Awe Damn

Wrong One

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~Towards The Evening~

As The Sun Went Down And The Sunset Came Upon The Sky, Rhonda Crusied Along The Empty Road, Heading To The Wedding Destination.

John Dory, As Usual, Was Steering Rhonda During This Evening, As He Lifted His Feet Up And Let His Feet Do The Steering.

Until, John Dory Noticed Something Walking Across The Road And Quickly Slammed On The Brakes To Shine Rhonda's Eyeball Light On It.

"WHOAAAAA! A TURTLE!"
John Dory Pointed Out The Windshield Of Rhonda.

Slowly Walking Across The Road, It Was Actually A Tortoise That Was In The Road, Of Course Making John Dory Seem Like A Dumbass.

Clay Looked Out The Windshield, Next To John Dory.
".....That's A Tortoise-"

"That's A Turtle"
John Dory Said.

"That's A Tortoise"
Clay Corrected Again.

"That's A FUCKING TURTLE! I LIVED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE FOR YEARS! I KNOW WHAT A GODDAMN TURTLE IS!"
John Dory Yelled At Clay.

"🖕😑"
The Tortoise Flipped John Dory Off For Not Know What His Species Was.

John Dory Rolled His Eyes From That And Pressed On The Gas, To Continue On Driving On The Road.

Meanwhile, In The Back Of Rhonda, Branch Was Carrying Bitty Bruce In His Arms, As He Was Crying Loudly And Throwing A Tantrum.

Branch's Eyes Were Red And Tired From All The Crying.
"C'monnn Bitty Bruceee...Settle Downnnn.."

Bitty Bruce Kept Crying And Tears Rolling Down Rapidly From His Cheek, Waving His Little Arms Around.

Floyd Was Covering His Ears From The Top Bunk Bed Of Rhonda.
"My Lord! What Can Be Bothering Bitty Bruce?!"

"I-I DON'T KNOW! HE'S BEEN CRYING EVER SINCE WE LEFT THE BEACH! UGGGHHH!"
Branch Groaned In His Free Hand.

John Dory Turned To Them From The Driver Seat.
"I've Learned That Sometimes Babies Cry For No Reason And You Would Never Know The Reason. Trust Me, When You Guys Were Babies, You Did The Same Thing! Especially Floyd...I Was Worried He'd Run Out Of Tear Water From His Eye Sockets.."

"I Don't Think That's How That Works.."
Floyd Glanced Down At John Dory.

"Pff- What Do You Know? You're Emo"
John Dory Sassed At His Brother.

Branch Walked Back N Forth, Bouncing The Crying Bitty Bruce.
"It's Okay! It's Okay Bitty Bruce!"

Bitty Bruce's Crying Got Worse And Louder, As He Pulled On Branch's Hair And Ripped Off A Handful Of It.

Branch Yelped Out Loud In Pain.
"OW!!! UGHHHH! HOW CAN YOU BE THERE SLEEPING WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING CARE OF YOUR SON-"

Bruce, On The Couch, Was Sleeping And Snoring Loudly, Being A Sound Sleeper And Being Like A Sleepy Dad.

"Branch, You Sure It's Not Just Cause Of You Is Why He's Crying?"
Clay Questioned.

"I DON'T CARE! HE JUST KEEPS CRYING AND CRYING AND I'M GONNA LOSE MY MIND WITH ALL THE CRYING AND IT'S GONNA MAKE ME CRY- WAAAAAAHHHHH! WAAAAAAHHHH!!! 😭"
Branch Started To Tear Up And Also Cry Like A Baby.

Bruce Shoved A Binky In Branch's Mouth To Make Him Stop Crying.
"Don't Be A Baby, Branch"

Branch Spit Out The Binky And Glared Over At Bruce.
"Then Come Take Care Of Your Pride And Joy -.-"

Bruce Stood Up From The Couch.
"Branch, You Can't Just Give Up Like This For When You Have Your Own Kid, Plus, You're His Uncle"

"YOU'RE HIS DAD!!"
Branch Said Back.

"But You're His Uncle- Who Is He Gonna Go To In His Time Of Need Or When He Becomes A Super Hero, Who's Gonna Give Him Motivational Speeches?"
Bruce Replied.

".....THIS ISN'T SPIDERMAN! UGGGH!"
Branch Groaned Out Of Frustration.

"Okay Look, Babies Can Immediately Calm Down If They're Entertained By Something"
Bruce Explained.

"Entertained?! I GOT THIS ONE! BRING BB OVER TO ME!"
John Dory Got Up And Snatched Bitty Bruce Into His Hands.

John Dory Placed Bitty Bruce On The Couch And Bitty Bruce Had Fear In His Eyes From The Big Headed Square Luring Over Him.

"😃.....HI THEREEEEEE 😁"
John Dory Said In A Friendly Weird Tone And Grinned Big At Bitty Bruce.

Bitty Bruce Glanced At His Square Of An Uncle And Began To Cry Again.
".......😖🥺😣"

"OH- MY BAD MY BAD BB! I DIDN'T MEAN TO-"
John Dory Said, Backing Up A Little.

"Ugh, John You Made It Worse.."
Floyd Facepalmed His Face.

"IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY, I'M JUST A SILLY- SILLY MANNN 😝"
John Dory Made A Silly Face, Waving His Arms Like A Hooligan.

"😭😭😭😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️"
Bitty Bruce Burst Into Tears Again, With An Even Louder Cry.

"STOP IT, YOU'RE SCARING HIM!"
Floyd Gave John Dory A Gentle Shove.

"AM I REALLY THAT UNSETTLING TO LOOK AT?!?"
John Dory Said At His Brothers.

"👁👄👁"
The Brothers Just Stared At Their Older Brother, Already Knowing The Answer To That Question.

"You're All Assholes -.-"
John Dory Glared At His Siblings.

Bruce Looked Around, And Noticed In One Of The Luggages, There Was A Plushie Of A Baby Blue Crocodile Hanging Out.

Bruce Grabbed The Plush And Handed It To Bitty Bruce.
"Here Ya Go Champ!"

Bitty Bruce Held The Crocodile Plushie And Immediately Started To Snuggle It With A Smile.

"CROCKO?!?!?! 😟"
Branch Blurted Out, Getting Sensitive About His Plushie.

"There We Go! See! All Happy"
Bruce Gestured.

"BUT- That's My Crocko 🥺.."
Branch Pointed Sadly, Getting Cutesey Sad Eyes.

"It's Alright My Brother, He's Just Playing With It"
Bruce Replied.

"But Crocko Only Snuggles With Me 🥺"
Branch Said.

"Only For A Few Minutes"
Bruce Patted Branch's Shoulder And Walked Away.

Branch Turned Over To Bitty Bruce Cuddling Crocko, Slowly Getting Jealous And Wanting Him Back.

Urging To Get Crocko, Branch Innocently Went Over To The Couch Where Bitty Bruce Was And Smiled, Before He Grabbed Crocko's Leg.

"MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"
Branch And Bitty Bruce Started To Pull Crocko Back N Forth, In A Tug-A-War Manner.

"...."
Clay And Floyd Just Watched This, Moving Their Heads Side To Side As Branch And Bitty Bruce Tugged On Crocko.

Bitty Bruce Got Frustrated And Grabbed His Rattle, And Whacked Branch In The Head With It.

"D'OH!"
Branch Held His Forehead And Fell On His Butt.

Bitty Bruce Laughed At That And Snuggled Crocko Closer To Him, Not Wanting To Share.

"UGGHH-"
Branch Tackled Bitty Bruce And Tried To Snatched Crocko Back, But Bitty Bruce Held A Grip On It.

Bitty Bruce Hit Branch Rapidly With His Little Hands And Even Bit Him On The Leg To Get Crocko Back.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
Branch Screamed Loudly In Pain Like Tom For A Second.

Hearing This, Bruce Came Back Over To The Boys Fighting Over Crocko And Decided To Settle This.

"Heyyy Bitty Bruceeee, How's About We Give Branch A Turn With Crocko?"
Bruce Snatched Crocko From Bitty Bruce And Handed Him To Branch.

"🥺.....😭😭😭😣😣😣"
Bitty Bruce Went Back To Crying And Sobbing From Not Getting Crocko.

"OR NOT-"
Bruce Snatched Crocko From Branch And Gave It Back To Bitty Bruce.

"......😭😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️‼️"
Branch Sat On His Butt Like A Baby And Started To Cry Like One.

"YOU ALL BETTER KNOCK OFF THIS CRYING OR SO HELP ME I'LL TURN THIS ARMADILLO AROUND DAMMIT-"
John Dory Yelled From The Driver Seat In A Strict Voice.

Floyd Helped Branch Up And Wiped His Tears For Him.
"Here, Lemme Help You"

Branch Sniffed And Straightened Himself Up.
"Thanks Floyd....BUT I STILL WANT CROCKO BACK-"

"OKAY FINE! NO ONE GETS CROCKO!"
Bruce Grabbed Crocko And Stuffed Him Back In One Of The Luggages.

Bitty Bruce Got Teary Eyes Again, But Didn't Cry This Time, And Instead Inhaled A Gasp Bubble And Held His Breath.

".....That's Freaking Me Out- What Is He Doing?"
Branch Gestured At That.

"Whenever One Of My Kids Doesn't Have Their Way- They Pull This Stunt And Hold Their Breath"
Bruce Explained.

"How Spoiled-"
Branch Blurted.

