something I was hoping to ask you

Branch: i-i mean, I guess it's something I wanna tell you

*pinkie gives molly belly rubs while poppy snuggles a Glowbug flying by*

poppy: uh-huh

Branch: uh but listen you could feel free to respond to it, uh with an answer i-if you wanted

*poppy notices how droopy the flowers are and begins to water them*

Poppy: sure what's up?

branch: uh what's up is I uh i-i-i-i-i-i

*poppy blinks at him confused still watering the flowers but not taking her eyes off him while pinkie slowly raises her head up*

branch: I wanted to tell you that uh

*branch groans in defeat*

branch: you and molly are crushing it at this whole queen and princess thing

poppy: aw thanks branch! being a good queen and princess is the most important things in the world to us, other than being you and pinkie's friend

*echo in branch's mind: friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend*

poppy: uh five it up?

*poppy and branch high five but miss*

poppy: huh that could have been better.. let's try again

*poppy and branch high five but miss again*

poppy: okay one more

*poppy and branch high five but it ends up kinda sloppy*

poppy: huh for some reason we can't seem to make a good connection *chuckles*

*branch groans while fuzzbert runs by high-fiving poppy successfully*

poppy: oh yes fuzzbert now that's a good connection!

twilight sparkle: uh poppy mind If I have a chat with branch for a minute?

Poppy: I don't mind at all

Twilight sparkle: great

*twilight pushes branch in an opposite direction*

twilight sparkle: alright branch spit it out what's going on?

branch: okay now you're my friend right twilight?

twilight sparkle: of course I am now can you tell me what that was all about back there?

Branch: okay now I have feelings for poppy and I don't really know how to tell her

Twilight sparkle: branch I know about this kind of thing it happened with my brother before

branch: wait it has?

twilight sparkle: yes now he was shy about asking my foal-sitter cadence that he loves her so he came to me for advice and do you know what I told him?

branch: what?

twilight sparkle: I told him to gather all his courage and say it with pride but you have to make sure to do it at the right time or else you-

biggie: AHH! poppy help!! 

biggie: ahh! poppy!

*biggie was being attacked by a bat*

poppy: biggie?

*the mane 6 and trolls clamouring*

biggie: HELP! I'm being harangued by a monster!!

Rarity: somepony stop it!

*poppy grabs the bat with her hair*

poppy: GOTCHA!

*the bat continues screeching*

poppy: AH! it's in my hair it's in my hair get it out get it out get it out!!

*molly facepalms*

*branch pounces the bat and catches it and calms it down by rubbing its eyes and stroking its wings*

Branch: there you go, there you go calm down, who's a good boy?

*the bat purrs and calms down*

applejack: what in the horseradish is that?

cooper: it's creepy

satin & chenille: it's scary

guy diamond (autotuned): and nasty

tiny diamond: hold me, daddy!

*guy holds tiny close to him*

Guy diamond: aw...

Lil' icy: I'm a little bit weirded out by that bat thing...

Molly: hey mom look!

*molly points at a letter and leads poppy to it*

*poppy begins to read the letter*

Poppy: "to queen poppy"

*the trolls and the mane 6 gasp*

Poppy: Oh don't worry everybody it looks like it's just an invitation!

the mane 6: whew...

Rarity: just an invitation...

cooper: I love invitations!

Pinkie Pie: ooh! what else does it say?

Poppy: it says "barb and shadow, queen and princess of the hard rock trolls announce their one nation under rock world tour, bring your string to the biggest party the world has ever seen"

Molly (thinking): shadow? I know that name...

Poppy: queen and princess of rock?

*king peppy snatches the letter*

King peppy: IT'S NOTHING!!, IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING AT ALL, JUST JUNK MAIL!! YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT IT!!, I MEAN QUIT LOOKING AT IT EVERYBODY!!, FORGET WHAT YOU SAW!!!

*king peppy chews up the letter*

*branch pounces king peppy using the same method to calm the bat*

branch: there you go, there you go, calm down, calm down, there you go

king peppy: okay I'm calm, I'm calm...

poppy: dad what's going on?

molly: yeah peppy what the heck is going on here?

king peppy: well I have feared this day would come.

king peppy: I was hoping to protect you and your daughter from this poppy...

poppy: protect us? dad, we aren't little kids anymore we're the queen and princess

*poppy said while picking molly up in her arms*

king peppy: you're right

king peppy: the truth is we are not alone in this world

*Mr dinkles makes eerie noises before being shushed by biggie*

king peppy: there are other kinds of trolls

poppy: what? wow that's, dad that's great

molly: yeah! the more trolls, the merrier!

king peppy: you two don't understand, these other trolls aren't like us, they're different

poppy: different how? different like legsly?

legsly: I love being me!

molly: or fuzzbert? or smidge? or skyscraper troll?

skyscraper troll: yeah different like me?

king peppy: no it's not like that, they're different in other ways you can't imagine

*spiders vocalizing pop music*

king peppy: you see, we love music with a hummable hook, with an upbeat melody, with a catchy rhythm that makes you wanna snap your fingers, tap your toes and wiggle your butt

king peppy: that's our music, that's what makes us pop trolls

pinkie pie: ooh!

satin & chenille: it is

Twilight sparkle: yes

king peppy: but these other trolls, they sing different

*The trolls and the mane 6 gasp*

king peppy: they dance different, why some of them can't even begin to grasp at the concept of hammer time

* "U can't touch this" plays*

legsly: you can't touch this!

*the trolls and the mane 6 begin to panic* 

*tiny and guy diamond cry like babies while Lil' icy panics to herself*

king peppy: stop!

*the trolls and the mane 6 freeze in place*

king peppy: how about we break down to a smaller group?