~At Night~

At Grandma Rosiepuff's Pod, As The Night Time Rolled Around, Grandma Rosiepuff Was Setting Out A Map Of The School For The Parent Teacher Conference.

"Okay So First I Start Off At The Gym For Spruce, Then Head To Floyd's Teacher? Wait No! John Dory Then Clay! No No What About Spruce? I Just Said Him! UGGGGHHH! Maybe I'll Just Go With The Flow"
Grandma Rosiepuff Examined Her Map.

Noticing It Was Getting Close To The Time, Grandma Rosiepuff Put Her Map In Her Hair, Grabbed Her Purse, And Was About To Head Out.

Before She Could Leave, Grandma Rosiepuff Wanted To Give Her Grandsons A Final Glance Before Leaving.

Opening The Door To The Bedroom, Grandma Rosiepuff Slowly Peaked In The Dark Bedroom, Seeing Her Five Grandsons Sleeping Under Their Blankets, But Unable To See Their Heads.

"Aw, Hope You All Do Good Tonight...Sweet Dreams My Little Peachfuzzes"
Grandma Rosiepuff Grinned And Carefully Closed The Bedroom Door.

What Grandma Rosiepuff Didn't Know, Underneath The Blankets Of Each Bed Wasn't One Of The Brothers, Leading It To Be Piles Of BroZone Plushie's Instead To Make It Look Like Their Bodies.

~~~

~At The School~

Later In The Night, It Was Time For The Parent Teacher Conference At TrollTree High, And All Of The Parents From Each Student Had Arrived, But No Kids Were Allowed On Campus During This Event.

The Parents Were All Chatting With One Another Before The Conferences Started, And Eating Some Snacks As They Waited.

Meanwhile, In The Walls Of The School, The Brothers Were Following Bono To His Hideout Where He Stayed In During School Hours.

Bono Pushed Some Wood Away And Entered His Hideout.
"Here We Are! Welcome To My Personal Classroom Hideout!"

In The Hideout, It Was Pretty Dirty And Dull, With Some Dusty Ol' Books, Broken Pencils, Rusty Old School Equipment The School Threw Out.

"...."
The Brothers Looked Around At The Place, Confused And Weirded Out.

"This...Is Where You Stay During School?"
Spruce Gestured.

"I Know It May Not Seem As Much, But It's Mine! And I Make It Work"
Bono Shrugged.

".....Hooooow?"
John Dory Questioned.

"Actually I Really Don't Know How It Works. I'm Kidding! I'm Not! I-I Don't Know 😁"
Bono Gave Them A Weird Grin.

Clay Sniffed Around.
"This Place Smells Donkey Balls!"

"CLAY!"
The Brothers Glare At Their Brother.

"WHAT?? You Want Me To Sugarcoat That This Place Is Nice When It's A Dump?! I SEE A COCKROACH RIDING ON A TURD!"
Clay Pointed.

"🪳 🖕 💩"
The Cockroach Flipped Clay Off And Kept Riding The Piece Of Poop.

"Well Some Of This Stuff Is From The Original Owner, Pedro!"
Bono Said.

Floyd Raised His Eyebrow.
"And Who's Pedr-"

"MY NAME IS PEDRO AND I'M SCARED OF NOTHING! 🔪"
Bono Spoke In A Different Voice And Held Up A Knife.

"AH!"
The Brothers Flinch At The Knife.

Bono Chuckles And Bends The Knife.
"Relax Guys, It's Just My Plastic Knife! I Used It In Some Of My Old Pranks To Scare The Others"

"Well It Definitely Worked"
John Dory Said.

Floyd Went Over To Bono, Looking Around The Hideout.
"This Is Really Where You've Been Staying Bono? For The Past 2 Years?"

"Yep. After My Pranking Rage Was Over, I Wanted To Stay In Here Where I Can Sorta Be Connected With My Fellow Students!....Through The Walls"
Bono Patted On The Wall Gently.

"What About Your Parents?"
Floyd Asked, Tilting His Head.

"Oh! Don't Worry, I Don't Actually Live Here. I Just Come Here Every School Day. I Actually Just Live With My Mom. Since I Never Have A Chance Tk Graduate, Well I Just Come To School Anyway To At Least Show My Mom That There's Some Hope"
