(warning I edited the smooth jazz  dream scene so I made it just a little bit steamy so if you feel uncomfortable skip it)

Hickory: we can make a cortado, a macchiato, latte

Jolene: well we even make drip!

*the ali-humans murmur very impressed*

Beatstar: whoa.. so you both can make any caffeine-related drink? that's awesome!

Rarity: well I must say hickory that's quite impressive

*Twilight and branch just watch hickory and Jolene through binoculars*

Jolene: darn right it is

Hickory: let's get our grub on, food's ready!

Poppy (southern accent): well me and pinkie pie'll bring more kindlin'

branch: hey poppy maybe is it just me and twilight or are you and pinkie gettin' weird vibes from hickory and Jolene

Pinkie pie: what? no why? are you two?

Twilight sparkle: we *sighs and looks at hickory with binoculars again* we don't know pinkie it's just me and branch don't really seem to trust him all that much

Poppy: you and branch don't trust anybody

Twilight sparkle: hey we want us to be safe

Branch: and do you both know what's not safe? putting too much trust into a complete stranger

Poppy: oh we see it's not hickory and Jolene you don't trust it's me and pinkie..do you both not think I'm a good queen?

Twilight sparkle: wait what? we didn't say that!

Pinkie pie: I thought we were friends you two we're starting to think you both don't know what that means

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie we ARE friends and sometimes that means speaking up if we think you're both making a mistake

*smooth jazz music begins to play*

Poppy: wait do you hear something?

*Chaz appears out of the water playing smooth jazz music*

Poppy: *chuckles* look at that guy's chest hair...

Branch: poppy?... I can't feel my face

Poppy: it's... it's like I'm being paralyzed by it's (Echoes: smoothness)

*the scenery changes to a sunset beach where basically they just hallucinate*

(WARNING - The steamy stuff begins)

PoPpY: BrAnChIe HaVeN't I tOlD yOu HoW Ya PrEtTy CuTe?

*BrAnCh CrAwlS oNtOp Of PoPpY aNd PiNs HeR WrIsTs To The SaNd*

BrAnCh: AnD YoU'rE eVeN CuTeR wHeN yOu'Re ScArEd LiL' fOxY mAmA

*BrAnCh SaId WhIsPeRiNg In HeR eAr AnD cArEsSeD HeR gLiTtEr SpEcKlEd cHeEk WiTh OnE hAnD wHiLe HiS oThEr HaNd TrAiLeD tO hEr RoBe*

PoPpY: *mOaNs SoFtLy* BrAnCh~ 

BrAnCh: HuSh My LiTtLe MaMa YoUr InNoCeNtE mOaNs OnLy MaKe Me MoRe HoRnIeR bY tHe SeCoNd

*BrAnCh ThEn KiSsEd PoPpY On ThE lIpS*

*pOpPy ThEn OpeNeD hEr MoUtH aLlOwInG hIm To SlIp HiS tOnGuE In As ShE diD tHe ExAcT sAmE tHiNg*

*meanwhile in reality*

*branch just moves a stick inside of her mouth with a stick while his hand stroked her dress*

Poppy: *moans* bRaNcH~

Branch: yA lIkE tHaT lIl' FoXy?

Molly: uhh are they okay?

*Ariana pops out of the water and swims onto the raft*

Ariana: yeah they're alright they're only in a trance they'll snap out of it eventually

Beatstar: I don't think I can ever look at them the same way again...

*the mane 6 nod in agreement*

*poppy and branch snap out of their trance now tied up*

Ariana: Oh thank goodness you're out of your trance

Chaz: ari don't talk to them

Ariana: SHUT UP CHAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chaz: Oh please I'm your older brother you can't tell me what to do! and besides, what are you even doing here?!

Ariana: Barb said I could come!!!!

Chaz: Well now you're just being nosy!

*Ariana's eye twitches in anger*

Ariana: YOU. TAKE. THAT. BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Ariana Grabs Chaz by the legs and throws him around while screaming at him*

Ariana (as she throws chaz around): NO. BODY. CALLS. ME. NOSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*branch, biggie, poppy the ali-humans and the mane 6 watch startled*

Chaz: ugh jeez why do I even bother...

Twilight Sparkle: Girls! The elements!

rainbow dash: on it!

*rainbow dash grabs the elements of harmony*

Twilight Sparkle: Back away from the trolls chaz!

Chaz: and what are you gonna do about it little miss violet pony?

*poppy, branch and biggie gasp*

Twilight sparkle: that's TWILIGHT SPARKLE to you Mr. jazzy

Ariana: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH ROASTED!!!!!!!!

Chaz: *scoffs* I'm really scared what are ya gonna do kick me?

Hickory: don't be fooled by them chaz these Lil' ponies have a Lil' trick up their sleeves to help 'em out

Chaz: what?

Hickory: twilight NOW!

*Twilight and her friends use the elements of harmony to send a rainbow ray towards chaz*

Chaz: really you think that will stop me maybe you ponies just need a dose of "the chaz experience"

*chaz plays more smooth jazz music but is interrupted by the rainbow ray and falls in a river*

Twilight sparkle: you should have known chaz never mess with us

Chaz: smooth jazz will be heard again! smooth jazz will never die!!!!!!!!!

*Molly unties the ropes around poppy, biggie and branch*

Poppy: who was that guy?

Jolene: one of the four bounty hunters looking for you and pinkie and molly

biggie: that was awful it was so smooth and easy and-

Rarity: - and awful!

Hickory: I know darling it's enough to throw you off jazz altogether

Rarity: ALRIGHT THAT'S IT, WE NEED TO GET TO POP VILLAGE NOW!!

Biggie: I agree rarity!

Poppy: biggie, rarity it'll be okay

Biggie: stop saying that and listen to us! you only want to hear what you and pinkie want to hear and it puts us all in danger

Rarity: how in Equestria are you supposed to save the world when you and pinkie can't even keep us safe?

*branch and molly look at poppy worriedly*

Rarity: you and pinkie pie made a pinky promise to me and biggie queen poppy...and you broke it!

*pinkie and poppy look down ashamed as biggie pulls on Mr. dinkles hat and uses him as a rotor and rarity hops on as well, away from the raft*

Rarity: WHAT KIND OF PONY AND QUEEN BREAK A PINKY PROMISE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Poppy: biggie, rarity no...

*poppy and pinkie both felt like they could burst into tears at any moment*