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~December 27th 1997~

Iconic..

Unforgettable..

Heartthrobs..

When Talking About The Most Significant Boyband Of The 90s..

There's Only One Answer..

✨️ BROZONE! ✨️

BroZone Is The Only Current Boyband Craze Of The 90s As We Speak

To Go To Their Performances,
Fans Would Go Crazy

From Screaming In The Streets

Hollering From Their Rooftops

And Even Ripping Off Their Undies For A Signature

Every Band Tried To Be Just Like Them, But Of Course Could Never Reach Their Popularity

Not To Mention Their Outfit Trends!

From Puffervests, Puka-Shell Necklaces, Frosted Tips, And Denim Tuxedos!

Who Came Up With That?

BROZONE! DUH!

Everyone Wants To Be Like BroZone!

As For Those 5 Brothers In The Biggest Boyband Ever Seen Today In The 90s

One Can Wonder..

..What Are They Up To Now?

"Thanks For That Introduction Music Reporter Guy! But I'll Take It From Here!"
A Familiar Little Voice Interrupted.

Baby Branch, (AKA Bitty B), Took Over The Attention Over To Him, As He Introduced Himself To You Wattpad Readers.

Baby Branch Waved At The Wattpad Readers.
"Hi Wattpad Readers! I'm Baby Branch! Or You Can Call Me Bitty B! I'm So Excited To See You All Excited To Join Me! I'm Gonna Give You All A Peak Behind The Magic That Is The Best Band Of All...BROZONE!"

"And Guess What? I'M IN BROZONE TOO! Along With The Best Big Brothers In The World! I May Be Little Compared To My Brothers, But I Know What Matters And That's Family! Let Me Introduce You To Them!"
Baby Branch Skipped Along Backstage Happily And Excitedly.

On A Couch Backstage, John Dory, The Oldest Brother And The Leader Member Of BroZone, Was Laid Out Eating Armadillo Food With His New Pet, Rhonda.

"This Is John Dory! He's The Oldest Brother Of The Band! And There Right Next To Him Is His New Pet Armadillo, Rhonda! He Got Her For Christmas From Santa Paws This Year!"
Baby Branch Introduced.

John Dory Munched On The Armadillo Food And Burped.
"Branch, Move Out The Way! You're Blocking The TV From Rhonda's View! She's Trying To Watch National Trolleographic!"

"Okay Okay!"
Baby Branch Slid Out The Way.

Rhonda Made Cute Little Critter Noises As She Watched The Armadillo's Mate On TV.

John Dory Poured Armadillo Food In His Mouth And Opened Wide.
"Alright, Eat Up Girl!"

Rhonda Shoved Her Face Into John Dory's Mouth And Munched On The Food Inside, Like A Baby Bird.

"That's Good Stuff.."
John Dory Said In A Relaxing Sigh.

Baby Branch Giggled.
"He's A Little Obsessed With Rhonda But Hey! She's Part Of The Family Now After All. One Thing About John Dory Is That He Can Be A Little Bossy, But I Know His Heart Is In The Right Place"

Baby Branch Came Close To Whisper.
"And Between You And Me, He Might Have A Bad Case Of Square Disease.."

"What Was That?"
John Dory Lifted His Head A Little.

"MOVING ONNN!"
Baby Branch Quickly Scurried Along.

Over In A Corner On A Yoga Mat, Spruce, The 2nd Oldest Brother And The Heartthrob Member Of BroZone, Was Doing A 100 Set Of Hair-Ups Before Their Performance.

"87! 88! 89!"
Spruce Counted As He Did His Hair-Ups, As He Also Sweated A Lot.

"This Is Spruce! He's My Second Older Brother! He's Known As The Heartthrob Of The Group! Which, According To Him, Means He's A Real Daddy Mack. Whatever That Means"
Baby Branch Shrugged, As He Introduced.

"Yo Baby Branch! Hit Me With The Hydration!"
Spruce Instructed.

"The What?"
Baby Branch Raised His Eyebrow.

"You Know, The H2O!"
Spruce Said.

Baby Branch Tilted His Head As He Blinked Confusingly Of What Spruce Was Talking About.

Spruce Sighed, Shaking His Head.
"....Water"

"OHHHH! Why Didn't You Just Say So Silly!"
Baby Branch Held Up A Water Bottle For Spruce.

Spruce Took Numerous Sips Out The Straw From The Water Bottle As He Did More Hair-Ups, While Baby Branch Held The Bottle.

Baby Branch Grinned, Holding The Bottle.
"Spruce Is Nothing But Good Vibes Always! When It Comes To Girls, He'll Be The 1st In Their Heart! But When It Comes To Us, He's Always There For Us And Always Uses Smarts For The Right Thing To Do! I Guess You Can Say He's The Dad Of The Band!"

Spruce Stopped Drinking For A Second.
"Whoa Whoa Whoa, Lil Bro. I Might Be A Ladies Man, But Pffft, Like I'd Ever Settle Down And Become A Dad Some Day. That's A Laugh"

Baby Branch Shrugged, Putting The Bottle Down.
"If You Say Soooo.."

"94! 95! 96! C'MON ABS!"
Spruce Went Faster With The Hair-Ups.