"Tell Me About It- Now Bitty Bruce, You Can't Have Crocko If You Don't Share So Stop It!"
Bruce Said In A Strict Dad Tone At Bitty Bruce.

Bitty Bruce Kept Holding His Breath, Feeling A Little Weak And Eye Twitching, And Flopped On The Ground.

Bruce Gave In And Yelled.
"OKAY! OKAY! FINE! WE'LL ENTERTAIN YOU MORE!"

"And There's Only One Person That Can Do That"
Branch Thought And Said.

Knowing Exactly Who, The Brothers Turned Around And Faced Their Middle Brother Clay, Who Was Obviously The Fun Boy Of The Family.

"....The Hell You All Lookin At?"
Clay Blurted Out.

"You Mr. Fun Boy! Fun It Up In Here For The Baby!"
Branch Said.

Clay Shook His Head, Snickering.
"What Part Of Serious Boy Clay Don't You All Understand? I Don't Do Fun Anymore, Only Serious And Boring Stuff!"

"Just Cause You're Serious Now, Doesn't Mean You Still Can't Have A Little Fun"
Floyd Told His Brother.

"Exactly! And Thissss Is For A Family Matter In Which To Make Bitty Bruce Smile....Your Adorable Nephew"
Branch Gestured.

Clay Sighed Deeply.
"Hhhh...Okay Okay Fine"

Agreeing To This, Clay Picked Up Bitty Bruce And Placed Him On The Couch, Thinking Of Something Fun To Do For Him.

"Um.."
Clay Rubbed The Back Of His Neck.

"🥺"
Bitty Bruce Stared Up At His Uncle, With His Big Ol' Cute Eyes.

".....Want A Beer? 🍺"
Clay Held Up A Can Of Beer.

"HE'S A WEEK OLD-"
Branch And Bruce Yelled At Clay, Smacking The Can Out His Hand.

"I DON'T KNOW- WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HIM?!?!?!"
Clay Yelled Back At His Brothers.

Bitty Bruce Started To Frown And His Ears Drooped Down, Feeling Sad And Not Entertained.

"Thanks Fun Boy"
Branch Said Sarcastically.

Clay Leaned On The Window.
"Hey, I Told Ya'll I'm A Serious Boy Now! So I Don't Know How You Expect Me To-"

Getting Flashed By A Colorful Light, Clay Looked Out The Window To See A Colorful And Bright Sight Of A Nearby Circus & A Fair As Well. 🎪

"A Circus?....A CIRCUS! THAT'S IT! THAT CAN GET BITTY BRUCE ENTERTAINED! JOHN, PULL OVER!"
Clay Gained A Smile On His Face.

"Pull Over To Where?"
John Dory Questioned.

Clay Came Up To The Driver's Seat By His Brother And Pointed.
"To That Eye Catching Circus Over There!"

