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🎬 Bitty B-Roll 🎬

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~Through The Next Day~

During The Day, Rhonda Continued To Drive Along The Road As The Brothers Had Only 1 More Day Until To Reach Hitched Hills For Their Cousin's Wedding.

Inside Of Rhonda, The Brothers Were Doing Their Own Things To Keep Them Occupied, Meanwhile Branch Was Being Scolded On The Snailphone By Poppy, As He Held Bitty Bruce In His Lap.

Branch Sighed As He Groaned.
"Poppy Look I-"

Poppy Over The Snailphone: "WHAT THE SUGAR BRANCH! SO YOU GUYS GOT LOST IN FRUITY ISLAND PARADISE, YOU LOSE BITTY BRUCE TO A DRAGONFRUIT LIZARD, THEN YOU GUYS GET MIXED UP INTO A CIRCUS, THEN YOU GUYS GET LOST AND ALMOST DIE FROM THE HEAT BUT GET SAVED BY THE MAGIC BOOT, THENNNN NOW BARB TELLS ME YOU GUYS GOT ARRESTED FOR PARALYZING DEBBIE?!??!"

Branch Blinked Awkwardly.
"....In Fairness That Was Clay, But-"

Poppy Over The Snailphone: "The Point Of The Roadtrip Was To Have Fun! NOT CATCH CRIMINAL RECORDS BRANCH!"

"Don't We Both Have A Criminal Record From Lonesome Flats For Crimes Against Music? Alongside Biggie Too"
Branch Mentioned.

Poppy Over The Snailphone: "MOVING ON! Branch, Just Try To Stay Out Of Chaos And Trouble Til You Get Back Home! I Don't Wanna See You On The News! Also, Viva Mentioned You Boys Were On The News A Few Days Ago, Is That True Too?"

"PFFFT- WHAAAAT? US?? ON THE NEWS?? DEFINITELY NOT FROM COPS CHASING US- Ermmmm I Mean"
Branch Tried To Reword His Sentence.

Poppy Over The Snailphone: "Just Stay Out Of Trouble Branchifer! Ordered By Your Queenly Girlfriend! But Still Take Cute Wallet-Sized Pictures I Can Geek Over Later gEhHehEhe"

"If You Expect Us Not To Cause Chaos, What Am I Supposed To Do?"
Branch Questioned.

Poppy Over The Snailphone: "I Don't Know Just Do Something Special For Yourself Or A Hobby! Anything That Won't Put You As A Prisoner Or An Idiot! Now I Gotta Get Back To Pulling Smidge Out Of The Vending Machine Again...Lord Help Me- LOVE YOUUU BYEEEEE!"

As Poppy Hung Up Over The Other Side Of The Snailphone, Branch Hung Up As Well As He Sighed, Putting Away His Snailphone And Held Bitty Bruce Still.

"Man I Tell Ya Bitty Bruce....Women ☕️"
Branch Scoffed To Himself.

"😝"
Bitty Bruce Blew A Raspberry At The Thought Of Women Being Complicated To Deal With.

"Don't Be An Idiot? Pff- I'm Never One! You Know What, Not Even Gonna Let It Bother Me. Want Some Milk Lil Guy?"
Branch Asked, Holding Up A Bottle Of Milk.

Bitty Bruce Immediately Reached For The Bottle Of Milk, As Branch Held It Up To Bitty Bruce's Mouth, But Bitty Bruce Slapped Branch's Hand Away To Hold It Himself. 🍼

"Ow! Fiesty Baby"
Branch Said Down At His Nephew.

Bitty Bruce Sucked On The Bottle Of Milk Grateful For His Uncle Giving It To Him, Maybe Even Starting To Warm Up To Him.

Branch Tapped His Foot Rapidly, Thinking About What Poppy Said.
"Calls Me An Idiot? I Am Not An Idiot! DO I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT?!?!?!?"

"🤨 🍼"
Bitty Bruce Just Raised His Eyebrow At His Uncle, But Kept Drinking His Milk, Not Caring.

"I'm Not An Idiot! 😤"
Branch Mumbled Under His Breath.

Thinking About To What Else His Girlfriend Said, Branch Calmed Down And Thought About A Special Hobby He Can Do Than Cause Chaos With His Brothers.

"Hm...Special Hobby.."
Branch Said, As He Thought To Himself.

As Branch Looked Around At His Brothers Doing Their Own Hobbies And Unqiue Things, Branch Realized He Might Not Have Anything Special To Do That Defines Him And Makes Him Stand Out.

Branch Cleared His Throat.
"Hey Uhm- Guys? Whatcha Uhhh Doin?"

"I'm Working On The Song That We're Gonna Perform At Cousin Zeidea's Wedding! Cause Ya Know, I Am Known To Being Somewhat Of A Songwriter If I Do Say So Myself 😌"
Floyd Proudly Said, As He Continued To Write On His Music Sheet.

"Oh That's Um!...Cool? What About You Clay?"
Branch Asked To His Middle Brother.

"Just Doing My Usual CPA Paperwork And Phone Calls! Cause Of Course That's What Licensed CPA'S Do! This Lady On The Phone Hasn't Filled Out For Her Taxes Yet! Someone's Expenses Are About To Go Bye Bye Bye"
Clay Said As He Wrote On His CPA Paperwork Files.

Lady Over The Snailphone: "But Mr. Clay! I Paid Back Half Of My Taxes!"

Clay Went Back On His Snailphone.
"Yeaaaahhh Sorry Janice, Paying Half Just Doesn't Cover It...Imma Have Repossess Your Plastic Leg"

Branch Noticed Bruce Walking Across To The Mini Fridge.
"Hey! Bruce! Surely You Don't Have Any Special Hobby Of Some Sorts To Do Right?"

Bruce Grabbed A Soda And Closed The Mini Fridge.
"Oh, Of Course Not"

"Yes! I'm Not Alone!"
Branch Cheered To Himself.

"Other Than My Catina Restaurant. Me And Brandy Couldn't Be More Happy Of That!"
Bruce Mentioned As He Sipped His Soda.

"Dangit .___."
Branch Got Disappointed Instantly.

"Ooh, Speaking Of Which- I Need To Think Of New Summer Specials...How Does A Cooper's Cupcake Lemonade Slush Sound?"
Bruce Thought And Wondered.

"If Only You Knew Where Does Cupcakes Came From....HEY JOHN!"
Branch Called Out For His Eldest Brother.

"WASSUP BITTY BRO?"
John Dory Replied Back, From The Driver's Seat.

"YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO BE INVOLVED IN SOMETHING SPECIAL OF YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW...RIGHT?"
Branch Asked Loudly.

"OTHER THAN BEING REUNITED WITH MY BROTHERS? NAAAAH"
John Dory Replied.

"Phew.."
Branch Sighed Of Relief.

"Except My Rhonda-Certified Living Like John Handbook 😌"
John Dory Held Up Another Copy Of His Handbook.

"GAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
Branch Screamed Out Loud In Frustration.

"Okay, Why The Sudden Questioning Of Our Interests Branch?"
Bruce Asked His Younger Brother, Sitting Next To Him.

Branch Place Bitty Bruce In Bruce's Arms And Stood Up.
"Because I'm Now Realizing That There's Nothing Special About Me Or That I Do!"

"That's Not True Branch!"
Floyd Said.

"Kinda Is! I Was Literally Just Labeled As The Baby Of BroZone! What Kind Of Specialty Is That?? Compared To Being The Leader, The Fun One, The Heartthrob, Or The Sensitive One!"
Branch Crossed His Arms.

"NOT TRUE! You Were Also Bitty. So Not Just A Baby...But A Bitty One ✨️"
Clay Winked At Branch.

Branch Grabbed His Hair, Groaning.
"UGGHHHHH! THAT SAYS LITERALLY NOTHING ABOUT ME OTHER THAN I WAS A SMOL SINGING BABY! And As Of Right Now, I STILL HAVE NOTHING! JOHN HAS A ARMADILLO CERTIFIED HANDBOOK NO ONE READS"

John Dory Turned From The Driver Seat.
"Hey! Pretty Sure Grandma Is Reading It In Heaven As We Speak"

"BRUCE OWNS A WHOLE RESTAURANT ON AND ISLAND! PLUS THE BEST SURFER KNOWN TO TROLL-KIND!"
Branch Gestured At Bruce.

"I'd Literally Fit In The Lilo And Stitch Universe"
Bruce Thought To Himself.

"CLAY HAS A WHOLE CPA LICENSE! A LITERAL BUSINESS MAN TO HANDLE MONEY ACCOUNTING!"
Branch Gestured To Clay.

"Hang On I'll Transfer Your Call 😄 📞"
Clay Said As He Was Busy On A Snailphone Call.

"AND FLOYD IS AN EXPERT ON SONGWRITER, WHICH I'M SURE HAS WRITTEN FOR MANY POPULAR SINGERS!"
Branch Gestured Over At Floyd.

"Pffftt...No I Haven'ttttt..."
Floyd Slowly Pushed Away A Paper With A Song He Wrote For Beyonce.

"FACE IT GUYS! I Have Nothing Special That Makes Me Stand Out Unlike You Guys!"
Branch Pouted To Himself.

