~At The Troll Leader Meeting~

The Leaders Sat In Their Seats Around The Pod.

"Okaaaay! The First Weekly Meeting Of Trollstopia Is Now Accounted For!"
Poppy Said.

"Let's Review This Weeks Events"
King Quincy Said.

"WAIT! Before We Start, Where's The Snacks???"
Barb Asked.

"Snacks?"
Trollex Raised His Eyebrow.

"Yeah! Ya Knowww, The Little Cubed Fruit, Cheese Bites"
Barb Told Them.

Poppy Elbows Barb.
"Not Important, You Wouldn't Wanna End Up Like Fat Albert Now Would Ya?"

"How Dare You Compare Me To Him"
Barb Pouts.

"Hmmm, Well I Do Have Some Freshly Buttered Biscuits"
Delta Held Out A Plate.

"YESSSS!!!"
Barb Said.

The Leaders Each Took A Biscuit.

"These Are Wonderful!"
Trollzart Ate Happily.

Poppy Nods.
"Yeah! They're Almost As Good As-"

Aaaaaaaa~

The Call Was Heard Again.

Poppy Groans.
"Ughhhh...."

"Again?!?!"
Barb Said.

"I've Been Hearing That For The Past Hour!"
Trollex Said Annoyed.

"What Do You Think It Is?"
Queen Essence Asked.

"I Don't Know, Maybe A Warning?"
Barb Thought.

Poppy Shook Her Head.
"AH HA HAAAAA! Funny Little Barbie"

"Don't Call Me That -.-"
Barb Glared.

Poppy Scoffs.
"A Warning? PFFFF! There Is Gonna Be No More Danger. We Are All Gonna Put Aside Problems And-"

Aaaaaaaa~

Poppy Ignored It And Repeated.
"We Are All Gonna Put Asi-"

Aaaaaaaaa~

Poppy Squinted Her Eyes And Inhales.
"😤..........We Are Gonna-"

Aaaaaaaa~

Poppy Exhales.
"We....Are All.....Gonna....."

Aaaaaaa~

"PUT!"
Poppy Yelled.

Aaaaaaa~

"ASIDE!"
Poppy Yelled.

Aaaaaaa~

"OUR PROB-"
Poppy Yelled.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa~

Poppy Groans.
"UGHHHHHH! PROBLEMS!"

Aaaaaaaaaaaa~

"DAAAAAAH!!!!"
Poppy Faceplants On The Table.

~~~

~In The Bunker~

Branch Was Giving Riff A Tour Of The Bunker.

"So Riff, Since Barb Has Made Me Your Dork Friend Forever Against My Better Judgment, I'll Show You Around My Bunker With FULL Trust In You!"
Branch Told Riff.

Riff Leaned Against The Couch.
"Such A Honor Dude, I Haven't Been Trusted Since I Was In Diapers"

"Doesn't Barb Trust You As Her Right Hand Man Assistant?"
Branch Said.

Riff Nods.
"Yeeeep"

Branch Blinks.
"But- Then- Why Did You- The- D-Diapers And- Ugh, Nevermind"

Branch Stood In The Center.
"First, This Is The Living Room! The Place To Let Loose And Do Free Time Stuff"

"What Kind Of Free Stuff?"
Riff Asked.

"Oh Ya Knowww, Puzzles, Jump Rope, Chess And Umm..."
Branch Said.

Branch Whispers In Riff's Ear.

"Beat Your What?"
Riff Said.

Branch Whispered More In Riff's Ear.

"Whoa- Okay But Why Are You Whispering? We're The Only Ones In Here"
Riff Gestures.

Branch Shrugs.
"Cause I Don't Want Some People Like Wattpad Readers During Quarantine Know What I Do Alone"

Branch And Riff Look At The Wattpad Camera.

Branch Went To His Bathroom.
"Moving On, This Is My-"

Aaaaaaaa~

"It's That Annoying Call Again Bro"
Riff Said.

Branch Sighs.
"I Know, Just....Ignore It Like Poppy Said"

"Now As I Was Saying- This Is My Bathroom"
Branch Turned On The Light.

Riff Looked Inside.
"Gnarlyyyy, You Have Your Own Toilet Too?!"

"Uh Duh, How Else Would You Pee?"
Branch Said.

Riff Looked Away Not Wanting To Say How He Pees.

Branch Slowly Turned Around.
"O.....Kaaay......."

Branch Went To His Vault Door.
"Now This Is A Very Secret Do-"

Aaaaaaaa~

Branch Repeated.
".....This Is A Very Secret Door That Has-"

Aaaaaaaaaa~

"UGH! THIS IS MY VERY SECRET DOOR IF STORED AWAY CHOCOLATE!"
Branch Opened The Door.

Branch's Stashed Away Chocolate Jars Were Revealed.

Riff's Eyes Sparkle.
"Raaaad 🤩"

Riff Slowly Went Inside.

Branch Stopped Him.
"Ah No No No, This Is Only Reserved For The Branchinator"

"Branchinator?"
Riff Scratched His Head.

"I Spent A Long Time In Here So Yes I Have Many Names For Me -.-"
Branch Said.

"Sounds Ridiculously Dumb"
Riff Chuckled.

Riff Realizes.
"OH NO-  WHERES MY HAT??!?!"

Riff Felt Himself.

The Hat Was On His Face, As Usual.

Riff Felt His Hat On His Head.
"Oh Thereeee You Are!"

".____. Yes, Dumb"
Branch Said.

Branch Went To His Storage Of Rations.
"Next I Will Show You-"

Aaaaaaaa~

Branch Clears His Throat.
"Ahem, Next I Will Show You-"

Aaaaaaaa~

Branch Pulled His Ears.
"UGHHHHHRAAAHHHH!!!!"

Riff Picked His Nose And Took Out A Big Booger.

"Want A Taste?"
Riff Held Out His Finger.

Branch Glared.
"Get Out -.-"

