(Title Card By Lee_La_Jolie)

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~Somewhere Up Above, In A Cloud House~

Cloud Guy And His 3 Kids, Cloud Jr (Boy), Cloudina (Girl), And Cloudrita (Gray Cloud Girl), Lived Up Above In A Cloud House.

Cloud Guy Was Layed Out On His Couch, Exhausted.

While The Kids Were Being Reckless And Running Around.

"AWE YEAH! MY NEW CONFETTI BOMB WILL BE PERFECT TO BLOW UP THINGS! LIKE THE WHITE HOUSE!!!! 😆"
Cloud JR Said.

Cloud Jr Set The Bomb Off.

💣 💥 💣

The Kitchen Blew Up.

"YESSSSSSS!!!!"
Cloud Jr Shouted.

Cloud Guy Looks Over.
"Jr! What Have I Told You About Bombs!"

"Only Use Them Around Uncle Branch's Bunker?"
Cloud Jr Scratched His Head.

"Yes, Which Means Not In The House"
Cloud Guy Said.

"..............FIRE IN THE HOLEEE!!!"
Cloud Jr Pressed The Button Again.

And The Bathroom Blows Up.

The Toilet Water Falls On Cloud Guy.

"Ugh..."
Cloud Guy Groans.

Cloudina Skips Around.
"La La La La Laaa! 😊"

She Skips To Her Father.
"Hey Daddy?"

"Yes Cloudina?"
Cloud Guy Replied.

"May I Have A Pet Butterfly? 😁"
Cloudina Asked.

"Fine. But Only One. You Already Have A Pet Bat"
Cloud Guy Said.

"Yay! 😄"
Cloudina Smiled Wide.

Cloudina Walked Over To The Door And Opened It.

Then, A Sworm Of Colorful Butterflies Came Inside.

"GAH-"
Cloud Guy Yelped.

"Come In My Lovelies! Enjoy The Home! ☺️"
Cloudina Said.

Cloud Guy Waved His Hands Around The Butterflies.
"Cloudina! I Said One!"

Cloudrita Walked Over With Her Gloomy Self.
"Hey Dad, I Wrote Another Poem. Want To Hear?"

Cloud Guy Was Busy With The Butterfly Issue.
"Actually No Cloudrita! I'm Kinda Busy With These-"

Cloudrita Read It Anyways.
"Space......It's Like The World Is Empty. But How Empty Can It Be....If I Kill Those Who Upset The World Peace"

"That's Kinda Dark Honey!"
Cloud Guy Said.

"I Know. And That's Why I'm Going To Do Exactly That When I'm Older"
Cloudrita Walked Away.

"Wait What????"
Cloud Guy Said.

"DID SOMEONE SAY EXPLOSION?! 😝"
Cloud Jr Shouted.

"NO JR!"
Cloud Guy Said.

Cloud Jr Set Off Another Bomb.

And The Couch Blew Up.

"WHOO!"
Cloud Jr Said.

"NOOO NOT THE COUCH!"
Cloud Guy Said.

Cloudina Opened The Window.
"Welcome My Flying Friends! Welcome! 😊"

A Flock Of Woodpeckers Flew In.

"No Cloudina No!"
Cloud Guy Said.

The Woodpeckers Pecked At Cloud Guy's Head.

"UGHHH, HOW DO WE GET THESE OUT NOW?!"
Cloud Guy Said.

Cloudrita Read Another Poem.
"Death. Is It A Wish? To Meet The Other Side. Or Is It A Call? To Meet Our Worthless Destiny's"

All The Chaos In The House Went On At Once.

Cloud Guy Sighs.
"I Need A Break...."

~In Trollstopia~

"COME ON BRANCH! DO IT!"
Poppy Yelled.

"I-I CAN'T!"
Branch Replied.

"JUST TRYYYY!"
Poppy Said.

"N-NOOOO....IT'S TOO BIG!"
Branch Said.

"DO IT FASTERRRRRRRRR!"
Poppy Yelled.

"I CAN'TTTTTT! IT'S TOO PRESSURING!!!!"
Branch Yelled.

"PLEASSEEEEEEE!"
Poppy Said.

"NO NO NO NOOOO 😣"
Branch Yelled.

"PUSH IT INNNN! PUSH IT IN THEREEEEEE!!!!!!"
Poppy Yelled.

"AHHHHHHH-"
Branch Screamed.

"YOU CAN DO IT BRANCHIE! DO IT FASTER!!!!! PUSH IT INNNNN!!!!"
Poppy Screamed.

"ARGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
Branch Screamed.

He Was Putting A Dollar In The Vending Machine.

The Dollar Went In And Dings.

"YAY!"
Poppy Cheered.

"😵"
Branch Faints.

"Relaxxx, At Least You Got Your Candy Bar"
Poppy Said.

Branch Hopped Back Up.
"YAY CANDY!"

Branch Took The Chocolate Bar And Ate It.
"Mmmmmmmm~"

"Well, On The Upside, The New Village Vending Machine Works! So Glad Quincy Gave Me The Idea!"
Poppy Said.

