(Title Card By OpefuLee)

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Poppy Appears On Top Of Her Big Throne On A Big Mountain.

Branch Poofs At The Bottom Of The Stairs.

Branch's Ears Perk Up As He Sights Poppy At The Top.

Poppy Gestures Back To Come Up With Her Finger.

Branch Blushes And Breaks Into A Song.

🎵 Everything means nothing if I can't have you!🎵

🎵 I can't write one song that's not about you🎵

🎵 Can't sleep without thinkin' about you🎵

🎵 Is it too late to tell you that-🎵

🎵 Everything means nothing if I can't have you!🎵

Poppy Giggles.

Branch Sung His Way Up The Stairs.
🎵 Oh, I'm good at keeping my distance🎵

🎵 I know that you're the feeling I'm missing🎵

🎵 You know that I hate to admit it-🎵

🎵 But everything means nothing if I can't have you!🎵

Then, All Of Trollstopia Danced And Sung With Branch Up The Stairs, In A Flash Mob Dance Style.

🌈 I can't write one song that's not about you!🌈

🌈 Can't sleep without thinkin' about you!🌈

🌈 Is it too late to tell you that-🌈

🌈 Everything means nothing if I can't have you!🌈

🌈 I can't write one song that's not about you!🌈

🌈 Can't sleep without thinkin' about you!🌈

🌈 Is it too late to tell you that-🌈

🌈 Everything means nothing if I can't have you!🌈

Branch Finally Made It Up The Stairs To Poppy.

Poppy Got Off Her Throne And Went To Branch.

Branch Kneels Down With One Knee.

Poppy Places A King Crown On Branch's Head.

Branch Smiled Wide And Stood Back Up, Holding Poppy's Hands.

Both Began To Slow Dance With Each Other.

Branch Brought Poppy Close To Him.

Both Stare Into Each Others Eyes As There Was A Sparkle In Them.

Branch Smiled At Her.

Poppy Smiled Back At Him.

"......BEEEEEEEP"
Poppy Beeped.

Branch Raised His Eyebrow.
"Huh?"

Poppy Beeps Again.
"BEEEEEP! BEEEEP! BEEEP!"

💭 💭 💭 💭 💭

Branch Quickly Woke Up.

It Was Actually A Dream.

Branch Scratched His Head.
"Wha..."

Gary's Alarm Went Off.

🔊 BEEEP. BEEEP. BEEEEP.🔊

Branch Sighs.
"Okay Gary, I'm Up I'm Up!"

Branch Turned Off The Alarm On Gary.

Branch Rubs His Eyes.
"Good Thing No One Was Here To See That"

Branch Got Off The Bed And Stretches.
"And That Gary, Is One Of The Perks Of Living Alone!"

Branch Made Himself Some Coffee.
"You Get To Talk However You Want, Do Whatever You Want, Play However You Want. Complete Silence!"

"Except For When Cloud Guy Comes Unexpectedly.....But Other Than That, Living Alone Is The Best Life"
Branch Sipped His Coffee.

Branch Turned His Head To A Picture Of Poppy.

Branch Frowned A Bit.
"But.....Hopefully Gary......It'll Get Less Lonely In Here..."

Suddenly, Loud Arguing Was Heard Outside.

Branch Almost Dropped His Coffee.
"Huh???"

Branch Went Up The Elevator And Poked His Head Out.

There Was A Large Crowd Around Something.