Floyd Got Up From The Floor And Stood Beside Branch.
"You Can't Believe That Branch, You Have Done Many Many Many Special Things To Make You Stand Out!"

Branch Turned To Floyd, With His Arms Crossed.
"Oh Yeah? Name One"

"You Got The Bergens And Trolls To Be Friends Again!"
Floyd Mentioned.

"Yeah, That Was More Of A Group Effort"
Branch Replied.

"Oh- Then Ummmm...OOH! YOU SAVED THE WORLD FROM THE ROCK APOCALYPSE!"
Floyd Mentioned.

"Again, Group Effort"
Branch Replied.

"Thennnn Uhhhh....OH! DUHHH YOU SAVED ME FROM VELVET AND VENEER LAST WEEK!"
Floyd Mentioned.

"Annnnnnnnd, Group Effort"
Branch Replied Again.

"WELL- I- MAYBE YOU- CLAY, HELP ME OUT HERE"
Floyd Begged To His Brother.

Clay Held Up A Finger At Floyd.
"☝️ SHHHHH....Now While I'm CPA-ing"

"And Continues The Boring And Non-Special Life Of Branch Last Name"
Branch Said Sarcastically, Walking Up To The Front, To Stand Beside John Dory In The Driver Seat.

"Branch, Relax. You're Our Brother And That's Just As Special As Anything"
John Dory Told To His Brother.

"Yeah, Well, That's Not Enough. I Need Something That I Can Stand Out From The Bunch!"
Branch Said.

John Dory Snickered.
"Well Do You Think Something Like That Will Just Hit Rhonda's Windshield?"

Coming Out Of Nowhere And About To Hit The Windshield, A Stunt-Man Troll Flew To Rhonda And Smacked Against Her Winshield Randomly.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
John Dory And Branch Screamed Out From That.

"H-HI...P-P-PLEASE EX-EXCUSE MY C-CRASH TO Y-Y-YOUR W-WINDSHIELD.."
The Stunt-Man Troll Said As He Was Smushed On The Windshield.

"IT'S A BUG!!! GET IT OFF-"
John Dory Freaked Out And Yelled.

"THAT'S CLEARLY A TROLL-"
Branch Pointed.

"WELL GET IT OFF!!"
John Dory Grabbed The Wheel And Made Rhonda Swerve.

As He Made Rhonda Swerve, The Stunt-Man Troll Got Flung Off The Windshield And Flopped On The Road, As Rhonda Hit The Brakes On The Side Of The Road.

"WHOA WHOA WHOA!"
The Brothers Yelp Out From The Swerve, Falling Over Each Other.

Clay Accidentally Fell Over And Smashed On His Snailphone.
"OH NO- NONONONONO!"

Clay Got Up And Held Up His Deadly Smashed Snailphone.
"RAY...MY POOR SNAILPHONE! HE'S DEADDDD!!!"

"You Named Your Snailphone Ray?"
Floyd Asked Over At Clay.

"You Don't? 🤨"
Clay Raised His Eyebrow At Floyd.

"Your Dead Snailphone Is The Least Of Our Worries Clay! John Just Almost Hit A Poor Troll!"
Branch Ran Outside Of Rhonda.

"Technically He Ran Into Us!"
John Dory Followed After Branch To Outside.

Bruce Groaned In His Hand.
"Okay, Can We Normalize Not Killing Anymore Random People On The Rest Of This Trip?"

Running Outside, Branch And John Dory Got Out Of Rhonda And Find Out Where The Stunt-Man Troll Had Landed.

"There He Is!"
John Dory Pointed Nearby.

"U-U-Uuuuugggghhh.."
The Stunt-Man Troll Groaned In Pain On The Road.

Branch And John Dory Ran Over And Helped The Stunt-Man Troll Up On His Feet Easily.

"Dude! Why Did You Hit My Armadillo Windshield??? Are You Some Adrenaline Junkie???"
John Dory Questioned The Stunt-Man Troll.

"John- Settle. You Okay And How Are You Standing Up So Easily??"
Branch Asked The Stunt-Man Troll.

"Sorry About That Guys! And Cause I'm A Stunt Guy. For Like Movies And Stuff"
The Stunt-Man Troll Replied.

"Wait Wait- Like On An Actual Movie Set?"
John Dory Questioned.

"Yessir! I Was In The Middle Of Shooting A Scene But The Scene Involved A Canon So Ya Know"
The Stunt-Man Troll Shrugged.

"And This Movie Set Place...Is Where?"
Branch Asked.

