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~On The Road~

As Their Road Trip Begins, The Brothers Of BroZone Were On Their Way To Hitched Hills, To Make It In Time For Their Cousin's Wedding In 5 Days.

With Already An Hour Into Their Road Trip, The Brothers Were Enjoying Their Bonding Time Inside Of Rhonda, Who Of Course Was Their One Of A Kind Transportation.

"The Road Trip Musical Adventure Of The BroZone Brothers Full Of Heart, Hilarity, And Happiness Is On And Poppin!"
Branch Annonced Happily.

Floyd Grinned At His Little Brother, Proud Of His Optimism.
"Aw Branch, Now That's A Manly Perspective I Hear"

"Pfff- What?"
Branch Scoffed With A Chuckle.

"Well If I Didn't Know Any Better, What You Said Sounded Like You Were More Excited About This Trip Huh?"
Floyd Nudged Branch Gently With His Elbow.

"Whaaaat? Noooo! I'm Just...Reciting What My Naked Glitter Baby Nephew Once Said! Has Nothing To Do With Being Excited For This Trip! I Still Say We Should've Taken A Plane"
Branch Shrugged, Looking Away.

Floyd Laughed A Lil To Himself.
"Yeah Okay Bud"

John Dory Was Sitting At The Front Of Rhonda, Steering Her.
"I'm Excited To See You Excited Branch! Who Wouldn't Be??? Just Five Guys Out On The Road! Living Like Men And Adventuring As Men!"

Clay Crossed His Arms, Walking Up To Beside John Dory.
"Uh Huh, Well If You Can Drive Like A Man Would, We Would Be Going Way Faster John"

"I AM DRIVING LIKE A MAN!"
John Dory Yelled At Clay.

As John Dory Said That, He Pulled Out Some Chapstick And Puckered Out His Lips To Apply Some On His Lips.

"Riiiightttt, Sure. Total Man"
Clay Rolled His Eyes, Shaking His Head.

"Hey! I'm Not Taking This From Sweater Romper Over Here"
John Dory Said.

"I'll Have You Know, It's Drip! And Not Only That, It's Serious Boy Drip!"
Clay Said.

"Yeah, Seriously Weird Drip"
John Dory Chuckled.

"How Dare You Mock My Onesie! It's Sophisticated"
Clay Straightened His Outfit.

"Okay Steve Jobs"
John Dory Shook His Head, In A Teasing Manner.

Clay Thought To Himself.
"Here's A Suggestion. How's About I Take The Wheel For A Little Bit? You Know You Could Use A Break Old Man. Wouldn't Want Your Charlie Horse To Act Up"

John Dory Backed Clay Up.
"Whoa Whoa Whoa, Back Up There Skinny Legs. Rhonda Here Requires A Expert Controlling Driver, And You Sir...Haven't Had The Best Driving Record. Remember When We Took Flyer Bug ED In High School?"

"Yeah So?"
Clay Shrugged.

"Remember That Old Lady?"
John Dory Reminded.

"Pfff- Doesn't Ring A Bell"
Clay Scoffed, Looking Away.

"🤨"
John Dory Raised His Eyebrow At His Brother.

"....I SIGNALED BEFORE I HIT HER OKAY!"
Clay Pouted, Crossing His Arms.

"Mhm. Signaled Her To Hell"
John Dory Said.

"JUST- LET ME-"
Clay Tried To Grab Rhonda's Controls.

"NOPE NOPE NOPE! Sorry Lil Bro! Rhonda's Off Limits And You'll Never Be Able To Drive Her. In Fact, She's Going On Auto-Drive"
John Dory Set Rhonda For Auto-Drive Mode And Got Up From His Seat.

"This Isn't Fair! You Let Tiny Diamond Drive! HE'S A BABY!"
Clay Yelled Out.

"WHO HAD A LEARNERS PERMITTT"
John Dory Shouted As He Walked Off.

Clay Groaned And Sighed.
"Fineeeee....I'll Drive You Soon Rhonda Ronnnn~"

Over On The Couch, Bruce Was About To Change His Newborn Baby, Bitty Bruce, Ane Get Him All Fixed Up.

Bitty Bruce Giggled As His Father Placed Him Down To Change Him, Knowing Good And Well He Made A Stinky Poo.

"Did My Little Brucie Make A- GOOD GOD! YOU LITTLE TROLL BABY STINK.."
Bruce Held His Nose, At The Poop Smell From Bitty Bruce's Egg Diaper.

Bitty Bruce Laughed, Holding His Legs Up In The Air, Proud Of His Poopy Duty He Made.

"I See You Got Your Mother's Genes With This Huh"
Bruce Chuckled.

Bruce Held His Nose As He Took Out A Fresh Egg Diaper And Changed Bitty Bruce From His Full Egg Diaper.

"Ay John, You Got A Trash Can?"
Bruce Held The Full Egg Diaper With Two Fingers.

"Oh Nuh Uh, That Stench Of A Egg Isn't Going In My Trash"
John Dory Replied.

"Then What Am I Supposed To Do With It?!"
Bruce Wondered.

Bruce Glanced At The Full Egg Diaper And Threw It Out The Window, Making The Diaper Hit Someone Else's Car Winshield, And Making Them Crash And Probably Made Them Die.

"All Clean!"
Bruce Held Up Bitty Bruce In His Arms In His Fresh Egg Diaper.

Branch Was Sitting On The Floor, With Some Pencils And Crayons.
"Okay Guys! If We're Gonna Make It To Zeidea's Wedding On Time In Hitched Hills, We're Gonna Need A Clear Route! But Don't Worry! Ol' Branch Has Got It Covered! I Made Use A Route With My Road Map"

On The Floor, Branch Was Drawing And Writing Out A Route On His Map That Would Lead Them To Hitched Hills For The Wedding.

Floyd Layed On The Floor With Branch, Glancing At His Map.
"Wow. You Really Know How To Plan Out Things Branch"

Branch Smiled At Floyd Of Relief.
"Thanks Floyd, Finally Someone Gets It And Won't Tease Me For Doing-"

"AWWWWW!!!! LOOK AT MY BITTY WITTY BOO BOO SHOO SHOO SHITTY DITTY TITTY BABY BROTHER MAKING A MAPPY WAPPY FOR OUR TRIPPY AWWWEEEE 🥹"
John Dory Teased Branch As He Awed At His Map With Tears In His Eyes.

".______________. Nevermind"
Branch Grew Annoyed By His Older Square Brother Teasing Him.

Floyd Laughed A Bit, Covering His Mouth With His Hand.
"In His Defense Branch, It Is Adorable"

"Mmmm -.-"
Branch Glared Over At Floyd For A Second.

"Adorablyyy...MANLY! OF COURSE! HA HAAA.."
Floyd Cleared His Throat, Looking Away.

"Branch, As Much As Cute Your Little Map Is. We Won't Need It"
John Dory Said.

"Won't Need It?! John, Hitched Hills Is Far And I Don't Need Us Getting Lost! This Will Help Us Have A Clear Route And Get To The Wedding With No Mishaps!"
Branch Said.

"Exxxxactly!"
John Dory Snatched Up The Map.

"HEY!"
Branch Stood Up Immediately.

"The Whole Point Of This Road Trip Is To HAVE Mishaps And Things Happen Along The Way! Detours Are Half The Funnnn!"
John Dory Said As He Rolled Up The Map.

"Poppy Has Influenced You Huh -.-"
Branch Said.

"Which Also Means, We're Gonna Wing It! We Don't Need A Map To Tell Us Where And Where Not To Go. We're Gonna See ALLLL The Places Along The Way! Besides, The Wedding Isn't Until 5 Days. We Got Plenty Of Time To Be Idiots!"
John Dory Went Towards The Window.

"BUT-"
Branch Said.

"With That Said.."
John Dory Threw The Map Out The Window.

"NO!"
Branch Grabbed His Hair In Horror.

The Map Flew Out The Window And Through The Windy Air, And Hit Someone Else's Windshield, Making Them Crash And Lead To Their Death Most Likely.

Branch Looked Out The Window And Frowned.
"Aw Man....By The Way, My Art Skills Had Passion On That Map!"

"Sorry Branch, We're Gonna Do The EPIC ROUTE FOR THIS TRIP!"
John Dory Shrugged.

"B-BUT! FLOYD! YOU'LL BACK ME UP RIGHT?!"
Branch Went Over To Floyd.

"Normally Yes But John Has A Point. If This Is Gonna Be A Bonding Road Trip, We Should Just Wing It And Do Everything"
Floyd Shrugged.

Branch Groaned To Himself.
"Oh C'mon! Besides, Like 30 Minutes Ago You Guys Made The Last Few Stops Frustrating! Like The Candy Popcorn Maze-"

~Flashback~

In The Candy Popcorn Maze Field, The Brothers Were Lost In The Complicated Maze And Screamed Out For Each Other.