Bono Rubbed His Arm.

"Awe Bonoooo, Well, You Can't Stay In Here For The Entirety Of School"
Floyd Said.

"Pffft, Why Not? I Got Everything I Need Here! Books, Materials, Equipment, Entertainment! Like A Play Called The Cockroach Who Cried...Cockroach! 🪳"
Bono Held Up Two Cockroach's Dressed In Outfits.

"Eeugh! But- You're Missing Out On The Greatness That Is School!"
Floyd Said.

"Not Necessarily...I'm Still Connected With The School! Just...From A Distance"
Bono Replied.

"What Do You Mea-"
Floyd Almost Finished His Sentence, Until He Noticed Something.

Seeing A Desk That Was Close To A Small Crack In The Wall, Floyd Made His Way Over To Feel The Dusty Desk And Looked Through The Crack Of The Wall To See A Whole Classroom.

Floyd Realized How Bono Listens In On Classrooms Through The Cracks Of The Wall, Feeling Even More Bad For Him.

Floyd Went Over To His Brothers And Whispered.
"Okay Guys, Bono Needs Help!"

"Physically Or Mentally 🤨"
Clay Blurted.

Floyd Rolled His Eyes.
"I'm Serious! He's Been In Here Too Long Now, And He Needs To Get Out! He Should See How Great It Is To Experience School With Everyone Else!"

Clay Snickered.
"HA! See"

"Stop Making Fun Of Him And Listen To Me!"
Floyd Crossed His Arms.

"This Seems Like His Choice Floyd. And Who Are We To Change His Way Of Doing School?"
Spruce Said.

"Hmmm, Let's See...GOOD PEOPLE!"
Floyd Yelled At Spruce.

John Dory Patted Floyd's Hair.
"Little Brother, We Have Bigger Matters To Figure Out Than Mr. Bucket Heads Backstory Lore. Right Now, We Need To Focus On The Prize!"

"The Mega Fluffleberry Cake.."
Spruce And Clay Say, About To Start Fantasizing Again About The Cake.

✨️ Hungry eyeessss~ ✨️

🎵 One look at you and
I can't disguise I've got- 🎵

Spruce And Clay Snap Out Of Their Daydreaming And Nodded In Agreement With John Dory.

"John's Right!"
Spruce Said.

"We Gotta Stay Focused And Eyes On The Prize! Can't Worry About No-Sight MaGee Over There"
Clay Gestured.

"😄"
Bono Danced Around With His Cockroach's In The Back. 🪳

"....Eeeugh!"
The Brothers Shivered At The Cockroach's With Bono.

Baby Branch Pushed Something Over To The Brothers.
"Okay Guys! If We're Going To Get Good Reviews From The Conferences And Get That Fluffleberry Cake. We're Gonna Have To Prank Hard! But Don't Worry, Ol' Bitty B's Got Us Covered! All We Gotta Do Is Follow The Board"

Baby Branch Presented His "Vision Board" That Displayed A Chart Showing The Positive Side 👍 And The Negative Side 👎 Of Which Brother Gets Placed Where After A Review, With A Fluffleberry Cake In The Center.

"Whoaaaa! Nice Vision Board Baby Branch"
Spruce Gestured.

"And Not At All Insane Looking.."
Clay Shook His Head.

"Thank Youuuuu, Now To Explain, After Each Prank And Review We Get, We Place A Symbol That Defines Each Of Us On The Positive Or Negative Side! Unicorn Is For Floyd 🦄 , Skateboard Is For Spruce 🛹, Book Is For Clay 📖, And Binky Is For Me!"
Baby Branch Gestured.

"Ooooo, Smart!"
Floyd Said Impressed.

"And This Square Is For...The Obvious"
Baby Branch Pointed At The Square Symbol. 🟩

"Pffft- For Who?"
John Dory Chuckled To Himself, As He Picked His Nose.

"🤨🤨🤨🤨"
The Brothers Gave John Dory An Eyebrow Raise, Wondering How He Didn't Realize.

John Dory Realized Who The Square Symbol Represented.
".....**** You All -.-"

~~~

~In The Hallway~

The Parents Were Still Waiting For The Parent Teacher Conference To Begin, As Mr. Crank Came Out To Speak To Them.