Baby Branch Continued With The Introductions.
"Next Up Is-"

Suddenly, Some Weird Cackling And Giggling Could Be Heard Nearby, Sounding Like It Was An Evil One.

"Huh?"
Baby Branch Heard The Laugh And Peaked Behind A Curtain.

Behind The Curtain, Clay, The Middle Brother And The Fun Boy Member Of BroZone, Was Hiding As He Was Reading His Prankster Guidebook.

"Hehehehehehe, Oh Yes! OHHH YES! I Shall Get My Vengeance On That jOhN dOry Square-Headed Bug Loving Goggled Faced Sponge!"
Clay Gripped His Book, With His Eye Twitching.

"•___• Yeah So This Is Clay, My 3rd Oldest Brother. He's Known As The Fun Guy Of The Group And He Definitely Is! All The Crazy Things We Get Into Mostly Come From Him, Including Whacky Pranks! I Do Some Pranking Myself, I Can Be Seen As His Prank Buddy! Even Though He's Fun, He Can Be Real When It Matters"

Clay Grinned Evily At His Guidebook.
"Make Me Wear Funderdrawers Will You JD? Well Get Ready For My Sneak Attack To YOUR DEATH! MEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAGAGAAGAGAGQGSHWUQJQCOCKDICKSOSKWNQHQHJAJAJQJW"

"And Terrifying Too"
Baby Branch Moved Along, Giggling A Little.

"Then Lastly, Don't Tell Anyone, But He's My Favorite Brother! Hehe"
Baby Branch Whispered.

On The Mirror Table, Floyd, The 4th Oldest Brother And The Sensitive One Of BroZone, Was Fixing Up His Makeup In The Mirror Before Performing.

Floyd Was Struggling To Put On His Black Eyeliner, As It Was Messed Up On His Eyes.

"UGHHH! THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING!"
Floyd Groaned, At Him Failing To Do His Makeup.

"I Gotcha!"
Baby Branch Quickly Fixed Floyd's Eyeliner For Him.

"Phew! Thanks Baby Branch. You're A Real Lifesaver"
Floyd Ruffled Baby Branch Hair.

Baby Branch Grinned With His One Tooth.
"Happy To Help!"

"Hey, Which Lipstick Should I Go For? Purple Or Green?"
Floyd Asked, Holding Up The Makeup.

"Hmmm, Definitely Go For Green! It'll Bring Out Your Skin Color"
Baby Branch Suggested.

"You're So Right! Thanks Again Buddy"
Floyd Smiled And Tried To Put On His Green Lipstick.

Baby Branch Introduced His Favorite Brother.
"This Is Floyd! He's More Closer To Me And He's Known As The Sensitive One! I Know No Big Words Like That, But I'm Sure It Means He's Going To Always Care And Keep Us All Together. He's Like The Peacemaker Of The Family! The Glue That Holds Us All Together! Not To Mention His Great Taste In Styling! He Almost Never Gets In Trouble Too!"

"HEY! WHO TOOK MY MAKEUP KIT?!?!?!"
A Lady Voice Yelled From Nearby.

"UHHH, BE RIGHT BACK BRANCH!"
Floyd Quickly Dashed Off In A Pink Blur.

Baby Branch Looked At The Wattpad Audience.
"Hey- I Said ALMOST Never Gets In Trouble. We're All Troublemakers But Have A Good Heart....And Speaking Of Good Heart"

Coming Over And Picking Baby Branch Up, Grandma Rosiepuff, The Grandparent And Current Guardian Of The BroZone Brothers, Held Up Her Baby Grandson For A Hug.

"Hey Branch! How's My Little Wittle Peachfuzz!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Snuggled Baby Branch Into Her Arms.

"This Is Our Grandma! She's The Most Caring And Best Grandma Ever! She Takes Care Of Me And My Brothers While Our Parents Are Uh....Um...Uhhh....Let's Focus On My Grandma"
Baby Branch Gestured.

"You Ready To Sing?! The Set Is All Ready For You And Your Brothers!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"Ready Freddy Grandma!"
Baby Branch Put On His Cute Show Glasses.

Grandma Rosiepuff Smiled.
"Great! But I Can't Seem To Find My Makeup Kit Anywhere? Have You Uh-"

"NOPE HAVEN'T SEEN IT!"
Baby Branch Quickly Interrupted And Hopped Down.

Baby Branch Turned Back To The Wattpad Audience.
"Yep! As You Can See, We're One Big Happy Family! Nothing Can Separate Us! I Love My Big Brothers So Much! I Just Wanna Hang With Them Forever And Never Ever Stop Singing! OOF-"

Baby Branch Accidentally Bumped Into A Tall Green Troll With Gray And Brown Hair, Glasses And Suit, Named Hairwin Cowbell, (Voiced By "Simon Cowell").

"Ahem"
Hairwin Cowbell Leaned Down And Glanced Down At Baby Branch.

"Oops! Uh, Sorry Mr. Cowbell!"
Baby Branch Looked Up At Him.

"Well That's Quite Alright Bitty B, I Didn't See You Myself As You're So Incredibly Small"
Hairwin Cowbell Said.

"I'm Not That Small! I'm Growing! Look- EEEEEHHH! EEH! EEEEHHH!"
Baby Branch Tried To Stand As Tall As He Could.