"BRUCEEEE??"
John Dory Screamed Out.

"CLAAAAAY???"
Bruce Screamed Out.

"FLOYDDDDD???"
Clay Screamed Out.

"BRAAANCCCH???"
Floyd Screamed Out.

"SQUAREEEEE????"
Branch Screamed Out For John Dory.

~End Of Flashback~

"The World's Biggest Rubberband Ball-"
Branch Added On.

~Flashback~

At The Museum Featuring The World's Largest Rubberband Ball, The Brothers Were Staring Above At It, In All It's Glory.

"BEHOLD....THE MAJESTY.."
Clay Got On His Knees And Bowed Down To The Rubberband Ball.

~End Of Flashback~

"Not To Also Mention, Touching Untouchable Artifacts"
Branch Added On.

~Flashback~

On A Mountain With Rock Sculpture Artifacts From Ancient Times, It All Came Crashing Down And Broken Into Pieces.

"THE SIGN SAID DON'T TOUCH!!!"
Branch Yelled At His Brothers As They All Ran For Their Lives.

~End Of Flashback~

"-.-"
Branch Glared At John Dory From The Mention Of The Flashbacks.

"Minor Set Backs, BUT THOSE WERE FUN! And There's More Fun Coming!"
John Dory Ruffled Branch's Hair.

"Ugggghhh...If I Can't Map Out Our Route Then What Am I Supposed To Do?!"
Branch Said.

"You Can Check Out The Travel Guide! I'm Sure There's Some Roadside Attraction You'd Wanna See In Here"
Clay Handed Branch The Travel Guide.

Branch Took The Travel Guide And Opened It To Read.
"The Simpsons Ride? Despicable Me Minion Mayhem? Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit Coaster? The Incredible Hulk Coaster? These All Sound Like Amusement Park Rides-"

"You Mean Like At....Univeral Studios??? 🌎 Hehehe, Cha-Ching! 😉💰"
Clay Winked At The Wattpad Camera, Promoting Universal Studios Park.

"Pass-"
Branch Gave Clay Back The Travel Guide And Sat On The Couch.

"Well Branch If You Have Nothing To Do- Then I Know What You Can Do This Whole Trip!"
Bruce Said.

"Which Is?"
Branch Questioned.

"Take Care And Watch Over Bitty Bruce!"
Bruce Held Up Bitty Bruce Towards Branch.

"WHAT?!?"
Branch Blurted Out Loudly.

"I Mean C'mon. I've Never Seen You Once Bond With Your Nephews Or Niece. Soooo This Is Perfect Time To Bond With At Least One"
Bruce Said.

"Pffft! I Bond With Them!"
Branch Said.

"Oh Yeah? Name 2 Of The Kids"
Bruce Put His Hands On His Hips.

"Okay! Well There's....Lefty...And....Righty?....😁"
Branch Thought Randomly And Grinned Innocently.

"My Point Exactly. Here"
Bruce Handed Over Bitty Bruce In Branch's Arms.

"Oh What The Heck! Better Than Nothing! Heyyy Bitty Bruceeee"
Branch Held Bitty Bruce Up.

"-.-"
Bitty Bruce Still Wasn't Fond Of Branch And Kept Glaring At Him.

"I Know You Love Your Uncleeee! C'mon Say It! Uncle Branch...Unnnncleeeee Braaaaannncccchhh.."
Branch Spoke Slow For Bitty Bruce.

"🙄"
Bitty Bruce Rolled His Eyes At Branch.

"Bruce, Your Son Despises Me-"
Branch Said.

"Oh Branch, Of Course He Loves You! He Just Doesn't Know How To Show It On His Face Yet"
Bruce Said.

"👺"
Bitty Bruce Gave Branch A Death Glare, Crossing His Little Arms.

"Orrrr Through Body Language.."
Bruce Added.

"👺"
Bitty Bruce Death Glared At Branch Again, Holding A Grudge Against Him.

"O_O"
Branch Instantly Thought Of Regret Agreeing To Take Care Of Bitty Bruce.

"Maybe He Just Wants To Sit?"
Floyd Thought.

"Good Idea!"
Branch Scooted Over To The Baby Car Seat And Placed Bitty Bruce In It.

Branch Suddenly Had A Hard Time Clipping In The Seat Belt For The Baby Car Seat.

"HOW DO YOU CLIP IN THIS STUPID- GAAAAAH!"
Branch Grew Frustrated Trying To Clip In The Car Seat.

"Dude- Seriously?"
Clay Raised His Eyebrow At His Brother.

"✋️"
Bitty Bruce Put A Hand Up At Branch And Clipped In The Seatbelt Himself Easily.

"Heh Heh...Right! I Knew That 😅"
Branch Rubbed The Back Of His Neck.

John Dory Jumped Back Into The Driver's Seat Of Rhonda.
"OKAY BRO'S! LET'S MOBILIZEEEE! THE BROZONE ROAD TRIP IS IN ACTIONNNN!"

The Radio To Rhonda Was Turned On And Began To Play, "Hey Brother" By Avicii For The Background Of Their Road Trip Montage.

~~~

~Montage~

Through The Road, Rhonda Traveled Far And Wide With Hours Passing By And The Brothers Trying To Enjoy The Trip Together.

Suddenly, Rhonda Got Into Some Traffic And John Dory Grew Annoyed Of Having To Wait.

"Stupid Traffic.."
John Dory Gripped Onto Rhonda's Wheel.

"John, Relax, No Need To Road Rage"
Floyd Said In A Calm Voice.

"To Heck With That! You Know What This Needs?!"
John Dory Said.

"NOOOO!!!"
The Brothers Yelled In The Back.

"A LITTLE INTERMISSION!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
John Dory Turned The Wheel To Cross Over Traffic And Run Over Cones As He Laughed Like A Maniac.

~~~

A Few Minutes Later, John Dory Was Pulled Over By A Fuzzling Police Officer, Who Was Writing Down On Their Notepad For Tickets.

"If You Think About It, I Was Actually Stopping Traffic Ya Know? W-What Are You Writing?"
John Dory Tried To Look At The Notepad.

~~~

Driving More, Rhonda Passed Through A Road With Some Signs Stating That Some Fast Food Stops Were Up Ahead.

"FAST FOOD! FAST FOOD!"
Branch And Clay Pointed Out At The Signs, Hoping To Get Some.

"If You Guys Are Hungry, I Came Prepared 😌"
Bruce Handed The Brothers Brown Paper Bags Full Of Little Lunches.

Clay And Branch Took The Bags And Looked Inside To See An Apple, Some Poorly Cut Sandwiches, And A Coloring Math Book.

"Yeah No -.-"
Clay Glared At His Brother.

~~~

Stopping At A 0-Star Restaurant, John Dory Felt Proud Enough To Eat The Food From There

"John! This Place Has 0 RATINGS! You're Crazy If You Think We're Eating Here!"
Floyd Gestured At The Food With Flies On It.

John Dory Chuckled As He Grabbed The Filthy Burger. 🍔
"Oh Floyd, On The Road, Food Is Just Main Function Of A Man! Doesn't Matter What Some Stupid Ratings Say"

~~~

"🤮....I-I'm Fine I'm Fine- 🤮"
John Dory Puked In Some Grass In A Corner, Regretting The Food He Ate.

"Yeah...Uh Huh...There Ya Go.."
Floyd Patted John Dory's Back As He Puked.

~~~

Back On The Road, Clay And Branch Were Getting Bored Of John Dory Listening To His Cheesy Music On The Radio.

Leading To Clay Getting A Mischievous Idea, To Write On A Piece Of Paper And Placed It On The Window.

Putting The Paper On The Window, It Read: "PLEASE Help Us! A Square Has Kidnapped Us!"

A Couple Driving Turned To Rhonda's Window To See The Sign And Saw Clay And Branch Pretending To Act Like They Were Suffering.

"😦😦"
The Couple's Jaws Dropped And Hit The Breaks, But Crashed Into A Tree Due To That.

~~~

"YOU TWO- ARE SERIOUSLY STUPID! WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!"
The Same Fuzzling Police Officer Interrogated Clay And Branch On Their Behavior In The Middle Of The Road.

"🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️"
Clay And Branch Just Stood There As They Were Being Scolded.

~~~

Stopping By A Water Fountain, Branch Took Out His Special Mug That Poppy Gave To Him Once, And Used It To Drink Some Water From The Fountain.

"Ahhh~"
Branch Sighed Of Relief From His Thirst.

Looking Up, Inside The Water Fountain, John Dory, Bruce, And Floyd Were Showering In The Water Branch Drank.