John Dory's Eye Pupils Shrunk In Horror As He Saw The Circus.
"C-C-Circus? •_•"

~~~

~At The Circus~

Pulling Over, Rhonda Made Her Way To The Glamorous Circus Area, Where A Big Circus Tent Was There 🎪, As Well As Fair And Carnival Rides For Anyone To Enjoy. 🎡 🎢 🎠

Rhonda Parked And Opened Her Door For The Brothers To Exit And Entered The Circus Ground Area.

"Whoaaaa.."
Clay Said As He Walked Out And Glanced At The Circus.

John Dory Was Hesitant To Come Out Of Rhonda, And Only Peeked.
"U-Uhm....You Guys Can Check It Out! I'll Stay Behind.."

"Oh C'mon John! A Circus Is Nothing But Fun! What Are You Scared Of?"
Floyd Said To His Brother.

"I AIN'T SCARED OF NOTHIN FLOYD!"
John Dory Shouted.

"Thennnnn.."
Floyd Made A Motion Gesture For John Dory To Come Out Of Rhonda.

John Dory Gulped As He Slowly Came Down Rhonda's Steps, Looking Around The Area To Make Sure It's Safe, And Followed His Brothers.

The Brothers Made It To The Entrance And Stopped At The Line, And Looked Across At The Atmosphere Of The Circus And Carnival.

From The Look Of It, There Was Not Much People At The Circus, Only A Few Were There And Sort Of Enjoying It.

"Huh...Not Very Popular By The Looks Of It.."
Branch Said.

"Pffft, Oh Sure It Is! Doesn't Get More Fun Than A Carnival! Perfect For Bitty Bruce, I Mean, What Kid Wouldn't Love This?"
Clay Ensured, As He Nodded His Head.

Branch Looked Afar And Saw A Mother Dragging Her Child In The Circus Tent, As The Child Was Crying And Scared To Go In.

"MOMMY I DON'T WANNA GO I DON'T WANNA GO- 😣😭"
The Child Screamed Out, Trying To Get Away.

"Yeah Sure"
Branch Said With Sarcasm.

"Don't Pay Attention To That Bitty Bruce, Look Over There! The Rides Look Fun Huh?"
Bruce Pointed At Some Of The Rides.

One Kid Was On The Bouncy House, And Bouncing So Much Made Him Fall Off On The Ground, And Burst Into A Loud Cry.

"._____."
Bitty Bruce Gave The Look Up At His Father.

"....As Long As You Be Safe Though"
Bruce Added.

"OH WELL NOT AS FUN AS WE THOUGHT- LET'S SKIDADDLE BACK ON THE-"
John Dory Was About To Walk Back To Rhonda.

"WAIT-"
Clay Said As He Noticed Something.

Clay Looked Up At The Banner Hanging Up Above The Circus's Entrance, Where The Colorful Banner Read: "Cyal's Funzone Circus". 🎪

Clay Closely Stared At The Banner And Noticed A Familar Face On It.
"Whoa...I Think My Friend Might Be Here.."

"Your Friend?"
Floyd Raised His Eyebrow.

"NO SIGN OF YOUR FRIEND HERE SORRY CLAY- CAN WE GO NOW PLEASE!"
John Dory Begged As He Was Fearful.

Bruce Turned Over To John Dory.
"Dude! Would You Chill??? Why Are You So Terrified Of A Carnival Anyway??"

"You Don't Understand! Circus's Are The Home Of The Most Evil Scariest Menacing Beings Alive!.....ᶜˡᵒʷⁿˢ 😨"
John Dory Whispered Over In Bruce's Ear.

"WE CALL CLOWNS..."
A Distant But Familiar Voice Yelled Out From Afar The Brothers.

Coming Up, Cyal, (Voiced By "Pharrell Williams"), Was A Shirtless Blue Troll With A Slight Darker Green Hair, With Yellow Shorts And Legwarmers, As Well As A Yellow Sweatband, Who Was The Owner Of The Circus And Clay's Old Friend. (His Name Is Pronounced Like Name Kyle)

".......M a k e u p
F r e a k s"
Cyal Finished His Dramatic Sentence, As He Made His Entrance.

Clay Gasped Out Loud From Seeing His Buddy Cyal Again.
"CYAL?! AYYY WASSUP MAN!"

"YOOOO CLAY!! HOW YOU BEEN MAN?!"
Cyal Greeted His Friend Again And Dapped Him Up.

"IT'S BEEN SO LONG BRO!"
Clay Brought Cyal In For A Hug.

"Tell Me About It! But Exactly How Long Though? Last Time I Saw You It Was In High School And.."
Cyal Thought To Himself.

"So About 20 Years?"
Clay Interrupted.

".....Yeah About 20! BUT BROOO IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU MY MAN!"
Cyal Patted Clay's Back.

"YESSS! BRO-SKIIIII!"
Clay Pointed At Cyal.

"BROOOOO"
Cyal Pointed Back At Clay.

"BRO-SENNNNN"
Clay Opened His Arms Up.

"ABRACADAB-BROOOOOOO!"
Cyal Opened His Arms At Clay As Well.

Meanwhile, The Brothers, More So Branch, Were Examining Clay And Cyal Side By Side, Noticing How Similar And Almost Identical They Looked.

"Ummm, Clay?"
Branch Interrupted.

"Oh My Bad! Cyal, Meet My Brothers! The One And Only BroZone! Brothers, Meet Cyal!"
Clay Introduced His Brothers.

"AYYYY! WASSUP BROS! INCOMING BRO HUG!"
Cyal Went To Hug Each Of The Brothers One By One.

"This Guy Seems Cool!"
Bruce Said, Hugging Cyal Back.

"That's Just My Vibe Man. I Don't Have Time For Negativity In My Brain, It's Gonna Always Be A Vibe With Cyal 🙂"
Cyal Grinned Proudly.

"I Respect That So Much.."
Floyd Patted His Heart.

"Super Welcoming And All But Minor Question- WHO EXACTLY IS CYAL??"
John Dory Gestured.

"Cyal's An Old Friend From TrollTree High School! He's The One Who Started The Sad Book Club! Until He Passed On The Torch To Me"
Clay Explained.

"Yesssir, My Own Sad Little Protégé, Now The Sad Book Club King!"
Cyal Ruffled Clay's Hair.

"GUILTYYYYY! ✋️"
Clay Raised His Hand Up, Laughing.

"Really? You Started Clay's Sad Book Club That He Non-Stop References?"
Floyd Asked.

"Sure Did! Back In High School, I Was The Most Serious And Hard Headed Troll That Loved Reading! Soooo Of Course Took It Upon Myself To Start A Club Where Read Books...And Cry.."
Cyal Sniffed A Little.

"Aw"
Floyd Said In Awe.

"And Then That's When I Found Clay! I Knew He'd Be The Best Fit For A Sad Book Club Member"
Cyal Nudged Clay's Shoulder.

"And I Stayed A Forever Loyal Member"
Clay Fist Bumped Cyal.

"Wow, Sad Book Club Lore...Something I Never Knew We Needed"
Bruce Said.

"With A Friendship Like This, I Bet You Two Have THE MOST AWESOMEST AND MOST EPIC LORE OF HOW YOU MET OF ALL TIMEEE!!! 💥"
John Dory Said In A Epic Voice And Action Pose.

"....Yeah No- We Met At The School's Library. In Fact, I Remember It Very Well"
Clay Said As He Told The Story Through A Flashback.

~Flashback~

Over 20 Years Ago, In TrollTree High School, At The Library, Clay Went In There To Check Out Some Books And Was About To Leave, Until Cyal Was There Close In His Face.

"Hey Man, You Got A Bookmark?"
Cyal Asked Clay Casually, Close To His Face.

"•_• Uhhh Sure?"
Clay Reached In His Pocket And Gave Cyal A Bookmark.

".....What Else Ya Got?"
Cyal Bounced His Eyebrows Weirdly At Clay.

~End Of Flashback~

"And Then....He Just Kinda Never Went Away"
Clay Finished The Short Story.

"Oh-"
John Dory Got Disappointed By The Simplicity Of The Story.

"After That, I Invited Him To My Sad Book Club And I Liked His Vibe!"
Cyal Said.

"Nuh Uh, I Like Your Vibe"
Clay Said To Cyal.

"I Like Your Vibe!"
Cyal Said Back To Clay.

"I Like Your Vibe!"
Clay Said Back To Cyal.

"Digging Your Vibe!"
Cyal Said To Clay.

"I LIKE YOUR VIBEEEEE!"
Clay And Cyal Wiggled Their Arms And Waved Them At Each Other.

"OKAAAAY You Like Each Other's Vibes, Moving On"
John Dory Interrupted.

"Cyal, Why'd You Give Clay The Honor Of Being The Leader Of The Sad Book Club?"
Floyd Wondered.

Cyal Began To Explain.
"Well, As A Kid, You Tend To Have An Young-Life Crisis And Develop A Change Of Where...You Don't Wanna Be Serious And Sad No More...Instead You Wanna Try To Be Fun! So From That, I've Tried To Be More Of A Fun Guy And To Try To Do That, I Left Clay In Charge Of The Sad Book Club, While I Find My Inner Fun Guy!"

"Ah"
Floyd Nodded, Understanding.

"So, Years Later, I Ventured Off To Open The Funnest Place A Troll Can Think Of....A CIRCUS! Then My Inner Fun Boy Can Blossom!"
Cyal Added On.

"Similar To How Clay Was Fun, But Now Left To Become A Serious Troll?"
John Dory Said.

"Pretty Much"
Clay Shrugged.

"Whoa Whoa, Clay, You've Gone Serious Now?"
Cyal Asked.

"I Sure Have! And It's Been Great! I Lived In A Mini Golf Course With Other Trolls And Co-Ran It, Then Got My Boring Sweater Romper ANNNND Live In The Admin Building Of The Mini Golf Course! HOW BORING IS THAT?!?! 😁"
Clay Grinned Wide.

"....Greatly Boring! In Which I Respect For You Bro! We All Grow Up And Change Over Time"
Cyal Said To Clay.

"THANK YOUUUU! Someone Who Understands My Serious Boy Crisis!"
Clay Gestured.

"Okay I'm Just Gonna Adress The Elephant In The Room- AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THESE TWO LOOK ALIKE??!!"
Branch Pointed At Both Clay And Cyal.

"We Do?"
Clay And Cyal Glance At One Another.

"YES! THE HAIR, THE FACE STRUCTURE, THE MANNERISMS, THE SKIN TONE! HELLOOOOO??? TELL ME I'M NOT ALONE ON THIS"
Branch Shouted, Trying To Prove A Point.

"You Kinda Are Branch"
Bruce Shrugged.

"Yeah, I Don't See It"
Clay Said.

"Not Even A Little"
Cyal Added On.

"Sorry Bro"
John Dory Patted Branch's Shoulder.

"WHA-"
Branch Said, Knowing He Wasn't Crazy.

"Anyways, I Can't Believe You're Here Clay! I've Always Wanted You To Visit Cyal's FunZone Circus!"
Cyal Presented The Circus.

The Brothers Looked Back At The Circus, Seeing Again How It Wasn't As Popular And Not Many People There.

"Yeahhh...Nothing Says FunZone Like This"
John Dory Said With Sarcasm.

"John! -.-"
The Brothers Glared At Their Older Square Brother.

Cyal Scratched His Head.
"I Know It May Not Seem As...Thrilling But It Is! People Just Drive Pass The Circus And Not Giving It A Chance. Trust Me, They're Missing Out Big Time!"

"Missing Out On What Exactly?"
Branch Questioned.

"Everything Man! The Rides! The Games! The Circus Show! Even The Rich Delicacies~ Such As Cotton Candy And Popcorn! OH! AND NUTS! LIKE CASHEWS, WALNUTS, ALMONDS, BRAZIL NUTS! And, Did I Mention The Peanut Brittle? 👀"
Cyal Bounced His Eyebrows At The Brothers.

"Is That A Candy....Or A Nut..?"
Floyd Interrupted, As He Wondered.

Cyal Laughed Out Loud To Himself.
"BAHAHAHAHAHHASHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHSHSHAHAHAHAH- both"

"😦😦😦😦😦"
The Brothers Jaw Dropped From That, Being Amazed On How Delicious That Sounds.

"And I'm Sure This Little One Here Will Enjoy It Too!"
Cyal Tickled Bitty Bruce's Tummy As He Giggled Along With Him.

John Dory Chuckled To Himself.
"Well At Least He Didn't Mention Any-"

Suddenly, In A Colorful Blur, 4 Pint Sized, Sort Of Oompa Loompa Level Small, Clown Trolls 🤡 Started To Surround John Dory One By One.

"AH! AH! AH! AAAAHHHH!!!"
John Dory Shrieked In A Scream As Each Clown Troll Surrounded Him.

"Oh! Where Are My Manners? Bros, Meet My Clown Troll Performers! Or As I Call Them, My Trolla Loompas!"
Cyal Introduced.

The Trolla Loompa Clowns Acted Silly Around The Gang, Throwing Pies And Honking Their Horns, And Beeping Their Red Noses.

"Oooo!"
The Brothers Were Intrigued By The Silliness Of The Trolla Loompa Clowns.

"Don't Turn Around...Don't Turn Around...Don't Turn Around.. 😥"
John Dory Covered His Face, Trying To Avoid Eye Contact With The Trolla Loompa Clowns.

"♩♣ 🤡🤡🤡 👣🍮 (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 🤡🤡🤡 ♥๑۞๑,¸¸,ø¤º°'°๑۩ 🎀 🤡🤡🤡 🎀 ۩๑°'°º¤ø,¸¸,๑۞๑ 🍪 ⋆ 🍌 🎀 🤡🤡🤡 🎀 🍌 ⋆ 🍪"
The Trolla Loompa Clowns Surrouned All Around John Dory, In A Creepy But Happy Way To Haunt His Dreams.

Clay Wiped A Happy Tear.
"Aw, I Remember When I Used To Terrorize Him Like That 🥹"

Cyal Chuckled To Himself.
"Alright You Clowns, Back To The Tent For The Show!"

"Show?? You're About To Perform?!"
Clay Said.

"Oh Yeah But Um Not Sure You Guys Would Wanna-"
Cyal Rubbed His Arm.

"OF COURSE WE'D WANNA! IT'S A CIRCUS! We Get To See This Circus Owner Do His Thing Huh???"
Clay Nudged Cyal's Arm.

"YEAH!"
The Brothers Shouted Out, Eager To See The Circus Show.

"BUT- I'M SURE YOU GUYS HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN SEE MY LOUSEY SHOW HEH HEH.."
Cyal Laughed Nervously.

"Nah Not Really! The Wedding We're Heading Too Is Only 3 Days Away"
Bruce Said.

"Soooooo CIRCUS TIIIIIME!"
Clay Shouted Out Excitedly, As The Brothers Cheered On, Heading To The Circus Tent.

"Yaaaaay....Superrrrr...😬"
Cyal Said Non Enthusiastic And Not Wanting To Show His Friends The Circus Show.

~~~

~Inside The Circus Tent~

LADIES AND GENTLETROLLS

WELCOME TO...

🎪 ✨️ CYAL'S
FUNZONE CIRCUS ✨ ️🎪

As The Circus Show Began Inside The Tent, The Brothers Along With A Few Other Familes Were Sitting At Their Seats, Ready For The Show.

"YAAAAAY! 👏 🙌"
The Brothers Cheered On And Clapped For The Show To Begin.

Coming Out The Curtain, Cyal Was Rolling On A Bouncy Ball As He Juggled Other Balls In His Hand, Along With The Trolla Loompa Clowns Coming Out To Join Him.

"HERE WE GOOOOOO!"
Cyal Shouted Out With A Big Smile, Juggling The Balls.

"YEAH CYALLL!! WOOOO! 👏"
Clay Clapped And Cheered Out For His Friend.

"IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU ALL HERE- WHOA AH!"
Cyal Slipped On The Ball And Flopped Down On The Ground.

"Yeeeeahhhhh....?"
The Brothers Slowed Down Their Clapping And Cheering From That Fail.

Cyal Stood Up, But He Had Accidentally Swallowed One Of The Balls He Was Juggling, And Tried To Give Himself The Heimlich.

Doing So, Cyal Spit Out The Balls From His Throat And One Flung Right At One Of The Trolla Loompa Clowns, Knocking Them Out, While The Other Hit A Person In The Audience.

"AYE! WATCH IT!"
The Critter In The Crowd Held Their Eye.

Cyal Tried To Lift Up The Knocked Out Trolla Loompa Clown.
"HAHAAA...HE'S A VENTRILOQUIST NOW WHO HAPPENS TO BE UNCONSCIOUS! 😁"

"Oh Dear.."
Clay Mumbled To Himself, Realizing The Circus Wasn't How He Expected.

"BRING OUT THE MARIACHI BAND!"
Cyal Shouted Out As He Signaled.

3 Trolla Loompa Clowns Dressed Like A Mariachi Band, Came Out And Played Their Trumpets Loudly At The Audience. 🎺 🎺 🎺

"BOOOOOO!!!!"
The Audience Didn't Enjoy That And Covered Their Ears As They Booed.

More Of The Trolla Loompa Clowns Came Out Rolling On Balls, As Some Held The Ring Of Fire To Jump Out Of, And Some Swung Around Balls Of Fire As Well. 🔥 ☄️

"YAAAY FOR PYROTECHNICS!!"
Cyal Cheered Out With His Hands Up.

"😄👏👏"
Bitty Bruce Clapped His Hands, Amused By All The Chaos Happening.

One Of The Trolla Loompa Clowns Knocked Into The Other, Causing Them To Get Upset And Shove Each Other.

Leading From That, Their Balls Of Fire They Swung Flung Away From Them And Shot All Across The Circus Tent Towards The Audience.

"AH!"
Branch And Floyd Ducked Before One Of The Fire Balls Could Hit Them.

"SO WHO'S FROM TROLLADA EH?? 😄"
Cyal Belly Danced To Keep The Crowd Amused, As He Honked Horns Around.

"AAAAHHH!!!"
The Crowd Screamed From Not Enjoying The Performance Madness.

A Trolla Loompa Clown Lured From Behind John Dory And Bounced His Eyebrows As He Appeared Beside Him.

"🤢"
John Dory Held In His Puke From Being Terrified Of The Clown Trolls.

"BOOOOOO!!! BOOOO!!!"
The Small Audience The Circus Had Got Up From Their Seats And Ran Out The Tent From The Chaos.

"YES AHA...GO GET THE FOOD AND COME BACK...HAH HAH...Heh..."
Cyal Realized The Show Was A Failure And His Smile Turned Into A Frown.

As The Small Audience Left, The Brothers Got Up From Their Seats And Made Their Way Down To Cyal In The Center Of The Circus Tent.

"Ummm...Intermission? 😄 BLEUGH-"
Cyal Said Until He Spit Out Another Ball.

"OI-"
Branch Got Hit With The Ball And Fell Back On The Ground.

"Um...Well...That Was Definitely Worth The Price Of Admission Cyal"
Bruce Said, Trying To Be Positive.

"Y-Yeah! I'm Sure That'll Get People Buzzing! You Did Bring Down The House!"
Floyd Said, Also Trying To Be Positive.

"Did We See The Same Show? HE ALMOST LITERALLY DID BRING THE HOUSE DOWN!"
John Dory Blurted Out.

"JOHN! -.-"
The Brothers Glared At Their Eldest Brother Of A Square.

"No No! It's Okay, Criticism Is Always Welcome Man...And Don't Worry! I'm Used To This Type Of Tough Crowd"
Cyal Rubbed The Back Of His Neck, Looking Down.

Clay Noticed His Friend Was Hiding Something And Knew He Had To Have A Heart To Heart Talk With Him Alone To Understand Him More.

Clay Turned To His Brothers.
"Hey Uh Bros, Why Don't You Guys Go Around And Enjoy The Festivities. Me And Cyal Need To Have Some Alone Time. Ya Know? Catch Up And Stuff"

Branch Got Up From The Ground, Dusting Himself Off.
"If It Means Not Being Killed-"

"And Not Being Harassed By These Clown Freaks, Then Sure"
John Dory Said.

"John, They're Just Clowns"
Bruce Said.

John Dory Shook His Finger In Bruce's Face.
"WRONG! WROOOONG! They Are In Fact- NOT JUST CLOWNS! THEY'RE HORRIFYING BEINGS OF THE EARTH! ALL THEY DO IS A SMILE SMILE AND SMILE WITH THEIR DUMB RED LIP MAKEUP, HONK HONK AND HONK WITH THEIR ROUND NOSES, AND ON TOP OF THAT- THEY PRANCE AROUND WITH THEIR SMALL MISHAPEN BODIES!!!!!"

As John Dory Said That, His Body Belly Fat Popped Out His Clothes, Showing His Chubby Tummy.

"Dude- Put That Thing Away! There's Children Here!"
A Critter Said As They Walked Past John Dory, Covering Their Child's Eyes.

John Dory Blinked At That, And Tried To Shove Back In His Pot Belly, Them Transferred Down To His Feet, Making His Feet More Chubby.

"I'm Going To The Snack Bar- 👺"
John Dory Said In A Pouty Voice And Walked Out The Circus Tent.

"Great! C'mon Cyal"
Clay Gently Pushed Cyal Away From The Area To Talk Alone.

"Wanna Ride The Carousel Bitty Bruce?"
Floyd Leaned Down And Asked His Nephew.

Bitty Bruce Nodded Rapidly As He Was Getting Excited To Ride It, And Skipped Out The Tent.

"Great Floyd, Now He's Going To Want To Keep Riding That Thing And Go HAHAHAHA AGAIN! HAHAHAHA AGAIN! HAHAHAHA AGAIN!"
Bruce Said Annoyed, As Him And Floyd Followed Bitty Bruce.

Branch Was About To Follow His Brothers.
"I Guess I'll-"

Before Branch Could Follow His Brothers, He Noticed A Familar Bunch Of Trolls In The Circus Tent, Seeing It Was The Fuzzling Bum-Squash Family From The Motel.

Branch's Eyes Shrunk Down Tiny As He Began To Panic.
"•_• Oh No....No No No No No No.."

The Bum-Squash Family Was About To Leave The Tent With The Two Parents And The Three Kids, Until The Dad Spotted Branch Across The Tent.

"Hey- HEY!!! IT'S YOU!!!! YOU DAMAGED MY CAR!"
The Bum-Squash DAD Yelled Out Towards Branch, Starting To Run At Branch.

"AH!"
Branch Immediately Began To Run, As He Was About To Get Chased By The Bum-Squash Dad.

~~~

~Outside~

By The Snack Bar Concession Stand, John Dory Was Eating A Whole Funnel Cake By Himself, Loving And Enjoying It.

"Mmmm~ For A Place Of Clown Hell, You Guys Sure Make A Great Funnel Cake!"
John Dory Said With His Mouth Full.

Branch Ran Up To His Older Brother, For Some Hopeful Shelter.
"JOHN!"

"Hey Brother! Want Some Funnel Cake? It's Good For Your Sugary Organs"
John Dory Offered.

"UMMMM-"
Branch Didn't Want To Tell John Dory He Was Being Chase.

Coming Out The Tent, The Bum-Squash Dad Looked Around For Branch Until He Spotted Him By The Concession Stand.

"UM UM H-HOW ABOUT WE HAVE SOME BROTHER BONDING TIME ON THE UH....3000 SPIN RIDE??"
Branch Suggested In A Hurry Manner.

"NOW YOU'RE TALKING!"
John Dory Threw His Funnel Cake Away And Immediately Ran To The Ride.

Branch Followed After His Brother Towards The Ride, Hoping To Lose The Bum-Squash Dad From Catching Him.

~~~

~On The Ride~

Hopping Inside The 3000 Spin Ride, Branch And John Dory Went To Take Their Place And Leaned Against The Wall.

The 3000 Spin Ride Was A Ride Where You Lean Against The Wall And Strap Yourself In, As The Ride Spins You Around And Around Fast Enough As It Lights Up.

"Alright! Everyone Strap In, Lean On The Wall, And Be Safe! This Is Gonna Get Dizzy!"
The Ride Operator Announced To The Riders.

As The Ride Operator Pressed The Go Button, The Ride Began To Start As It Slowly Started Spinning And Spinning To Get A Faster Motion.

John Dory Held His Stomach Gently.
"Awe Man....I Knew I Shouldn't Have Had That 12th Funnel Cake.."

Branch's Eyes Widen And Turned To His Brother.
"12TH?!?!?!?!?!"

Suddenly, Sneaking Onto The Ride, The Bum-Squash Dad Came Inside And Was Pressed Against The Wall From The Fast Motion Of The Ride.

"AH!"
Branch Flinched At The Sight Of The Bum-Squash Dad.

"YOUUU!!!"
The Bum-Squash Dad Shouted Towards Branch, Eager To Catch Him.

"STOP THE RIDE! STOP THE RIDE!"
Branch Yelled Out, Trying To Get The Ride Operator's Attention.