"Yeah Okay, Keep Working On That Squirt And Just Get You And Your Brothers Ready Out There. There Can't Be No Mistakes For The Music Video!"
Hairwin Cowbell Ordered As He Walked Away Over To Grandma Rosiepuff.

"Ugh...You May Be Thinking Why I Just Have An uGh To That Guy. Well That's Hairwin Cowbell, AKA Mr. Cowbell. He's Our Manager And Basically Helped Us Get To Where We Are Now! I Guess I'm Grateful For That, But He Makes Us Do These Weird Photos For Our Fans And Puts Us In Uncomfortable Outfits! Puffy Jackets Are Not As Comfortable As You Think! But He Says It's All For Publicity And For Us To Get More Fans So What Can I Do?"

Baby Branch Rolled His Eyes Over At Hairwin Cowbell Talking To Grandma Rosiepuff.

"Me And My Bros Call Him Mr. Cowpoop, Cause His Hair Looks Like Poop! So To That, I Give Him A Big 🖕"
Baby Branch Stuck Up His Censored Middle Finger At Mr. Cowbell.

Hairwin Cowbell Showed Grandma Rosiepuff His Clipboard With A Chart.
"Rosiepuff, Do You See This Chart?"

Grandma Rosiepuff Looked Closely At It.
"Hmmm...Okaaay It's A Ratings Chart Of That Production Line Going Up And Slowly Going Down?"

"Exactly! Slowly Going Down. That's Not Good For BroZone"
Hairwin Cowbell Said.

"How So?"
Grandma Rosiepuff Questioned.

"Well I've Been Going Over It With The Music Company And Apparently, And I Agree...It's Cause Of The Boys Themselves"
Hairwin Cowbell Replied.

"Wait What? What Do You Mean?? There's Nothing Wrong With My Grandsons!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"Listen Listen, The Boys Aren't Exactlyyyy...How Do I Say Thissss...Good Role Models. They're Basic Troubled Kids"
Hairwin Cowbell Said.

"Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa There Glasses- I'm Not Just Gonna Let You Talk About My Grandsons Being Troublemakers Just Cause Of Some Chart Says So!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Crossed Her Arms.

Hairwin Cowbell Sighed.
"Look Rosiepuff, Bottom Line Is Trolls Won't Buy Albums Or Go To Showe If They're Aware The Band Itself Are Full Of Troubled Kids! I Mean There Are Numerous Times In Public Where The Boys Were Seen Fighting And Causing Chaos!"

"So What? They're Just Being Kids"
Grandma Rosiepuff Shrugged.

"Exactly! That's The Problem! They're Kids And We Have Kids Fans Who Listen To Them, And If They See Their Favorite Boyband Being Reckless, Then The TrollTree Is Going To Be Nothing But Troubled Kids!"
Hairwin Cowbell Explained.

"Get To The Point Of All Of This"
Grandma Rosiepuff Demanded.

"Point Is, I Suggest, You Sending The Boys To School"
Hairwin Cowbell Suggested.

"School???"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"Hear Me Out Rosiepuff! If You Send Them To School, It Will Make A Great Look For Publicity For BroZone! Kids Will See Them As Smart And Responsible Individuals! Then Our Ratings Will Go Up For The Band! New Merch And All!"
Hairwin Cowbell Added.

"Let Me Get This Straight, You Want Me To Send My Grandsons To School, Just So It Will Promote The Band More And For Ratings??"
Grandma Rosiepuff Raised Her Eyebrow.

"No No Nooooo....Mostly, But It Will Benefit The Boys Themselves! They Will Become Role Model Young Men While Making Wholesome Music On Top Of That!"
Hairwin Cowbell Bounced His Eyebrow.

"Mmmm..."
Grandma Rosiepuff Had Doubtful Thoughts About This.

"I Can Easily Enroll Them At TrollTree High! It'll Be Great, Trust Me"
Hairwin Cowbell Smirked.

"If You Excuse Me, I Need To Pep Talk To My Grandsons"
Grandma Rosiepuff Walked Away For A Moment.

"THINK HARD PUFF!"
Hairwin Cowbell Shouted As Grandma Walked Off.

John Dory Checked Through All His Younger Brothers To Make Sure They Were All Ready To Film The Music Video For Their Newest Song.

"Alright Bros! Lemme See Ya, Spruce Your Abs And Muscles Are Nice And Plump! Keep It Up!"
John Dory Poked Spruce's Abs And Muscles.

"Keep It Up For Your Sake Or My Health?"
Spruce Crossed His Arms.

"Your Health Duh! Not Always About The Image Bro-"
John Dory Said.

"Uh Huh, Righttt"
Spruce Rolled His Eyes.

"Funderdrawers Strapped And Tight Clay?"
John Dory Asked.

"Oh They Are JD, And Definitely Won't Result In My Pre-Meditated Upcoming Murder 🙃"
Clay Reassured.

".....Oookay! Floyd, How's That Odd Looking Makeup?"
John Dory Examined.

"It's Not Odd John Dory, It's A Style That Should Be Appreciated"
Floyd Crossed His Arms.

"Whatever You Say Floyyyy"
John Dory Chuckled.

"Hmph, It's Not Odd Right?"
Floyd Asked Clay.

"For Your Standards Man"
Clay Shrugged.