"🤢"
Branch Held In His Barf As His Face Turned Green And Fainted.

~~~

At A Local Fair, The Brothers Were Enjoying And Playing Games To Win Some Prizes, Having Some Quality Brother Fun.

"MMM! OH THIS IS SO GOOD! EVER SINCE I GOT OUT THE DIAMOND, I'VE JUST BEEN SO HUNRY!"
Floyd Munched On Some Fried Butter On A Stick.

"I Can See That But Take Slow Bites There Brother"
Bruce Patted Floyd's Shoulder.

Clay Gobbled Down A Whole Two Turkey Legs 🍗
"Mm! This Will Get Me From Lunch To Dinner 🤤"

"You're One Of Those People Who Eat Junk Food But Somehow Still Skinny"
John Dory Said Towards Clay.

"HEY GUYS! LOOK WHAT I WON! ISN'T HE CUTE?"
Branch Held Up A Bitty B Plushie He Won From A Game.

Bruce Chuckled To Himself.
"Good One Branch"

"👺"
Bitty Bruce Death Glared At Branch For Winning A Bitty B Plushie, Still Thinking Branch Stole His Name.

~~~

At A Gas Station, Rhonda Stopped As John Dory Had To Fill Her Up For Some Gas To Keep Moving.

"Heyo Clay, Could You Check Rhonda For A Sec? Think She Got Something In Her Eye"
John Dory Gestured.

"Oh Really? Lemme Just Check If-"
Clay Turned Over To Rhonda.

"👅"
Rhonda Licked Clay's Face At Sudden.

"AH! DANGIT JOHN!"
Clay Wiped Off His Face From Rhonda's Glitter Salvia.

~~~

"Ahhh, A Nice Book To-"
Clay Was About To Enjoy Reading A Book On A Bench.

"👅"
Rhonda Licked Clay At Sudden Again.

"DANGIT JOHN!"
Clay Wiped His Face Again.

~~~

"Would You All Look At This View!"
Clay Gestured To The Beautiful Forest View From Outside.

"👅"
Rhonda Came Up Again And Licked Clay In The Face.

"DANGIT JOHN!"
Clay Wiped His Face And Marched Away Angrily.

~~~

Just For More Fun To Annoy Clay, John Dory Made Rhonda Rapidly Lick Clay For 5 Whole Minutes.

"👅👅👅👅👅👅👅"
Rhonda Kept Licking And Licking Clay's Face Happily.

".__________________."
Clay Just Stood There, Taking The Licks And Deep Down Wanting To Murder A Square.

~~~

~Later On~

After Their Crazy Montage, The Brothers Were Back On The Road In Rhonda, Cruising Along The Smooth Roadway.

Up In The Control Panel Of Rhonda, John Dory Was Steering The Wheel Along As Floyd Was Hanging With Him As They Bopped Their Heads To "Funkytown" On The Radio.

Suddenly, A Maniac Driver Drove Past Rhonda And Swerved In Front Of Her, Making John Dory And Floyd Flinch.

"HOBKNOCKER!!!!"
John Dory Shouted Out The Window, With His Road Rage.

"What's A Hobknocker?"
Floyd Wondered To Himself.

John Dory Whispered Over To Floyd's Ear The Definition Of What A Hobknocker Was And I Rather Not Say What It Is.

Floyd Gasped In Disgust.
"OH MY GOSH- EWWWW! GROSS!"

"And Illegal"
John Dory Added.

"Yo John, You Got Any Drinks? I'm Parched.."
Clay Said, Hanging It Tongue Out His Mouth.

"Should Be Some Under The Cabinet"
John Dory Instructed.

Clay Went Over To The Cabinets In Rhonda And Saw A Drink With Tape Over The Logo, That Clay Thought It Read: "Root Beer".

"Jackpot! Root Beer!"
Clay Took The Bottle And Popped It Open, Beginning To Drink.

"Ahhhh~ Thirst Gone!"
Clay Said As He Drank More.

As Clay Walked Away, The Tape Came Off Of The Bottle And Revealing It Actually Said: "Just Beer".

Over By The Couch, Bruce Was Holding Bitty Bruce In His Arms, Making Him Laugh And Giggle, To Keep Him Entertained.

"OOGITIY BOOGITY BOO! 😝"
Bruce Made Silly Faces At His Son.

Bitty Bruce Giggled At His Father's Silly Face And Wanted Him To Do More Silliness.

"I Wish I Can Make Him Laugh. Lemme Try- HEYYY BITTY BRUCEEE! LOOK AT THE FUNNY FACEEE! BLAAAAAAH 😜"
Branch Attemped To Make A Silly Face.

"._____________."
Bitty Bruce Just Stared At Branch With A Blank Expression.

"Or Not"
Branch Said.

"Hm- BLAAAAAAAH! 😜"
Bruce Tried To Do The Same Face Branch Just Did.

Bitty Bruce Laughed At His Father Doing It, Thinking He Was More Fun And Amusing Than Branch.

"What?! Wait Lemme Try Again! BLAAAAH DOOEEEY WACAKAAAA! 😛"
Branch Made Another Sillier Face For Bitty Bruce.

".__________________________."
Bitty Bruce Kept Staring At Branch, Still Not Amused By Him.

"OH C'MON!"
Branch Pouted To Himself.

Bruce Chuckled And Gave Bitty Bruce Over To Branch To Hold.
"You'll Get There Branch"

Bruce Was About To Head Over To The Food Bags, Until He Stumbled Upon Something On John Dory's Counter.

On The Counter, It Was An Old Photograph From The 90's Of When The Brothers Were Younger, After Playing A Game From Their Childhood, Called "Arrow Roulette".

Bruce Held Up The Photo, And Reminiscing Of That Good Time, Slowly Leaning Into A Faded In Flashback.

~Flashback~

Over 20 Years Ago, At Grandma Rosiepuff's Pod, The Young Brothers Rushed In After Playing A Game Of Arrow Roulette.

"YES! YESSS I WONNN!! HA HAAAA! I SURVIVEDDDD!"
Spruce Cheered On.

Grandma Rosiepuff Turned From The TV And Glanced At Her Grandsons.
"Survived What?"

"We Played Another Game Of Arrow Roulette And I Survived! Unlike John.."
Spruce Gestured.

John Dory Came Into The House, With A Painful Yet Still Big Smile On His Face Regardless Of The Arrow Shot In His Arm.

"OH MY-"
Grandma Rosiepuff Gasped At What She Saw From John Dory.

"See Grandma, We're Having Outdoor Fun And Getting Exercise Just Like You Wanted 😁👍"
John Dory Grinned Innocently With The Arrow In His Arm.

"AND YET I STILL WONNN!!! WOOO!!"
Spruce Jumped Up High.

"I See...Blood.."
Baby Branch Peaked From John Dory's Hair.

"EW EW EW.."
Floyd Didn't Want To See The Arrow Stabbed In His Brother, And Hid On Clay's Hair.

Clay Just Smiled At This.
"My Square Brother Is In Pain 🙂"

~End Of Flashback~

After Thinking Back To That Time As Kids, Bruce Grew A Smile On His Face And Turned Over To His Brothers.

"Hey Guys? Remember The Game Arrow Roulette?"
Bruce Asked His Brothers.

"ARROW ROULETTE?!?!? AWE MAN THAT GAME WAS THE BEST!"
John Dory Said Excitedly.

"And The Most Dangerous! Grandma Was Never A Fan Of It"
Clay Said.

"Yeah But Still It Was Adrenaline Rush Of A Game!"
John Dory Said.

Branch Scoffed To Himself.
"Pff- We All Got Shot Once! I Got Shot In The Ear, Clay Got Shot In The Butt, Bruce Got Shot In The Stomach, And John In The Arm. Except Floyd...He's Never Got Shot Before"

"That's Because I'm One Within The Universe 😌🙏"
Floyd Said In A Mystical Manner.

"Sad Book Club Material Dude"
Clay Patted Floyd's Shoulder.

"Thank You. But Besides, That Game Was The Single Stupidest Thing We've Ever Done"
Floyd Said.

"So Dumb"
Bruce Said.

"Horrible"
Clay Said.

"Idiotic"
John Dory Said.