"Yeah Yeah Now Let Me Enj-"
Branch Noticed Something Odd.

Branch Was Chewing Weirdly.

"You Okay?"
Poppy Asked.

"Yeah...Just That. This Chocolate Bar Tastes Funny...."
Branch Chewed.

Suddenly, Cloud Guy Came Out Branch's Mouth.

"Watch Where Ya Chewin' Brancho The Blue-O!"
Cloud Guy Said.

"CLOUD GUY! :D"
Poppy Smiled.

"H-He Was In My...............🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮"
Branch Pukes Up The Chocolate Bar.

Branch Rubs His Tounge.
"BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH!"

"Cloud Guy! Whatcha Doin Here?"
Poppy Asked.

"More Specifically In My Delicious Chocolate Bar -.-"
Branch Crossed His Arms.

"Well Ya Know, I Just Needed A Break From My Evolved Cloudies"
Cloud Guy Said Looking Tired.

"You Mean The Demon Mutations?"
Branch Said.

Poppy Elbows Him.

"Awe What's The Matter With Them?"
Poppy Asked.

"They're A Handful! I'm So Stressed! And A Comedic Guy Like Me That Ruins Branch's Life Should Never Be Exhausted!"
Cloud Guy Said.

"Oooo, Sounds Like You Need A Break"
Poppy Said.

"I Really Do...."
Cloud Guy Looks Down.

💡 Ding!💡

Cloud Guy Smirks With A Idea.
"Yeahhhh, I Do Need A Breakkk 😏"

Cloud Guy Turns To Them.
"In Fact, I Could Use A Babysitter"

Poppy Gasps.
"BABYSITTING YOUR PRECIOUS CLOUD BABIES?! YES YES! EEEEEE!!!! I'LL DO IT!"

"Oh I Know You'll Do It........But Will He? 👀"
Cloud Guy Gestures To Branch.

"........You Must Think I'm A Darn Fool"
Branch Said.

"Nah, I Think Of You As More Of A Lucky Fool That Sits In A Bunker Playing Chess By Himself 😌"
Cloud Guy Said.

"Hm, Accurate"
Branch Said.

"Branch! I Think Babysitting Would Be Great For You!"
Poppy Said.

"Poppy, Are You Out Of Your Mind??!?! Do You Know Who He Is!"
Branch Points At Cloud Guy.

Poppy Looks At Cloud Guy.

Cloud Guy Scratches His Butt Then Sniffs It.

"A Very Likeable Funny Cloud?"
Poppy Said.

"No! He's A Annoying Menace! Now Imagine Three More Of Him.....THE WORLD WILL END!!!"
Branch Said.

"Oh C'mon, It'll Be Good To Babysit. Besides, They're Just Kids"
Poppy Said.

"Exactly! You Know Kids Don't Like Me As Much Cause Of My Boring Safety Precaution Lessons"
Branch Said.

"Pfff- I'm Sure That's Not True. I'm Sure The Kids Love Youuuu"
Poppy Said.

Jenny Walks To Branch And Kicks His Ankle.
"Jerk-"

"OI!"
Branch Yelps.

Jenny Ran Away.

"YOU! YOU SEE THAT! THEY DON'T LIKE ME!"
Branch Said.

"Well Maybe The Troll Kids Don't Like You....But These Are Cloud Kids We're Talking About"
Poppy Winked.

"THAT'S EVEN WORSE!"
Branch Said.

Cloud Guy Grabbed Branch's Face.
"OH PLEASE BRANCH! BABYSIT MY PUPILS"

"No Way-"
Branch Pushed Cloud Guy Away.

Cloud Guy Fell To His Knees.
"Please! Only For One Day!"

"I Can't Last 5 Minutes With You. What Makes You Think I Can Last A Day With 3 Of Your Kids?"
Branch Said.

"Pleaseeeeee 🥺"
Cloud Guy Gave The Puppy Eyes.

Branch Glares.
"-.-"

"🥺"
The Eyes Got Bigger.

"-.-"
Branch Glared More.

"🥺"
A Squid Came Out Cloud Guy's Nose.

"What The Actual Heck-"
Branch Said.

"PLEASE!"
Cloud Guy Clinged Onto Him.

Poppy Clinged Onto Branch Too.
"Please Branch???"

"Not You Too"
Branch Said.

Both Gave The Eyes.
"🥺🥺"

Branch Groans.
"😤 Ugh......Okay Fine Fine"

"YAY!"
Both Cheered.

"BUT JUST ONE DAY! That's My Limit -.-"
Branch Said.

"Deal!"
Cloud Guy Spits In His Hand And Held It Out.

"Yeah No.."
Branch Pushed The Hand Away.

"Okie Dokie Artichokie! 😉"
Cloud Guy Winks.

Then Cloud Guy Slapped The Spit On Branch's Forehead.

Branch Gasped In Disgust.

"SEE YA TOMORROW BRANCHO!"
Cloud Guy Vanishes.

"Ughhhhhh 😠...."
Branch Groans.

Poppy Saw The Spit On His Head.
"Ew..."

Branch Got Triggered.
"..........CLOUD GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"