~On Top Of The Tallest Building In
New Orleans~

The Rooftop Of The Tallest Building In New Orleans, The Hancock Whitney Center, Was A 51 Story & 697 Foot Tall Building.

On The Very Top, The Compartment Door Opened Wide, As Ellie & The Alley Cats Peeked Out The Door.

"Clear!"
Lightning Said.

The Alley Cats Then Walked Out The Door And To The Center Of The Rooftop.

"Purrrrrrfect~ Spit Out The Talking Sushi"
Ellie Ordered.

Ash, With His Mouth Closed, Began To Start Coughing And Hacking Up Trollex Out His Throat.

"BLUUUMAACCCCLACK- 💦🐟"
Ash Puked Up Trollex Out His Mouth.

Trollex Flopped On The Ground, Covered In Some Slobbery Garbage And Slimy Sardine.

Trollex Rose His Head.
"Wh- Wha-....What Year Is This..?"

Trollex Sat On His Flippers And Wiped The Slobber Off.
"Bleuck! That Smells Worse Than Cooper's Buttock Cupcakes...And That's Saying Something- AH!"

All Five Of The Alley Cats, Ellie, Butch, Meathead, Lightning, And Ash Were Surrounding Around Trollex.

"COLOR SUSHIIII AHYUCK-"
Ash Giggled Weirdly.

"I Call His Sweet Rainbow Armsss~"
Lightning Said.

"AH!"
Trollex Wrapped His Arms Around Himself.

"Oh Yeah?! Well I Call His Green Apple Ramen Noodle Hair!"
Meathead Said.

"AHH!"
Trollex Pulled On His Hair.

"AND IN BETWEEN HIS FLIPPER LEGS!"
Meathead Added.

Trollex Raised His Eyebrow, And Spread Open His Flipper, And Gained A Disturbed Look.

"That's Pretty Sick -.-"
Lightning Glared.

"YOU EAT THE BELLYBUTTON PARTS OF MICE, ITS THE SAME THING! UGH I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER, I'M GOING IN!"
Meathead Was About To Pounce At Trollex.

"NO!"
Trollex Covered His Face, Squinting His Eyes.

Ellie Immediately Slapped Meathead Away.
"NO!"

"DOI-"
Meathead Yelped, Backing Away.

"We're Not Going To Eat Him!"
Ellie Said.

"Ohhhh...Owie-"
Meathead Rubbed His Cheek.

Trollex Opened His Eyes.
"Wait Really?"

"Noooope"
Ellie Shook Her Head.

"Thanks For The False Hope-"
Lightning Walked Away To The Edge.

"Aweee, But I Really Wanted His Ramosie Insides To Nibble.."
Meathead Followed Lightning, Frowning.

Butch Chuckled And Whispered.
"Good Call On Saving Him For Just Us Ellie. Now We Can Split Him~"

"U-U-Uhh.."
Trollex Trembled In Fear.

Ellie Put Her Paw In Front Of Butch.
"Nah Uh, I Was Serious For All Of Us"

"Seriously???"
Butch Said.

"Wait So, You Kidnap Me Just To Eat Me?"
Trollex Raised His Eyebrow.

Ellie Chuckled, Sitting Next To Trollex.
"Of Course Nottttt"

"Mmmm.."
Butch Stared Down At Trollex, Hungrily.

"Oh. Well Uh...Okay...Then?"
Trollex Sat Awkwardly, Holding His Hands Together.

Trollex Cleared His Throat.
"S-So Umm..Why Did You Kidnap Me?"

"Oh Not A Big Reason, I Just Thought We'd Bring You Here In Private So You Can Tell Us ALLLL About Your Friend Poppy"
Ellie Replied.

"OHHHHH! That Makes More Sense, Sure!"
Trollex Said.

"Greattt!"
Ellie Grinned.

"Wait I'm Sorry, WHAT???"
Butch Said Confused.

"Ahem-"
Ellie Gestured Butch To Move To The Side For A Second.