Branch Got Curious.
"Hm..."

~~~

Branch Ran Over To The Crowd.

The Crowd Was Watching Some Trolls Argue Loudly.

Branch Peeked His Head, Trying To See.
"Hey! What's Going On?"

"The K-Pop Gang Having A Girl Fight....Again"
Trollex Told Branch.

"What?"
Branch Said.

Branch Finally Managed To See.

The K-Pop Gang Was Yelling At Each Other.

"Oh Boy..."
Branch Said.

"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO STUBBORN!"
Baby-Bun Yelled.

Wani Scoffs.
"OH PLEASEEEE, THAT'S AS RIDICULOUS AS YOUR EYE BANGS!"

"REALLY? HAVE YOU SEEN YOU'RE HAIR???"
Gomdori Said.

"DON'T EVEN GO THERE MS. SPONGEBOB HAIR"
Ari Said.

"YEAH OKAY MS. COLOR OF BARF HAIR!"
Kim-Petit Said.

Ari Gasps.
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!"

The Girls Kept Arguing.

"Oooooo"
The Crowd Loved The Drama.

"Yeesh.....Sure Wouldn't Want To Get In The Middle Of That"
Trollex Said.

"I Completely Agree. Which Is Why, Living Alone In A Rock Is The Best Way To Live"
Branch Said Walking Away.

Branch Went Back To The Bunker And Down The Elevator.

"Poor Girls. They Have It Bad All Living Together. HA! They're Living That Cramped Life"
Branch Smirked.

Then, Knocking Was Heard Up Above.

Branch Stopped And Pulled The Lever Back Up.

Branch Poked His Head Out The Doormat.

Baby-Bun Waves.
"Heyyy Branch! 👋"

"Oh, Hey Baby-Bun. What's Up?"
Branch Asked.

"There Is No Way I'm Staying In The Same Mushroom House With The Girls.......Can I Stay And Bunk With You?"
Baby-Bun Asked.

Branch Laughs.
"Pffff- 😂😂😂"

Baby-Bun Put Her Hands On Her Hips.

Branch Stops.
"Oh....You're Serious?"

"I Mean....If You Don't Mind"
Baby-Bun Said.

"Look, I'm Your Friend And All, And Friends Help Out....But You Seee....I Have This Kinda.....Living Alone Scenario And Wasn't Really....Expecting To Have A Roommate Sooooo...."
Branch Told Her.

Baby-Bun Frowns.
"Oh.....Well, Thanks Anyways. I'll Just.....Ask Chaz If He Has Room..."

"THAT'S GREAT! LATER! :D"
Branch Quickly Went Down The Bunker.

Baby-Bun Sighs Sadly.

Branch Stood On The Platform.
"Ha, Dodged That Bullet 😌"

But Then Started Feeling Bad.

Branch Groans.
"Ughhh....Stupid Caring Heart-"

Baby-Bun Was Still There, With Her Ears Drooped Down.

Branch Went Back Up To The Surface.
"Okay Okay, For ONE NIGHT! Am I Clear? ONE Night......You May Stay Over"

Baby-Bun Grew A Big Happy Smile.

"YAY! Thanks Branch! 😁"
Baby-Bun Hugged Branch.

"Mhm -.-"
Branch Pouts.

"I'll Just Bring These To Unpack-"
Baby-Bun Gestures To Her 5 Luggage Bags.

"O______________O"
Branch Saw The Luggage.

Baby-Bun Brought Her Luggage Down The Elevator.

Branch Inhales And Exhalesn
"Just For One Night......Just For One Night.......Can't Be That Bad"

~~~

Branch Went Back Down To The Bunker.

"AH!"
Branch Screamed.

The Bunker Had A Whole Bunch Of Girl Stuff.

Branch Looked Around.
"WHAT THE- WH-....BABY-BUN?!?! WHAT IS ALL THIS???"

"I Told You I Had Luggages-"
Baby-Bun Said.

"BUT- ALL OF THIS FOR ONE NIGHT????"
Branch Said.

"Girls Always Have To Come With Their Belongings Branch. It's Precious To Us"
Baby-Bun Giggles.

Branch Kept His Cool.
"Relax....Relax.....Only One Night..."

"AH!"
Branch Screamed Again.

Baby-Bun's Makeup Kit And Hair Supplies Were On Branch's Rations Shelf.

Branch Shook His Head.
"No No No No!"

Branch Took The Stuff Off The Shelf.
"We Do Not Put Girly Makeup And Hair Products On The Rations Shelf!"

