In A Dark, Gloomy Place Called Volcano Rock City....Lived The Rock Trolls Of The Troll Kingdom

The Rock Trolls Gather Around The Hard-Rock Stage.

A Rock Troll Named Riff Started Playing The Drums.

"ALLL ABOARDDDDD!!!"
Riff Shouts.

The Rock Trolls Stomp Their Feet.

As A Gutair Riff Started Playing.

Princess Barb, Soon To Be Queen, Emerges Out Of A Volcano Playing Her Gutair.

🎸🥁🎸🥁🎸🥁🎸🥁🎸🥁🎸🥁🎸🥁🎸

She Plays A Riff From 'Crazy Train', Which She Learned From Her Father.

The Rock Trolls Cheer Barb On.

Barb Does More Skillful Gutair Riffs.

Then Barb Started Singing.

🎸 Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hateee🎸

🎸 Mental wounds not healing
Life's a bitter shame...🎸

🎸 I'm going off the rails on a crazy train!
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train!!!🎸

🎸 Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train!!!!🎸

Barb Did The Rock Pose 🤘.

🎸 Let's go!🎸

The Rock Trolls Bang Their Heads To The Music And Do The Rock Pose Also.

Riff Does A Drum Solo.

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Barb Slides Across The Stage.

Barb Slams Her Guitar On The Floor.
"CRAZY TRAIN!!!!!!!!! YEAH!"

The Crowd Scream In Excitement.
"YEAH!!!! 🤘🤘🤘"

Barb Gets Up.
"Now You Could Say That Performance Was......Rockin 😏"

Riff Played The Joke Drum Beat.
🥁 Bu-Dum-Tss🥁

Riff Sighs.
"Oh The Jokesss.."

Barb Throws A Rock At Riff.
"Shut Up -.-"

"Ow!"
Riff Yelps.

Riff Throws The Rock Back.

Barb Ducks.
"Ha Ha!"

The Rock Hits A Old Lady.

"JESUS N RICE!"
The Lady Falls.

"Look What Ya Did"
Barb Glares At Riff.

"Me?! :O"
Riff Gasps.

"YES YOU!"
Barb Growls.

"O.O"
Riff Jumps Back.

Barb Winks At Riff Flirtingly.

Riff Blinks.
"Hm.....Smexy"

🔊 NOW ENTERING, RULER OF VOLCANO ROCK CITY.....KING THRASH!🔊

The Rock Trolls Step To The Side For King Thrash.

King Thrash, Barb's Father, Walks Up On Stage.

Barb Bows.
"Father"

King Thrash Walks To Her.
"Barb, My Daughter....It Is Time"

Barb's Ears Perked Up.
"You Don't Mean..."

"Oh I Mean"
Thrash Grinned.

Barb Gasps.
"FRICKIN GASP BUBBLE!!!!! :OOO"

Thrash Nods.
"Your Coordination"

"YES YES YES!!!!!!"
Barb Throws A Rock Excitedly.

The Rock Hits The Old Lady Again.

"OH C'MON I JUST REPLACED THIS HIP"
The Lady Yelled.

Thrash Clears His Throat.
"Ahem-"

Barb Turns Back To Thrash.
"Oh Um Sorry"

Barb Kneels.

Thrash Grabs A Drumstick And Points It On The Sides Of Barb.

"I, King Thrash, Now Present You Barb, My Daughter, Now Queen Of Volcano Rock City"
Thrash Announced.

Barb Grins.
"Yes YESSSS!"

"I Now Also Present The Royal Skull Guitar"
Thrash Said.

Barb Gasps Again.
"FRICKIN ANOTHER GASP!!! :OOO"

Thrash Puts Down The Box Containing The Skull Gutair.

Barb Opens It.

Barbs Eyes Sparkle.
"Sweet Mother Of Blue Cheese 🤩"

"May It Always Rock Your World"
Thrash Said.

Barb Picks Up The Gutair.
"Whoaaaa....This Is Too Rad"

Riff Looks Over At It.
"Whoaaaaa 😦"

Barb Punches Riff Out The Way.

"OOF-"
Riff Falls Back.

Barb Holds Up The Gutair.
"I'M QUEEN, YOU ROCKERS!!!!!"

"YEAHHHHH!!!!!"
The Rock Trolls Yell.

Barb Crowd Surfs.

"BARB! BARB! BARB! BARB!"
The Rock Trolls Chant.

Barb Goes Back On Stage.

"TIME FOR MY FIRST GUTAIR RIFF!"
Barb Shouts.

Barb Raises Her Pick.

Thrash's Eyes Widen.
"NO NO WAIT!"

Thrash Stops Her.

Barb Blinks.
"What? Why Can't I Do A Riff"

"Cause That's Not What The Gutair Is For"
Thrash Said.

"But It's A Gutair Father, We Always Do Riffs With It"
Barb Said.

"Yeahhh Not This Gutair"
Thrash Said.

"Huh? Then What Is It For?"
Barb Asked Curious.

"It's For A Veryyy Important Task"
Thrash Said.

Barb Raises Her Eyebrow.

Thrash Turned To The Rock Trolls.
"A Task That Will Involve You All, Let Me Explain"

The Rock Trolls Listen.

Barb Listens And Grins Evily Intrigued.