The Stunt-Man Troll Smirked.
"Oh, Only In The Greatest Movie Studio The World's Ever Seen! 😏"

~~~

~At Stardom Pictures~

Coming Up To A Movie Studio, Rhonda Made It To The Entrance Of Stardom Pictures Studio 🎬 ⭐️, The Most Popular Movie Production Studio In The World, Where The Most Famous Movies And Celebrities Have Been Made.

As Rhonda Parked At The Entrance, The Brothers All Came Out One By One, And Glanced Up At The Studio's Entry.

"Whoaaaaa.."
The Brothers Say, Memorized By Being In Front Of An Actual Movie Studio.

The Stunt-Man Troll Came Out Of Rhonda And Beside The Brothers.
"Amazing Ain't It? And Thanks For The Ride! Mind If I Give You A Tour Or-"

"WE GOOD THANKS!"
John Dory Kicked The Stunt-Man Troll Out Far In The Distance.

"YOOOOOOOOOIIIIII!!"
The Stunt-Man Shouted Out As He Was Flung Back Into The Studio.

"-.-"
The Brothers Glared Over At Their Shape Head Of A Brother.

"He's Fineeee...He's A Stunt-Man 😁"
John Dory Grinned Innocently.

"I Guess A Little Detour Wouldn't Hurt. The Wedding Isn't Until Tomorrow"
Bruce Shrugged.

"Couldn't Agree More! Let's Head In!"
Branch Encouraged His Brothers, As He Happily Went Into The Studio.

Entering Stardom Pictures, The Brothers Noticed The Civilians That Worked There Were Actual Stars, Who Were Living Starfish-Like Creatures, Who Were Also Production Staff Of The Studio.

The Brothers Glanced At All The Stars Who Were Moving Set Props Around, Holding Up Cameras, And Hanging Up Production Posters.

"Huh. Actual Stars Working At A Movie Studio? Who Would've Ever Thought"
Floyd Blurted Out.

The Actors And Actresses, Who Were The Celebrities Casted In The Movies Produced At Stardom Pictures, Were Actual Troll Celebrities.

"Do You Guys Realize This Studio Produced Some Of The Best Movies! Like Idiana Pearls! Pod Alone! Hair Wars! Mission Troll-Possible!"
John Dory Pointed Out As He Got Excited.

"The Palace Of Cinema 🤩"
Floyd's Eyes Sparkled For A Second.

"YOOOO! GUYS LOOK! IT'S THE ACTUAL PROP DROID FROM HAIR WARS!"
John Dory Pointed At The Droid.

"Touch"
Clay Placed His Hand On The Droid.

"Don't Touch"
The Studio Security Guard Blurted Out At Clay.

"LOOK! IT'S THE RED SLIPPERS FROM THE WIZARD OF TROLL-OZ!"
John Dory Pointed At The Red Slippers On Display.

"Touch"
Clay Placed His Hand On The Red Slippers.

"Don't Touch!"
The Studio Security Guard Blurted At Clay Again.

"HOLY CRAP- IT'S THE TROLL ACTOR WHO PLAYED THE HUNCHBACK OF MISTY MEADOWS!"
John Dory Pointed Across From Them At The Actor.

The Actor Was Talking To A Group Of People.
"And Now The Hunchback Only Hurts When You Touch It- OWOWOWOWOWOWWWWW!!"

Clay Was The One Who Place His Hand On The Hunchback.
"Touch"

"DO I HAVE TO FOLLOW YOU ALL DAY-"
The Studio Security Guard Blurted At Clay Once Again.

John Dory Gasped Loudly, As He Noticed A Certain Actor.
"😱, EVERYONE SHUT UP! SHUT UP RIGHT NOW-"

"No One Was Talking-"
Bruce Said.

John Dory Placed His Hand Over Bruce's Mouth.
"SHHHHH! LOOK WHO IT IS!"

Sitting On A Chair, The Troll Version Of The Famous Celebrity Action Star, Tom Cruise, Was Practicing And Reading Over A Script For His Upcoming Movie.

"THE LITERAL STAR OF THE BEST ACTION MOVIE, MISSION TROLL-POSSIBLE! IT'S THE TROLL VERSION OF TOM CRUISE!"
John Dory Gestured As He Began To Fanboy Excitedly.

"Oooo! Let's Go Talk To Him!"
Floyd Suggested.

"NONONONONO, He's To Famous To Be In His Presence! Let's Just Walk Past Him Totally Normally And Calmly.."
John Dory Said In A Calm Manner.

Walking Past Tom Cruise, The Brothers Innocently And Normally Walked Past Him, While John Dory Was Smiling Wide The Whole Time.

Floyd Stopped And Spoke To Tom Cruise, As He Pointed At John Dory.
"......My Brother Says You're Famous. He Totally Wants Your Autograph-"

John Dory Quickly Ran Over And Pushed Floyd Away.
"WHOAAAA FLOYD! Silly Little Emo Guy! Don't Bother This Majestic Troll Who Is The Best Action Star Ever! Sorry Mr. Tom, He's A Little Foreign And Out Of Town. Soooo Embarrassing!"

"..."
Tom Cruise Just Stare Blankly And Didn't Say Anything, Going Back To Reading His Script.

John Dory Peaked Back Over At Tom Cruise.
"I Loved You In Mission Troll-Possible 7: Dead Reckoning! Okay Bye. I Love You"

"..."
Tom Cruise Shook His Head, Knowing He Didn't Get Paid Enough To Be Adored By Square Heads.

Branch Smiled, As He Admired Everything Around Him.
"Well This Has Been A Great Lil Tour. Makes You Wonder Why There Isn't A BroZone Movie?"

"Eh, It's Movie Business Branch. They Probably Just Gotta Get Some Great Actors To Band Together For It 🤷‍♂️"
Clay Shrugged.

Branch Nodded In Agreement.
"Fair Enough. Well I Guess We Can Just Get Back On The Road And-"

Before The Brothers Could Walk Off, Some Of The Starfish Staff Noticed Them And Recognized Them Immediately.

"No Way 😦.."
One Of The Starfish Say.

"Is That?!?!?"
The Other Starfish Said.

"I THINK IT IS!!"
Another Starfish Said And Pointed Out.

John Dory Heard The Starfish And Smirked At Them.
"BroZone? 😌 Why Yes It Is-"

"BITTY B!!!!!"
The Starfish Staff All Shout As They Ran Past The Brothers, To Get Close To Branch.

"Whaaaaaat?"
John Dory Said, Feeling Rejected.

"Whoa! Whoa! Um-"
Branch Said, Getting Crowded And Surrounded By The Starfish Staff.

"IT'S REALLY BITTY B! IN OUR STUDIO!"
A Starfish Said, Amazed By Branch.

"FROM BROZONE ANNNND KISMET!"
Another Starfish Said, Tugging On Branch's Vest.

"Why Yes I Am"
Branch Said, Straightening His Vest.

"YOU'RE THE BEST MUSICAL GUY KNOWN MAN! A LEGEND IN 2 BANDS!"
One Of The Starfish Say.

"A Legend?"
Branch Raised His Eyebrow.

"YEAH MAN! LITERALLY ALL TIME SPECIAL! SOMEONE WHO STANDS OUT!"
A Starfish Said As Their Eyes Sparkled.

"Stand Out You Say?? Hm, I Guess That's True 😌"
Branch Said, Smirking Proudly.

"Uhhhh What's Going On?"
John Dory Gestured.

"I Think Branch Is Finally Getting The Standing Out Ovation He's Been Blabbering About"
Clay Replied.

"You Think He'll Get Overwhelmed?"
Bruce Wondered.

Floyd Chuckled A Little.
"Guys, Stop. I Think It's Nice Branch Is Getting Recognition. Besides, He Was Isolated For 20 Years, I Think He Deserves Attention For His Childhood Fame"

"I Get That But We're BroZone! A Team! Where's Are Mob Of Executive Movie Producers??"
John Dory Said With A Lil Frown.

Floyd Patted John Dory's Shoulder.
"Shhh, Let Him Have His Moment"

A Bunch Of Starfish Staff And Producers Spoke At Once At Branch.
"PLEASE BE IN MY MOVIE! PLAY A CAMEO IN MINE! NO MINE! I HAVE A BETTER SCRIPT! NO I HAVE A BETTER MUSICAL SCORE! WELL I HAVE A BETTER CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT ARC!"

"Um Um Ummmm"
Branch Couldn't Keep Track Of Which Starfish Was Talking To Him.

"I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE EVERYONE!"
A Sudden Voice Shouted Out Loud, Enough For Everyone To Hear And Stop Talking.

Coming Through The Crowd Of Starfish, A Famous Director Starfish By The Name Of Steven Starburg, Came Up With A Smirk And Approached Branch.

"Steven Starburg, At Your Service. Please To Meet You Bitty B"
Steven Starburg Put His Hand Out To Shake.

Branch Shook The Starfish's Hand.
"Nice To Meet You Too Sir! And It's Branch. Hah, Bitty B Was Just A Stage Name- WAIT! HOLD ON! STEVEN STARBURG??? YOU DIRECTED SOME OF THE MOST FAMOUS MOVIES! LIKE THE TROLL VERSION OF JAWS! AND THE TROLL VERSION OF JURRASIC PARK! BIG FAN OF YOUR WORK!"

"Why Thank You And I'm A Big Fan Of You As Well Branch!"
Steven Starburg Said, Grinning.

"Really?!"
Branch Said.

"Of Course! BroZone And Kismet Bandmate?? Ugh, I Can't Get Enough Of Your Music! My Favorite Song Is Baby Baby Baby Girl Woman"
Steven Starburg Said.

"Really? Kind Of A Deepcut But- WOW!"
Branch Replied.

"What Brings You To Stardom Pictures?"
Steven Starburg Asked.

"Oh! Well Me And My Brothers Were Just Passing Through And Totally Didn't Hit A Stunt-Man From Here AHHAAHHAHA"
Branch Laughed Loudly.

Steve Starburg Wrapped His Arm Around Branch's Shoulder.
"Hm, Well I Noticed These Executive Movie Producers Harassing You To Do A Silly Little Cameo In Their Movies-"

"Yeah, They Seem Determined To Have Me Be In Them"
Branch Said.

"Well, How Would You Like To Be A Leading Male Star Role In My Upcoming Film?"
Steven Starburg Asked Him.

"SHUT UP- Actually Don't It's Just A Figure Of Excitement BUT SHUT UP! FOR REAL???!?!?!"
Branch Said, Starting To Get Excited.

"For Real My Man! What Do Ya Say?"
Steven Starburg Winked At Branch.

Branch Bounced Up And Down, Happily And Feeling Honored.
"ME?!?! IN A MOVIE?!?! 🤩 OF COURSE!!!!"

"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!"
The Brothers Reacted And Said Out Loud, Shocked By This.

"Great! LET'S GET BRANCH HERE READY FOR A PHOTOSHOOT BEFORE WE START FILMING!"
Steven Starburg Shouted And Ordered To The Staff.

Sudden, A Swarm Of Starfish Staff Crowded Around Branch And Walked Him Away From His Brothers As They Spoke To Him All At Once About The Filming Process.

"WAIT BUT BRANCH!"
Clay Shouted.

"YOU CAN'T FILM A WHOLE MOVIE NOW!"
John Dory Shouted.

"WE HAVE THE WEDDING TOMORROW TO GET TO!"
Bruce Shouted Also.

"SORRY BROS! I'M FINALLY ABOUT TO BE SPECIAL AND STAND OUT! DON'T WORRY, MAKING A MOVIE WILL ONLY TAKE A FEW HOURRSSSS BYEEEEEE!"
Branch Shouted Back As He Walked Away With The Staff.

"Great .___."
John Dory Said, With His Ears Drooping Down.

"A Few Hours? More Like A Few Months! Does He Not Know How Long Movies Take To Make???"
Bruce Said.

"Imma Juuuussssttt.."
Floyd Slowly Tip Toed Away From The Brothers To Follow Branch.

Bruce Noticed Floyd Leaving.
"Floyd! Where Do You Think You're-"

"SORRY BROTHERS, IF BRANCH IS GONNA BE A MOVIE STAR, HE'S GONNA NEED A MAKEUP ARTIST! KAY? BYEEEEEE"
Floyd Sprinted Off To Follow To Where Branch Was Going.

Clay Cracked His Knuckles And His Neck.
"Don't Worry Dudes, I'll Get Them Back And We'll Be Back On The Road In No Ti-"

Before Clay Could Go After Them, He Noticed A Gift Shop In The Movie Studio, Where He Thought He Can Buy A New Snailphone At.

"Take That Back- IMMA GET A NEW SNAILPHONE!"
Clay Said As He Pointed At The Gift Shop.

"Seriously??"
Bruce Said.

"Yes Seriously! Poor Ray Got Smashed When We Swerved 🥺"
Clay Held Up The Dead Snailphone In His Hands.

"You Named Your Snailphone?"
Bruce Raised His Eyebrow.

"You Didn't? 🤨"
Clay Said Back.

Bruce Sighed Into His Hand.
"Clay We Can't Just-"

"GOTTA GO GRIMACE BYE- 🏃‍♂️"
Clay Dashed Off To The Gift Shop In A Green And Blue Blur.

Bruce Turned Around To His Brother.
"John- Help Me Get Them All Back So We Can Leave"

John Dory Nodded In Agreement.
"You're Right Bruce! I'll Go Get-"

Before John Dory Could Finish His Sentence, He Noticed Tom Cruise Heading Over To One Of The Movie Sets, About To Film A Scene.

"-A CLOSER LOOK AT THE TROLL VERSION OF TOM CRUISE! 🤩"
John Dory Said As He Ran To Follow Where Tom Cruise Went.

"WAIT JOHN BUT- Uggghhhhh....See What I Gotta Deal With?"
Bruce Said At The Wattpad Readers For A Second, Before Following His Eldest Brother.

