Magic beans
The two brothers looked around until they saw a resident who was holding a buffalo
John Dory: excuse me sir but can you tell us where are we
Resident: ah I see you two are foreigners
Bruce: what makes you say that 🤨
Resident: The fact that you guys are wearing funny clothes
John Dory: anyway can you tell us where are we
Resident: you are in Happy Valley
Bruce: 🤨
John Dory: then why does it look barren
Resident: we used to live in a prosperous place until a giant burgen came and stole our magical harp
Bruce: what's so magical about that harp
Resident: it's because it provided us with all of the food and water we needed
Bruce: can't you guys just farm the food yourself
Resident: that's a silly idea anyway I can let you guys stay here but you must do something in return
John Dory: what
Resident: you two have to go sell my buffalo so I can get enough money to go to the other village to buy more food to last me another week
John Dory: and what about water
Resident: oh I drink my own sweat
Both: 🤢🤢
Resident: you want some
Bruce: I think we're going to pass
Resident: suit yourself *drinks more sweat*
John Dory: 🤮
And so even though they don't exactly like him John Dory and Bruce went to the forest to go sell the buffalo and hopefully be able to have a place to stay while they figure out how to compete the story and make it back home
Bruce: okay I'm not really seeing anyone and I'm starting to get bored of walking I wish I was back on Vacay Island and go surfing
John Dory: I know how to make this walk more bearable
Bruce: like what 😒
John Dory: how about we sing a song
Bruce: I will do anything
Later
John Dory: 🎵 and I would walk 500 miles
Bruce: 🎵 and I would walk 500 more
Both: da la da la la la-
Then they get interrupted by a strange old troll
Strange troll: that's a nice buffalo you got there
John Dory: we are selling it
Bruce: you can have it, it will make for a nice pet or a good meal but what are you going to pay us with
Strange troll: I unfortunately don't have money but I will exchange it for some magic beans
John Dory: ok
Bruce: JD wait don't do this we need actual money and besides there's not even a lot of beans
John Dory ignores his younger brother's warning and makes the trade
Bruce: Johnathan Dorian you are officially a block head 🤦♂️
John Dory: come on Bruce you know how much I hated it whenever mom and dad would call me that when I got in trouble your turning into mom 😒
Then the two make it back to Happy Valley where they meet up with the resident who offered them a place to stay and told him about John Dory's blunder and he was upset and threw the beans to the ground and told them that they are going to stay with him for one night only not knowing what is going to be in store for them the next day
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