Not Paying Attention Or Hearing, The Ride Operator Was Busy Listening And Watching The Music Video To "Watch Me Work" By Velvet And Veneer.

"WH- SERIOUSLY?!?! THEY'RE FRAUDS!!!"
Branch Yelled Out.

Trying To Make His Way Over To Branch, The Bum-Squash Dad Slowly Flipped On His Stomach And Back On The Wall, Due To The Fast Spinning.

Branch Turned To His Brother.
"JOHN, WE GOTTA-"

"Wait Dude...Don't Talk To Me...I'm Feeling Motion Sickness 😵‍💫.."
John Dory Said, With His Stomach Groaning And Feeling Sick From Spinning.

"UGH!"
Branch Rolled His Eyes, Knowing He Was On His Own.

Trying To Escape, Branch Started To Slowly Crawl On The Wall, Being Able To Stick On, From The Speed On The Ride, Trying To Get Away From The Bum-Squash Dad.

One Of Branch's Feet Accidentally Hit A Critter On The Ride.
"OW! WATCH IT ASSHOLE!"

"SORRY-"
Branch Quickly Apologized And Kept Trying To Crawl On The Wall.

Soon, The Other Critters Started To Reach To Try To Punch And Hit Branch, Who Kept Knocking Into Their Heads.

"JERK! IDIOT! BITCH!"
The Critters Whacked And Tried To Grab Branch.

"OW OW! STOP IT YOU UNCULTURED SWINES! I'M BITTY B! HAVE SOME RESPECT- OW!"
Branch Shouted As He Was Being Hit On And Whacked.

The Bum-Squash Dad Reached Beside John Dory, And Tried To Get Over Him.
"Move It Buster! Or I Will Climb Over You!"

John Dory Felt Even More Sick To His Stomach.
"I-I-I'm Warning Y-You...That Wouldn't Be S-Such...A-A Good Idea...😵‍💫"

Ignoring What John Dory Said, The Bum-Squash Dad Used His Feet To Climb Over John Dory, And Pushed Against His Stomach To Climb Across.

Branch Saw This Happening And Knew What The Outcome Would Be.
"Oh No.."

From The Push Against His Sickening Stomach, John Dory's Face Got Greener And Greener 🤢, As He Held In His Barf, Until He Couldn't Anymore.

In Slo Mo, John Dory Barfed Up 🤮 All The Funnel Cake He Had Eaten And It Flew In The Air For A Second, Until It Flew Back And Splattered All Over The Bum-Squash Dad's Face.

"EWWWWW..."
The Critters And Branch As Well All Reacted In Disgust, Looking Away From The Puke Madness.

~~~

As The Ride Stopped And All The Critters Got Off, John Dory And Branch Casually Walked Away Like Nothing Happened.

"Hm, Strangely, I Can Go For Another Funnel Cake"
John Dory Blurted Out.

"Yeahhhh Let's Put You On A Funnel Diet For Now-"
Branch Said, Patting John Dory's Back.

"OH MY GOD IT'S IN MY FUCKING MOUTH-"
The Bum-Squash Dad Screamed Out From The Ride, After Being Barfed On.

~~~

~Meanwhile~

Hanging Around The Circus Carnival Together, Clay And Cyal Were Chatting With One Another, Catching Up On Life And Sharing Some Delicious Deep Fried Oreos.

"Mmm! Deep Fried Oreos Always Hit Different! And Yet Always Makes Me Hungry For More After Eating Them"
Clay Said With His Mouth Full.

"I Know Right?! Sooo Good! Look At The Perfection Carving Of The Fried-ness Of The Oreo"
Cyal Examined The Oreo.

"I'm Seeing It! It's Like An Illuminati!"
Clay Replied.

"THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO! Like If You Know A Lot About The Carnving Of One Single Oreo...You Can Learn The Mind Of The Lord ✨️"
Cyal Said In A Mystical Way.

"I Heard That Two Oreos Are Not A Like, Even If They Look The Same"
Clay Shrugged.

Cyal Patted Clay's Shoulder.
".....What A Good Conversation 😌"

"Speaking Of Conversation, How's The Circus Business Coming Along?"
Clay Asked.

"Oh! Soooo Great Man. Lots Of Sold Out Shows And Getting A Lot Of Buzz!"
Cyal Said, Looking Away From Clay, Knowing He Was Lying.

"Mhmmmm.."
Clay Tried To Look Cyal In The Face.

"We Even Had A Foreign Exchange Troll To Be A Clown Once"
Cyal Mentioned.

"Oh Yeah?"
Clay Said.

"Yeahhhh But They Got Him"
Cyal Blurted.

Clay Raised His Eyebrow.
"....What Does That Mean?"

"I Liked Him Too. What A Good Guy"
Cyal Said.

"Wh- What Do You Mean They Got Him?"
Clay Questioned.

"He Used To Give Us All Cheese Fries"
Cyal Added On.

"Ooookaaay.."
Clay Said, Weirded Out By That.

Cyal Stopped For A Second, Passing By A Big Mirror.
"Aweeee Shit-"

"What?"
Clay Stopped Next To Cyal.

"Look At This Asshole Right Here!"
Cyal Pointed At The Mirror.

The Mirror Cyal Was Pointing At, Was One Of Those Weird Mirrors Where It Makes You Look Fat Or Stretched Out, And Cyal Thought His Reflection Was A Mean Guy Mocking Him.

"WHAT YOU LOOKING AT YOU BASTARD?!?! HUH?!?!? I'LL RIP YOUR GODDAMN NOSE HAIRS OUT-"
Cyal Said, Getting Defensive At The Mirror.

"Cyal, C'mon, Let's Not Make This Intense"
Clay Suggested, Trying To Stop This.

"YOU AND THE OTHER JACKASS RIGHT BESIDE YOU THINK YOU SO TOUGH HUH???"
Cyal Said, Gesturing To Clay's Reflection In The Weird Mirror.

"WHAT DID HE JUST SAY ABOUT ME?!?! OH HELL NO-"
Clay Said, Thinking The Reflection Called Him A Name, And Got Defensive.

"SEE! YOU SEE! THIS MOTHERFUCKER THINK I'M SOMETHIN TO MESS WITH! ALRIGHT BASTARD IF I SEE YOU AGAIN, IMMA KICK YOUR ASS!"
Cyal Said At The Mirror.

"MAKE THAT TWO TROLLS GONNA KICK YOUR BASTARDLY ASS!!!"
Clay Also Said At The Mirror.

Cyal Walked Away Casually Along With Clay, Continuing Their Talk.
"Anyways- Enough About Me Man! What's Good Ol' Cudi Been Up To?"

"Ah, Nothing Much. Just Ran Away To A Mini Golf Course, Made It Into A Bergen Survivor Utopia, Stayed There For 20 Years With This Girl, Then Last Week I Saved My Brother From Two Spaghetti Doll Pop Obsessed Succubi And Also Got My Troll Talent Sucked Way Too.....So Can't Complain!"
Clay Shrugged To Himself.

"Sounds Like A Movie- WAITTTT HOL UP! A GIRL??? MY BOY GOT A GIRL??"
Cyal Started To Get Excited.

"Stop Stoppppp"
Clay Rolled His Eyes Playfully.

"AHHHH YOU DO GOT A GIRL! TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT! GO"
Cyal Waited For Clay To Talk About Her.

"She's Just My Co-Leader When We Lived At The Mini Golf Course. Where I Installed Fire Exists, She Put In Her Heart And Soul"
Clay Patted His Heart.

"Sounds Passionate And Sentimental...You're Definitely Into Her 👀"
Cyal Nudged Clay's Arm.

"Nahhhh Man, We Just Buds! Trust Me"
Clay Rubbed The Back Of His Head, Trying To Hide His Little Blush.

"Uh Huh, It ALWAAAYS Starts As Buds. Alright Alrightttt...What's Her Name?"
Cyal Questioned.

"She's Got Some Latina In Her Soooo"
Clay Said.

"Oo! Latina Name? LEMME GUESS LEMME GUESS! I'M GONNA SAY A BUNCH OF LATINA NAMES AND YOU BETTER STOP ME WHEN I SAY HER NAME"
Cyal Told Clay.

"Go Ahead, I Will"
Clay Chuckled As He Allowed.

Cyal Inhaled As He Sped Through A Bunch Of Possible Names.
"OKAY.....Isabella Sara Sofia Camila Daniela Gabriela Lucía Maria Mariana Ángel Ana Carmen Elena Julieta Martina Mia Emilia Juana Renata Ximena Alejandra Emma Luna Ava Carla Carlota-"

"🙂"
Clay Just Smiled As He Shook His Head, Knowing Cyal Wouldn't Guess The Name.

"-Lola Luisa Nova Isla Stella Olivia Gianna Antonella Aitana Regina Alma Paula FUCKIN BIANCA?!?!?"
Cyal Started Getting Frustrated With The Names.

"Nope"
Clay Shook His Head.

"Wait- DOES HER NAME START WITH V???"
Cyal Questioned.

"Yes!"
Clay Nodded.

Cyal Got Hyped And Continued.
"OOOO! I GOTCHUUU YOU SLY ASSHOLEEEE! OKAY, Valeria Valentina, Victoria, Vanessa-"

"Viva 🙂"
Clay Blurted Out The Answer.

"FUCK-"
Cyal Yelled Out, Upset He Couldn't Guess The Name.

Clay Burst Into Laughter For A Second And Tilted His Head To His Friend.
"Alright Man. Now...You Wanna Talk About The Elephant In The Room?"