~~~

~On The Movie Set~

Rushing To Catch Up With His Brother, Bruce Followed John Dory To One Of The Action Movie Sets, Where Tom Cruise Was About To Shoot A Scene.

John Dory And Bruce Peaked From The Corner To See What Was Happening, As They Tried To Remain Quiet.

Bruce Whispered To His Brother.
"John, You Can't Just Sneak Off To A Ongoing Film Set Just To Meet-"

"SHHHH QUIET CHUNKY GRAPE-"
John Dory Shushed And Put His Hand On Bruce's Mouth.

Jumping Down On The Film Set, Tom Cruise Landed In A Action Pose As He Was On A Fake Looking Helicopter, Surrounded By Evil Henchmen Actors.

Tom Cruise Smirked At The Henchmen.
"1 Of Me....5 Of You....How Shall This Go Down? Sounds Hard But...I Am The Storm"

"His Most Famous Quote!"
John Dory Whispered To Bruce.

The Henchmen Actors Began To Leap At Tom Cruise, As They All Fake Fought As They Filmed The Action Scene On The Helicopter.

"He Does His Own Stunts!"
John Dory Bounced His Knees In Place.

After Fighting Off All The Henchmen, Tom Cruise Ended Off In A Final Fighting Stance Pose, As The Direction Yelled To Stop Filimg The Scene.

"AND CUT!"
The Director Shouted From The Director's Chair.

"Phew! Great Job Everyone, I'll Be Taking A Water Break"
Tom Cruise Straightened Himself Out As He Walked Off.

"Isn't He The Greatest? Eh? Eh?"
John Dory Nudged Bruce's Arm.

"For Your Standards-"
Bruce Shrugged.

Tom Cruise Went To Get A Drink From The Table As He Was On The Phone.
"Look Look Honey, I Gotta Go Back On Set Soon! Of Course I Love You! You Think I'd Buy You Diamond Earrings If I Didn't-"

"Hiiiii Tom 🤩"
John Dory Suddenly Popped Up In Front Of Tom Cruise.

"AH! Oh- It's You Again....I'll Call You Back Honey"
Tom Cruise Hung Up The Snailphone.

"Hiiiii Tom 🤩"
John Dory Repeated, Stuck In A Gaze.

"Yeah Uh Hi. Why Do You Keep Following Me? You Want A Autograph Or Something?"
Tom Cruise Questioned.

"Hiiiiii Tom 🤩"
John Dory Repeated Again.

".....What's Wrong With Him?"
Tom Cruise Gestured To John Dory.

"No One's Clear On That Sir-"
Bruce Replied.

"I'm Your Biggest Fan Tom 🤩 I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!"
John Dory Shouted.

Tom Cruise Raised His Eyebrow.
"🤨 Go Jump Off A Cliff"

~~~

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John Dory Rushed Back To Tom Cruise After Jumping Off A Cliff.
"Anythingggggg 🤩"

".....Punch Yourself In The Face"
Tom Cruise Told Him.

John Dory Put On A Random Boxing Glove 🥊, Then Immediately Punched Himself In The Face With It.

"Doesn't That Hurt You?"
Tom Cruise Questioned.

John Dory Raised Up A Boxing Glove With Knives Attached To It.
"Did You Want It To Hurt Me Tom? 🥊🔪"

Tom Cruise Chuckled.
"Ha! You Really Are A Fan"

"YES I AM! I SOOOO AM! I'D LITERALLY KILL FOR YOU TOM CRUISE! L i t e r a l l y 😦"
John Dory Said As He Grabbed Tom Cruise's Face.

Bruce Grabbed John Dory, Backing Him Up.
"And Unfortunately Sir, He's Serious. Sorry About My Kindergarten Shape Headed Brother"

"It's Alright. I Like The Ambition!"
Tom Cruise Said.

"YA HEAR THAT BRUCE?!?!?! HE LIKES MY AMBITION!!!"
John Dory Screamed In Bruce's Face.

"....Yeahhhh How About An Ambition For A Mint"
Bruce Pushed John Dory's Face Away Slowly.

Tom Cruise Smirked At The Brothers.
"And Since For Such A Dedicated Fan, It'd Be My Pleasure To Give You A Autograph Before I- D'OH!!!!"

Suddenly And Unexpectedly, A Stage Light Swung Down And Whacked Tom Cruise Away, Making Him Fling Off To Crash Into The Snack Table.

"😦😦"
John Dory And Bruce Just Stood There, Shocked And Blank Of What Just Happened.

"Whaaaaaat Just Happened.."
Bruce Said.

John Dory Rushed To Tom Cruise On The Floor.
"OH NO- MY AMBITION KILLED TOM CRUISE! AND BEFORE I COULD GET HIS AUTOGRAPH! NOOOOO!!!!"

Bruce Ran Beside John Dory.
"WHOA WHOA WHOA JOHN CALM DOWN! WE DON'T KNOW IF HE'S DEAD! PLUS, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THIS HAPPEND!"

After Thinking Of Something, John Dory And Bruce Slowly Turned Their Heads To The Corner, Seeing Bitty Bruce Standing Beside A Rope That Was Attached To The Stage Light That Hit Tom Cruise.

"🙂 🔪"
Bitty Bruce Just Grinned Innocently At Them, Holding A Pocket Knife In His Hand.

"The Baby Killed TOM CRUISE!!!!!"
John Dory Shouted Loudly.

"SHHHSHSHSHSHHHH"
Bruce Quickly Covered John Dory's Mouth.

"??"
The Starfish Staff Heard The Loud Yell And Looked At The Brothers.

"SORRY GUYS, HE'S A LITTLE UH...ERIC ANDRE-Y...GO BACK TO WORK 😁"
Bruce Said, Standing In Front Of The Injured Tom Cruise.

"🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️"
The Starfish Staff Shrugged And Continued On With Their Work.

"Quick! Help Me Move Him Away From Everyone!"
Bruce Whispered To John Dory.

The Two Brothers Grabbed And Held Up The Unconscious Tom Cruise, And Sneakily Walked Away To A Backstage Curtain And Dropped The Body Down.

"SHIT SHIT SHIT WE KILLED TOM CRUISE!"
John Dory Grabbed His Hair, Panicking.

"WOULD YOU STOP SAYING THAT! HE'S NOT DEAD!"
Bruce Said.

"HE'S LAYING DOWN ON THE GROUND AND NOT MOVING! HE'S DEADDDD! I'VE BEEN LIVING ALONE FOR 20 YRS, I THINK I KNOW A DEAD TROLL WHEN I SEE ONE!"
John Dory Gestured.

"That's A Very Questionable Statement But- CALM DOWN!!!"
Bruce Said.

"WE GOTTA DITCH THE BODY BEFORE ANY FORM OF COPS FIND OUT WE MURDERED HIM"
John Dory Said.

"WE DID 👏 NOT 👏 MURDER HIM"
Bruce Clapped His Hands In Frustration.

"YOU'RE RIGHT....THE BABY DID! I'LL GET HIM TOO!"
John Dory Raised And Took Out A Frying Pan To Launch At Bitty Bruce.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??!?!?!"
Bruce Pushed John Dory Back.

"🖕🖕"
Bitty Bruce Flipped Off His Square Uncle For Trying To Attack Him.

"I'M STRESSING!!!! WE GOT MURDER ON OUR MINDS NOW!"
John Dory Paced Back N Forth.

"WOULD YOU JUST HUSH! NOW IF I JUST CHECK TO SEE IF HE'S ALIVE, WILL YOU SHUT UP???"
Bruce Said At His Brother.

"YES I WILL! And I Would Like Apple Juice Too 😤"
John Dory Randomly Requested.

Bruce Rolled His Eyes.
"Whatever- Just C'mon"

Stepping A Little Closer To The Unconscious Tom Cruise, John Dory And Bruce Slowly Leaned Over The Body To Check If He Would Move.

Tom Cruise Suddenly Opened Up One Eye
"👁"

"AH- ZOMBIE!"
John Dory Immediately Whacked Tom Cruise With The Frying Pan, Knocking Him Out Cold.

Bruce Blinked Blankly At That.
".....Okay, He Might Be Dead Now"

~~~

~At The Photoshoot~

After Getting The Lead Male Role In A New Movie, The Starfish Staff Brought Branch To A Quick Photoshoot For Promotional Photos.

The Paparazzi Starfish Took Pictures As They Yelled Over One Another.
"BITTY B! BITTY B! OVER HERE! SMILE FOR US! GIVE US A POSE! BRANCH LOOK OVER HERE! BRING THE HANDSOME OUT! SMIRK FOR US! THERE YA GO! SHOW OUT THE BITTY BEAUTY! 📸 📸 📸"

Enjoying And Embracing The Attention, Branch Gave The Paparazzi Numerous Poses, Including A Very Familiar Pose From When He Was A Bitty Baby.

"Lookin Good There Branch! 👍"
Steven Starburg Gave A Thumbs Up To Branch.

Floyd Stood Beside Steven Starburg, With A Huge Grin.
"Ya Know That's My Brother? 😁"

"Yes, I'm Aware"
Steven Starburg Replied.