"Mmm-"
Butch Walked Over To The Side.

"Excuse Us"
Ellie Got Up And Followed Butch In Private.

"Okay! 😄"
Trollex Said Innocently, Wiggling His Flippers.

"Have You Gone Soft?!?! We Just Brought Him Here To Learn About That Pink Gummy Bear???"
Butch Whispered.

"Shhh! No, Don't You Get It? He's Out Bait!"
Ellie Said.

"Pretty Sure Our Tails Aren't Long Fishing Pole Rods Ellie-"
Butch Flexed His Tail Up.

"No You Idiot- We're Using Him As Bait So That It Will Lure The Trolls Here!"
Ellie Explained.

"Ohhhhh"
Butch Said.

"Therefore, Once They Come, We'll Make Them Trade Poppy's Hair For Their Little Fishy Dory Friend"
Ellie Gestured To Trollex.

Trollex Played With His Hair, And Bit It.
"ARGH- PFFLAH! Definitely Not The Same As Ramen Noddles"

"I Like It, I Like It"
Butch Nodded.

Ellie Walked Back Over To Trollex, To Sit Next To Him.
"So, Tell Me All About Your Friend Poppy"

"Ah Yeah Poppy! I've Known That Girl My Whole Life! 1 Movie-"
Trollex Started Talking To Ellie About Poppy.

~~~

~In The Street Of New Orleans~

Queen Lavender & Poppy Both Quickly Ran Through The Streets Of The City, Following Lavender's Lead.

Poppy Was Running Out Of Breath.
"UH MOM, NOT SURE WHERE WE'RE GOING BUT PRETTY SURE MY LEGS WILL GIVE OUT- OOF!"

"WAIT!"
Queen Lavender Stopped Herself And Poppy From Running.

"Hhh...Hhh..Finally...Whew! I Shouldn't Skip Leg Day Anymore"
Poppy Breathed Heavily.

"This Is The Place"
Queen Lavender Looked Up At A Store.

Poppy Looked Up And Raised Her Eyebrow.
"This Is?"

The Two Trolls Had Arrived In Front Of A Local Antique Store, Called "M.S. Rau's Antiques", In A Plaza Of New Orleans.

Poppy Blinked In Confusion.
"Uhhh, As Much As I'd Love Mother Daughter Shopping Time For Worthless Antiques, We're On A Tight Mission Mom!"

"No No, This Is Where My Friend Is To Help Us Get To The Top Of The Building Where Trollex Is Being Kept"
Queen Lavender Explained.

"In An Antique Store?"
Poppy Scratched Her Head.

"It'll Make Sense Once You See, But Keep A Low Profile"
Queen Lavender Told Her.

Poppy Nodded.
"GOT IT!"

Queen Lavender Used Her Hair To Swing At The Door's Mail Slot, And Slid In.

Poppy Inhaled And Exhaled, And Dashed At The Door.
"RAAAAAAHHHH- OOP!"

Poppy's Head Fit In The Mail Slot, But Her Lower Half And Butt Didn't Fit In.

Poppy Struggled To Push Herself In.
"Wow, Branch Was Right....I Am Thicc"

"I Gotcha!"
Queen Lavender Used Her Staff To Hook Poppy's Arm, And Pull Her Inside The Antique Store.

Poppy Landed And Straightened Herself.
"Thanks Mom! Whoaaaa...Look At This Place.."

The Antique Store Had Loads Of Old Time Antiques With Lights, Lamps, Statues, And Half Dusted Tables.

"It's So Glamorous! Ancient! Oo! Would You Ever Think A Cowboy And A Plastic Spork Would Roam Around Here By Any Chance?"
Poppy Asked.

"I Don't Think So"
Queen Lavender Replied.

"You're Right You're Right, Waaaay Out Of Our Studio's Scenario-"
Poppy Said.

"Shhh!"
Queen Lavender Pointed Across At The Elderly Worker Organizing The Antiques.