"ATTENTION PARENTS! I'm Principal Crank And I Wanna Thank You All For Coming This Evening As This Conference Is About To Start And You Get To Meet Your Little Angel's Teachers!"
Mr. Crank Told The Parents.

"YEAHHHHH! I'M READY TO HEAR HOW MY SON'S BEEN WIGGLIN UP THE SCHOOL INDUSTRY WITH HIS STUFF!!!"
Toby's Dad Shouted.

"You're Drunk Sir-"
Mr. Crank Blurted.

"YEEEEAAAAAHHH! 🕺🥥"
Toby's Dad Belly Danced Randomly.

Mr. Crank Continued.
"Tonight, As You Meet Your Kids Teachers, You'll Find Out If They're Delinquents Or Not! Troubled Or Not! Or If You've Been Cheated Or Lied To!"

"I Knew It-"
A Mother Slapped Her Husband.

"So Without Further Ado! Let's Get This Start And Get These Punishments Rolling! I MEAN UH- Classes Rolling 😊"
Mr. Crank Smiled Innocently.

The Bell Began To Ring 🔔, As The Parents Followed Their Kids Schedules To Head Over To Their Classrooms, As Well As Grandma Rosiepuff To See Her Grandson's Teachers.

~~~

Back In The Hideout, The Brothers Were Listening In On The Outside And Hearing The Conferences Were About To Start.

"Okay Guys! It's About To Start! We Have To Nail These Pranks To Get Our Positive Reviews! Then Hello Mega Fluffleberry Cake!"
John Dory Told His Brothers.

"YESSS!"
Spruce, Clay, And Floyd Cheer Together.

"Grandma's Heading To The First Class! You Got The Prank Ready Bono?...Bono?"
John Dory Looked Behind Him.

Leaning Against The Wall, Bono Was Pulling His Bucket Over His Head More Than Usual, As He Was Getting Nervous And Panicky.

Baby Branch Went Over To Bono And Tapped His Leg.
"Hey, What's Wrong Bono? Aren't You Ready?"

"N-No!...I'm Terrified! I Haven't Pranked In 2 Years...I Don't Wanna Make Things Worse For Me If I Get Caught! I'm A Bad Kid Afterall.."
Bono Replied, Feeling Second Thoughts.

"Buck Up Mister! Look At Me"
Baby Branch Attemped To Take The Bucket Off Bono's Head.

"NO NO! It's My Bucket Of Shame.."
Bono Frowned, Pulling The Bucket Back Down.

Baby Branch Sighed And Stopped.
"Okay Fine. But Please Bono, By Helping Us Do This, We'll Still Be Known As Good Kids To Our Grandma! And...You'll Be A Good Kid In Our Eyes"

Clay Snickered.
"But Not In His Eyes-"

"SHH!"
Floyd Elbowed Clay In The Rib.

"Really?"
Bono Turned His Head To Baby Branch.

Baby Branch Nodded.
"Really Really! And After All This Is Done, You Won't Have To Hide Anymore."

"Why Not..?"
Bono Asked.

"Cause....You'll Have New Friends To Hang With"
Baby Branch Insured.

Feeling A Lil More Better And More Reassured By The Possibility Of No Longer Hiding, Bono Stood Up With More Confidence And Ready For Action.

"Alright! Let's Do This"
Bono Said With Pride In His Tone.

"YAAAY BONO! 👏"
Baby Branch Clapped His Hands.

"Okay Mr. Menace, What's Our First Act?"
John Dory Asked.

"Wait! Mhm...Mhm...Mhm...👂"
Bono Leaned Against The Wall, To Hear Even With The Bucket On His Head.

"What Is It?"
Floyd Asked.

"Well It Sounds Like Your Grandma Is Heading To The First Class, Which Is The Gym"
Bono Told The Brothers.

"Then That Means!"
Baby Branch Knew Who Was First.

Spruce Gulped As His Pupils Shrunk.
"....I'm First..."

Baby Branch Ran Over To His Vision Board And Picked Up The Skateboard Sticker. 🛹

"What Prank Are You Gonna Do? I Brought My Prankster Book Guide #47 For Backup!"
Clay Held Up A Book.

Bono Chuckled.
"Amateur Hourrrr, I Don't Need A Book. All I Need His My Head"

"And That Head Is Covered In A Dirty Old Bucket-"
Clay Said.

"Still! I Know How To Handle A Gym Teacher, Spruce, Come With Me!"
Bono Went To Run Out Of His Hideout.

"Oh Man.."
Spruce Inhaled And Exhaled, And Went To Follow After Bono.