"Yeahhhhh And Since I Am, Did You Know I'm Somewhat Of A Makeup Guy? I Mean Just Check Out My Own On My Face?"
Floyd Gestured To His Own Face.

"Your Point?"
Steve Starburg Raised His Eyebrow At Floyd.

"Welllll Since Branch Is About To Become A Big Movie Star, I'm Definitely The One To Go To For Producing His Glamorous Makeup!"
Floyd Smirked Proudly.

"You Wanna Be His Makeup Artist So Bad? Then Why Don't YOU Produce Me A Toasted Bagel With Ham"
Steven Starburg Told Floyd.

"Oh- Um...I Guess This Is Show Business- ON IT SIR! NYYOOOOMMM!"
Floyd Dashed Off To The Snack Table, Doing A Naruto Run.

Branch Finished His Pictures And Went Back Over To Steven Starburg.
"Wow Mr. Starburg! That Was So Great! I Really Felt Like A Stand Out Guy With That Overwhelming Paparazzi Which Would Usually Effect My Social Anxiety- BUT WOW!"

Steven Starburg Chuckled.
"I'm Glad My Man! And Please, Call Me Steven"

"Okay Steven The Heathen! 👉"
Branch Said Awkwardly With Finger Guns.

"Feels Weird But I'll Allow It-"
Steven Starburg Shrugged.

"Not Only Social Anxiety, But Social Awkwardness"
Branch Said.

"Well Are You Ready To Start Filming??"
Steven Starburg Asked.

Branch Gasped, With His Eyes Sparkling.
"AM I?!?!?!?!?! 🤩 Well I Am, It's Just A Figure Of Speech Of Being Excited But- I AM! 🤩"

"Then Let's Get You To Set!"
Steven Starburg Wrapped His Arm Around Branch's Shoulder.

"What's The Movie Anyway Steven?"
Branch Questioned.

"Oh It's A Sci-Fi Romance Movie! Called The Birth From Outer Space"
Steven Starburg Replied.

"Sounds Like Something I'd Watch"
Branch Shrugged.

"And You'll Be Playing A Handsome Doctor!"
Steven Starburg Added On.

"Oooo! Poppy Always Said I'd Look Sexy As A Doctor- BUT A HANDSOME ONE?!?! SIGN ME UP!"
Branch Said Excitedly And Ready To Start Filming The Movie.

~~~

~At The Gift Shop~

Exploring Around Inside The Studio's Gift Shop, Clay Was Searching For A New Snailphone, After The One He Smashed From Earlier.

Clay Looked Along The Display's Of Numerous Snailphones.
"Hmmmm What To Chooseeee...What To Choooooseeeee..."

Starfish Joe, An Employee At The Gift Shop, Noticed Clay And Came Over.
"Oh Hello There! Are You Interested In Looking For A New Snailphone"

"Oh, Well I Am! I'm Looking For A Snailphone That Has Fast Internet And Can Hold My CPA Phone Calls...Perhaps A Snailphone That Looks Like Turbo?"
Clay Tapped His Chin.

"Just Trust Ol' Joe Over Here And I'll Set You Up With A Wizbang Snailphone"
Starfish Joe Ensured.

"Wizbang?"
Clay Raised His Eyebrow.

"JUST TRUST ME!!"
Starfish Joe Yelled At Clay.

"Okay Geez!"
Clay Backed Up A Little.

"Sorry, I'm Just Really Needing Someone To Finally Buy Something From Me! OR I COULD LOSE MY JOB FOR NOT DOING ENOUGH SALES!!!"
Starfish Joe Blurted Out.

"Chill Out There Patrick Star- Let's Just See If Any Of These Snailphones Catch My Eyeeee"
Clay Said As He Began To Walk Around To Look.

Clay Searched Around The Gift Shop Then Picked Up A Blue Snailphone.
"Oooo, This Is A Nice Blue Color"

"YUP! THAT'S A TOTAL NICE BLUE COLOR! WANT OL' JOE'S OPINION? I SAY, BUY THAT PHONE"
Starfish Joe Said Anxiously.

"Mmmm....Eh, It'll Match With My Skin Color And Blend In With My Ear, I Don't Knowwww.."
Clay Said Unsure.

"GOD DAMMIT DUDE! YOU'VE BEEN IN THIS GIFT SHOP FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES-"
Starfish Joe Said.

"Well, It Seems Like My Time Isn't Needed With Your Patience So I'll Jussssttt.."
Clay Straightened Up His Sweater Romper, Acting Like He Was About To Leave.

Starfish Joe Grabbed Clay's Arm.
"NONONO WAIT! Take Your Time"

"Thank You 😌"
Clay Nodded At Starfish Joe And Continued To Look Around.

Another Starfish Employee Came By To Help.
"Hello Sir, Need Help Finding A Snailpho-"

Starfish Joe Grabbed The Employee And Raised Him Up High.
"BACK OFF I GOT THIS ONE!!! 😡"

Starfish Joe Threw The Other Employee Through The Wall, Leaving A Star Shaped Hole In The Wall, And Everyone In The Gift Shop Just Blinked At That.

"Shall We? 😁"
Starfish Joe Innocently Grinned And Gestured To Clay Continue To Look Around.

~~~

~On The Set~

Preparing To Film The First Scene, The Starfish Staff Were Finish Setting Up The Set For The Scene, Which Was In A Hospital Room.

Meanwhile, Branch Was Getting Fitted For His Doctor Outfit, For The Role He Would Play In The Film. 👨‍⚕️🩺

"Maybe I Should Invest Being An Actual Doctor, This Feels Great!"
Branch Said, Checking Out His Doctor Costume.

"I'm Glad You Feel Great! Cause You're Special Like That Branch"
Steven Starburg Told To Branch.

"I'm Special 🤩....Special...Special...Special.."
Branch Said, Lost In A Daze As He Repeated The Word.

"LET'S GET READY TO FILM PEOPLE!"
Steven Starburg Shouted Out As The Film Crew Finished To Fix Up The Set.

"YESSSS LET'S FILM THIS THING!"
Branch Shouted Also.

Floyd Came Back To Steven Starburg With A Ham Bagel.
"MR. STEVEN STARBURG SIR! I GOT IT! Your Ham Bagel 😌 🥯"

"Thanks Emo Belt Buckle"
Steven Starburg Took The Bagel And Bit Into It.

"Sooooo Am I Cool Enough To Be My Brother' Makeup Artist Now? 😁"
Floyd Grinned Wide.

"Before You Do That, I Need YOU To Cool Down Our Sweaty Technician"
Steven Starburg Instructed.

"Pardon?"
Floyd Raised His Eyebrow.

Pointing Over At A Corner, A Sweaty Starfish, Who Was Hot From Working Too Much, Was Layed Out On A Chair, Desperate Of Being Cooled Down.

Steven Starburg Handed Floyd A Big Bag Of Ice.
"Thanks Champ"

Floyd Blinked At The Ice Bag, And Walked Over To The Sweaty Starfish Technician, And Awkwardly Placed The Ice Bag On His Stomach.

"Aaaaahhh...Ooooohhhh That Feels Betterrrrr..."
The Sweaty Starfish Technician Sighed Of Relief From Being Cooled.

"I-I-I'm Glad...🤢"
Floyd Looked Away As He Placed The Ice Bag On The Sweaty Starfish's Stomach, Trying Not To Gag.

"My Life Is Garbage-"
The Sweaty Starfish Blurted Out.

"Shucks To Hear That Champ.."
Floyd Said Awkwardly.

Steven Starburg Went Over To Branch.
"Branch! I'd Like You To Meet Your Co-Star"

Branch Gasped At Who It Was.
"NO WAY! IT'S THE TROLL VERSION OF MARGOT ROBBIE!"

Margot Robbie Smiled And Greeted Them.
"Hey There Bitty B! Ready To Start Shooting?"

"I SURE AM! By The Way, Loved You In The Troll Version Of The Barbie Movie!"
Branch Said.

"Thanks! I Can Tell You Have Totally Kenergy"
Margot Robbie Nodded.

"That Means I'm Kenough 🤩"
Branch's Eyes Sparkled For A Second.

"Okay Branch, So The Scene Is Your Entrance For Your Character. You're About To Deliever An Alien Baby From Margot Robbie's Pregnant Character"
Steven Starburg Explained.

"Makes Sense"
Branch Shrugged.

"Yep. Hey Julie, Tell Branch His First Line"
Steven Starburg Instructed.

"Your Line Is It's Gonna Be Me"
Starfish Julie Told Branch.

"It's Gonna Be You? But Aren't I The One Saying The Line?"
Branch Said, Confused.

"Noooo The Line Is It's Gonna Be Me".
Starfish Julie Repeated.

"But Why Are You Saying The Line If I'm The Lead Role???"
Branch Questioned.

"-.-"
Starfish Julie Glared At Branch's Slowness And Stupidity.

".....Ohhhhh That's The Line"
Branch Finally Realized.

"ALRIGHT PLACES PEOPLE!"
Steven Starburg Shouted.

Getting Off The Hospital Room Set, The Starfish Staff Made Way As The Camera And Lights Turned On To Begin Filming The Scene.