"Immature"
Branch Said.

~~~

~Out In A Forest~

Being The Idiots They Are, The Brothers Pulled Over To Play The Game Of Arrow Roulette From Their Childhood.

"ALLLLRIGHT YA'LL BOYSSSSS!"
John Dory Had The Bow And Arrow In His Hands. 🏹

"I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE DOING THIS!"
Clay Said Excitedly.

"YES YES YESSS!"
Bruce Said Anxiously.

"HOW DO WE ALWAYS LET JOHN TALK US INTO THE MOST STUPIDEST STUFF-"
Floyd Said.

"YOU GUYS REMEMBER THE RULES? WHO EVER STAYS IN THE CIRCLE LONGEST WINS!"
John Dory Told The Brothers.

"MAYBE WE SHOULD CHANGE THE RULES?"
Branch Said.

"NO NO NO!"
Bruce And Clay Said As They Laughed At Branch.

"ALRIGHT! AND A 1.."
John Dory Started To Count Down And Put Down His Goggles.

"HERE WE GO!"
Clay Said Ready To Run.

"AND A 2.."
John Dory Pointed The Arrow In The Sky.

"WHY ARE WE DOING THIS-"
Floyd Blurted Out.

"I DON'T KNOW!"
Branch Replied.

"AND LET IT GO! 🏹"
John Dory Let The Arrow Go And Shot It High In The Sky.

As The Arrow Shot High In The Sky, It Went Too High To The Length Where The Boys Can't See It.

"AWE SHIT- JOHN YOU SHOT IT TOO HIGH!"
Clay Said, Looking Up.

"OH OH OH"
Bruce Held His Hair, Beginning To Panic.

"I CAN'T SEE WHERE IT WENT-"
Floyd Said.

"WHERE IS IT?!?!"
Branch Tried To See But The Sun Was Too Bright.

"I LOST IS IN THE GODDAMN SUN-"
John Dory Blurted.

"I LOSE- 🏃‍♂️"
Branch Immediately Ran Off From The Circle.

"AAAAAAAH-"
The Brothers All Ran Away From The Circle, Hoping To Not Get Shot.

Floyd Stayed In The Circle, Knowing He Would Win Again.
"😌🙏"

In Slo Mo, The Other Four Brothers Ran Off Into Different Reactions Screaming Like Maniacs And Morons.

John Dory Ran Off In Slo Mo, But Suddenly Caught A Charlie Horse On His Thigh And Fell Down To The Ground.

Clay Ran Off In Slo Mo But Ran Too Fast For Him To Slip On A Tree Stump And Fall Face First In A Pile Of Bear Diarrhea.

Bruce Ran Off In Slo Mo As Well But Didn't Look Where He Was Going And Hit His Neck On A Tree Branch And Fell Back.

"😊"
Bitty Bruce Was Sitting In The Circle Still, Innocently And Vibing.

Bruce Raised His Head To See His Song Still There And Screamed Slo Mo.
"B-I-T-T-T-Y B-R-U-C-E-!-!-!-!-!"

Branch Immediately Turned Back Around And Ran After Bitty Bruce Enough In Time To Grab Him And Run Off In A Different Direction.

Still In Slo Mo, Branch Ran With Bitty Bruce In His Arms And Jumped Over Clay, Pushing His Face Back In The Pile Of Bear Diarrhea.

Floyd Was Still In The Circle And Cheered For Himself.
"I AM THE CHAMPION! I BEAT ALL YOU LOSERS! HAHAHAHA-"

Suddenly, The Arrow Came Back Down From The Sky And Shot Floyd Right In The Foot.

"......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AAAAAAA-"
Floyd Screamed In Horrifying Pain And Fainted On The Grass.

~~~

~At A Gas Station~

After The Arrow Roulette Incident, The Brothers Carried The Injured Floyd With A Arrow In His Foot Over To The Nearest Gas Station.

"OKAY EASY EASY EASY GUYS CAREFUL"
The Brothers Spoke Over Each Other As They Carried Floyd.

"OW OW OW OW OW ARROW IN MY FOOT OW OW OW!"
Floyd Said In Pain.

"._______."
Rhonda Walked Behind The Idiots, Shaking Her Head.

"PLACE HIM DOWN GENTLY-"
Bruce Said.

The Brothers Just Dropped Floyd On The Ground, Doing The Complete Opposite Of Gently.

"OW- DAMN-"
Floyd Yelped Out.

A Police Fuzzling Car Drove By The Gas Station And Stopped For A Second At The Brothers.

"What's Going On Here?"
The Police Fuzzling Questioned.

"UHHH- OUR BROTHER GOT ATTACKED BY A WILD PILGRIM!"
Clay Blurted Out.

"BUT HE GOT AWAY, IT'S FINE"
Branch Added.

"Oh, Okay...I Guess?"
The Police Fuzzling Shrugged And Kept Driving On The Road.

"IT'S NOT FINE THERE'S AN ARROW IN MY FOOT-"
Floyd Yelled.

"OKAY UH UH, I THINK WE HAVE TO PULL IT THE REST OF THE WAY THROUGH"
John Dory Suggested.

"I WANNA DO IT! NO ME! NO IT WAS MY IDEA! I SAID IT FIRST! IM DOING IT! NO MOTHERFUCKING ME! BULLSHIT I WANNA DO! JUST LET ME PULL! SHUT YOUR BLUE ASS UP! I'M DOING IT-"
John Dory, Branch, And Clay Argued Over Each Other Of Who Gets To Pull The Arrow Out.

"IT'S STILL IN MY FOOT-"
Floyd Shouted.

"OKAY OKAY SHHHH! HUSHHHH-SH-SHI-SHIIII.."
Bruce Shushed Loudly At His Brothers.

The Brothers Immediately Shut Up Over Arguing And Turned Over Their Attention To Bruce.

"First Of All! This Arguing Thing Isn't Helping Anything! And Second Of All-"
Bruce Grabbed The Arrow And Snatched It Out Floyd's Foot.

"AAAAAA-"
Floyd Yelped Out Loudly, Trying Not Hold In His Scream.

"😦😦😦"
John Dory, Branch, And Clay's Jaws Dropped Down.

"I Get To Pull It Out"
Bruce Smirked At His Brothers.

"AWWWE-"
The 3 Brothers Groan In Disappointment Of Not Getting To Pull Out The Arrow.

"Now, I'm Gonna Use Some Baby Wipes And Bandages To Wrap Up That Injury"
Bruce Took Out His Emergency Kit Out His Hair.

"You Just Carry That Around With You?"
John Dory Questioned.

"When You Have 13 Muppet Kids At Home- Yes"
Bruce Replied.

Bruce Used The Baby Wipes To Gently Pat Down The Sore On Floyd's Foot And Wrapped The Bandage Around It.

"Thanks Bruce.."
Floyd Said In Relief.

"That's Dad Mode For Ya"
Bruce Put The Emergency Kit Back In His Hair.

"Now We Gotta Get To A Hospital!"
Floyd Said.

"Already Got Ya Covered!"
John Dory Replied.

John Dory Ran Over To The Local Gas Station They Were At For A Second, And Rolled Out A Tire From Its Garage.

"A Gas Station Just Has Tires?"
Clay Questioned.

"Gas Stations Are Also Called Convenient Stores, Soooo Of Course Out Of Convenience They Have A Tire!"
John Dory Replied.

"Noted"
Clay Nodded.

"Okay Floyd, Get In The Tire"
John Dory Gestured.

"WHAT?!?!?!?!"
Floyd Yelled Out.

"We're Gonna Roll You To The Hospital-"
John Dory Replied.

"ARE YOU INSANE?!?! WHY DONT YOU JUST DRIVE ME THERE IN RHONDA?!?!"
Floyd Said.

John Dory Started Wheezing In Laughter To Himself.
"PFFFFFFF-....AY RHONDA! YOU HEAR WHAT THIS MAN SAID?! WHY DON'T WE USE YOU TO TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL! 🤣"

"🤣🤣🤣"
Rhonda Rolled On Her Back And Laughed Also At That.

"What's So Funny?!'
Floyd Said.

John Dory Wiped A Laughing Tear.
"Oh Floyd, I'm Not Gonna Have You Dripping Blood In Rhonda Now Will I? So You Are Just Gonna Get In The Tire And We're Gonna Safely Roll You To The Hospital"

"WHA- GUYS?!?!"
Floyd Looked Over At His Brothers For Another Opinion.

"He Makes A Fair Point"
Bruce Shrugged.

"I Wouldn't Want Blood Dripping In My Car"
Clay Added On.

"YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS-"
Floyd Shouted.

"JUST GET IN THE TIRE-"
Clay Pointed At The Tire.

"WHAT!? NO NO NO NO"
Floyd Refused To Do This.

"I'LL KEEP STEADY OF YOU FLOYD"
Branch Ran Down A Little Further So He Can Catch Floyd When He Rolls.

Bruce And Clay Grabbed Floyd And Picked Him Up To Place Him Inside Of The Tire.

"I GOT THIS I GOT THIS"
John Dory Grabbed Onto The Tire, About To Roll It.

"I PROMISE I'LL CATCH YOU AND I LOVE YOU BRO"
Branch Shouted.

"DON'T LET SQUARE HEAD ROLL ME, HE'S JACKED UP ON CRAZY PILLS!"
Floyd Said At John Dory.

John Dory Began To Countdown.
"AND A 1....AND A 2..."

"O______O"
Floyd Feared For His Life, Again.