~~~

The Snackpack Sat Around As The Twins Showed Them Some New Clothes.

"So, We Have Created A New Designer Line For All Trolls Of All Music!"
Satin Said.

"Ooooooo!"
The Snackpack Say.

"Yeah Yeah Very Amusing, SHOW MEH THE CLOTHES Y'ALL GIRLS!"
Tiny Said.

Chenille Held Up A Classical Outfit.
"Well, First We Haveeeee-"

Aaaaaaaaa~

The Snackpack Groans.
"Ughh..."

"Awe Man, It's That Noise Again!"
Legsly Said.

"CAN'T TAKE ITTTTTTT!"
Guy Said In Autotune.

"It's Okay Guys! Poppy Told Me Earlier To Just Blind It Out. Right Mr. D?"
Biggie Said.

Mr. Dinkles Looked Up At Biggie.
"Man, I Wanna Blind Yo Fat Behind Out"

"Continue Guys!"
Smidge Said.

"Okay, As I Was Saying, The Classical Suit!"
Chenille Presented.

"That One Is Nice"
Biggie Said.

"It Even Has Little Pockets For Their Instrument Mouth Pieces!"
Satin Said.

"I Wish I Had That For My Clarinet"
Squidward Said.

Guy Turned Around To Him.
"Um, I Think You're In The Wrong Franchise"

"Oh, Uh, My Bad"
Squidward Walked Away.

"That Depressed Brown Shirt Wearin Squid-"
Tiny Shook His Head.

"We're Also Gonna Call Ourselves Icona Pop When We Get Famous For These Designs"
Satin Said.

"Cause We Always Be Poppin These Designssss"
Chenille Sassed.

"The Irony"
Biggie Giggled.

"What's Next?"
Legsly Asked.

"Next We Have Techno Flipper Pants!"
Satin Held Up Pants.

Aaaaaaaaaa~

DJ Sat Up From The Grass.

"Oh My Goshhhh- Why Won't That Noise Shush!!! I Wanna Nap!"

"I Swear By All Things Trolly If I Hear That One Mors Time Imma Scream"
Smidge Made A Fist.

Aaaaaaaaaa~

"I Should've Seen That Coming"
Smidge Said.

"Welp-"
Smidge Stood Up.

"Oh No"
DJ Said.

"Ear Cover!"
The Twins Cover Both Of Their Ears Together.

Guy Covers Tiny's Ears.

Biggie Covered Mr. Dinkles's Non- Existent Ears.

Smidge Inhales Deeply.

Smidge Then Screamed.
"OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"