"LIGHTS! CAMERA! ANNNNND ACTION! 📣"
Steven Starburg Annonced To Begin Filming.

With The Signal To Begin Filming, The Troll Version Margot Robbie Was On A Hospital Bed, Acting As If She Was About To Give Birth Without Any Available Doctors Around To Help Her.

"HELP! ANYONE! I'M PREGNANT AND NO ONE'S HERE TO DELIEVER MY BABY....AAAH...IT'S COMING...WON'T SOMEBODY DELIEVER MY BABY??"
Margot Robbie Shouted In Plead And In A Little Pain.

In Dramatic Way With Dramatic Lighting, Branch's Character, Called "Doctor B", Came Into The Hospital Room And Spoke His First Line.

"I T ' S
G O N N A
B E
M A Y 👨‍⚕️ 🩺 "

"CUT!"
Steven Starburg Called Out.

"Huh? What Happened?"
Branch Said, Pulling Down His Mask.

"Branch, Buddy, You Said Your Line Wrong"
Steven Starburg Said.

"I Did?"
Branch Tilted His Head Confused.

"Yes. The Line Is It's Gonna Be Me. Not May"
Steven Starburg Corrected.

"Ohhh Okay! I Thought I Did Say It Right But I Apologize For My Pronouncing. I'm Ready Now!"
Branch Said, Pulling Back Up His Mask.

Take 2: 🎬

Doctor B Came Into The Hospital Room To Say His Line.
"It's Gonna Be mAy"

"CUT! Branch, It's Me! Not May! Okay??"
Steven Starburg Told Branch Again.

"Sorry! Okay Okay, I'm Ready This Time!"
Branch Said Positively.

Take 3: 🎬

Doctor B Came Into The Hospital Room Again Dramatically.
"It's Gonna Be maY"

"CUTTTTT! ME BRANCH! MEEEE! NOT MAY! ME!"
Steven Starburg Told Branch.

Branch Did A Salute Motion.
"Copy That! 🫡"

Take 4: 🎬

Branch Stepped In And Repeated His Line Incorrectly.
"𝕀𝕥'𝕤 𝔾𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝔹𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕪"

"CUT!"
Steven Starburg Yelled Out.

Take 56: 🎬

Branch Stepped In And Repeated His Line Incorrectly Again.
"🄸🅃'🅂 🄶🄾🄽🄽🄰 🄱🄴 🄼🄰🅈 "

"CUT!!"
Steven Starburg Yelled Out Again.

Take 234: 🎬

Branch Stepped In And Repeated His Line Incorrectly Once Again.
"🍔🔥 𝒾Ť'𝕤 ģⓄ𝕟ภ𝓐 𝓑乇 𝕄ⒶY 👊👣"

"CUT CUT CUT DAMMIT CUT!!!"
Steven Starburg Yelled Out Once Again, Even More Frustrated.

"It Was Better Working With The Troll Version Of Ryan Gosling 😒"
Margot Robbie Rolled Her Eyes, Talking To Herself.

"I Don't Get Why I'm Not Getting The Line Right 🤔"
Branch Tapped His Chin, Wondering.

"Ugggghhhhh.."
The Entire Set Crew Groaned To Themselves Out Loud.

"Maybe I Should Try Reverse Psychology....Okay Branch, The Line Now Is It's Gonna Be May"
Steven Starburg Told Branch.

"Ooo, A Change To The Script? Got It!"
Branch Nodded, Understanding.

"ANNNND ACTION! 📣"
Steven Starburg Announced.

Doctor B Came Into The Hospital Room Dramatically And Said His Line.
"It's Gonna Be Me"

"That's Good! Keep Rolling!"
Steven Starburg Whispered To The Cameraman.

Margot Robbie Pretended To Push Out Her Incoming Baby.
"AAAAH...HERE IT COMESSS.."

Branch Got Out His Medical Equipment And Acted Out Delivering The Baby From Margot Robbie, And Doing It Successfully.

"And Cue The Alien Baby Prop!"
Steven Starburg Signaled Out.

Doctor B Took Out A Fake Alien Baby And Held It Into The Light.
"Ma'am....It's A Beautiful Alien Baby?"

The Fake Alien Baby Puked Out Some Jello Out Of It's Mouth, Making It Seem Like Baby Vomit.

"Ewwww That's Cold! But Tastes Lile Jello!"
Branch Reacted To The Jello On His Face.

"Uhhh...We'll Just Cut That Part Out. Keep Rolling!"
Steven Starburg Said.

Margot Robbie Grinned Thankfully At Doctor B, As She Breathed Heavily.
"Thank You So Much Doc! And Ooo, He Looks Great In Your Hands...Your Very Handsome Hands~"

Doctor B Chuckled And Placed The Alien Baby In A Crib.
"Just Doing My Job Ma'am, No Need To Thank Me"

"Well, There Is One Way I Can Thank You Doctor B~"
Margot Robbie Sat Up, Getting Close To Branch.

"Paying For Your Hospital Stay Insurance?"
Doctor B Replied, Making A Joke.

"This~"
Margott Robbie Grabbed Doctor B By His Coat.

Pulling Him In At Sudden, Margot Robbie Lured Branch Forward And Into A Deep Kiss, Leaving Branch's Eyes To Widen At Shock.

Branch Immediately Parted Away From Margot Robbie.
"WHOAAAAA! WHOA WHOA WHOA!"

"?"
Margot Robbie Stared At Branch Confusingly.

"Uhhh- What's The Problem?"
Steven Starburg Questioned.

"She Just Kissed Me!"
Branch Said, Wiping His Mouth At The Same Time.

"Yeahhhh So?"
Steven Starburg Said.

"It's In The Script-"
Margot Robbie Held Up The Script And Pointed At It.

"Okay But Um...Heh...I Have A Girlfriend 👉👈
Branch Said, Fiddling His Fingers Nervously.

"And?"
Steven Starburg Raised His Eyebrow.

"Well I'm A Loyal Man. Ya Know, Boyfriend Girlfriend...Level Of Trust...Broppy Foreverrrr 😁"
Branch Grinned, Awkwardly.

"Branch, It's Acting! None Of It Is Real"
Steven Starburg Told Him.

"Yeah But...I Just...I Don't Know.."
Branch Looked Away Embarrassed, Rubbing His Neck.

"Maybe This Is A Good Time For A Little Break. Take 20 Everyone!"
Steven Starburg Shouted Out.

"I'll Be In My Dressing Room! Heh.."
Branch Awkwardly Walked Away From The Set Quickly And To His Dressing Room.

"Does That Meannnn? 😁"
Floyd Bounced His Eyebrows At Steven Starburg.

"Yes, You Can Do His Makeup In His Dressing Room .___."
Steven Starburg Allowed.

"BOOYAKASHA! NYYYYOOOOOM"
Floyd Dashed Off To Follow Branch To His Dressing Room, Doing The Naruto Run Again.

~~~

~Outside~

Meanwhile, Outside Of The Studio, In The Parking Lot, John Dory And Bruce Were Still Trying To Deal With Their Tom Cruise Murder Situation.

Coming Over To Rhonda, Bruce Dragged Over A Trash Bag, With Tom Cruise's Body Inside Of It, While Bitty Bruce Followed Them Innocently, Eating A Bag Of Chips.

"OKAY, WE DID STEP ONE! NOW STEP TWO"
John Dory Said.

Bruce Let Go Of The Trash Bag.
"I Can't Believe I Let You Talk Me Into Stuffing A Celebrity's Dead Body Into A Trash Bag! THIS IS TOO DARK! EVEN FOR A SQUARE JAW LIKE YOU"

"SHUT UP BRUCE, JUST SHUT UP! WE GOTTA GET RID OF THE BODY COMPLETELY"
John Dory Said.

"GODDDDD YOU EVEN SOUND LIKE A MURDER!"
Bruce Said.

"HEY! I DIDN'T MURDER TOM! IT WAS THAT DEMON CHILD OF YOURS!"
John Dory Gestured At Bitty Bruce.

Bruce Covered Bitty Bruce's Ears.
"JOHN! HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT YOUR NEPHEW"

"WELL IT'S TRUE! AND HE KNOWS IT!"
John Dory Said.

"😊"
Bitty Bruce Smiled Happily With A Blush, Knowing Damn Well He Was A Demon Baby.

"NOW WE GOTTA DITCH THE BODY"
John Dory Took Out A Shovel From His Hair, Starting To Dig A Hole In The Ground.

"JOHN- THIS IS YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR IN THE WORLD AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA SEND HIM OFF BY STUFFING HIM SOME DIRT???"
Bruce Said.

John Dory Stopped Digging And Realized.
"You're Absolutely Right Bruce! Tom Deserves A Better Fate Than That!"

"Such As?"
Bruce Asked.

"Hmmmm.."
John Dory Tapped His Chin To Think.

Suddenly, The Trash Bag Moved A Little, Where The Sound Of Slight Groaning From Tom Cruise Was Heard.

"AH- HE MOVED!"
John Dory Reacted With Instinct And Whacked The Shovel On The Trash Bag.

".____________."
Bruce Just Stared At Idiotic Relative He Has To Call A Brother.

"Well. At Least Now He's Dead Dead"
John Dory Said.

"JOHN!!!!"
Bruce Yelled At Him.

"OKAY OKAY! LOOK, THERE'S ANOTHER BETTER SOLUTION TO GET RID OF HIS BODY"
John Dory Said.

"WHICH IS?"
Bruce Questioned.

"👀"
John Dory Slowly Turned Around And Glanced His Eyes At Rhonda.

"?!?!?!"
Rhonda Realized What John Dory Meant And Got Scared Immediately From The Idea.

"Want Some Dinner Rhonda? It's Called Tom Cruise Alamode 😁"
John Dory Grinned At Rhonda.

"What Are You Planning???"
Bruce Asked.

"DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT- JUST KEEP WATCH WHILE I GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE"
John Dory Instructed Bruce.

"UGGGHHH"
Bruce Groaned As He Ran Away To Make Sure No One Was Watching.

"Alright Rhondaaa...OPEN UP THE ARMADILLO HATCH!"
John Dory Put His Goggles On And Leaped On Rhonda To Try To Open Up Her Mouth.

Rhonda Shook Her Head As She Tried To Keep Her Mouth Closed, Not Wanting To Eat The Dead Body Of Tom Cruise.

"COME ON RHONDAAAA! OPEN UP FOR DADDDYYYY!"
John Dory Said, Struggling To Open Rhonda's Mouth.

"😊"
Bitty Bruce Smiled Innocently, Watching His Uncle Struggle To Fix The Mess He Caused.

Bruce Ran Back To The Area.
"JOHN, IS IT OVER YET?"

"DAH!"
John Dory Got Flung Onto The Ground From Rhonda Refusing To Open Her Mouth.

"Well??"
Bruce Helped John Dory Off The Ground.

"She Must Be On Her Armadillo Period -.-"
John Dory Glared Up At Rhonda.

"🙄 💅"
Rhonda Rolled Her Eyes With Sass, And Turned Away From Her Square Owner.

"Ugggghh! What Do We Do Now???"
Bruce Said Frustrated.

John Dory Sighed, Knowing What Had To Be Done.
"Well...If Rhonda Won't Eat It...There's Only One Thing We Can Do.."