"BRANCHIE'S GOT YOUUU"
Branch Opened His Arms Wide.

"AND GO!"
John Dory Pushed The Tire As It Began To Roll Down The Road.

"Oh Wait Hold On"
Branch Felt His Snailphone Ring And Picked It Up, Not Paying Attention.

"OKAY IT'S BEEN A FEW FEET GRAB ME! BRANCH?"
Floyd Yelled From The Tire As He Rolled.

"Hey Popifer! Oh Nothing Just At The Gas Station. Made A Little Pit Stop"
Branch Spoke On The Snailphone.

"BRANCH! BRANCH! BRANCH!"
Floyd Yelled Out In The Tire.

"...."
John Dory, Clay, And Bruce Watched The Tire Roll Down The Road, Not Doing Anything.

"Aw You Miss My Voice? Well I Missed Yours More! And No, I Won't Feel Myself To Pictures Of You When I'm Alone Tonight-"
Branch Kept Speaking On The Snailphone.

"WHY AM I STILL ROLLING?!?!?!?!"
Floyd Screamed Out, Rolling More Far Down The Road.

Branch Realized Floyd Was Rolling And Saw The Tire.
".....Oops 😬"

"......FLOYDDDDD!!!! 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️"
The Brothers Decided Now To Immediately Run After Their Brother In The Tire.

~~~

On The Road, Floyd Was Stuck In The Tire As It Went Downhill On The Road At A Good High Speed, With The Brothers Running After Him.

"GUYSSSS! HELP ME!!!"
Floyd Yelled, Holding Onto The Tire.

"FLOYD! FLOYD! FLOYD!"
The Brothers Shouted Running As Fast As They Can After Floyd.

"AAAAH I'M GOING DOWNNN!!"
Floyd Rolled Through Incoming Traffic At A Stop Light, Making The Cars Stop.

"WHEN WILL IT ENDDD?!?!?!"
Floyd Screamed As He Rolled Off A Rock And Bounced On The Road.

"OW OW OW OW OW! OWWW.."
Floyd Whined In Pain As He Was Rolled More.

~~~

~In Lonesome Flats~

Over By Lonesome Flats, Home Of The Country Trolls, By The Jailhouse, Growly Pete Was Sleeping On The Job, Again.

"💤....Growl Growl Growl 😴....💤"
Growly Pete Snored With Growls In His Sleep.

Suddenly, The Tire Floyd Was In Rolled Into Town And Right Past Growly Pete Sleeping.

"H-HUH?! WHAT THE BLAZES-"
Growly Pete Woke Up And Saw The Tire Rolling Fast Through Town.

"HELP MEEEE SOMEONEEEE!!!"
Floyd Yelled Out.

"GASP! THAT TIRE RAN A STOP SIGN! This Is Why I Joined The Force -.-"
Growly Pete Straightened His Hat And Ran After The Tire.

Hearing The Commotion, Delta Dawn And Other Country Trolls Came Out Their Homes Go See What Was Going On.

Catching Up, The Brothers Ran Through The Town And Tried To Keep Up With The Tire.

"IT'S OKAY DELTA! MY BROTHER IS IN THE TIRE!"
Branch Shouted Out.

"Of Course .____."
Delta Dawn Sighed, Knowing It Had To Be Something Stupid.

"TIRE ON THE LOOSE! TIRE ON THE LOOSE!"
Growly Pete Shouted Out In Alarm.

"NANANANANANANANANA"
Clampers Started To Chase After The Tire, Finding It To Look Delicious.

"WHO THE-"
Floyd Heard Clamper's Chomping Sound.

"TIREEEE! UNH!"
Clampers Kicked The Tire In A Different Direction.

"OW OW OW OW!"
Floyd Bounced In The Tire From The Impact Of Clamper's Kick.

Growly Pete Continued To Chase After The Tire, Until He Leaped Up In The Air And Landed In Front Of The Tire.

"Show's Over Tire -.-"
Growly Pete Used His Mustache To Turn Into A Hairy Shield.

The Tire Hit Onto Growly Pete's Mustache Shield And Stopped Rolling And Fell Down On It's Side.

"D'OH!"
Floyd Yelped Out From The Impact.

The Brothers Made It In Time In The Desert Where The Tire And Growly Pete Was, Along With The Other Country Trolls Surrounding Them.

"BLEEEEUUUUGGGGHHHH 🤮..."
Floyd Barfed Up A Bunch Of Puke From All The Rolling.

".......I'm Next"
Clay Blurted Out.

"NO I'M NEXT! I'M FUCKING DOING IT! LET ME DO IT! I SAID IT FIRST! I FOUND THE TIRE! I'M NEXT! I'M NEXT! I'M NEXT! I'M NEXT! I'M NEXT!!!"
John Dory, Clay, Bruce, And Branch Began To Argue Over Who Should Go Next.

Floyd Sickly And Dizzy Slowly Climbed Out The Tire.
"H-Hey....Hey!....HEYYYYY!!!!"

The Brothers Stop Arguing As Floyd Called For Them, Trying To Get Their Attention.

"What Happened.."
Floyd Asked As He Coughed.

"I Got A Phone Call-"
Branch Replied.

Floyd Wobbled Out Of The Tire, Using Some Sarcasm.
"O-Oh Really?...Okay...That's Fine...I Forgive...Hope It Was A Personal Call.."

Delta Dawn Came Up Beside Branch.
"Darn Heck Branch, I Knew You Was Odd...But Even Your Own Bloodline Is Odder!"

"Eh, Been Like That Since I Was A Baby. It Runs In The Family"
Branch Shrugged.

Bruce Suddenly Remembered Something.
"Baby....Baby...BABY! OH MY GOD WE LEFT BITTY BRUCE AT THE GAS STATION-"

In A Blur, Rhonda Was Already On Her Way To The Brothers And Zoomed Over To The Area Of The Desert Conveniently.

The Window Rolled Down To See Bitty Bruce Was At The Wheel And Laughed Cutely.

"Awwwwww"
The Brothers And The Country Trolls Awed At Bitty Bruce.

"Already Driving?! My Boy's Growing Up 🥹"
Bruce Wiped A Tear.

"Oh Sure- He Gets To Drive Now 🙄"
Clay Rolled His Eyes.

"Thanks For Your Help Growly Pete For Uh....Catching My Brother"
Branch Said.

"Growly Growly Growlllll -.-"
Growly Pete Growled And Gave John Dory A Paper Slip.

John Dory Looked At The Ticket And Read It.
"A TICKET FOR TIRE ENDANGERMENT?!?!?!?!?"

"Sounds Fair"
Branch Shrugged And Went Over To Rhonda.

"ALRIGHT YA'LL! LET'S HEAD BACK!"
Delta Dawn Told Her Country Rolls And Saddled Back To Lonesome Flats.

John Dory Made Sure No One Was Looking, And Quickly Ate The Ticket So He Wouldn't Have To Pay It.

"Alright Bros! It's Getting Late, Let's Head Back On The Road!"
John Dory Announced.

Clay Pulled On John Dory's Arm.
"Wait Wait! John, Can I Drive?"

"Oh Hell No-"
John Dory Feared For His Life.

"CMON PLEASE PLEASE! Tiny Diamond Got To Drive And Now Bitty Bruce?! C'mon Man! I'm Serious Boy Clay Now! I Can Handle It!"
Clay Told His Brother.

"Mmm.."
John Dory Was Doubtful About This.

"🥺"
Clay Gave The Cutsey Eyes As A Bug Flew Out His Nose Randomly.