~~~

~In The Gymnasium~

As Grandma Rosiepuff Entered The Gym, There Was A Desk In The Center Of It, Where Mr. Mill Awaited For His First Parent.

"Ah! Hello There! You Must Be?"
Mr. Mill Put His Hand Out.

"I'm Grandma Rosiepuff, I'm Here For Spruce"
Grandma Rosiepuff Shook Mr. Mill's Hand.

"Spruce? Oh Ho Hooo, Then We Have Much To Discuss!"
Mr. Mill Sat Back At His Desk.

"I'm Prepared-"
Grandma Rosiepuff Quickly Prayed To Herself.

From Behind The Bleachers, Bono And Spruce Peaked Out And Saw The Conference Happening.

"Awe No, I'm Definitely Screwed! Mr. Mill Hasn't Exactly Been My Biggest Fan. I'm Getting A Negative Review For Sure!"
Spruce Panicked A Lil.

"Don't Worry Man, I Got This!"
Bono Insured.

"I Mean, If You Say So? But What Kind Of Scheme Could You Possibly Pull To Help Me Get A Positive Review?"
Spruce Questioned.

"I Figured We Could, Hit Him With His Own Medicine 🏀"
Bono Smirked, Twirling A Basketball On His Finger.

Mr. Mill Began The Conference.
"Spruce Is A Very Gifted Athlete In The Class I Can Say"

"Oo, Already Off To A Good Start!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"However, That Can Go A Little Too Much To His Head"
Mr. Mill Said.

"How Much Over His Head..?"
Grandma Rosiepuff Asked.

"Well, For Instance Of The First Day He Came, Him And Some Babies Threw Water Balloons At Me From The Basketball Hoop!"
Mr. Mill Said.

"Oh.."
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"AND, The Other Day Having Some Of His BroZone Fans Run Over Me During Track Laps!"
Mr. Mill Added.

"Ohhh.."
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"AND FURTHERMORE- Huh?"
Mr. Mill Paused For A Second.

Suddenly, The Sound Of Lots Of Bouncing Noises Were Approaching As The Closet Full Of Sport Balls Was Opened, Letting Loose Every Kind Of Ball For P.E. 🏀 ⚽️ 🏐

"AH! WAIT! NO NO NO NO!"
Mr. Mill Braced For Impact.

All Of The Balls, Hit Onto Mr. Mill And Bounced And Trampled Over Him, Injuring Him Rapidly.

"AH! OW! OW! OW! MY LEG!!!!"
Mr. Mill Yelped Out In Pain.

"OH MY-"
Grandma Rosiepuff Stood Up From Her Seat.