"But There Was No More Room To Put Them, Your Bathroom Was Full"
Baby-Bun Gestures.

Branch Raised His Eyebrow.
"Full?...."

Branch Dropped The Makeup And Ran To The Bathroom.

"AH!"
Branch Screamed Again.

"You Gotta Stop Screaming Like That-"
Baby-Bun Said.

All Of Baby-Bun's Spandex Outfits Were Hanging Up In The Bathroom.

"BUT BUT- THIS IS MY BATHROOM!"
Branch Said.

"Sooooo?"
Baby-Bun Said.

"WHEN I WANNA TAKE A DUMP AND DRAIN MY WIENER, I DON'T WANNA SEE GIRL CLOTHES AS MY VIEW!"
Branch Told Her.

"But Why? You Could Use A Girls Touch Around Here!"
Baby-Bun Smiled.

Branch Pulled His Ears.
"Ughhhhhhh!"

Baby-Bun Looked Around Branch's Belongings.
"So, What Exactly Do You Do In Here"

"Survive -.-"
Branch Glared.

Baby-Bun Picked Up Branch's Personal Journal.
"And Write?"

"GAH- DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
Branch Snatched The Book And Put It In His Hair.

Baby-Bun Searched In His Cabinet.
"With No Sweet Snacks?"

"All I Have Is Stashed Away Chocolate-"
Branch Said.

"Oooo, Can I Have Some?"
Baby-Bun Asked.

Branch Chuckles.
"Absolutely Not"

Baby-Bun Pouts.
"But Why Not?"

"Cause It's Only For Me. And I Locked The Chocolate In A Highly Secured Private Area 😌"
Branch Crossed His Arms.

"........It's Behind That Door Isn't It-"
Baby-Bun Pointed.

There Was A Plain In Sight Door Saying "Secret Stock Of Chocolate".

Branch Felt Stupid.
"Changing That First Thing In The Morning -.-"

~~~

~Later At Night~

Branch Slept In His Room Peacefully.

Probably Dreaming About Poppy Again.

Until Knocking Was Heard On The Door.

Branch Jumped Up.
"H-Huh?"

More Knocks Were Heard.

Branch Groaned.
"Ugh.....Come In"

Baby-Bun Peaked In.
"Hey Branch?"

"What Is It Baby-Bun?"
Branch Asked.

"Your Couch Is WAAAY Too Uncomfortable For Me To Sleep In.....Can I Sleep With You?"
Baby-Bun Asked.

Branch Blinks.
"Well No I-"

"Great! Thanks!"
Baby-Bun Was Suddenly Next To Him.

Baby-Bun Slept On Her Side.

Branch Sighs And Slept On His Side Also.

Branch Tried To Go Back To Sleep.

But Then He Started Sniffing.

Branch Turned To Baby-Bun, Who Was Spraying Perfume.

Branch Coughs.
"What Are You Doing???"

"Spraying Perfume, Smells Like Manhood In Here"
Baby-Bun Said.

"That's Cause It Is A Manhood Bunker!"
Branch Snatched The Perfume Bottle And Threw It Across The Room.

Branch Went Back To Sleep.

Baby-Bun Started Humming 'Russian Roulette' To Herself.

Branch Opened His Eyes Annoyed.
"Ughhhhh-"

~~~

~Few Hours Later In The Night~

Branch's Eyes Were Still Open And Red.

Due To Baby-Bun Snoring In His Face.

Baby-Bun Snored Loudly.
"💤💤💤"

Branch Covered His Face.
"Can't Take It.....CAN'T TAKE IT"

Branch Got Out The Bed, Grabbed His Pillow, And Went Out In The Living.

Branch Rolls His Eyes.
"Inavding My Space...What A Jo- AHHHHHHH!!!!"

Branch Slipped Off Baby-Buns Hair Comb.

And Flew Her Makeup Kit.

Branch Had Makeup Splattered All Over His Face.

Branch Got Triggered.
"😤 Ughhhhhh!!!! MOTHER OF FROSTING!!!!!!!!!!"