John Dory Held Up Baby Branch.
"And Branch? How's That Diaper?"

"So Small I Can Taste It!"
Baby Branch Grinned.

"AS IT SHOULD! THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR! JUNK IN THAT BITTY TRUNK!"
John Dory Put Baby Branch Down And Tapped His Little Butt.

"Ow! Hey!"
Baby Branch Rubbed His Little Butt Cheek.

"You All Remembered My Choreo Right? Rusty Robot, Then Wiggle Worm, Then We End On Caliente Puppet?"
Clay Questioned Them.

"Ohhh Yeah Sureee, Totally Didn't Almost Give Me A Charlie Horse On The Wiggle Worm! Heh Heh.."
John Dory Rubbed His Back.

"It's Alright, John. It's Not Easy Getting Old"
Spruce Chuckled.

"Hey Man! I'm Not Getting Old! It's Just Puberty! Ugh, Rhonda Is The Only One Who Gets Me"
John Dory Pouted.

"Then Why Don't You Marry Her"
Clay Rolled His Eyes.

"Ew! No! Why Would I-.........😳"
John Dory Thought For A Second.

Floyd Chuckled And Ruffled Branch's Hair.
"Ready?"

"Ready!"
Baby Branch Nodded.

Grandma Rosiepuff Came Over To Her Grandsons Kneeled Down To Them.
"Hey My Little Peachfuzzes, All Ready To Record?"

"Oh You Know It Grandma! This Will Be Our Most Iconic Music Video Ever"
John Dory Assured.

"And We Can All Thank Floyd For Writing The Song Remember"
Spruce Said.

"Pfff- It Was Nothinggg. It's All In The Wrist For Wrining And My Heart For Feelings"
Floyd Patted His Heart.

"Okay Blah Blah Emotional Urkel Smurkel, Can We Go??"
Clay Said Anxious.

"Wait Before You All Go Out There, Just Uh...Be On Your Best Behavior, Okay?"
Grandma Rosiepuff Told Them.

"Pfft- Us On Bad Behavior? Highly Unlikely Grandma"
John Dory Scoffed.

"BROS ON SET PLEASE!"
The Stage Crew Member Announced.

"And Have Fun!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Gave Them All Individual Kisses And Moved Aside.

"Alright Guys, LET'S BRO!"
John Dory Told His Brothers, Putting His Hand In The Middle.