John Dory Sighed Deeply.
"......20 Minutes Behind The Wheel-"

Clay Squealed And Cheered Like A Little Boy.
"YAAAAY! 😄"

~~~

~Towards The Night~

As The Night Dawned By And The Road Became Empty, The Brothers Continued Their Road Trip Inside Of Rhonda.

Taking The Wheel To Drive, Clay Was The One Driving Rhonda For An Hour, Even Though John Dory Said 20 Minutes.

Due To That, John Dory, Branch, Floyd, Bruce, And Bitty Bruce Were All Fast Asleep In The Back Of Rhonda.

Clay Was Jamming To Music On The Radio, Playing "Low" By Flo-Rida And T-Pain, Banging On The Wheel, Enjoying The Music.

As He Drove He Took Numerous Sips Of The Bottle In Which He Thought Was Root Beer From Earlier.

Feeling A Little Tipsy From The Drink, Clay Often Swerved On The Road And Tilted Rhonda To The Side.

Clay Straightened Out The Wheel And Continued To Jam To The Music, Not Having A Care In The World.

Finishing Up His Bottle, Clay Threw It Out The Window, Leading The Glass Bottle To Hit Someone Elses Car.

Clay Laughed Quietly To Himself At That, And Didn't Realize He Was Leaning Rhonda On The Curb.

"WHOA WHOA!"
Clay Immediately Straightened The Wheel Out Again.

"AH!"
The Brothers Woke Up At Sudden From That.

"Sorry Fam!"
Clay Said Towards Them.

"Ugggghhh...Clay Be Careful! You Almost Woke Bitty Bruce!"
Bruce Said.

"Chillaxxxxx Guys, With My Driving Skills, We're All Good!"
Clay Reassured.

John Dory Yawned And Went Over To Clay.
"Yeah Well It's Time To-"

Sniffing Around Clay, John Dory Noticed A Particular Smell Coming From Him And Sniffed Around His Mouth.

"If You Tryna Kiss Me, You Need To Take Me To Dinner First Pal"
Clay Replied.

"You Smell Like..."
John Dory Said To Himself.

"Like CPA Office Paper? Thank You 😌"
Clay Replied Proudly.

"Clay, How Many Fingers Am I Holding Up?"
John Dory Held Up 6 Fingers.

"Uhhhhh....Eleven-andy Sevennnn..?"
Clay Tried And Guessed.

"...."
Branch, Bruce, And Floyd Glanced At One Another Confused.

"Follow My Finger-"
John Dory Raised His Finger And Moved It Side To Side.

Clay Tried To Follow John Dory's Finger But Felt Tipsy And His Eyes Went Weary.

"Say The Alphabet Backwards"
John Dory Said.

"Uhhhh...Z...Y...A...L...E...E?¿"
Clay Attempted To Say His Alphabet Backwards.

"CLAY, ARE YOU DRUNK?!?!"
John Dory Questioned.

"CLAY'S DRUNK?!?!?"
Floyd Said.

"AND HE'S DRIVING?!!??!?!"
Branch Said.

"WHAT?! NO! NOW WHY WOULD I BE DRUNK!???"
Clay Said.

"YOU SMELL LIKE ALCOHOL AND COULDN'T DO THE STUFF I TOLD YOU TO!"
John Dory Said.

"WELL I'M NOT DRUNK! ALL I HAD TO DRINK WAS YOUR ROOT BEER FROM YOUR CABINET!"
Clay Said.

"ROOT BEER FROM MY- Wait...FROM THE CABINET??!? THAT'S JUST A REGULAR BEER BOTTLE!!!"
John Dory Yelled.

"Ohhhh....Explains The Taste"
Clay Realized.

"WHY DO YOU HAVE BEER IN THE FIRST PLACE JOHN?!?"
Bruce Questioned.

"Sometimes I Like To Have A Little Fun, I'm An Adult"
John Dory Shrugged.

"Doesn't Matter! Point Is, Clay Shouldn't Be Driving Drunk!"
Branch Gestured.

"Pff! I'm Fine!"
Clay Replied.

As Clay Said That, He Wasn't Watching The Road And Ran A Red Light From Up Ahead.

"CLAY! WATCH THE ROAD! THAT WAS A RED LIGHT!"
John Dory Pointed.

"I KNOW! I SEEN IT! I JUST....CHOOSE TO NOT LET IT DEFY ME"
Clay Said.

"Pull Over! I'm Driving Now!"
John Dory Demanded.

"No Way! We Can't Trust The Guy Who Actually HAAAS Beer! I Think Its Better To Trust The Guy Who Drank It!"
Clay Stated.

"Wh-What?!"
John Dory Said.

"Sorry- That's The Alcohol Talking"
Clay Replied.

"CLAY! YOU'RE A MORON IF YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA LET YOU DRIVE DRUNK!"
Floyd Said.

"YEAH! AND FOR ALL YOU KNOW YOU'LL GET ADDICTED AND HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM!"
Bruce Added.

"WELL AT LEAST I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM! Wait What? Sorry- I-I'm A Little Fucked Up Man"
Clay Realized What He Said.

John Dory Sighed In His Hand.
"Please Tell Me You Didn't Do Anything Stupid While You Were Driving"

"Pff No!"
Clay Said.

"Good At Least"
John Dory Said.

"I Just Threw The Bottle Out At A Car Who May Or May Not Have Been A Police Car-"
Clay Blurted.

"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!"
The Brothers Shout At Clay.

Suddenly, Coming Up Behind Rhonda, A Cop Car With Its Flashing Red And Blue Lights Came On And Followed After Them. 🚔

"OH MAN- OH MAN!!!"
Branch Turned Around At The Window, Seeing The Cop Car.

"IT'S THE FUZZ!"
John Dory Pointed.

"YOU GOTTA LET ME OUT! YOU GOTTA LET ME OUT!"
Floyd Started To Panic.

Cop Car Megaphone: "Pull Over To The Side Of The Road!" 📣

"AWE SHIT THEY'RE TALKING TO US NOW!"
Clay Began To Panic Too.

"PULL OVER CLAY! IT'S A CIVIC DUTY!"
Bruce Said.

"ARE YOU CRAZY?! I'M NOT GOING BACK TO THE SLAMMER!"
John Dory Blurted.

"WE CAN'T PULL OVER! WE CAN'T BE KNOWN AS THE ONE BOYBAND TO BE ARRESTED!"
Branch Told Them.

"WE GOTTA FLOOR IT!"
John Dory Stomped On The Gas Pedal And Made Rhonda Go Faster.

As Rhonda Went Faster, 2 More Cop Cars 🚔 🚔 Joined The First Cop Car, With One Having A Camera To Record.

"IS THAT A CAMERA?!?"
Floyd Pointed Out At The Cop Cars.

"THIS IS IT FOR US! WE'RE WANTED MEN! MOMMMYYYY!!!!!!"
Clay Cried Out Loud.

"IT'S OKAY IT'S OKAY, WE CAN LOSE THEM! THEY'RE JUST COPS!"
Branch Reassured.

Suddenly, As Branch Said That, Two Police Critter Helicopters Flew Above Rhonda And Shined A Light On Them.

Clay Began To Panic And Scream More At That As He Drove.
"IT'S THE CHOPPER! IT'S THE CHOPPER! WE'RE GONNA DIEEEEE!!!!!!!!"

~~~

~Meanwhile~

Back At Vacay Island, As The Catina Restaurant Closed For The Night, Poppy And Viva Decided To Help Brandy With Closing As Her Temporary Employees.

"Almost Done Cleaning Brandy!"
Poppy Said As She Happily Wiped Down The Counters.

"Thanks So Much You Gals! This Is A Big Help Since Bruce Is Gone"
Brandy Said As She Began To Wash Dishes.

"No Problem! I Love Cleaning! I've Cleaned Branch's Bunker Weekly Without Telling Him! Hehe, I Can Be A Sneaky Queen 🤭"
Poppy Giggled To Herself.

Viva Finished Up Sweeping The Sand.
"Phew! Done Sweeping! I Don't Know A Sandy Place Like This Needs Sweeping But Eh! Now To Mop The Sand! 😄 Brandy, You Mind If I Turn On The TV As I Mop?"

"Sure! Go Right Ahead'
Brandy Allowed.

Viva Used Her Hair And Swooped Up To The Top Shelf To Turn On The TV, Which Turned The Channel To A News Report.

📺 TV Channel: "We Interrupt This Program To A Special Report! It Seems Like A Armadillo Type Bus Has Taken Policemen On A High Speed Chase"

Viva's Eyes Widen And Gasped At That.
"HOLY CUPCAKES- GUYS! IT'S RHONDA BEING CHASED BY COPS! I THINK THE BOYS MIGHT BE THERE.."

"Oh Viva, I Miss The Boys Too! 😊"
Poppy Chuckled As She Happily Continued Cleaning.

Viva Looked Back On The TV, To See A Blue And Green Reflection On Rhonda's Windshield.

"That Was Clay....THE BOYS ARE BEING CHASED BY THE COPS!"
Viva Grabbed Her Hair Panicking.

Poppy Snickered At Her Older Sister.
"Relaxxx Veevs, I Know You Have A Thing For Clay But Thinking He's Being Chased By Cops Is A Kinky Thought For Him As A Bad Boy"

"NO- BUT- UGGGGH!"
Viva Groaned Frustrated To Her And Jumped Down.

Viva Grabbed Her Snailphone And Dialed To Call Clay.
"CLAY YOU BETTER ANSWER AND EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE CHEESEBALLS ARE YOU ON THE RUN FROM THE PO PO! DID YOU DO FRAUD EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE A CPA?!?!?!?"

The Snailphone For Clay Didn't Pick Up And Went Straight To The Voice-Mail Hotline.