"STRIKE!"
Bono Cheered From The Corner.

~~~

Five Minutes Later, Mr. Mill Was Sat Back In His Desk, With A Leg Cast Over His Injured Leg.

"-.-"
Mr. Mill Had An Annoyed Look On His Face.

Grandma Rosiepuff Sat In Awkward Silence.
"Judging From Your Face...I Can See This Happens A Lot Heh.."

"Only When It's With Spruce -.-"
Mr. Mill Replied.

Spruce Blinked In The Corner.
"Your Scheme Was To Injure Him?! Now I'll Get A Negative Revi-"

Bono Interrupted Spruce.
"Wait For It"

"So What I'm Sensing Is That This Was A Negative Review Overall?"
Grandma Rosiepuff Asked.

"Normally It Would Be....But Since I'm Injured, The School Has To Give Me A Week Off Vacation To Recover! SO I DON'T CARE WHAT KIND OF REVIEW THIS WAS! 😄 A THUMBS UP FOR ME! 👍"
Mr. Mill Gave A Thumbs Up With A Big Smile.

👍 ✅️ 👍

"YESSSSS!"
Bono And Spruce Gave A High Five Quietly From The Bleachers.

~~~

Back At The Hideout, Bono And Spruce Arrived Back With The Brothers Waiting On The Results.

"Well?!"
John Dory Asked With Anticipation.

"👍👍"
Bono And Spruce Replied With Thumbs Up.

"YESSSSS!!!"
The Brothers Cheered Together In High Fives.

"We Got Our First Positive Review! Spruce Has Gone Good!"
Baby Branch Placed The Skateboard Sticker Under The Positive Side.

"Getting Mr. Mill Injured To Be Happy Enough To Give Me A Positive Review?! Genius Man! You're True To Your Work Bono My Man"
Spruce Wrapped His Arm Around Bono.

Bono Chuckled To Himself.
"Well Ya Know, It Takes A Bucket Brain To Do What I Do!"

"Nice Work! But We're Just Getting Started"
John Dory Told Them.

Bono Nodded.
"John's Right! We Already Have One Victory But Let's Not Get Cocky Yet Fellas. Next Up Is Clay!"

~~~

~In Math Class~

Sitting Down By His Desk, Grandma Rosiepuff Met With Mr. Cal, For Clay's Review In Math Class.

"Hello Ms. Rosiepuff, So Glad To Meet You! I'm Mr. Cal, The Math Teacher!"
Mr. Cal Introduced.

"Nice To Meet You!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Greeted.

"I Understand This Class Has Two Of Your Grandsons, But Today I Just Wanted To Focus On Clay"
Mr. Cal Said.

"Oh Dear, My Middle Grandson...This Should Be Good"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said Sarcastically.

Up Above, In The Ceiling, Bono And Clay Moved Off One Of The Ceiling Tiles So They Can Look Down Below At Grandma Rosiepuff And Mr. Cal.

Clay Rolled His Eyes.
"Ugh, Great...Mr. Cal. My Arch Enemy! He's Gonna Complain On Me Like There's No Tomorrow! There's No Hope With This One"

"Not Without A Miracle"
Bono Nudged Clay.

"Miracles Never Happen In My Sad Book Club So How Can That Work Here?"
Clay Questioned.

"Observeeee~"
Bono Took Out A Paper Slip From His Poncho.

Mr. Cal Started The Conference.
"Clay Is A Very Interesting Student To Say The Least.."

"Oh!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Got Some Hope.

"....But That's Just Me Being Generous"
Mr. Cal Finished Off.

"...Oh.."
Grandma Rosiepuff Lost All Hope.

Mr. Cal Cleared His Throat.
"Clay Is One Of The Most- Huh?"

Suddenly, A Paper Slip Floated Down Onto Mr. Cal's Desk And Landed In Front Of Him.

Mr. Cal Picked Up The Paper And It Was A Lottery Ticket, For It To Read That He Had Won The Lottery For $100,000 In Cash 💲💵.

Mr. Cal's Eyes Widen And Jaw Dropped.
"HOLY JESUS IN THE MORNING- I WON! I WON!!!"

"You Won?"
Grandma Rosiepuff Raised Her Eyebrow.

"WOOOHOOOOO!!! I WON THE LOTTERY OF 100 GRAND!!! HAHAHAAAA I WON'T HAVE TO WATCH OVER THOSE SNOT NOSED LITTLE RUNTS ANYMORE! MY LIFE STARTS NOW!!!"
Mr. Call Yelled Out In Excitment.

"😏"
Bono Smirked Over At Clay.

"Didn't Know He Had A Life To Begin With-"
Clay Blurted.

Mr. Cal Stood On His Desk.
"HAHAAAA! SUCK IT EVERYONE! SUCK IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT ALL! YOU CAN SUCK IT! THE PRINCIPAL CAN SUCK IT! MY THERAPIST CAN SUCK IT! YOU CAN ALLLL SUCK IT! LIVE LONG AND SUCK IT!!!"

Mr. Cal Ripped Off His Shirt Freely And Ran Out Of The Classroom With So Much Joy.

"....SO....WAS THAT A GOOD REVIEW FOR CLAY?"
Grandma Rosiepuff Shouted Out.

"WHATEVA!"
Mr. Call Shouted From The Hallway.

👍 ✅️ 👍

"BOOM! 🤜🤛"
Bono And Clay Share A Fist Bump In Victory Of Another Positive Review.