"LETS BRO!!!!"
The Rest Of The Brothers Put Hands In The Middle, And Lifted Their Hands In Sync.

~~~

The Stage Crew That Helped Set Up The Stage For The Filming For The Music Finished Up The Background And Moved Behind The Curtains.

"Alright Let's Do This Right People! LIGHTS!"
Hairwin Cowbell Instructed.

A Spotlight From Up Above Shined Down In The Middle Of The Stage For The Video.

"CAMERA!"
Hairwin Cowbell Instructed.

The Cameras On Each End Of The Stage Were Turned On And Ready To Record For The Video.

"ANNNND...ACTION!"
Hairwin Cowbell Gave Out The Last Instruction.

As The Lights And Cameras Started Up For The Recording, 5 Spotlights Shined Down On 5 Spots On Stage As BroZone Began To Perform.

🎵 You're all
I ever wanteddd.. 🎵
John Dory Started Off The Song.

🎵 You're all
I ever neededd.. 🎵
Spruce Chimed In The Verse.

🎵 Yeeeaaaahh~ 🎵
Clay Added In His Vocalization.

🎵 So tell me
what to do nooow.. 🎵
Floyd Added In His Soft Voice.

🎵 Cause I~ 🎵
John Dory Vocalized.

🎵 I~ 🎵
Spruce Vocalized.

🎵 I~ 🎵
Clay Vocalized.

🎵 I~ 🎵
Floyd Vocalized.

🎵 I~ 🎵
Bitty B Joined In For The Vocalization.

🎵 I WANT YOU BACK! 🎵
BroZone Sung Together And Started Their Dance Choreography To The Beat.

🎵 It's hard to say I'm sorryyy,
It's hard to make the things
I did undone! 🎵
Spruce Sung.

🎵 A lesson I've learned too well,
for sureeeeeeee! 🎵
Floyd Sung.

🎵 So don't hang up the phone now,
I'm trying to figure out
just what to dooooo! 🎵
Clay Sung, Doing His Rusty Robot.

🎵 I'm going crazy
without yoooouuuuuu! 🎵
John Dory Sung.

BroZone Moved Aside As Bitty B Took The Center Lead Right Into The Spotlight For The Song.

🎵 YOU'RE ALL
I EVER WANTEDDDD! 🎵

🎵 Baby, you're all! 🎵
BroZone Back Up Sang For Bitty B.

🎵 YOU'RE ALL
I EVER NEEDEDD! 🎵

🎵 YEEAAAHH! 🎵

🎵 SO TELL ME
WHAT TO DO NOOOWWW! 🎵

🎵 WHEN I- 🎵

🎵 WANT! 🎵
John Dory And Floyd Sung.

🎵 YOU! 🎵
Spruce And Clay Sung.

🎵 BACK! 🎵
BroZone Sang Together As One.

From Behind The Curtain, Grandma Rosiepuff Was Watching Her Grandsons Record Their New Music Video As Well Sing Their New Song, Feeling Proud Of Them.

"See, They're Behaving Fine And Not At All Causing Trouble! Screw Hairwin's Ratings Chart. There's Nothing Wrong With My 5 Peachfuzzes"
Grandma Rosiepuff Reassured Herself.

As BroZone Continued To Record For Their New Music Video, Clay Started To Grin Evily For His Plan.

"Hehehe, And Now For The Main Event~"
Clay Said To Himself.

Clay Reached In His Pocket For His Pocket Knife And Threw It Up At A Rope Up Top.

The Rope Was Holding A Bucket Full Of Lemon Juice Above Where John Dory Was Dancing, And As The Pocket Knife Sliced The Rope, The Lemon Juice Poured Down From Above.

The Lemon Juice Came Down And Splashed Into John Dory's Face And Eyes, Causing A Huge Burn.

"AAAAAH!!! MY EYES MY EYESSSS!!!! IT'S BURNINGGGGG!!!! 🍋🍋"
John Dory Ran Around The Stage Like A Maniac.

"HAHAHAHAHAAAA! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET YOU ARMADILLO LOVER! AND SCREW YOUR FUNDERDRAWERS!"
Clay Ripped Off His Clothes And Took Off His Funderdrawers, Leaving Him Naked.

"AAAAAAAH!!!! DOOF-"
John Dory Knocked Into The Stage Crew, Making Them Hit A Lever.

The Lever That Was Hit Caused A Standee Of A BroZone Poster Come Falling Down And Whacked Spruce Across The Stage.

"WHOAAAAAAA!!!! OW!"
Spruce Bounced Off A Drum From Backstage And Landed Up Top On The Stage Lights.

Spruce Kept His Balanced And Realized.
"Hey, I'M ACTUALLY ALIV-"

Until The Stage Light Fell Down From Above And Crashed Down On The Stage, Starting A Fire. 🔥

"AH FIREEEE!!!"
Spruce Yelled Out.

"I'LL SAVE YOU SPRUCE!"
Floyd Ran Backstage To Grab Something And Came Back With A Fire Extinguisher.

"OKAY- Now How Do You Work This Thing?"
Floyd Rapidly Banged The Fire Extinguisher On The Ground.

This Caused The Fire Extinguisher To Shoot Floyd All Around The Stage, Making The Foam Squirt Out Everywhere But The Fire Itself.

"WHOAAAAAA!!! BABY BRANCH LOOK OUT!"
Floyd Warned As He Was Flying Around With The Fire Extinguisher.

"Ooo! Whip Cream!"
Baby Branch Tried The Foam That Fell On Him

"Bleugh! It Tastes Like Medicine!"
Baby Branch Threw The Foam Off Of Him

John Dory Kept Running Around, Until The Foam Hit His Eyes.
"AAAAAAAH- Ooo That's Kinda Cold And Better.

Until, John Dory Realized From Running Around, He Accidentally Ran Into The Fire And Caused His Hair To Catch On Fire.

"I Smell Sweet And Sour Barbecue?"
John Dory Sniffed The Air.

John Dory Looked Up And Realized It Was Him
"AH ITS MEEEE!!! GET IT OFFFF!!! 🔥"

"JOHN JOHN STOP!"
Spruce Tried To Run After John Dory.

"YEAAHHHH YEAAAAHHH FEEL THE PAIN SQUAREBOB!!!"
Clay Yelled As He Shook His Bare Butt Around.

John Dory Ran Around In A Circle, With Spruce Chasing Him.
"GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!! 🔥🔥🔥"

"GUYS GUYS! WATCH OUTTTT!!!"
Floyd Warned As Him And The Flying Fire Extinguisher Was Heading Towards Them.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"
All The Brothers Screamed And Braced For Impact.

💥 🔥 🍋 🔥 💥

The Impact Caused The Whole Set To Be Destroyed In A Pit Of Flames And Rubble, And Foam Splattered Everywhere From The Fire Extinguisher.

BroZone Was All Piled On Top Of Each Other, From Crashing Into One Another As They Caused All The Chaos.

Clay Lifted His Head From The Pile And Glanced At His Bros.
".......Look What You Diiiiid"

"._________."
The Brothers Glanced Back At Clay With Blank Stares.

Grandma Rosiepuff Blinked As She Just Stood There, From What She Witnessed From Her Grandsons.

Grandma Rosiepuff Looked Over At Hairwin Cowbell Across The Stage As He Mouthed The Word "School" At Grandma Rosiepuff.

Grandma Rosiepuff Sighed As She Thought About It But Then Tried To Not Think Of Making That Decision At The Same Time.

~~~

~January 1st, 1998~

As The New Year Rolls Around And A Few Days Go By Since The Disastrous Chaos At The Music Video Shoot, The TrollTree Was Alive And Awake With Fresh Minds For The New Year.

Meanwhile In A Business Looking Pod, Hairwin Cowbell Was Waiting There Along With Other Agents For A Music Company For A Meeting About BroZone.

Hairwin Cowbell Looked At The Bill For The Amount Of Damage BroZone Caused A Few Days Ago.

"Those Darn Kids-"
Hairwin Cowbell Gripped The Bill.

"Ahem-"
One Of The Agents From The Music Company Cleared Their Throats.