Viva Glared At The Snailphone.
"Don't Think I Can't Call Again Mr. Clay -.-"

~~~

~Back On The Road~

Still On The Run From The Cops Chasing Them, Rhonda Tried To Go As Fast As She Could, Even If She Was Enjoying Every Minute Of This.

More Red And Blue Police Lights Came Upon The Road As 3 More Cop Cars Joined The Others To Chase Rhonda Down. 🚔 🚔 🚔

Branch Saw This Out The Window.
"OH THAT'S NICE THAT'S JUST FINE.."

Floyd Ran Back N Forth.
"WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!?! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!?!? WE'RE GOING DOWNNN!!"

"WE CAN'T BE! THERE'S SO MANY THING'S I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO DO OR SAY!"
Bruce Said.

"THIS MAY BE IT JOHN! SO I JUST WANNA TELL YOU YOU'RE THE BEST OLDER BROTHER SQUARE A SAFETY NERD COULD ASK FOR!"
Branch Shouted To John Dory.

"THANKS BROTHER, YOU'RE THE BEST BITTY BRO EVER!"
John Dory Shouted Back.

"I KNOW YOU WON'T MIND WHEN I TELL YOU THIS.."
Branch Said.

"C'MON TALK TO ME BROTHA!"
John Dory Replied.

"....I WIPED MY BUTT WITH YOUR RETAINER-"
Branch Blurted Out.

"WHAT?!?!?@%&^(!#@"
John Dory Screamed Out.

"I HAD NO DIAPER OR TOILET PAPER AT THE TIME! IT MADE ME MAD!"
Branch Said.

"BLAH BLAH BLAH THE HORRORRR!!!"
John Dory Slapped On His Mouth And Spit Out Random Spit.

"I'M SORRY-"
Branch Begged For Forgiveness.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU BITCH! YOU BITCH YOU BITCH YOU BITCH YOU BITCH YOU BITCH-"
John Dory Rapidly Slapped On Branch's Arms.

"I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY-"
Branch Rapidly Tried To Stop John Dory From Hittint Him.

"I LOVE YOU BOOM! I'VE ALWAYS HAVE!!!!!!"
Floyd Suddenly Blurted Out To Confess Out Of Nowhere.

There Was Complete Silence In Rhonda Now, Due To Whatever The Hell Floyd Decided To Yell Out.

".__________________________."
The Brothers Just Stared At Floyd, With A Big WTF Expression.

"Ya Know Like You Love Cupcakes...Or A Sad Book....Or Cupcakes.."
Floyd Tried To Hide His Blush.

Continuing On With The Chase, The Cops Were Gaining On Rhonda's Trail And Got Closer To Them.

"THEY'RE GONNA CUFF US! AND GO TO PRISOON! AND DROP THE SOAP!!! WHYYYY.."
Clay Whined And Whimpered To Himself.

Branch Looked Up Ahead And Noticed They Were About To Pass By The Woods, And Got An Idea.

"WE'RE DITCHING OUT!"
Branch Grabbed The Wheel From Clay And Made Rhonda Swerve Off The Road, And Into The Woods.

In Slo Mo, Rhonda Jumped Over The Road And Into The Woods, Ditching The Cop Cars Chasing Them.

"A-A-A-A-A-A-H-H-H-H-H-H-!-!-!"
The Brothers Held Onto Each Other As They Screamed In Slo Mo.

Rhonda Landed On The Dirty Of The Woods And Kept Driving Through The Trees And Bushes.

"TO ALL YOU BROZONIES OUT THERE...HERE GOES OUR FUTURE!"
Clay Screamed Out.

As Rhonda Kept Driving Recklessly Through The Woods, They Hit A Rock And Drove Over A Hill, Making Them Land Right Into The Roof Of A Nearby Farmhouse.

Bitty Bruce Woke Up From His Sleep And Yawned Cutely, Completely Unaware Of What Just Happened In The Past 10 Minutes.

"......"
The Brothers Just Blinked And Breathed Heavily As They Couldn't Believe What They Just Went Through.

Clay Turned Over To John Dory.
".....Well John, It's Been 20 Minutes- Wanna Take Over?"

~~~

~A Few Minutes Later~

Coming Out Of The Woods And Onto The Road, The Brothers Were Forced To Push Rhonda On The Road, Instead Of Driving, Due To Her Being Unconscious From The Impact Of The Farmhouse.

"Well- What Have We Learned Today?"
Branch Questioned His Brothers.

"Never Let Clay Drive"
John Dory Said.

"Never Drink Anything From John"
Floyd Said.

"Never Play A Game Involving A Deadly Arrow"
Bruce Said.

"Never Put Your Brothers In A Tire To Roll Him To A Hospital"
Floyd Said.

"No....We're Incompetent To Take A Road Trip Together"
Branch Told His Brothers, Looking Annoyed And Sighing.

The Brothers Glanced At One Another, Thinking If This Road Trip Was A Bad Idea In The First Place From All That's Happened Their First Day.

~~~

~At A Motel~

Pushing Rhonda Into A Parking Lot, The Brothers Arrived At A Roadside Motel Called: "The Catching Z's Motel"

The Brothers Grabbed Their Stuff And Entered Into The Motel Room They'll Be Staying In And Opened It To See How Dirty It Looked.

There Was Dirty Walls With Pee Stains, Bugs Crawling Around, And Rats Mating In The Corner.

"As If It Couldn't Get Worse -.-"
Branch Blurted.

"It's Only For One Night Then We Back On The Road Guys"
John Dory Told Them.

"Yippieeee.."
Branch Said With No Enthusiasm, Heading Towards The Bed.

"Whoa Whoa Branch! What Are You Doing?"
John Dory Stopped Branch.

"Heading To Sleep To Escape The Reality That We Have Days Left Til we Reach The Wedding Destination Which We'll All Be Dead By Then"
Branch Replied.

"Well We're Men! We're Not Gonna Sleep On A Rusty Old Motel Bed- We're Gonna Kick It Old School To Sleep!"
John Dory Explained, As He Put On His Orange Owl Sleep Mask.

Branch Raised His Eyebrow.
"And By Kick It Old School You Mean...?"

~~~

A While Later, The Brothers Were Sleeping In A Sleep Pile As They Used To Do Sometimes As Kids, But Branch Was Already Annoyed By It.

"-.-"
Branch Couldn't Sleep At All, Yet His Brothers Were All Fast Asleep Piled Around One Another.

"Uggghh!"
Branch Tried To Push Clay's Butt Away From His Face.

Bitty Bruce Snatched Branch's T-Shirt For Bed And Used It As A Blanket For Himself.

"Hey!"
Branch Was Left In Nothing But His Boxers With Hearts On Them.

Branch Was About To Try To Sleep, Until He Got A Snailphone Call And Answered It On Speaker.

"Dead Troll Walking Speaking.."
Branch Answered The Call.

Poppy Over The Snailphone: "Well I Hope That Dead Troll Stays Alive For Me"

Branch's Ears Perked Up At The Sound Of His Girlfriend's Voice.
"Poppy!?! As In Poppy?!"

~~~

Back At Home, Poppy Stayed Up Wide And Awake Eager To Call Branch And See How He Was Doing On The Trip So Far.

"Yesss It's Me! I Was So Ready To Give You A Call! But I Waited Cause I Didn't Want To Interrupt Your Brotherly Fun!"

Branch Over The Snailphone: "More Like Save Me From It.."

Poppy Twirled Her Hair As She Spoke To Her Boyfriend Happily.
"How's It Going So Far?! Did You Guys See The World's Largest Rubberband Ball?! Clay Said It Would Be Majestic!"

~~~

"Yes We Did And...More Other Things That Made Me Realize...Why Did I Agree To Doing This.."
Branch Sighed To Himself.

Poppy Over The Snailphone: "What Do You Mean? What Happened?"

Branch Tapped His Chin Sarcastically.
"More Like What Didn't Happen So Far! Let's See, John Got Pulled Over By A Cop, I Drank My Brother's Bath Water, Floyd Got Shot In The Foot With An Arrow, Got Rolled In A Tire Towards Lonesome Flats, Clay Did Some Drunk Driving, Had Cops Chase After Us, Crashed Rhonda Into A Farm, AND BITTY BRUCE HATES MY GUTS!"

~~~

"Yeesh...That Bad Huh?"
Poppy Scratched The Back Of Her Head.

Branch Over The Snailphone: "On Top Of That, We're Staying At A Delightful Motel Where Rats Bang In The Corner! So Fun!"

Poppy Sighed And Spoke Up.
"Okay, Maybe It's Not Going As Great As You Hoped. But Keep In Mind Branch, This Is For Your Cousin's Wedding! It'll All Be Worth It To See Your Cousin Grateful Right?"

Branch Over The Snailphone: "I Guess...I Just Can't Wait To Hurry Back Home, Hopefully Take A Plane, And Be Back With You"

Poppy Smiled For A Second But Quickly Faded Away.
"A Plane? Really? You Wanna Take A Plane Back?"