~~~

As Clay Got A Positive Review On His Conference, Baby Branch Placed The 📖 Symbol Onto The Positive Side.

"And We Got 2 Positives! Making Great Progress Guys!"
Baby Branch Told Them.

"I Can't Believe All I Had To Do To Get Mr. Cal Outta My Life Was A Fake Lottery Ticket! I Feel So Dumbfound.."
Clay Rubbed His Forehead.

"And You Wanted To Use A Pranking Book Guide"
Bono Scoffed.

Clay Took Out The Pranking Book Guide.
"You...Have Failed Me.."

The Pranking Book Guide Let Out A Random Tear Somehow, Dont Ask Why Or How Though. 📘 🥲

"Next Up, We Have Floyd's Review!"
Baby Branch Pointed At The Unicorn Sticker.

"WOOOO!!!"
The Brothers Cheer In Sync.

Floyd Rubbed His Hands Together.
"Ehh...I Don't Know Guys, I Don't Wanna Prank Ms. Bloom Too Bad...She Is Nice Afterall! Maybe We Can Skip My Prank"

John Dory Whispered In Floyd's Ear.
"Megaaaa Fluffleberryyyyy Caaaakeeeee~ 🍰"

Floyd Gasped To Himself, Thinking About The Fluffleberry Cake, As It Gazed Into His Eyes And Started To Happy Cry Of How Delicious It Would Be.

✨️ Hungry eyeeessss~ ✨️

Floyd Shook His Head, Snapping Out Of It.
"FOR THE MEGA FLUFFLEBERRY CAAAAKE!"

"Great! So What Do You Have In Mind For Floyd's Teacher?"
John Dory Questioned.

Bono Tapped His Chin.
"Something Simple Yet Effective"

~~~

~In Reading Class~

For The Next Conference, It Was With Floyd's Reading Teacher Ms. Bloom, As Grandma Rosiepuff Sat With Her To Talk About Floyd's Review.

"Floyd Is An Absolute Delight To Have In Class!"
Ms. Bloom Said.

"Waiting For The But.."
Grandma Rosiepuff Mumbled.

"But-"
Ms. Bloom Said.

"And There It Is"
Grandma Rosiepuff Sighed.

Ms. Bloom Continued.
"However, He Does Often Mispronounce Words But Thats Normal For A Student. But, He Often Can Get Too Carried Away With Taking Things Too Literally, Like When We Read Our Book The Tiger And The Bee."

"What Happened With That?"
Grandma Rosiepuff Asked.

"Well-"
Ms. Bloom Was About To Explain.

Until, An Interruption Came From The Snailphone Ringing On The Desk, Seeming Like An Important Call.

"Excuse Me One Second.."
Ms. Bloom Said As She Picked Up The Snailphone.

A Deep Voice Over The Snailphone: "Hello Helloooo! If You'd Like To Win A Chance To Live Inside A Deluxe Luxury Mansion Pod-"

"😳"
Ms. Bloom's Eyes Widen At The Opportunity Of That.

A Deep Voice Over The Snailphone: "Please Hold For One Of Our Representatives!"

Bono Hung Up The Snailphone, Faking The Voice And Bursted Out Laughing With Floyd In A Closet Together.

"This Is My Chance To Live Higher Than ChristTrolla Huguilera 😦.."
Ms. Bloom Said To Herself.

"Um, I'm Sorry? Should We Keep Going Or..?"
Grandma Rosiepuff Asked.

"Uhhh Conference Over! I Gotta Stay On Hold For My NEW LUXURIOUS LIFE!"
Ms. Bloom Sat Back In Her Chair, Staying On Hold.

"Does That Mean You'll Give Floyd..?"
Grandma Rosiepuff Wondered.

"👍"
Ms. Bloom Gave A Quick Thumbs Up.

👍 ✅️ 👍

