"Speed Dating?! NO!"
Frond Refused.

"Yes, You're Going To Participate"
Branch Said.

"Whoa, Since When Do You Make Me Participate In Things?"
Frond Asked.

Poppy Came.
"Since I Made Him-"

"oH"
Frond Said.

"C'mon Fronddd, I Know You're Heartbroken By Julie, But This Is Exactly What You Need!"
Poppy Said.

"Your Future Lover Could Be Here Tonight!"
Branch Said.

"Look Guys I Appreciate You Concerned, But I Am FINEEEE"
Frond Insures.

Poppy Put A Name Tag On Frond's Jacket.

"What The-.....Dangit"
Frond Said.

"We Postponed Guys Night For This, Sooo Make It Count"
Branch Said.

"Yeah, I'm Going Home"
Frond Was About To Walk Away.

Poppy Stopped Him.
"Absolutely Not! You Have Nothing Else To Do Plu Istoleyourpodkeysandhiditinoneofcoopersbodypartsandimnottellingyouwhereitisuntilyouparticipate HAHAHA!"

Frond Groans.

~~~

Poppy Went On Stage.
"Okay Trollmates! When You Hear This Sound...."

🔔

"It Would Mean To Rotate To The Next Table! So Let's Get This Starteddddd!"
Poppy Announced.

The Trolls Went To Different Tables To Meet Others.

Guy Sat With A Girl Named Taffy (fazed_).

"Heyoooo! I'm Guy Diamond! But Of Course Your Already Knew That Cause I'm A FAN FAVORITEEEEE! PLUS I GET GLITTER FARTS WHICH IS MOST ICONIC AND ALSO I GET DIARRHEA WHICH HAPPENS TO BE FROSTING AYOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Taffy Shoves Laffy Taffy In Guy's Mouth.
"Shush.......Just Shush"

🔔

Cooper Sat With A Girl Named Peach. (x_xbroppy2x_x).

"Hi!"
Cooper Greeted.

"Hiii~"
Peach Giggles.

"........... I Eat Soap"
Cooper Said.

Peach Raises Her Eyebrow.

Cooper Laughs Out Bubbles.
"HAHAHAHA 🧼"

"Oh!"
Peach Moved Back.

🔔

A Girl Named San (sanhitaa) Sat In Front Of Frond.

"AYEEEE! WHO'S READY TO SPEED DATE UP IN HEREEEEEE"
San Hyped Up.

Frond Chuckles.
"Not Meeeee. Yeah I'm Actually Not Here For The Whole....Speed Dating Horror Show Going On Here So-"

San Shushes Frond.
"Shhhhhh.....This Mating Dance....Is For Youuuu~"

Frond Blinks.

San Started Doing The Harlem Shake And Hitting The Quan.

Frond Just Sat There.
"0_______0"

🔔

Guy Sat With A Girl Named Goldie (GoldenTheFangirl).

"SO I'D LOVE TO HEAR MORE ABOUT YOUUUUU, WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SIGN?! THIS ONES MINE 🚹 HAHAHAAAAAAA"
Guy Held Up A Bathroom Sign.

Goldie Felt Awkward.
"Oi..."

🔔

Biggie Sat With A Girl Named Dub (P_Productions).

"So I'm Like....Who Am I.....Who Are You....But....Under What Mythical Rope Are We Tied Against? Ya Know?"
Biggie Ate Donut.

Dub Sighs Dreamily.
"😍~"

🔔

Frond Sat With A Girl Named Pearl (rainb0wbby).

"So.....Are You Branch?"
Pearl Asked.

"Uh....No"
Frond Replied.

"Well I Don't Know, You Look Like Him"
Pearl Shrugs.

"Well I'm Not...Heh..."
Frond Said.

"You Know What, Maybe It's Your Eyelashes"
Pearl Looked Closely.

"Branch Is My Twin, So I Could See Why You're Confused"
Frond Said.

Pearl Thought.
"Hm....It's Like You Got....Resting Branch Face-"

Frond Blinked.
"Well You Know What, That's Not A Thing .___."

~~~

Later On At Speed Dating...

Frond Sat At His Table, Looking Around At Everyone Else.

Frond Sighs.

"So Cupcakes, Donuts, Or Cream Filled Cookies?!"
A Girl Asked.

Frond Looked Across From Him.
"I'm Sorry What?"

It Was A Girl, Named Jessie T.
"Favorite Snack Silly! Don't Think, Just Answer With Your Gut GO!"

"Uh......Cream Filled Cookies?"
Frond Answered.

"Okayyyy"
Jessie Wrote That Down. 🗒✏

Frond Was Confused.

"Favorite Color?"
Jessie Asked.

"Ummm..."
Frond Thought.

"Oh Of Course Blue! Duh! Hah!"
Jessie Wrote That Down.

Frond Rasied His Eyebrow.

"If You Could Have One Super Power, What Would It Be?!"
Jessie Asked.

"To Disappear, Like Right Now-"
Frond Answered.

"Okay....."
Jessie Wrote That Down.

"What's Your Favorite Hobby?"
Jessie Asked.

"Well Ya Know, It's More Like Hanging With My Brother Since We Reunited 12 Years Ago"
Frond Answered.

"Oh? But Isn't He King?"
Jessie Asked.

"Yeah But.....He's Mostly Protecting The Village Everyday"
Frond Said.

"Then You'll Definitely Have Enough Free Time Now Since He Doesn't Need Ya Anymore"
Jessie Said.

Frond Get A Lonely Feeling For A Second.

"Okay- We Are Done Here"
Frond Got Up And Walked Away.

"......ARE YOU AFRAID TO TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS?!"
Jessie Asked Loudly.

Frond Turned Around.
"Hey! Just Because I Don't Wanna Talk About Them, Doesn't Mean I'm Afraid"

Jessie Walked To Him And Took More Notes.
"Okayyyy So Usually Lonely ✏"

"She Talks To Herselfff"
Frond Said.

"Never Lets Himself Out There ✏"
Jessie Wrote Down.

"Never Answers Her Own Questionsssss, Left Handed, Probably A Witch"
Frond Said.

Jessie Finalizes.
"Looks Like We're 23% Incompatible!"

"Oh And You Needed A Form To Tell Ya That? That's Always SOOOO Smart. Well I Hope You Luck Annoying The Next Guy"
Frond Said.

"I Don't Need Luck, I Have A Formula"
Jessie Replied.

"Okay Well Have A Nice Life 👋"
Frond Waved.

"Have Fun Being Alone! :D"
Jessie Grinned Sarcastically.

"Oh I Will! :D"
Frond Grinned Sarcastically Back.

~~~

Frond Storms Out The Speed Dating Area.

Poppy And Branch Were Waiting Outside.

"Well?"
Poppy Said.

"How'd It Go?"
Branch Asked.

Frond Looked At Them.
"And That's Why We Should've Stayed At Guys Night -.-"

Frond Walked Back To The Bunker.

Branch Sighs.
"Poor Brother...."