~In The Bunker~

"Well Cooper My Man, You Came To The Right Place"
Branch Said.

Cooper Sat In A Chair.
"You Sure? I Really Want This To Work Before Groove-A-Palooza"

Branch Chuckles And Pats Coopers Neck.
"Heh, Cooper. I Know Allll About Romance And, Bonus, Impressing Girls!"

"If You Know So Much About Impressing Girls, Then Why Haven't You Told Queen Poppy You Have Feelings For Her More Than Friends?"
Riff Scratched His Head.

Branch's Eyes Widen.
"WHAT?!?! I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS HER! WHO TOLD YOU?!?!?!?!?!??!"

"Said In This Book Here"
Riff Held Up Branch's Journal.

Branch Snatched It Back.
"Give Me That!"

Riff Shrugs And Played With His Drumsticks.

Branch Hugged His Journal Close.
"What Are You Even Doing Down Here Riff?!"

"Global Warming-"
Riff Scratched His Butt With A Drumstick.

"Hm -.-"
Branch Crossed His Arms.

"And Cause Barb Is In One Of Her Triggered Moods So I'm Down Here"
Riff Said.

Branch Scoffs.
"Pff- No She's Not"

💥 Boom!💥

A Grenade Went Off Outside. 💣

Branch Blinks.
"You're Right, She Is"

Riff Jumped On The Couch And Farts.
"Yeaaaaaah~ 😌"

"Ugh, That's Why I Don't Invite Trolls Down Here"
Branch Put The Journal In His Hair.

"Ahemmm, Back To My Problem Mr. Timberlake"
Cooper Said.

"Oh Right!"
Branch Said.

Branch Took Out His Chalkboard For Romancing.

"Oooooo"
Riff And Cooper Say.

Branch Took Out His Learning Stick.
"Okay So, To Impress A Girl"

Cooper Interrupts.
"Where'd Ya Get The Chalkboard?"

"Not Important- Anyways"
Branch Continued.

"It's Always Important To Know Where A Chalkboard Came From"
Riff Pointed Out.

Branch Sighed.
"It's Okay Guys, It's Just A Demonstration .___.
Now-"

"Did It Come From A Basement?"
Cooper Asked.

"Just Focus Please! Now I-"
Branch Continues.

Riff Raised His Hand.

Branch Groans.
"What Riff..."

Riff Digged In His Ear.
"Uh, Like....Did It Come From The Rugrats?"

"FORGET THE CHALKBOARD!"
Branch Kicked The Chalkboard Away.

Branch Clears His Throat And Took Out Some Notes. 🗒✏

Branch Sat In Front Of Cooper.
"Now Cooper, Tell Me About Stella"

Cooper Thought.
"Well, She's Pink"

"Mkay"
Branch Wrote That Down.

"She's My Height"
Cooper Said.

"Mhm"
Branch Wrote That Down.

"She Has Eyeballs-"
Cooper Said.

".....Alright-"
Branch Blinked And Wrote That.

"She's A Female"
Cooper Said.

"Interesting .__."
Branch Wrote That.

"She Has Ears!"
Cooper Said.

"How Unique-"
Branch Said.

"OOH! AND SHE HAS LEGS!"
Cooper Said.

Branch Facepalms.
"🤦‍♂️ Ugh..."

Riff Was Shook.
":O, WHOAAAAA. NO WAY DUDE! I HAVE LEGS TOO!"

"ME TOO!"
Cooper Said.

Cooper And Riff Fist Bump And Laugh.
"BAM! HAHAHA"

"OKAAAAAAY. Those Are All Very Nice. But How About Some More Specific Stuff Like Her....I Don't Know......PERSONALITY! -.-"
Branch Glared.

"Ohhhhhhh!"
Cooper Said.

"Why Didn't You Just Say So?"
Riff Said.

"I Know Right. Bunker Trolls, Amirite?"
Cooper Whispered To Riff Loudly.

"Tell Me About It"
Riff Whispered Back.

Branch Stared At Them.
".__________________________."

Suddenly, There Was Knocking On The Bunker Rock.

It Was Poppy.
"Branch? Branchhh?"

"Yeah Poppy?"
Branch Replied.

"Branchie Where Are You! It's Almost Time For Game Night With Bridget And Gristle!"
Poppy Said.

"Heh, Well, I'm Kinda Busy Right Now!"
Branch Replied.

"Hm, Well What's More Important?
That Or Me~"
Poppy Twirled Her Hair.