"Ohhhh Right Sorry, Low Profile, YOU GOT IT!"
Poppy Rose Her Hands Up Happily, Accidentally Hitting A Glass Statue.

The Glass Statue Wobbled A Little And Tipped Over To Break Into Pieces.

"O-Oops.."
Poppy Looked At The Pieces.

"Huh?"
The Elderly Woman Turned Her Head.

"What Did I Just-?!?!?"
Queen Lavender Said.

The Elderly Woman Came Around The Corner To See The Broken Statue.
"Let Me Take A Look...Oh"

Poppy & Queen Lavender Were Posed On A Telephone With Big Smiles, As If They Were A Phone Holder Statue.

"Oh My! I Must Get A Broom.."
The Elderly Woman Walked Off To Find A Broom And Dustpan.

Poppy Got Out Her Pose And Chuckled Nervously.
"Heh Heh Heh.."

"-.- This...Way 👉"
Queen Lavender Glared At Her Daughter And Pointed In A Direction.

Queen Lavender And Poppy Got Off Of The Phone Holder Stand, And Walked Towards The Back Of The Store At A Old Vent On The Bottom Of The Wall.

Poppy Followed Her Mother.
"Sorry About That Mom! My Enthusiasm Kinda Got A Hold Of-"

"SHHH! Just Stand There And Keep Quiet!"
Queen Lavender Directed And Pointed Next To Her.

Poppy Quickly Went To Stand In The Spot Her Mother Pointed, Like A Little Girl Would.

Queen Lavender Did A Knock On The Vent Plate To The Jingle Of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star".

"I'll Do The Talking"
Queen Lavender Whispered To Poppy.

Suddenly, The Vent Plate Opened From A Squirrel Inside, And Squeaked Happily To See Lavender.

"Hey Ruff! How Ya Doin Bud?"
Queen Lavender Ruffled Ruff's Head.

Ruff Squeaked More Happy Squeaks, Then Glanced At Poppy With A Sus Glare.

"Her? Oh She's Just My Plus One, Don't Worry"
Queen Lavender Gestured.

Ruff Moved Out The Way For Both To Enter, To Reveal A Little Secret Party Disco Hang Out For Abandoned Or Lost Creatures.

"Hey Guys!"
Queen Lavender Greeted Them All.

"LAVENDERRRRRR!!!!"
All The Animals & Creatures Shouted, Happy To See Queen Lavender Again.

"How's It Going?! Nice To See You Bob! Frank, Love The Floof Up There! Hanging In There Julie?"
Queen Lavender Greeted All Her Creature Friends As She Walked Through.

Poppy Followed Behind Her Mother, Amazed And Shocked From The Amount Of Friends She Has From The Real World.

"You Really Know All Of These Critters Here Mom?"
Poppy Asked.

"Yep, I Visit From Time To Time. You Meet Alot Of New Friends When Adventuring Out Here"
Queen Lavender Replied.

"That's Truly Amazing"
Poppy Said With A Smile, Liking The Sound Of That.

Queen Lavender Looked Up At The Snake Holding Up The Disco Ball.
"HEY JOE! HAVE YOU SEEN HOPPER?"

"HE'S IN THE BACK!"
Joe The Snake Shouted Back.

A Red-Eyed Tree Frog Named Hopper, (Voiced By "Keanu Reeves"), The Highest Jumping Frog, Stood Proudly With Heroic Music As He Had On His Very Canadian Helmet. 🇨🇦

"Guess Who Jumped Over 5 Samsung TV's And Landed In A Middle Aged Woman's Bra At Walmart"
Hopper Winked With A Sparkle In His Eye.

"Heyyy Hop!"
Queen Lavender Grinned To See Her Friend Again.

Hopper Bowed In Respect.
"Your Majesty. Who's The Pink Gumdrop?"