Cyal Scoffed.
"Pfft- What Elephant?"

"The Whole Looney Tunes Fiasco Back There? The Whole You Pretending Like This Circus Is Doing You Goods?"
Clay Said.

Cyal Looked At Clay, And Knew How He Felt About That, But Still Didn't Feel The Urge To Open Up About It.

"C'mon Cyal...Bro's Keep It Real When It Matters"
Clay Told His Friend.

Cyal Let Out A Deep Sigh And Began To Speak.
"Hhhhh...You Ever Like....Had The Mindset To Do Something And Start A New Opportunity For Yourself...But When You Try So Hard To Do So...It Ends Up Failure?"

"Plenty"
Clay Replied.

Cyal Leaned Against A Pole.
"Well...That's How I Feel With The Circus! Like, Back In The Day, I Was Also The Hard Headed Troll Without An Inch Of Fun In Myself Or So I Thought...Then I Opened The Sad Book Club And Met You, I Thought...I Can Be More Than Who I Am Now...I Can Be Fun! But Clearly...Running Away To Do So By Opening My Own Circus Isn't Helping The Case At All.."

Listening To His Friend Open Up, Clay Heard His Words And Understood His Perspective, Putting Himself In Cyal's Shoes For When He Wanted To Be More Than A Fun Guy, Into A More Serious One.

"Look Man, I Get It. I Know When You Left I Was Still Fun Boy Clay, But Now As I Wanted To Be More Than That, I Accomplished It! I'm More Serious Than Ever Before. Was There A Hard Time Transitioning? Sure! But Then I Found Someone Who Embraced My New Change....And She's Accepted It Ever Since"
Clay Smiled To Himself, Thinking Back To Viva.

"I Guess That's All I Want...People To See That I Can Be Fun And Not Try So Hard.."
Cyal's Ears Drooped Down.

Clay Tried To Think Of What Can Cheer His Good Friend Up.
"Hey, You Know What's Funner Than Ever? A Bro Hug! You Up For One?"

"I Don't Think I'm Even Worthy Of A Fun Bro Hug.."
Cyal Crossed His Arms, Turning Away.

Clay Scoffed In A Playful Way.
"Oh C'monnn! We Did It All The Time In School! IT'S A BRO HUG MAN! BRING IT IN! LOOSEN UPPP"

Clay Slid Over Beside Cyal, Starting Up A Fun Song To Cheer His Spirit.
🎵 Hey! Why do you insist on
trying to give me away? 🎵

"Bro-"
Cyal Glanced At Clay With A Serious Look.

🎵 When they were too good and
you wanted to shake them,
who came? 🎵
Clay Nudged Into Cyal's Ribs.

"Clay!"
Cyal Took A Step Aisde.

🎵 I was your dirty boy,
your good, new secret toy! 🎵
Clay Held Out Photographs Of Him And Cyal As Kids At The Sad Book Club.

🎵 Show me how
they get you joy! 🎵
Clay Winked At Cyal.

Cyal Rolled His Eyes, But Couldn't Resist To Join In.
🎵 .....Who stayed in
trouble with you? 🎵

🎵 Oh, don't you want some more? Come on, I think they're gone 🎵
Clay Bounced His Eyebrows At Cyal.

🎵 Our part is coming on! 🎵
Clay Hyped Cyal Up.

Cyal Matched Clay's Hyped Energy.
🎵 You're either with
me or doomed! 🎵

✨️ H U G
M E ✨️

🎵 Bring it in! 🎵

"WOOOO!!!"
Clay And Cyal Launched Themselves Up And Danced On Top Of The Circus Tent.

🎵 Would ya loosen up,
would ya? 🎵

✨️ H U G
M E ✨️

🎵 Bring it in! 🎵

"WOOOO!!"
Clay And Cyal Swung Each Other Around And Flipping Around Like Acrobats.

🎵 I think they wanna
take a picture! 🎵

🎵 Wake up, you're sleeping on me, playing this stupid game! 🎵
Clay Swung Around On The Plastic Horses On The Carousels.

🎵 Why can't we flex on the world
and make them say our name? 🎵
Clay Flexed His Drip As He Sang.

🎵 Our favorite color's purple,
we stay out past the curfew! 🎵
Clay Splattered Purple Face Paint On His Face, Making Him Act Silly.

🎵 My kung-fu grip
will hurt you! 🎵
Clay Did A Quick Kung Fu High Kick.

🎵 Who stayed in
trouble with you? 🎵
Cyal Did A Kung Fu Move On Clay, Playing As If They Are Defending Themselves.

🎵 You dyed your hair like me,
green so everyone can see!
Your parents couldn't believe! 🎵
Clay Gestured To Both Of Their Green-Like Hair Colors.

🎵 You're either with
me or doomed! 🤜🤛 🎵
Cyal Fist Bumped Clay, Giving Off Enough Energy Spark To Launch Them On Top Of The Ferris Wheel.

✨️ H U G
M E ✨️

🎵 Bring it in! 🎵

"WOOO!!!"
Clay And Cyal Danced On Top Of The Ferris Wheel, Embracing Their Fun Energy Where Fireworks Shot Out In The Air For Them. 🎆

🎵 Would ya loosen up,
Would ya? 🎵

✨️ H U G
M E ✨️

🎵 Bring it in! 🎵

"WOOOO!!!"
Clay And Cyal Did The Rusty Robot With A Mix Of The Well-Oiled Robot.

🎵 I think they wanna
take a pictureeee! 🎵
Clay And Cyal Quickly Took A Picture Of Themselves Goofing Off Together, Having The Most Fun. 📸

"Wow...That Was...FUN!"
Cyal Said With A Big Grin.

"Yeah! Fun!...Forgot What Fun Boy Felt Like.."
Clay Grew A Smile On His Face, Reminiscing His Fun Boy Era.

With That Said, Cyal Suddenly Got An Idea In His Head That Can Help Him Find His Fun Boy Side And As Well As Clay.

"That's It! I Got It! I Know How I Can Bring Out My Inner Fun Boy!"
Cyal Said.

"And That Is?"
Clay Questioned.

"YOU!!!"
Cyal Pointed At His Friend.

"ME???"
Clay Pointed At Himself.

"YEAH MAN! If You Can Help Me Lead A Fun Enough Show For My Circus, I Would Find My Inner Fun Boy And Hopefully For Once Get One Good Circus Show! I Didn't Mention This Before But....There's A Local Talent Scout Coming By Tonight To See A Performance From Me, If They Don't See My Circus Is Fun Enough, They'll Repossess The Property And Shut Down My Circus!"
Cyal Explained To Clay.

"What?!?!? That's Awful!"
Clay Said.

"I Know! This Circus Is All I Ever Wanted To Achieve...I Can't Lose It Now.."
Cyal's Ears Drooped Down Again.

"Look Cyal, I Wanna Help But, My Fun Days Are Over And I've Committed To Serious Boy Now"
Clay Said.

"I Know, And It's A Lot, But It'd Mean The World To Me If You Help...Let Your Inner Fun Boy Out To Save My Circus! For Old Times Sake?"
Cyal Asked With Plead.

Clay Understood How Much This Meant For His Old Childhood Friend And Didn't Want Him To Lose His Circus, And Knew He Had To Make A Sacrifice.

Clay Sighed Deeply But Agreed.
"Alright....Let's Fun This Circus Up"

"YESSS! THAT'S MY BRO-SKI!"
Cyal Gave Clay A High Five.

Clay Smiled Until He Realized.
"Uhhh...We Are Still On Top Of The Ferris Wheel Right?"

"...Oh Yeah"
Cyal Realized Too.

Realizing This, Both Clay And Cyal Fell Down And Hit The Ground From The Top Of The Ferris Wheel.

~~~

~Back In The Circus Tent~

After Agreeing To Help Cyal's Circus Be More Fun And To Save It, Clay Began To Start The Rehearsing The Acts For The Show With The Trolla Loompas, Along With His Brothers.

Branch Rubbed His Forehead, Trying To Understand.
"So Lemme Get This Straight...You Agreed To Help Cyal Make His Circus More Fun And Save It From Being Shut Down, And You're Making Us Do Circus Acts In The Performance?"

"Don't Say It Like That Branch! You're Making It Sound Like I'm Forcing You Guys"
Clay Chuckled.

"....Aren't You Though?"
Branch Said.

"Your Point? 🤨"
Clay Raised His Eyebrow At His Brother.

"Yeah, I'm Going Back In Rhonda 🚶‍♂️"
Branch Was About To Walk Away.

Clay Grabbed Branch And Wrapped His Arm Around His Neck.
"ABSOLUTELY NOT! You're Staying And Helping Out And Cause Of That I Hid Crocko Somewhere You'd Never Think Of And I'm Not Showing You WHERE Unless You Help- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"Uggghh Fine! For Crocko...What's My Act Anyway?"
Branch Asked.

"I Assigned You And Floyd To Take On The Trapeze Act!"
Clay Replied.

"Trapeze?!?! You Trust Me To Flip Our Brother In The Air From Swinging Ropes?!"
Branch Said.

"It Adds To The Fun! Remember, FUN! FUN FUN!"
Clay Patted Branch's Head Like A Dog And Walked Away.

Branch Sighed But Shrugged.
"Eh, I Guess Trapeze Can't Be All That Hard...After All, It Could Be Fun! Just Like You Said, Right Clay? Clay?"

Turning Around, Clay Was In Silly And Ridiculous Pose, And Had A Rainbow Afro Wig On His Hair, Trying To Act Fun.

"Ra da da da da da da da circus!
Da da da da da da da da!
Afro Circus! Afro Circus, Afro!
Polka dot polka dot polka dot afro!"
Clay Sang And Danced In A Silly Manner In Front Of Branch.

"....Seriously?"
Branch Said, Not Amused By Whatever The Hell That Was.

Clay Grabbed Branch And Hugged Him Close Creepily.
"💞 🤡 Ⓨᵒ𝕌 𝒸𝐀𝐍'𝔱 єŞ𝓬ＡＰє 𝕥ʰᗴ Δ𝒇𝔯𝔬 ς𝓘ʳ𝒸𝐮Ｓ 𝐁𝓻ÃⓃcｈ 🐙♚"

Branch Stared Blankly At His Brother, Creeped Out And Uncomfortable.
"Don't Ever Do That Again....Ever"

~~~

Being Assigned The Canonball Act, John Dory And Cyal Were Teamed Up For The Act And Tried To Figure Out How To Use The Canon.

