Wednesday, March 15th
10:24 pm
I realized that I ate around 5 whole pies yesterday!! I'm not kidding. And that's explains why not only my stomach bothered me, but also why I won 4th place at the pie competition. Okay, it's time to talk about something cool that happened to me today. Synth told me that he's going on an afternoon hike and invited me to come along with him.
So, I thought it was going to be just me and Synth. But Poppy and Smidge came along with us. We had a great time hiking, which we all had in common and do every Wednesday. How did it go? It went well, except...
Story Time with Branch
(When I remembered that I had laxatives last night)
There was a bad dilemma that happened during the long hour hike. After 30 minutes of the hike, my stomach made a gurgling noise, which reminded me of the laxatives...oh, no, right? Yup. It became a problem, and going back home would take 30 more minutes, which I didn't have much time. It hit me really bad. I immediately tried to excuse myself to leave, but my friends asked me why, which they should know that it's the obvious. I didn't tell them fully, but after five seconds of asking me all at once, I shouted at them.
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My Quote of the Day
"I need to poop, okay? I had laxatives last night. I gotta go."
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None of my friends said anything as I dropped my backpack on the ground, grabbing a trowel and a bag of leaves (which I had prepared just in case). Poppy grabbed my hand and we dashed through the forest. Poppy asked me if I was going to be okay, but I wasn't okay, telling her that I need to go.
Oh, man. The memory's still fresh in my mind. It feels like it happened ten minutes ago. Anyways, she found a perfect bush for me to go poop, which I didn't hesitate to go. Poppy on the other hand, waited near a mushroom, which was 7 Troll feet away from me. Good news: I made it, which took me fifteen minutes to finish up. I didn't talk much afterwards, except for the time that Smidge talked about the elephant in the room. We finished our hike, and we had lunch together. The End.
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So, that's all that happened. I'm thankful for being able to go on the hike. I'm going to bed now. It's really hitting me now. Goodnight.
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