~~~

~At The Gift Shop~

Meanwhile, Back At The Gift Shop, Clay Was Still Struggling To Find A Snailphone He Wanted To Get, While Starfish Joe Was Being Stressed Out.

Clay Examined A Golden Snailphone With Shades On.
"Ooooo, A Gold Snailphone Could Potentially Work For A CPA Officer"

"Yes Yes! That's One Of The Most Popular Snailphones We Have! Perfect For A Fella Like You!"
Starfish Joe Said, As He Was Sweating From Stress.

"Mmmmm.."
Clay Picked Up The Snailphone, Debating If He Should Get It.

"O-OH GOD...PLEASE BUY IT 😓 WILL YOU BUY IT?!?!??!?!"
Starfish Joe Begged With His Life.

Clay Debated To Himself.

"Hm, I Don't Know, It's Cool. But Does It Really Say ✨️ C P A ✨️"

"I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! 😓😓😓"
Starfish Joe Replied, Grabbing His Head In Frustration.

"Dude, You Good?"
Clay Asked.

"NOT REALLY! BUY THE DAMN SNAIL!"
Starfish Joe Yelled At Clay In A Stressful Tone.

"Well...Okay! I'll Take This One"
Clay Gestured To The Golden Snailphone.

"REALLY??? Great! Phew! Terrific! That'll Be $22.95"
Starfish Joe Told Clay.

Clay Felt His Pockets And Realized Something.
"Oh Wait- I Didn't Bring Any Money"

"AHAHAHA 😃.......AAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭"
Starfish Joe Slowly Went On His Knees And Cried Out Loud.

"..."
Clay Just Stood There, Staring At Him.

"AUGUGUGUGHHHHH...😭😖"
Starfish Joe Crawled Underneath A Table And Went Into A Fetal Position.

"......🏃‍♂️"
Clay Immediately Ran Out Of The Gift Shop, Along With The Golden Snailphone, To Not Make It Seem Like He Was Involved With Starfish Joe.

~~~

~In The Dressing Room~

After The Fail And Awkwardness Of Filming His First Scene, Branch Was Back In His Dressing Room On A Chair, As Floyd Was Fixing Up His Makeup Before Heading Back Out.

"Just A Little Bit Of This! Little Bit Of That! Add Some Glitter!"
Floyd Said As He Fixed Up Branch's Face.

Branch Coughed A Little From The Makeup.
"H-Hey! Easy Floyd"

"Oh Don't Worry Branch! When I'm Done, You'll Be Looking Like Such A Sophisticated Movie Star!"
Floyd Chuckled As He Patted The Makeup Brush On Branch's Face.

Branch Coughed A Little More.
"Can't Wait.."

As Floyd Was Finishing Up, He Noticed Branch Didn't Seem As Enthusiastic As He Was When They First Got To Stardom Pictures.

"Branch? You Okay? Wanna Talk About Anything?"
Floyd Asked.

"Whaaaat? Pffft Noooo I'm Good 😁"
Branch Smiled Wide, And Also Looked Like As If Wanted To Cry.

"Branch, You Have A Tell. You Smile And Look Like You Want To Cry, And It Makes It Looks Like It Hurts Your Face"
Floyd Told Him.

"How Do You And Poppy Do That???"
Branch Said.

"C'monnn Talk To Me"
Floyd Encouraged.

Branch Sighed And Ears Drooped Down.
"It's This Whole Movie Thing...I'm Way Over My Head. I Thought It'd Be Fun But Didn't Know I Had To Kiss Anyone! I'm Loyal To Poppy! She's The One And Only!"

"Aw Branch, That's Sweet Of You To Say About Poppy But...It Was Just Acting. It Wasn't Real"
Floyd Replied.

"I Know...It's Just...I Can't See Me Kissing Anyone Other Than Poppy.."
Branch Frowned, Looking Down A Little.

Floyd Stopped Applying Makeup And Looked His Brother In The Eye.
"Branch, Why Did You Even Want To Do This Movie Role In The First Place?"

"Well...Mainly Cause Of What I Said Back In Rhonda Earlier.."
Branch Said.

"About Not Having A Special Thing To Make You Stand Out From Us?"
Floyd Raised His Eyebrow.

"Yeah That.."
Branch Replied, Nodding.

"Listen To Me Branch, You're The Most Special One Of Us All! You Were A Baby Who Could Sing A Falsetto Made Of Gold And Have The Voice Of An Angel! You Grew Up To Be A Survivor, Made Great Friends, Came Together With A Delightful Girl, Saved The World Literally Twice, Then Even Though You Had Trauma...You Helped Get Our Brothers Back Together To Save My Life"
Floyd Put His Hand On His Heart.

Listening To His Brothers Words, Branch Remembered All Those Things And Realized How Much Special Things He Has Already Achieved From That.

"If That Isn't Someone Special....Then I Don't Know Who Is. Sure We May Have Hobbies That Define Us, But You Have The Biggest Heart Full Of Many Specialties That Defines You"
Floyd Told His Brother In A Comforting Voice.

Branch Gained A Smile On His Face, Feeling More Special Of Himself.
"Thanks Floyd, You Always Know How To Make Someone Feel Good About Themselves"

Floyd Nodded With A Grin.
"It Was Family Does. Now Don't Force Yourself To Go Through With This Movie If You Don't Wanna"

Branch Knew He Didn't Want To And Wanted To Leave.
"You're Right. Let's Get Back On The Road"

~~~

~On The Set~

Coming Back To The Movie Set, Branch And Floyd Marched To The Crew And Steven Starburg, To Tell Them They Quit With The Movie.

Branch Inhaled And Spoke Out.
"Steven! I'm Here To Say That-"

"Oh Hey Branch. It's Sir To You 🤨, And You Can Drop Your Doctor's Costume Off By Wardrobe"
Steven Starburg Told Him, Going Through His Clipboard.

"Wait- What?"
Branch Said.

"What About Your Movie? Who's Gonna Be The Doctor?"
Floyd Asked.

"Oh, We Scrapped That Off. Now We're Doing A Western Cowboy Movie Taking Place In Space! AND IT'S A MUSICAL!"
Steven Starburg Told Them.

"WHAT!?!??!"
Branch And Floyd Say Together.

"How Do You Scrap A Movie And Develop A New One That Fast???"
Branch Said.

"That's Movie Business And Hollywood For Ya. Later!"
Steven Starburg Waved And Walked Away.

"....Well That Could've Gone Better-"
Branch Said Awkwardly.

Approaching Behind The Two Brothers, The Boyband Of Kismet, With Hype, Ablaze, Trickee, And Boom, Came To Them, As They Were In Spacesuits, With Cowboy Hats.

"BRANCH???"
Hype, Ablaze, Trickee, And Boom All Say, Surprised To See Their Bandmate And Friend.

Branch Turned Around.
"Guys? GUYS! HEYYYY!"

"What's Up My Brotha!"
Ablaze Dapped Up Branch.

"What Are You Doing Here??"
Trickee Asked.

"Oh Ya Know, Just On A Lil Family Road Trip, Just Passing Through And Wanted A Movie Studio Tour. What Are You Guys Doing Here?"
Branch Asked Them.