"May I Present...THE CANON OF FUN!"
Cyal Snatched Off A Dusty Sheet Off The Colorful Canon Shoot.

"WHOAAAA! BRO-DACIOUS! And Dusty.."
John Dory Admired And Touched The Canon.

"Yessirrr, It's The Most Fun Canon Ever To Be Launched Out Of! Even If We Never Used It"
Cyal Shrugged.

"Wait- You Never Once Used This In One Of Your Shows?"
John Dory Questioned.

"Wasn't Gonna Risk My Life If It Didn't Work....So That's Why You're Getting To Use It First! 😁"
Cyal Grinned Wide.

"Ohhh....LET'S DO THIS!"
John Dory Shouted As He Took Out A Red Helmet And Put It On.

"Hop In My Dude!"
Cyal Stepped Aside And Allowed.

John Dory Jumped In The Canon But Once He Got In It, He Ended Up Stuck As The Canon Was A Circle Size, And Couldn't Entirely Fit His Square Head.

"Oh- Well Um....I Guess My Canon Isn't Used To A Troll With A Unusual Head Shape"
Cyal Tapped His Chin.

"I Can See That .___."
John Dory Said As His Square Head Was Squished.

"Don't Worry, We Can Salvage This! Let And Watch Me Work 🔨 📏"
Cyal Took Out A Hammer And A Ruler.

During This Montage Of Trying To Find The Right Shape To Fit John Dory's Head In The Canon, The Song "Hip To Be Square" By Huey Lewis & The News Played In The Background.

Triangle Size Canon: ❌️

Pentagon Size Canon: ❌️

Heart Size Canon: ❌️

Star Size Canon: ❌️

Cyal Shook His Head, After Numerous Attempts To Fit John Dory In The Canon.
"Why Must You Be So Square?"

"Ask Jesus -.-"
John Dory Glared At Cyal, Annoyed By All The Tries To Fit His Head In The Canon.

~~~

Being Assigned The Balancing Act For The Circus Show, Bruce Was Stretching Down Below The Tightrope, To Prepare To Practice.

Bruce Stretched Upward And Downward.
"Alright Bitty Bruce! Watch Your Ol' Man At Work To Show That I'm Not Just A Surfer Or A Griller, I'm Also A Balancer 😌, As I Do Balance Being A Dad And Boyband Celebrity Right Son?...Son?...Bitty Bruce?"

Looking Around For His Son, Bruce Took A Glance Up Top On The Tightrope, To See None Other Than Bitty Bruce Walking Across The Tightrope Innocently And Happily.

"Awwww 🥹......HE'S ON THE GODDAMN TIGHTROPE?!?!?!?"
Bruce Got Into Panic Dad Mode.

Reacting Fast, Bruce Quickly Got To The Ladder 🪜 That Leads Up To The Tightrope And Climbed As Fast As He Could.

"BITTY BRUCE! DON'T MOVE! DADDY'S COMING!"
Bruce Yelled From The Ladder.

Bitty Bruce Didn't Care What He Had Gotten Himself Into Just, As He Just Enjoyed Being On The Tightrope.

Making It To The Top, Bruce Was About To Get On The Tightrope, Until He Saw How High Up He Was.

"Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap....😤 OKAY! HERE I COME"
Bruce Inhaled And Put One Foot On The Tightrope.

Taking His Time And Trying To Keep His Balance, Bruce Slowly Made His Way Across The Tightrope To Grab His Son In Time Before He Could Fall.

"Almost Thereee...Don't Make Any Sudden Movements Son- Your Mom Will KILL Me With Her Muppet Bare Hands If You Come Home Hurt!"
Bruce Said, Trying To Keep Balance.

Bitty Bruce Giggled At His Dad Coming Over To Him, And Raised His Little Hands To Try To Reach Him, But Suddenly Bounced In The Air From That.

"SONNN!!!"
Bruce Shouted Out Loud In Fear.

From The Bounce, Bitty Bruce Landed On One Of His Father's Hand Up High, As Bruce Was Balancing On One Foot On The Tightrope.

Bruce Noticed How Well He Was Balanced With His Son And Got An Idea For The Tightrope Act.

"Hmmm 😏"
Bruce Gave A Swooning Smoldering And Thinking Smirk.

~~~

Across The Circus Tent, Branch And Floyd Were Also On Top Of A Ladder, Having Two Bar Handles In Their Hands Attached To Ropes, As They Were About To Practice Their Trapeze Act.

Branch Tried To Not Look How High Up They Were.
"Okay! Whew! Um...We Got This Floyd!"

"Do We Branch....Do We? 🤨"
Floyd Said In A Sarcasm Manner.

Branch Scoffed To His Brother.
"Pff- Sure We Do! It'll Be Just Like Swinging....Except A Possible Swing To Doom.."

"Uh Huh, Well It's For Cyal So We Gotta Try! You Know How This Works Right?"
Floyd Questioned.

"Of Course I Do! You Simply Just Hold The Bar Steady, Feet Apart Annnd.."
Branch Stood In A Ready Position Stance.

"Annnnd A Push?"
Floyd Finished Branch's Sentence.

"A What?"
Branch Turned To Floyd.

Giving A Gentle Shove, Floyd Pushed Branch Off From The Top Of The Surface, Making Him Swing Across To The Other Side, Holding Onto The Bar.

"AAAAAHHH!! FLOYDDDD WHOA WHOA! ARGH-"
Branch Used His Teeth To Grip Onto The Surface From The Other Side.

"So That's How You Do It- MY TURN!"
Floyd Gripped Onto The Bars And Swung Across.

Floyd Swung To The Other Side Along With Branch, And Matching His Motion To Grip His Teeth On The Surface.

"Like That?"
Floyd Mumbled To His Brother.

"I Assume So"
Branch Mumbled Back To Floyd.

Losing His Teeth Grip, Branch Fell Back And Swung Back Across But Hit His Head On One Of The Bars.

Due To That, Branch Fell Down To The Net Below And Bounced Him Back Up To Grab The Bars With His Feet.

To Do The Same Thing, Floyd Let His Teeth Grip Go And Swung Back To On Purposely Hit His Head On The Bar And Bounce Off The Net From Below, And Clinged Back On The Bar.

"WOOO! I LOVE THIS!"
Floyd Said With A Big Grin.

"Well That Makes One Of Us-"
Branch Said.

"I Wonder If.."
Floyd Got An Idea And Swung Himself Around In A Circle.

"Wait WAIT FLOYD NO-"
Branch Shouted To His Brother.

From Swinging In A Circle, It Caused Floyd To Knock Into Branch, Leading Them Both To Crash And Fall Down To The Net.

"U-Ugghhh.."
Branch Groaned In Pain.

"Wow! We're Better At This Than A Lion Could!"
Floyd Said With A Smile.

"We're T-Totally Ready...👍"
Branch Gave A Weak Thumbs Up To His Brother.

~~~

~Later Into The Night~

After Rehearsing For An Hour Through The Evening, BroZone, Cyal, And The Trolla Loompa Clowns Were Ready To Perform.

Everyone Got Themselves And All The Equipment Ready Backstage, As The Big Audience Took Their Seats Around Glamorous Circus Tent.

Clay Walked Around To Make Sure Everyone Was Prepared.
"Everyone Ready For This?! We Got A Show To Do!"

"So Like 3hrs Ago We Were On The Road, And Now We're Putting On A Whole Circus Show?"
John Dory Raised His Eyebrow.

"Hey, You Were The One Who Wanted To Do Detours"
Clay Shrugged, And Kept On Walking.

Stopping For A Moment, Clay Noticed Cyal Was Looking Through The Curtain And Was Watching The Audience Take Their Seats.

"You All Good Man? You Ready?"
Clay Asked His Friend.

"Y-Yeah! Sort Of...That Talent Scout Is Here! In The Front Row"
Cyal Pointed Out.

In The Front Row, A Mean And Sassy Looking Troll In A Suit Was A Talent Scout, Who Was To Determine That If She's Enjoy This Circus Show Enough To Let It Stay Or Make It Be Shut Down.

"Yeesh, If That's A Karen Of I Ever Saw One"
Clay Blurted.

Cyal Closed The Curtain.
"But We Got This! We Have BroZone And The Fun Boy! Am I Right?"

"Yeah...Heh.."
Clay Replied, Trying To Be Enthusiastic But Struggled.

"What's Wrong Bro?"
Cyal Asked, Concerned About Clay.

"It's Just....I Haven't Been Fun Boy In Years...I Hope I Still Got It In Me To Pull This Off.."
Clay Rubbed His Neck, Nervously.

"Hey, When I Met You, You Were The Funnest Troll Alive! I Know That Troll Is Still In Here"
Cyal Patted On Clay's Heart.

Clay Smiled At His Friend, Appreciating His Encouragement, And Got A Determined Smirk On His Face That They Can Pull Off This Circus Show.