Branch Scratched The Back Of His Head, Not Wanting To Say It.
"Welllll, At The Moment Uhhh....

Poppy Knew What He Was Gonna Say And Got Upset.
"OH, IS THAT SO?!?!?!? 😡"

Poppy Threw A Tantrum Outside By Throwing Rocks At Trees, Ripping Off Flowers, And Stabbing Toothbrushes Into The Ground.

"..............................She'd Get Over It-"
Branch Said.

"Cmon Branch, I Need To Win Over Stell Before Saturday And Before My Brother Gets To Her!"
Cooper Told Branch.

"Well Um-"
Branch Started Thinking.

"SO-"
A Voice Said.

The 3 Turn Their Heads.

Prince D Bursts Out The Bathroom.
"YOU ARE TRYING TO GET STELLA!"

"D?!"
Cooper Said.

"OOP-"
Riff Said.

"IN MY BATHROOM?"
Branch Said.

"What Are You Doing Here???"
Cooper Questioned.

"More Specifically IN MY BATHROOM!"
Branch Gestures.

D Walked Up To Cooper.
"Oh Cmon Man! Don't Act So Innocent! You Went Behind My Back To Ask The Most Romancer Troll In Trollstopia To Win Stella Over Before Groove-A-Palooza!"

"Ooooo"
Riff Was Enjoing The Angst With Popcorn 🍿.

"WELL- YOU WERE GONNA TRY TO GET TO STELLA TOO!"
Cooper Said.

"Ooooooo"
Riff Ate More Popcorn.

"UH DUHHHH! Why Wouldn't I?! We All Know She'll Go With Me!
D Said.

"Pfff- She'll Perfer Someone More Humorous And Whacky And Adam Sandler-Like!"
Cooper Said.

"UHM WRONG! She'll Want A Chill Vibin Troll!"
D Said.

"OH YEAH?! -.-"
Cooper Glared.

"YEAH MAN! -.-"
D Glared Back.

Both Growl At Each Other.

"Such Angst"
Riff Ate More Popcorn.

"BY THE END OF THE WEEK, WE'LL SEE WHO IMPRESSES STELLA MORE!"
D Said.

"YES WE WILL"
Cooper Agreed.

Both Went Up The Elevator, Glaring At Each Other As They Went Up.

Riff Finishes His Popcorn.
"Wow, Theres Just So Much Angst Right Dude?......Branch?"

Branch Examining His Bathroom.
"AWE! AND HE DIDN'T EVEN FLUSH!"

~~~

~Tuesday~

At The Trollstopia Market, Stella Was Sitting Down At A Table Drinking Glitterade With Her Friends.

Cooper Walked Up Smiling Wide.

The Girls Look Toward Cooper.

Cooper Put His Hand In His Ear And Took Out A Bouquet Of Flowers.

The Girls Gasp In Amazement And Clap.

Cooper Handed Stella The Flowers.

Stella Took It And Giggles, Blushing.

~Wednesday~

At The Waterpark, Stella Was About To Go Down A Big Waterslide.

Stella Got Nervous About Going Down.

Until Prince D Came Up And Held Her Hand.

Stella Blushed At D, Heartwarmed That He Comforted Her.

Prince D Winks.

Stella Hung Onto D.

As Both Went Down The Slide Together.

~Thursday~

At The Carnival, Stella And Cooper Were Hanging Out At The Carnival.

Stella Threw At Dart To The Balloons But Missed It.

Stells Frowns.

Cooper Took 20 Darts And Shot It Rapidly At The Balloons.

Making All The Balloons Pop.

The Game Dings.

Stella Cheers For Cooper.

Cooper Won A Stuffed Bear And Gave It To Stella.

Stella Was Grateful And Hugged Cooper Tight.

~Friday~

At The Lagoon, Stell Layed Down On Her Lounge Chair.

Stella Was Getting Hot From The Heat.

Until Prince D Showed Up And Put A Umbrella Above Stella.

Stella Smiles Wide At D.

D Winked At Her.

But Then, Cooper Put Another Umbrella Above Stella.

Stella Turned To Cooper And Grinned.

Prince D Growls And Puts Another Umbrella Above Stella.

Cooper Put Another Umbrella Abover Stella.

Both Put More Umbrellas Ontop And More And More And More And More.

Stella Blinks As She Was Toppled With Dozens Of Umbrellas.

Cooper And Prince D Growl More At Each Other As Both Stay Fighting For Stella.