Later That Night...

The Boys Came To Branch & Frond's Bunker For 'Guy Night'.

"GUY NIGHT! GUY NIGHT! GUY NIGHT!"
They Chant.

"Shhhh! I'm Trying To Concentrate On The Process Of Popping Popcorn! I Need To Know If It'll Burn"
Branch Said.

They Chant Quieter.
"guy night guy night"

Guy Opened His Soda Can.
"Ah Yes, Guy Night. Where The Night Is Named.....After Me~"

"More Like For Letting LOOOOSE!"
Ducky Laid Back.

"Yeah, And Letting Go Of Our Problems And Slack"
Bunny Took Off His Socks.

It Smelled.

They Cover Their Noses.
"Bunny!"

"AWEEE BUNNY!!!! PUT YO SOCKS BACK ON! IDK WHERE YO FEET BEEEEEN"
Ducky Covered His Nose.

"I Don't Even Know Why We Wear Socks In The First Place"
Bunny Said.

"Cause You're A Toy?"
Biggie Asked.

"NO!.....yes"
Bunny Replied.

"HA- You're A Toy, While I'm A Abandoned Pet"
Duke Ate His Chips.

"And You Have Warts-"
Ducky Said.

Duke Gets Offended.
"Well Than...."

"AND THAT'S CARNIVAL TOYS TO YOU!"
Bunny Said.

"Yeah Bruh, WE FINNA BE WITH THE FOXY LADIES! Due To Our Carnival Popularity"
Ducky Said.

"Well If Your So Popular, Then Why Haven't You Two Been Won?"
Cooper Asked.

Bunny Sighed
"Well- We Were Number 1 Popular Prize..."

".....Until One Blue Dude Took Our Place Away -.-"
Ducky Glares At Branch.

"Hey! You Two Were Kicking My Face While I Was Trying To Escape"
Branch Said.

"Uh Huh-"
Ducky Said.

"Sure Pal-"
Bunny Rolled His Eyes.

Branch Came With The Popcorn Bowl.
"Popcorns Readyyy!"

Biggie And Fuzzbert Snatch The Bowl.

"Wow-"
Branch Said.

Branch Took Out His Brownies And Sat On The Couch.

Gary Projected A Screen Of The Bergen Town Bergen-Ball Game.

Branch Layed Back.
"Ahhh~ Absolutely No Women Worries 😌"

"Ahhhhh~"
They All Laid Back.

Until Frond Came In Sobbing.

"WHY! WHY!!! WHYYYYYYY!!!!"
Frond Cried On The Floor.

"Shhhh!"
The Guys Shushed Frond.

Branch Looked Over.
"Hey Bro- Ready For Guy Night?"

"OH WHY IS THE WORLD SO UPSIDE DOWNNNN 😭😭😭"
Frond Cried.

Branch Thought.
"Lemme Guess.....She Dumped You"

Frond Looked Up.
"HOW DARE YOU MAKE THE RIGHT ASSUMPTION!"

"Dude, It's Alrighttttt. Chilll And Watch The Gameeee"
Duke Said.

"I CAN'T CHILL!"
Frond Sobs.

Drex Came.
"Well You Better, These Chips N Dip I Made Won't Go To Waste"

Mikey Came Too.
"YEAH! And The Mayonnaise Anchovie Gummy Bear With Nail Clippings Shant Go To Waste Eitherrrrr"

The Guys Groan.

"Ugh, Mikey, I Said A Simple Pepperoni And Cheese Pizza! Not...This!"
Branch Said.

"Well Who's Fault Is That?"
Mikey Shrugs.

Branch Gets Frustrated.
"YOU LITTLE- ITS YOURS!"

"Sureeeeee"
Mikey Placed The Pizza Down.

Mikey Took Off His Clothes, And Left On His Speedo And Sat On The Couch.

Biggie And Guy Scoot Away.

"Uh- Mikey?"
Guy Said.

"Wazzup Naked Shiner"
Mikey Replied.

"Um.....Can You At Least Put You're Pants Back On?"
Guy Asked.

"Why On Earth Would I Do That?"
Mikey Ate A Chip.

Guy Sighs.

Mikey Farts. 💨
"Oh Yeah~ Had To Let That Out"

Biggie Gags.
"Oh My- 🤢"

"Meep"
Dinkles Meeped, Suffering Through The Smell.

Drex Slapped Mikey's Head.

Archer Came With Napkins.
"I'm Herreeee!"

"OH JULIEEEE! WHYYYY!!!!"
Frond Cried In Archers Face.

"O_______O"
Archer Stepped Back

Frond Cried Louder.
"😭😭😭😭"

"Jesus....He Needs The Lizard Lord"
Archer Sat On The Rug.

Frond Cries More.
"I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I DID WRONG! IT WAS SUCH A GOOD RELATIONSHIP! IT LASTED SO LONG!"

"You Mean Yesterday?"
Branch Said.

"EXACTLY! IT WAS GOING SO WELL FOR THAT LONGGGG"
Frond Said.

"Well, Who Needs Girls?"
Drex Said.

"They'll Be Too Sensitive And Complicated Anyways"
Bunny Said.

"Like My Non Existent Ex Wife That Was A Spider! HAHAHAHA"
Cooper Laughed.

"Yeah! Your Bros Are Here For You Bro"
Duke Said.

Frond Sighs.
"Maybe I'm Meant To Be Lonely...."

Branch Refuses.
"No! Bro, You Came Back To The Village Almosg 12 Years Ago. It's Time For You To Get Out There"

"But No One Is Interested In A Whack-O Like Me!"
Frond Said.

Branch Thinks.
"Hm....Actually A Matter Of Fact, Poppy Is Hosting A Special Event Tonight And It Could Help Youuu"

Frond Shrugs.
"I Don't Know....."

"You're Going! Kings Orders"
Branch Said.

Frond Smiles A Bit.
"Okay Fine"

Branch Nods.
"Great, Now Wheres Aspen With The Cookies?"

~~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~

Aspen Was Busy Cleaning His Pod.

🎵 We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship, soaring through the skyyy, little trollsteins, na na na na na na na🎵
Aspen Sings As He Vaccumes.

Then, His Doorbell Rang.

Aspen Groans.
"Ugh, Dangit"

Aspen Turned Off The Vaccume And Went To The Door.

A Figure Was At The Door Staring At Him.

Aspens Opens It.
"Look Guy's I Told You The Cookies Are Baking-"

Aspen Saw The Mysterious Figure.
"Oh Hello!.........Huh?.....AHHHH!!!!"

Aspen Was Then Snatched...