~~~

"Oh, For Sure! It'll Beat The Chaos We Had Today. And I'll Still Be Alive"
Branch Grinned To Himself.

Poppy Over The Snailphone: "Hhhh...Branch Just...Promise Me One Thing?"

"Anything!"
Branch Replied.

Poppy Over The Snailphone: "Give This A Chance....Your Brothers Really Missed You And You Did Too. Just Embrace It And Go With The Flow. It's All About Family Time Now...Okay?"

Branch Thought About Poppy's Words Towards The Whole Road Trip With His Brothers And Sighed Deeply.

Branch Felt Clay's Feet On His Forehead.
"Okay....I'll Try...For You"

Poppy Over The Snailphone: "Proud Of You"

"Uh Huh. And You're Not Wearing One Of My T-Shirts Again To Bed Are You???"
Branch Questioned.

~~~

Poppy Giggled To Herself Knowing Good And Well She Was.
"I'll Never Tell 😊"

~~~

Suddenly, Some Crashing Noises Was Heard Outside Of The Motel Room And Out In The Parking Lot.

"What Was That?!"
Branch Heard The Noise.

Poppy Over The Snailphone: "What Was What?"

"I Heard Something Coming From Outside. And I'm Gonna Investigate..."
Branch Said In A Deep Voice.

Poppy Over The Snailphone: "Ooo~ I Love How You Say Investigate~"

"Thank Youuuuuu....Talk To You Tomorrow! Love You!"
Branch Said On The Snailphone.

Poppy Over The Snailphone: "Love Ya More! Mwah!"

Branch Hung Up The Snailphone And Wiggled Out Of The Sleep Pile, To See What Was Going On Outside.

~~~

~In The Parking Lot~

With More Noises Happening Outside, Branch Went Outside The Motel Room To Check It Out And Saw 3 Fuzzling Kids Causing Trouble.

The Fuzzling Kids Were Pushing Around The Motel Cart That The Cleaning Crew Uses, And Pushed To Crash It Into Walls.

The Fuzzling Kids Laughed At Their Behavior And Continued To Push The Cart Around To Act Foolish.

"HEY! YOU KIDS! STOP IT THERE'S PEOPLE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!"
Branch Yelled And Demanded.

".....Put Some Pants On Creepo!"
The Fuzzling Girl Said Towards Branch, As The Kids Laughed.

Branch Then Realized He Was Still Shirtless And Only Had His Boxers With The Hearts On Them.

"YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? MOCKING A GROWN UP?? WELL IT'S NOT!"
Branch Told The Fuzzling Kids.

"Oh Yeah? Well This Is!"
The Fuzzling Girl Pushed The Cart Towards Branch.

"WHOA!"
Branch Jumped Out The Way Immediately To Avoid The Cart.

The Cart Kept Rolling Down The Parking Lot And Crashed Into One Of The Parked Cars, Making A Huge Scratch On It.

Suddenly, From The Loud Noise, A Big Fuzzling With A Mustache, By The Named Of Bum-Squash, Marched Outside To See What Was Going On.

Turns Out, The Fuzzling Kids Were Also Bum-Squash's Children And Was Their Father.

"What's Going On Out Here?! AAAH! MY NEW CARRRR!!!! IT'S GOT A SCRATCH.."
Bum-Squash Went To His Car And Cried To It.

"WHY'D YOU DO THAT??!!"
The Fuzzling Girl Gestured At Branch.

"WHA- ME?!?!?"
Branch Said.

"THIS GUY COMES OUT IN HIS UNDERPANTS AND YELLS AT US, AND OUT OF ANGER, PUSHES A CART TO YOUR CAR DADDY....AND HE CALLED YOU A BIG FAT HAIRY BEAST!"
The Fuzzling Girl Accused.

"O________O"
Branch Slowly Turned To Bum-Squash.

"HHHHH...HHHH....HHHHHH 😡"
Bum-Squash Grew Angry And Angrier By The Second Towards Branch.

"SIR- I ASSURE YOU THAT-"
Branch Tried To Speak.

"YOU DAMAGED BY CAR....YELLED AT MY KIDS...AND EXPOSE YOUR SHIRTLESS AND PANTSLESS SELF?!?!? I'M GONNA GET YOU-"
Bum-Squash Leaped At Branch.

"AAAAH!!! 🏃‍♂️"
Branch Immediately Took Off Running As Bum-Squash Chased Him.

The Fuzzling Kids Quickly Ran Back Into Their Motel Room With Their Mother, Innocently.

"GRRRRRRRRR- 👺"
Bum-Squash Growled And Gained On Branch's Tail.

"AH AH AH AH!"
Branch Ran As Fast As He Can Around The Parking Lot.

"...."
Rhonda Woke Up And Just Watched Branch Get Chased Around.

Nearby, On A Hill, A Swag Stag Looked Up Ahead And Saw Branch In His Heart Underwear Again.

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSJSJAJSHQHSHSGWISJDJQKSGSH- 🤣🤣"
The Swag Stag Laughed Uncontrollably Again.

Branch Quickly Went By A Corner And Jumped Into A Laundry Bin Full Of Dirty Bedsheets.

Bum-Squash Came Around The Corner And Looked Around, Not Seeing Branch In Sight.

"Mmmmm- IF I EVER FIND YOU! YOU'RE DEAD! HEAR ME?!? DEAD!"
Bum-Squash Yelled Out In Fury, And Walked Back To His Motel Room.

Hearing The Coast Was Clear, Branch Slowly Rose His Head Out The Laundry Bin And Sighed Of Relief.

~~~

~Back In The Motel Room~

After 15 Minutes, Branch Made It Back To The Motel Room Once The Coast Was Clear And No Sign Of Bum-Squash.

Branch Quitely Tip Toed Over The Sleep Pile, Even If It Was Very Dark For Him To See Anything.

"Ugh. I Don't Care About No Sleep Pile"
Branch Said To Himself, Rolling His Eyes.

Branch Made His Way Over To The Bed And Got Under The Blankets, And Began To Fall Asleep Finally And Peacefully.

~~~

~In The Morning~

As The Sun Rose Back Up, The Sunlight Shined In The Motel Room, Enough To Get Branch To Be The First One Awake.

Branch Opened His Eyes And Yawned, But Noticed The Motel Room Looked Different Than It Did Before.

Not Caring, Branch Shrugged It Off And Turned To His Side On The Bed, Only To Open One Eye And See The Bum-Squash Dad Was Beside Him.

Branch Screamed Out Loud In Bum-Squash's Face.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"
Bum-Squash Screamed Also In Branch's Face.

Branch Immediately Got Up From The Bed And Got On The Floor, And Stood Up.

The Whole Bum-Squash Family Woken Up From Their Sleep And Saw What Was Going On.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?!?!?!?!?! C'MERE!!!"
Bum-Squash Tried To Grab Branch.

Branch Ran Under Bum-Squash's Legs And Quickly Headed To The Door To Run Out Before He Got Caught.

~~~

Rushing Back Into The Correct Room, Branch Shut The Door And Breathed Heavily To Himself, As The Brothers Blinked Awkwardly At Their Brother.

"Branch?"
Floyd Raised His Eyebrow.

"Where Have You Been?"
Clay Questioned.

"OH YA KNOWWW...MORNING...JOG?"
Branch Replied Nervously.

"In Your Boxers?"
Bruce Gestured.

"I Like The Fresh Air 😁"
Branch Grinned Innocently.

"But How Did-"
John Dory Was About To Ask.

"HEYYYY WHAT'S ALL THIS TALKING?!?! LET'S GET BACK ON THE ROADDDD! BROTHER TIME YAAAY!"
Branch Tried To Change The Subject.

"Branch Is Right! Yesterday May Have Been Crazy But It'll Get Better! OPEN ROAD HERE COMES BROZONEEEE!"
John Dory Shouted.

"BRO TIME!"
The Brothers Shout Together In Sync.

"But Seriously Branch, Next Time, Wear A Shirt And Pants. You Could Catch A Cold And There's Weirdos Out There"
Bruce Told Branch.

Branch Glanced Out The Window To See Bum-Squash Searching For Him, And Immediately Closed The Curtain.

"And Hairy Weirdos.."
Branch Mumbled Under His Breath.

"What Was That?"
Bruce Asked.

"NOTHING! LET'S HIT THE ROAD HEH.."
Branch Told Them, Trying To Avoid Bum-Squash, Hoping Hed Never See Him Again.

~~~

~In The Parking Lot~

The Brothers Packed Up Back Inside Of Rhonda, And Began To Continue Their Road Trip Journey On The Open Road.

Their First Day On Their Trip May Not Have Been What They Expected, But The BroZone Brothers Knew They Could Survive It Together And Gonna Enjoy Their Brotherly Bonding.

On To The Next Location..