~~~

After Floyd's Positive Review, Baby Branch Placed The 🦄 Symbol Over On The Positive Side, Leaving 2 Left To Go.

"3 Positives Down, Only 2 Left To Go!"
Baby Branch Told The Group.

"YAAAAY! I GOT A POSITIVE! I GOT A POSITIVE! I GOT A POSITIVE!"
Floyd Did A Little Happy Dance.

"So Far So Good Guys! If You Keep This Up, There's No Way You Won't Get The Cake Now!"
Bono Insured.

"We Owe It All To You Bono!"
Floyd Smiled Gratefully.

"Aw Thanks Youuuu, I'm Blushing Under My Bucket!"
Bono Grinned.

"Once Baby Branch Gets His Thumbs Up Then Mine, It'll Be Nothing But Fluffle And Berry"
John Dory Licked His Lips.

"Fluffle...And Berry...😦"
Baby Branch Started To Fantasize About The Delicious Mega Fluffleberry Cake Again.

✨️ Hungry eyeessss~ ✨️

Baby Branch Leaped On Bono's Bucket In Anxiousness.
"GET ME MY POSITIVE NEEOWW! 👹"

"Okaaay Little Dude! For This Next Prank I'm Gonna Need 3 Of You"
Bono Told Them.

"MEEEE! 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️"
Clay, Floyd, And Baby Branch Raised Their Hands To Volunteer.

~~~

~In Pre-K Class~

For Baby Branch's Review, Mrs Nannie Had Begun Her Conference With Grandma Rosiepuff In The Classroom For The Babies.

"Believe It Or Not, Branch Is A Very Crafty Yet Intelligent Little One"
Mrs. Nannie Said.

"Tell Me Something I Don't Know, Ha Ha!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Laughed To Herself.

"Don't Mind If I Do-"
Mrs. Nannie Got Serious.

"Ohhhh...Bad Choice Of Words 😬.."
Grandma Rosiepuff Regretted.

Outside, Looking From The Window, Bono, Clay, Floyd, And Baby Branch All Had Jazz Instruments In Their Hands. 🎺🎷

"So We Ran Out In The Woods To Find These Instruments Of Jazz Because...Why?"
Clay Questioned.

"Don't Worry About It! Just Follow My Lead 😈.."
Bono Smirked Mischievously.

Mrs. Nannie Continued.
"Baby Branch Can Be Described As-"

Suddenly, Interrupting, The Playing Of Jazz Music From The Instruments Could Be Heard In The Classroom.

"Do You Hear That?"
Mrs. Nannie Questioned.

Grandma Rosiepuff's Ear Twitched To The Sound.
"I Do.."

The Boys Played Louder To The Jazz Music, Slowly Yet Smoothly Making It Sound Trippy To The Head And Ears.

Mrs. Nannie Started To Feel Odd.
"i dOn't kNow wHy...bUt...iT's mAkiNg mE fEel...mAkiNg mE fEel.."

Grandma Rosiepuff Felt Weird As Well.
"....tRripPpPpy.."

💭 💫 💭 💫 💭

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"i dO mY bOoTy tOss, cHecK mY chEeKs, hOw tF aRe yOu fEeliNg?¿"
gRaNdma rOsiEpuFf sAng oUt loUd.

"fEelIng gOod aS &#$%❗️❗️❗️"
mRs. NAnNie shOok wHat hEr pAy cHecK gaVe Her.

soOn, bRoCcoLi's 🥦 cAme oUt tHe muShroOm, wiTh hOt doGs iN tHeir hAnds 🌭, aNd evEn mOre bRoCcoLi's sHowed uP 🥦

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tO tOp iT oFf, tHeRe wAs A dAncIng-

👹 RHONDAAAAA 👹

💭 💫 💭 💫 💭

"😵‍💫😵‍💫"
Grandma Rosiepuff And Mrs. Nannie Were Lost In Their Jazz Trance Hallucination.

"diD....mY gRanDSon...juStiN...gEt...A gOod....rEvIew.."
Grandma Rosiepuff Said, Still Tripped Out.

"yEsSsSs...👍"
Mrs. Nannie Gave A Thumbs Up.

👍 ✅️ 👍

"YESSS!"
Bono, Clay, Floyd, And Baby Branch Gave Each Other High Fives.

Until, A Shadow Lured Upon On The 4 Boys, Making The Shape Of The Shadow Look Familar.

"...."
The Boys Turned Around Slowly To See Who It Was.

"😠"
Mr. Crank Glared Down At The 4 Boys Angrily And Furious.

"Uh Oh.."
The Boys Say Together, Knowing They Fuqed Up.

"The Big UH OH!"
Mr. Crank Yelled Down At Them.