"We Just Got Casted In A Brand New Movie!"
Ablaze Replied.

"It's Called...West Of Space"
Trickee Said In A Deep Dramatic Voice.

"It's Supposed To Be A Musical About Cowboys Who Travel Into Space! Cause Apparently The Last Movie They Were Trying To Film Here Was A Trainwreck"
Hype Explained To Branch.

"I'm Sure It Was! Totally Don't Know Anything About That"
Branch Looked Away, Awkwardly.

"So They Called Us Of Kismet To Star In It! We Couldn't Have Been More Honored 🤩"
Ablaze's Eyes Sparkled For A Momemt.

"All Of Kismet? They Didn't Ask For Me?"
Branch Raised His Eyebrow.

"Nah, They Didn't. Who Knows Why"
Trickee Shrugged.

"Yeah Who Knowsss....Oh! You Guys Remember Floyd?"
Branch Gestured At His Brother.

Floyd Was Stuck In A Lovestruck Gaze, As He Was Staring Deeply At Boom, Blushing Extremely And Daydreaming, As Lovey Dovey Music Played In His Head. 🩷

🩷 This rainy day
is temporary 🩷

🩷 The contrast is
why we got 'em 🩷

🩷 The sun shining through
is just a cloud- 🩷

🩷 Away, way, way,
way, way, way~ 🩷

🩷 Way, way, way way,
way, way, way~ 🩷

Floyd Couldn't Speak Normally, As He Was Too Lovestruck By Boom.
"Ba..Ba...Ba...Ba...Ba...Ba...Ba..Ba.."

"That's A Sheep Noise Right? Or Is It A Fox? 🤔 Or Who Knows What The Fox Says"
Boom Shrugged, Oblivious.

"Ba...Ba...Ba...Ba...Ba...Ba.."
Floyd Still Couldn't Speak Properly.

"I Hope The Sheep Curse Hasn't Affected You Though Floyd"
Boom Tilted His Head.

Floyd Shook His Head, Snapping Out Of It.
"OH UM SORRY- I WAS JUST THINKING OF A Hunk Of Meat 😍 I MEAN UH! WALKING ON SUNSET BEACHES! HUSH HUSH HUSH BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH YOU'RE MY BIG FAT CRUSH! ARRRGGHHHHH!!!"

"Yeeesh, That Sheep Curse Has Really You Affected Huh Floyd. Well It Works Out Cause It Does Make You Cute! 😁"
Boom Said, Grinning.

Floyd Giggled Weirdly, Wiggling His Fingers Rapidly By His Face.
"hEhHehHehehHehehehHeh 🥹"

Trickee Got In Between Them.
"Sorry To Wrap Up This Lovefest Going On Here, But We Gotta Get To Set Guys!"

"AWWWEEE HERE WE GO NOW!"
Ablaze Shouted Out, As He Ran To The Set.

"See Ya Later Cute Sheep!"
Boom Waved At Floyd And Followed His Bandmates To The Movie Set.

"WAIT BEFORE YOU GO WE SHOULD HAVE DINNER SOME TIME! OOP 🙊"
Floyd Blurted Out Loudly, Before Covering His Mouth Of Embarrassment.

Boom Stopped And Turned Around.
"What Was That?"

"Just Was Wondering If You'd Be Up For Dinner...With Me...One Day?"
Floyd Asked Him.

"😀"
Boom Just Had A Big Clueless Grin, Not Understanding.

"D i n n e r
S o m e t i m e
M e "
Floyd Said In Slower Terms.

"YAAAAYYY 😄👏"
Boom Clapped His Hands With A Cheer, Excitedly.

"C'mon Skittles!"
Hype Grabbed Boom's Arm, Pulling Him Away.

"Smooth Rainbow Romeo, Real Smooth"
Branch Smirked And Nudged His Brother Teasingly.

"He Just Makes My Heart Go Boom-Boom 🥰"
Floyd Said, Holding His Heart Beat.

Steven Starburg Yelled Out As He Sat On The Director's Chair.
"ANNNNND ACTION! 📣"

Performing Their Musical Number For Their New Movie, Kismet Sang And Danced In Their Space Cowboy Outfits On Their Western Outer Space Movie Set. 👨‍🚀 🤠 🏜 🚀

🎵 If you wanna flyyyyy,
come and take a ride! 🎵

🎵 Take a space ride
with the cowboy, baby! 🎵

🎵 If you wanna flyyyyy,
come and take a ride! 🎵

🎵 Take a space ride
with the cowboy, baby! 🎵

🎵 Why-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-
yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yay! 🎵

🎵 Why-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-
yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yo! 🎵

🎵 Why-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-
yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yay! 🎵

🎵 Why-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-
yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yo! 🎵

~~~

~Back Outside~

After Exiting Out Of Stardom Pictures, Branch, Floyd, And Clay Walked Back Into Rhonda Where John Dory And Bruce, Along With Bitty Bruce Were Waiting.

"You Really Stole A Golden Snailphone?"
Floyd Said To Clay.

"The Guy Was Stressin' So I Had To Just Take It And Dip"
Clay Replied.

Branch Chuckled To Himself.
"Well I'm Glad We Can All Just Get Back On The Road And-"

John Dory Was Smiling Wide At His 3 Brothers As They Entered Rhonda.
"😁"

"Uhhhh.."
Branch, Floyd, And Clay All Say Confused At John Dory Looking Suspicious.

"I Wouldn't Even Ask If I Was You"
Bruce Shook His Head, Holding Bitty Bruce In His Arms.

Floyd Noticed The Large Trash Bag On The Couch.
"Um John...Gonna Regret Asking But What's With The Trash Bag?"

"And Why's It Look Like There's Something In It?"
Clay Gestured.

"Okay So 😁 I Got Some Good News And Some Bad News"
John Dory Told Them.

"Can We Hear The Good News First?"
Branch Said.

"Well, Good News Is, I Met Tom Cruise!"
John Dory Said.

"That's Great!"
Floyd Replied.

"Bad News Is.....weaccidentallymurderedhimandnowwehavetoeathim 😁"
John Dory Blurted Out All At Once.

"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Branch, Clay, And Floyd Yell Out At John Dory.

John Dory Took The Trash Bag Off Of Tom Cruise To Reveal His Somwhat Dead Body, And Flopped On The Couch.

"YOU MURDERED THE TROLL VERSION OF TOM CRUISE??!?!?!"
Branch Said.

"IN MY DEFENSE....Bitty Bruce Killed Him"
John Dory Gestured.

"😁 🔪"
Bitty Bruce Twirled The Pocket Knife In His Little Hand.

"ENOUGH SON!"
Bruce Snatched The Pocket Knife Away From His Son.

"OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD WHAT DO WE DO?!?!? WE CAN'T BE INVOLVED IN A MURDER!!!"
Floyd Said.

"BETTER YET, ANOTHER ONE! COUNTING THE RANDOM PEOPLE WE MADE CRASH ON THIS TRIP!"
Branch Mentioned.

"AS A CPA OFFICER, I HERBY ARREST ALL OF YOU SO I DON'T GET INVOLVED-"
Clay Stated To Them.

"CLAY!!!! -.-"
The Brothers All Glared At Their Middle Brother.

"Fineeee....Just John 😊"
Clay Smiled Happily.

"Sh! Sh! Wait...He's Coming To.."
Branch Noticed And Whispered.

"U-Uuugghhhh.."
Tom Cruise Ross His Head Up, Slowly Regaining Consciousness.

"Don't You Dare-"
Bruce Stopped John Dory From Whacking Tom Cruise With A Frying Pan Again.

"W-Wha...What Happened.."
Tom Cruise Said In Pain.

"Heh Heh...Heyyyy There Tommy Boyyyy...You Just Got A Slight Minor Hit By A Stage Light...And Whacked Several Times...And Were Almost About To Be Eaten"
John Dory Said.

"H-Hey...Yeah! I Did Get Hit With Something! AND YOU WERE THERE SQUARE BLOCK OF GOGGLES!"
Tom Cruise Said, Recognizing John Dory.

"YES BUT LOOK LOOK, We're Gonna Let Ya Go...As Long As You Don't Tell Anyone About This 😁"
John Dory Said With An Innocent Smile.

"Are You Nuts?! As Soon As You Let Me Go, I'm Going Straight To The Police!"
Tom Cruise Told The Brothers.

John Dory Blankly Stared At Him.
"......Well In That Case-"

W H A C K !

~~~

From Being Whacked By A Square Again, Tom Cruise Flung Out The Window Of Rhonda And Up Into The Sky.

In The Forest, Two Growl Beasts Were Sitting On The Grass, Looking Hungry And Bored They Didn't Have Anything To Eat.

"Man I Hate Being Hungry.."
One Of The Growl Beast's Spoke.

"You Said It Pal.."
The Other Growl Beast Spoke In Agreement.

Until, Crashing Down, Tom Cruise Landed Down In The Middle Of Both Growl Beasts, Not Moving And Unconscious Again.

The Growl Beasts's Smirked At Each Other And Knew What They Could Eat.
"Giggity 🍽 "

On To The Final Location..

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