Hairwin Cowbell Turned Around To Them.
"Heh, Ummm Sorry For The Delay. I'm Not Sure Where She Could Be"

Grandma Rosiepuff Suddenly Entered The Room With A Suitcase.
"I'M HERE! I'M HERE SORRY!"

"And There She Is"
Hairwin Cowbell Gestured.

"Sorry I Uh- My Alarm Clock Was Adjusted For The New Year. That's Why I'm Late Of Course. Not Cause One Of My Grandsons Messed With It Or Anything 😁"
Grandma Rosiepuff Grinned Innocently.

"Uh Huhhhh, Anyways Since You're Here We Can Get Started On This Presentation"
Hairwin Cowbell Sat In A Seat.

"Right! My Assignment Was To Give Some Draft Examples Of New Ideas For BroZone Album Covers"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"Yes, And What Do You Have For Us?"
Hairwin Cowbell Asked.

Grandma Rosiepuff Took Out Her Suitcase And Took Out The Presentation Board With Draft Drawings On It.

Grandma Rosiepuff Cleared Her Throat And Began.
"Well I Thought Of New Ways For These New Album Covers And Thought, Maybe A Way To Give Them Some New Pizzazz. So I Drew This"

Suddenly, A Snailphone Rang From Grandma Rosiepuff's Hair Loudly, Making Her Hair Vibrate.

Grandma Rosiepuff Reached And Grabbed The Snailphone.
"Oh Um, It's My Grandsons One Sec-"

"Mmm"
Hairwin Cowbell And The Other Agents Got Impatient.

Grandma Rosiepuff Answered The Snailphone And Spoke.
"Hey Boys"

Spruce Over The Snailphone: "Hey Uh, Little Situation Grandma-"

~~~

Meanwhile At Grandma Rosiepuff's Pod, Some Chaos Was Happening As Spruce Spoke On The Snailphone.

"Um, Clay Vacuumed Up John Dory"
Spruce Said Over The Snailphone.

"John Dory???"
Floyd Said, Speaking Into The Vacuum.

"GRANDMA! HELP!!!"
John Dory Shouted In The Vacuum.

~~~

"WHAT?!?"
Grandma Said Into The Snailphone.

Spruce Over The Snailphone: "At Least It Wasn't The Garbage Disposal This Time"

~~~

"Just Stau Calm- AAAAAAAH!!!"
Floyd Tried To Open The Vacuum But Got Sucked In As Well.

"And There Goes Floyd"
Spruce Said Into The Snailphone.

~~~

"Look I Can't Deal With This Nonsense Right Now Spruce-"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said Into The Snailphone.

Spruce Over The Snailphone: "I Understand That Grandma But Quick Question"

~~~

Spruce Looked Over At The Bathroom Tub Overflowing With Water And Beginning To Flood The Bathroom.

"How Do You Feel About A Indoor Swimming Pool?"
Spruce Asked Into The Snailphone.

~~~

"If You All Flood The Pod You're ALL GONNA GET IT! AND THE PUNISHMENT WILL BE-"
Grandma Raised Her Voice But Stopped For A Second.

"....."
Hairwin Cowbell And The Agents Just Stared Awkwardly.

".....Love You Too Sweetie, Thanks For The High Blood Pressure 😁"
Grandma Rosiepuff Hung Up The Snailphone.

Grandma Rosiepuff Cleared Her Throat And Chuckled Nervously.
"Kids, Amirite?"

"If I Had To Make A Guess, Were They Causing A Scene At Your Pod Rosiepuff?"
Hairwin Cowbell Asked.

"Nooo! Of Course Not, It's Completely Stable Over There!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Obviously Lied.

"Mmmhm -.-"
Hairwin Cowbell Glared At Her.

"Anyway- Let's Move On To My Presentation. As I Said, I Wanted To Give The BroZone Album Covers Some More Pizzaz So How Do You Feel About This?"
Grandma Rosiepuff Flipped The Board.

The Page On Her Board Showed A Drawing Of Bitty B's Butt, With A Saying That Says: "The Size Of Bitty B's Trunk"

"The Size...Of Bitty B's....Trunk?"
One Of The Agents Read Out Loud.

Grandma Rosiepuff Blinked Awkwardly.
"Uhhh...Let's Just Keep Going Shall We?"

The Next Page On The Board Showed Another Drawing Of Spruce Showing Off With a 10-Pack And A Saying That Says: "How Hot Spruce Thinks He Is"

"How Hot Spruce Thinks He Is?"
Another One Of The Agents Read Out Loud.

"He Is Packin Tho"
Another Agent Blurted Out.

"I Didn't Uh-"
Grandma Rosiepuff Tried To Explain.

"Just Keep Going -.-"
Hairwin Cowbell Started To Get Annoyed.

Grandma Rosiepuff Flipped The Page On The Board Again To See Another Drawing Of John Dory With The Biggest Square Head And A Saying That Says: "JD Infected With Mad-Square Disease"

"....."
Everyone In The Room Just Kept Quiet With Nothing To Say.

"Maybe I Should Um...Take A 5 Minute Break?"
Grandma Rosiepuff Suggested.