~~~

~Back At The Hideout~

Hearing The Cheer From Outside, Spruce Automatically Assumed That Baby Branch Got The Positive Review And Placed The Binky Symbol Under The Positive Side.

"John! We're Almost There! Just One More Than We Win And Get The Cake! John? John?"
Spruce Turned Around.

John Dory Was On The Snailphone.
"Yes, I'd Like To Order Giant Forks For My Occasion Of Eating A MEGA Cake In Our Big Honor"

Spruce Rolled His Eyes Playfully At His Older Brother.
"What A Goob-"

"Preferably Metal Forks! And It Must Be 6 Foot Tall Ones!"
John Dory Said Over The Snailphone.

Spruce Was About To Say Something, Until, He Heard Some Noises Outside The Wall And Went To Look In The Cracks.

Spruce Softly Gasped At What He Saw.
"Oh No.."

In The Hallway, Mr. Crank Was Bringing Bono, Clay, Floyd, And Baby Branch Into His Office After Finding Them On The School's Campus.

Spruce Began To Panick.
"No No No No! JOHN!"

"How Do You Assume I Have Square Disease If We're Talking Over The Phone?"
John Dory Questioned.

"JOHN! WE GOT A MUCHO MUCHO PROBLEMA!"
Spruce Slapped The Snailphone Out Of John Dory's Hand.

"Hey! I Was In The Middle Of An Order"
John Dory Said.

"FORGET THAT! PRINCIPAL CRANK CAUGHT THE GUYS AND BROUGHT THEM TO HIS OFFICE!"
Spruce Told Him.

"Wait WHAT?!?!?!?!"
John Dory Said.

"BUT- Branch Got A Good Review"
Spruce Added.

"Phew.."
John Dory Sighed Of Relief.

"BUT WE HAVE NO BONO ANYMORE FOR PRANKS FOR THE LAST REVIEW!"
Spruce Shook John Dory's Shoulders.

"OKAY OKAY LETS NOT PANICK-"
John Dory Said.

"NOT PANICK?!?! WE HAVE A MEGA FLUFFLEBERRY CAKE ON THE LINE! WE HAVE TO GET THIS LAST POSITIVE REVIEW OR ELSE!"
Spruce Pulled His Ears In Frustration.

"Chillll, Besides, Who's Even Left Anyway?"
John Dory Questioned.

"....You.."
Spruce Turned John Dory's Head To The Vision Board.

John Dory's Eyes Went Big And Jaw Dropped Down, Realizing He Was The Last One To Get A Positive Review And It Was All Up To Him Now.

John Dory Fell To His Knees, And Screamed At The Top Of His Lungs In The Most Dramatic Way Under A Spotlight.
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