~~~

~In The Circus Tent~

With Everyone In The Audience Seated, As Well As The Talent Scout Troll Were Her Notes Ready To Write Down On The Show, The Lights Went Dark At Sudden.

After The Darkness, A Spotlight Shined Down In The Center Of The Circus Tent, With It Being Clay In A Suit N Tie, A Staff, And A Top Hat, Being The Ringmaster Of The Circus.

Everyone Glanced Down At Clay And Waited For Him To Begin, As Clay Took A Deep Breath And Knew He Was Ready To Perform.

Clay Stuck His Staff In The Ground, As It Made Everything In The Circus Tent Light Up In Sparkly Colors, As A Musical Soft Pop Beat Arises.

Clay Started To Softly Sing Along With The Colorful Atmosphere Of The Circus.
🎵 The feelings runnin' deep..
Ain't no time for sleep.. 🎵

🎵 A second to unwind,
head up in the sky.. 🎵

🎵 I follow to the beat,
it's just what
my heart's demandin'.. 🎵

🎵 Friends and laughin'.. 🎵

🎵 Hear me,
dancin' on the floor.. 🎵

🎵 Yes, I feel this my time,
watch me glow.. 🎵

🎵 Livin' in the dream lights,
in the zone.. 🎵

🎵  Yeah, this world is all mine,
come see what you'll find, right- 🎵

Knowing He Caught The Audience's Attention, Clay Started To Stir Around His Staff In The Ground, As It Made A Swirly Colorful Motion Of Circling Around And Around.

🎵 Goin' for it! 🎵

🎵 I'm out,
I'm rollin' to the
stars in the skyyyy! 🎵

🎵 Babe,
I'm hooomeeee~ 🎵

🎵 In the city! 🎵

🎵 I'm out,
I'm rollin' to the
stars in the skyyyy! 🎵

🎵 Babe,
I'm hoooomeeee! 🎵

Clay Activated The Signal Which Released Out Fireworks And Sparkles All Around The Tent, Making It Actually Look Like Stars Floating Down To The Audience. ✨️

As Clay Continued Singing, The Acts Started To Pour In As The Trolla Loompa Clown Trolls Played A Light Up Piano To The Beat Of The Song.

🎵 Say I'm right
and sail tonight! 🎵

🎵 I'm hoooomeeee~ 🎵

🎵 Say right now,
I get it- 🎵

🎵 Take my hand
come zoooooneeee! 🎵

The Two Canons Were Set Up Across The Circus Tent, One With Cyal Ready To Aim Out In A Shot, And John Dory, Who Had Finally Fit The Right Size For A Square Canon.

The Canons Shot Out Cyal And John Dory Across And All Around The Tent, Leaving A Trail Of Magic Sparkles Behind Them, Making It Look Like Fireworks.

🎵 Come on,
catch a ride! 🎵

🎵 And we take it to places
that we only dreamed! 🎵

🎵 I think
I'm homeeee~ 🎵

Another Spotlight Shined From Up Top, Showing Bruce And Bitty Bruce Doing Their Amazing Balancing Act With Bruce Balancing His Son As He Danced On The Tightrope.

With The Audience Amazed At Such Balance, Bitty Bruce Slide And Danced Cutely On The Tightrope, Balancing His Own Miniature Weight.

🎵 This is my heaven,
baby! 🎵

🎵 Day and night
in my zooooone 🎵

Up Even Higher In The Circus Tent, The Trapeze Acrobats Of Branch And Floyd Swung Across Their High Surfaces, As They Were In Sync Of Flipping Off The Bars And Grabbing Each Other In The Air.

🎵 We are freeeee
of worriesssss~ 🎵

🎵 Just to the side,
take me hooooome~ 🎵

As The Ringmaster, Clay Waved His Staff Around To Conduct The Acts In A Spectacular Manner And Instructed Them In Perfect Choreography.

🎵 Freeeeee,
no worries at allllll! 🎵

🎵 Take me
hooooome~ 🎵

Finally Feeling That Fun Energy He Always Had Within Him, Clay Felt It And Whipped Off His Top Hat 🎩, As He Finished Off The Performance With It's Grande Finale, Having The Biggest Smile On His Face.

As The Circus Performance Finished, The Audience Stood Up And Gave It A Proud And Amazing Standing Ovation, Loving Everything About The Show, From All The Fun Embraced In It. 👏 🙌

~~~

~Outside~

With The Circus Performance Done, The Crowd Of The Audience Came Out Blown Away By It And Praised Cyal As They Walked Out.

Over By Rhonda, The Brothers Were Watching Cyal Get The Praises He Deserved For His Circus, Feeling Proud And Happy For Him.

Cyal Ran Over To The Brothers.
"Guys, I Can't Ever Thank You So Much For This! My Circus Has Never Been This Big Or Loved!"

"Ay, No Problem Man, It's All In The Heart Of Fun"
Clay Patted His Heart.

"Congratulations Cyal!"
Floyd Said With A Grin.

"Just Keep Up The Buzz! We Wanna See This Circus In The Newspaper!"
Bruce Chuckled.

"And Lets Be Honest, Even Though We're Leaving, You Can't Replace Me And Floyd As The Best Trapeze Acrobats 😌"
Branch Said Proudly.

"Oh Definitely"
Cyal Replied.

"Pfft- We're Clearly Missing Out On The Best Act, MINE! THE FRICKIN CANON WAS THE MOST SPECTACULAR AND BRO-DACIOUS! Totally Wiped You Guys's Acts Out The Park"
John Dory Grinned In A Cocky Manner.

"....Hey Isn't That One Of The Clowns Behind You?"
Bruce Blurted Out.

"AH! NONONONONO"
John Dory Freaked Out And Quickly Dashed Into Rhonda Like A Coward.

"Guess Not"
Bruce Shrugged With A Smirk.

"And Thanks To You Clay. Your Fun Boy Energy Really Brought The House Down! So Much It Impressed The Scout! MY CIRCUS IS STAYING!"
Cyal Held Up The Owning Papers.

"Congratulations Man! And Hey, If You Ever Need A CPA To Keep Track Of The Circus's Expenses, I Gotcha On That Bro-Ski"
Clay Winked And Nudged Cyal's Arm.

"Thanks Bro-Sennnn! 👉"
Cyal Did Finger Guns At Clay.

"ABRACADAB-BROOOOOOO! 👉"
Clay Did Finger Guns Back At Cyal.

"OKAAAAY- We're Not Starting That Up Again! See Ya Cyal!"
Branch Pushed Clay Over Towards Rhonda.

"Bye Cyal!"
Floyd Waved At Cyal.

"Take It Easy Man!"
Bruce Waved At Cyal As Well.

"LATER MY DUDES! 👋"
Cyal Waved Happily At The Brothers, Thankful For Their Time With Him.

~~~

Back In Rhonda, The Brothers Settled Down To Rest After Their Long Night And Detour At The Circus.

"Phew! Well That Only Took Some Long Hours.."
Branch Said, Laying On The Couch.

Floyd Flopped On The Floor.
"Tell Me About It! And This Is Coming From The Guy Who's Been In A Diamond For 2 Months.."

"Speak For Yourselves Guys, THAT WAS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD IN YEARS! DIDN'T YOU FEEL THAT ENERGY!?!? WHAT A RUSH OF FUN THAT WAS! 🤩"
Clay Said Excitedly As His Eyes Sparkled.

"Minus The Nightmare Fueled Clowns 😒"
John Dory Rolled His Eyes From The Driver's Seat.

"Very Happy For You Fun Boy, But Would You Mind Changing Bitty Bruce? It's Your Turn"
Bruce Held Up Bitty Bruce To Clay.

"Oh Sure! No Problem. The Fun Boy Can Make Diaper Changing Fun"
Clay Said As He Layed Bitty Bruce Down.

About To Change Bitty Bruce, Clay Took Off The Egg Shell Diaper, And Saw How Much Poop He Made.

"AWE FUCK MEEEE.."
Clay Said, Holding His Nose.

"What's The Matter??"
Bruce Said.

"THAT CAN'T BE NORMAL! HE HAS TO BE SICK!"
Clay Gestured At All The Poopy Mess Bitty Bruce Made.

"It's Not Sick, It's Just Baby Doody"
Bruce Replied.

"Yeah Clay, Grow Up"
John Dory Said.

"OH YOU DON'T THINK THIS DIAPER IS GROSS???"
Clay Said.

"No"
John Dory Replied.

"Alright, Here Catch 🙂"
Clay Threw The Poopy Diaper At John Dory, Making It Splatter On Him.

"OH CLAY WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! SHIT SHIT SHIT! AWE YOU MOTHERFUCKER.."
John Dory Yelled Out As He Was Covered In Messy Poop.

Clay Took A Picture Of It, Getting Some Fun Out Of This. 📸
"#FunBoyShit 💩"

On To The Next Location..