Hairwin Cowbell Crossed His Arms At Her.
"Maybe An Hour -.-"

~~~

~At Rosiepuff's Pod~

As Grandma Rosiepuff Entered Into The Pod, It Looked Like A Big Chaotic Mess Occurred, In Which It Very Much Did.

Grandma Rosiepuff Was About To Question That But Was Already Angry About Other Things That She Went Straight To The Boys.

Floyd And Baby Branch Were Watching A Popular 90s Sitcom, "Full Pod", Together On The Couch As Floyd Practiced His Makeup.

Grandma Rosiepuff Stood In Front Of The TV, Holding One Of Her Board Pages.
"Uh Boys, What's This About???"

Floyd Looked Closely On The Drawing.
"Hmmm...Branch's Butt"

"I Colored Grandma! 😄"
Baby Branch Smiled Wide.

"On My Presentation Board?!? I WAS EMBARRASSED TODAY AT THE MEETING WITH MR. COWBELL!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Said.

"I Didn't Know, I'm Sorry Grandma"
Baby Branch Apologized.

Grandma Rosiepuff Folded Up Her Board.
"Awe You're Sorry? Well Thanks But That Doesn't Take Away The Embarrassment I Had In Front Of The Agents!

💥 B O O M ! 💥

Suddenly, A Loud Explosion Went Off From The Kitchen, Causing A Loud Beep From The Smoking Alarm To Go Off.

John Dory, Covered In Smoke And His Hair Messy, Walked Over To The Couch And Sat Casually.

"WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?"
Grandma Rosiepuff Questioned.

"Well I Was Trying To Cook Rhonda Some Food But Didn't End So Hot. No Pun Intended"
John Dory Replied.

"YOU COULD'VE BURNED THE KITCHEN DOWN JOHN! UGGHHH THIS IS WHY YOU-"
Grandma Rosiepuff Froze At Sudden.

"😁"
Baby Branch Grinned Wide At His Grandma.

Grandma Rosiepuff Noticed What Baby Branch Did.
"Oh My God, Branch Did You Just-?"

A Little Dump Of Poop Was In Front Of Baby Branch, Looking Like As If He's The One Who Did It. 💩

John Dory Chuckled At That.
"It's A Rasin Grandma"

"Prove It 🤨"
Grandma Rosiepuff Told John Dory.

"😳.....😶.....😁 MM MM! 💩"
John Dory Picked Up The Poop And Ate It Quickly.

"Okay Fair- LOOK I WANNA TALK TO YOU ALL! WHERE'S CLAY AND SPRUCE???"
Grandma Rosiepuff Left To Look Around.

"BLEUGH! You Owe Me Big Time -.-"
John Dory Barfed Up And Glared At Baby Branch.

Grandma Rosiepuff Looked Around The Pod.
"CLAY? SPRUCE?"

Grandma Rosiepuff Then Noticed Water Leaking From The Bathroom And Entered To See It Was Flooded.

"WHAT THE-"
Grandma Rosiepuff Reacted.

Inside The The Bathroom, The Bath Tub Was Flooded With Spruce About To Attempt To Surf In It With His Skateboard, As 2 Random Girls Were Watching.

"AYYY GRANDMA! CHECK IT! 🛹"
Spruce Was About To Jump.

"SPRUCE! NO!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Yelled Out.

"WOOOOO!!!"
Spruce Jumped Into The Flooding Bathtub And Caused A Big Splash Onto Grandma Rosiepuff.

"YEAH SPRUCEEE!
YOU GO BOYYY! 😍 😍"
The 2 Girls Giggled And Cheered Spruce On, Feeling Lovestruck.

Grandma Rosiepuff Reached In The Tub And Held Spruce Up.
"Spruce Why Would-"

Spruce Spit Out The Water Into Grandma Rosiepuff's Face.
"💦, Ohhh Yeah~"

Grandma Rosiepuff Groaned, Trying To Keep Calm.
"Spruce...Why Would You Do That?! AND YOU FLOODED THE BATHROOM! Not To Mention, WHO ARE THESE GIRLS???"

"I Found Them Staring Inside My Bedroom Window! They're Also Professional Masseuses~ Grrr~"
Spruce Whispered.

"Whatever- Girls, Can You Leave And Give Me And My Grandsons A Minute"
Grandma Rosiepuff Asked.

"Byeee Spruceeee~"
The 2 Girls Waved Flirtingly As They Left.

"Bye Ladiesss~"
Spruce Bounced His Eyebrows.

Grandma Rosiepuff Brought Spruce Out To The Living And Placed Him Down To His Other Brothers.

"OKAY LISTEN ALL OF- Wait Where's-?"
Grandma Rosiepuff Noticed Someone Else Was Missing.

Suddenly, Some Distant Singing Could Be Heard Over By The Kitchen As Grandma Rosiepuff Went To Check It Out.

"I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE! ALL YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY!"
The Voice Sang From Inside Something.

Grandma Rosiepuff Heard It Was Coming From The Dish Washer And Immediately Opened It.

"WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH HER ITTY BITTY WAIST AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE YOU GET- AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
Clay Was The One Inside, As He Was Showering On The Dish Rack Covered In Bubbles. 🫧

"There's This New Thing, It's Called- KNOCKING!"
Clay Told Grandma Rosiepuff.

"Get Out -.-"
Grandma Rosiepuff Death Stared At Clay.

"I'm Waiting For The Rinse Cycle 🙄💅"
Clay Sassed, Crossing His Arms Like A Diva.

"OUT!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Grabbed Clay By The Leg And Held Him.

"HEY! HEY! I'M TAKING A SHOWER HERE!"
Clay Whined And Shouted.

"YOU KNOW, IF I MADE A LIST FOR THE WORST DAYS EVER, GUESS WHAT? TODAY WOULD BE AT THE TOP OF THE LIST!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Set Clay Down By His Brothers.

"Not True! The Worst Days Happen To Be When The Spice Trolls Dropped Wannabe. God That Song Is Annoying!"
Clay Said.

"HEY! Don't Diss My Spice Girls -.-"
John Dory Said Firmly.

"LISTEN! CAN I JUST TALK TO YOU ALL FOR 5 SECONDS WITHOUT-"
Grandma Rosiepuff Stopped At Sudden.

Grandma Rosiepuff Went Over To A Pile Of Broken Pieces Of Her Favorite Vase Destroyed.

Grandma Rosiepuff Kneeled To It And Then Turned To Her Grandsons.
"So...Who Broke It?"

"....."
The Brothers Just Stood There, With No Answer.

Grandma Rosiepuff Inhaled And Exhaled Calmly.
".....I'm Not Mad....I Just Wanna Know"

Floyd Looked Around Nervously, Feeling Pressured To Respond.
"......I Did, I Broke It 😓"

Grandma Rosiepuff Interrupted.
"No- No You Didn't Floyd. Clay?"

Clay Put His Soapy Hands Up.
"Don't Look At Me. Look At Spruce 👀"

Spruce Raised His Eyebrow.
"What? I Didn't Break It!"

Clay Smirked At Spruce.
"Huh, That's Weird...Then How'd You Even Know It Was Broken? 😏"

"Cause It's Sitting Right In Front Of Us And It's Broken! -.-"
Spruce Glared At His Younger Brother.

"Suspicious 🤔"
Clay Tapped His Chin.

"No It's Not!"
Spruce Started Getting Upset.

Floyd Got In Between Them.
"OKAAAY LET'S NOT FIGHT- I Broke It So Let Me Pay For It Grandma 😁"

"NO! WHO BROKE IT???"
Grandma Rosiepuff Questioned Her Grandsons Again.

"....."
The Brothers Kept Quiet Again, With No Answer.

"....ʲᵒʰⁿ....ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ᵃʷᶠᵘˡˡʸ ᵠᵘᶦᵉᵗ 😶"
Spruce Whispered Quietly.

"REALLY??!?!!"
John Dory Got Upset After Being Accused.

The Brothers Started To Yell At One Another Of Accusing Each Other Of Who Broke Grandma's Favorite Vase.

"🙂"
Rhonda Just Watched Them All Argue And Fight, Knowing Good Well She's The One Who Broke It.

"OKAY! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH!!!!!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Raised Her Voice Loud As She Could Over The Arguing.

The Brothers Suddenly Stopped Fighting And Arguing, Seeing Their Grandma Really Upset This Time.

"LISTEN! Hhhhh...It's Come To My Attention That You Boys Are Misbehaving A Lot Lately And It Needs To Be Settled In A Way...That I Didn't Think I'd Have To Do But It Might Leave Me No Choice"
Grandma Rosiepuff Explained To Them.

John Dory Stepped Foward.
"Misbehaving? Pfft! Grandma, Grandma, Grandma. We're Multi Platinum Kids Who Just Happen To Be The Best Boyband There Is! We Never Misbehave"

"LOOK AT THIS MESS JOHN DORY! What Do You Call That?!?"
Grandma Rosiepuff Crossed Her Arms.

John Dory Looked At The Mess And Turned Back To Grandma.
"The Work Of ✨️ Art ✨️

Grandma Rosiepuff Shook Her Head.
"Nooo, It's The Work Of-"

Baby Branch Jumped In Floyd's Arms To Grab A Balloon, Inhaled The Balloon And It Made His Voice Deep, Instead Of High.
"MAJORRR ROCKSTARRRSSS~"

Grandma Rosiepuff Groaned In Her Hands.
"Just Because You're-"

Baby Branch Inhaled The Balloon Again And Spoke Deeply.
"MAAAAAJOR ROCKSTARRRSSS~"

"UGGGHH GIMMIE THAT!"
Grandma Rosiepuff Tried To Snatch The Balloon Away.

Before Grandma Rosiepuff Could Snatch The Balloon, Baby Branch Already Let It Go, Causing The Balloon To Fly Around The Pod And Knock Into One Of Clay's Paintball Guns.

This Resulted In The Paintball Gun Going Off And Shooting Rapidly At The TV, Making A Hole In The Screen And Causing Smoke To Come Out Of It, Destroying The TV.

"Whoops-"
Baby Branch Said As He Dumped Out A Full Diaper Of Poop.

Grandma Rosiepuff Got Fed Up And Shouted At Her Grandsons.
"YOU'RE ALL GOING TO SCHOOL AND GONNA GROW SOME ****ING BRAINS!!!!!!!"

BroZone Gasped At That Horrifying Word Told By Their Grandma.
"SCHOOL?!?!?!?"