"Hopper, Meet Poppy My Daughter. Poppy, Meet Hopper, The Very Canadian Frog"
Queen Lavender Introduced.

"Hi!"
Poppy Greeted With A Smile, Yet Confused Of A Canadian Frog.

"And AKA The World's HIGHEST JUMPING RED-EYED TREE FROG! UNH! OH! UH HUH! YAH!"
Hopper Jumped Into Different Landing Positions.

Poppy Raised Her Eyebrow.
"Uhhh.."

"He's Overstunting, Give It A Sec"
Queen Lavender Whispered To Poppy.

"POO! WAH! PADAM! NUH! TUH!"
Hopper Continued Jumping In Numerous Positions.

Queen Lavender Sighed.
"Okay Hop, Hopperrrr We Need To-"

"WAIT- 1 More.....UNNNH YEAHHH~"
Hopper Was In A Position, Showing Off His Froggy Groin.

"Oooeeeww...That Should Be Censored.."
Poppy Looked Away For A Second.

"So What Brings Ya Back Lav?"
Hopper Asked.

"Well We-"
Queen Lavender Said.

"NO WAIT! Lemme Guess, You Wanted To See Me Make Dozens Of Canadian Stereotypes Types...Using Only My Feet~"
Hopper Rose His Foot, Wiggling His Toes.

"No No, Please That Would Get This Book Cancelled...We Need Your Help, One Of Our Friends Was Taken By Ellie And Her Gang"
Queen Lavender Said.

"Ellie The Alley Cat?? Did She Get Squeakles Again??!? I Thought You Would Know Better Than To Mess Around With That Furry Feline Again!"
Hopper Said.

"It's Not That, She's Taken Poppy's Friend Hostage From A Conflict They Had In New York"
Queen Lavender Added.

"Wow, This Poppy Sounds Like A Complete Full On Idiot For Trying To Encounter Someone Like Ellie. Such A Shame.."
Hopper Shook His Head.

"Does She Now?"
Queen Lavender Glanced Over At Poppy Playfully.

"PFFFT- YEAHHH! WHAT A MORON! HAHAHAHA....Hehhh..."
Poppy Laughed Awkwardly.

"OHHHHH, YOU'RE POPPYYY! Can't Believe I Forgot, Lav Literally Just Said It"
Hopper Said.

"And So Ellie Took Our Friend On Top Of The Hancock Whitney Center-"
Queen Lavender Said.

"WHAT?!?! That Place Is Like 50 Stories High!"
Hopper Said.

Queen Lavender Slowly Nodded.
"Yeahhhh...Which Is Why Who Better To Come To In Order To Jump ALLLLL The Way Across To The TOP Of The Building!"

"No 😀"
Hopper Replied Instantly.

"Hop-"
Queen Lavender Said

"No"
Hopper Jumped In A Position.

"Hop-"
Queen Lavender Said.

"NOPE!"
Hopper Jumped Into Another Position

"Hop-"
Queen Lavender Said.

"NO WAY!"
Hopper Jumped Into Yet Another Position.

"Hopppppp.."
Queen Lavender Pleaded.

"REJECTED 🤚💅"
Hopper Turned Away, Checking His Very Non-Existent Nails In Sass.

Poppy Groaned.
"UGHHH, OH PLEASE MR. HOPPER, THIS OWNER-LESS HAIRLESS CAT TOOK OUR FRIEND AND-"

"AH!"
Queen Lavender Immediately Covered Poppy's Mouth.

Hopper Slowly Turned Back Around.
"Owner...Less..?"

"UHHHH HEY HOP! HOW ABOUT YOU DO MORE UNCENSORED POSES, HOW BOUT IT HUH? :D"
Queen Lavender Suggested.

Hopper Suddenly Went Dramatic
"I Was Owner-Less Once.."

Queen Lavender's Ears Went Down.
"Hereee We Go.."

"Fred.."
Hopper Went Into A Dramatic Backstory.

~Flashback 10 Years Ago~

A Little Very French Canadian Boy Named Fred, Ran Happyily Right Into His Room Carrying A Frog Cage.

It Was Just A Very Normal Birthday For Little Fred, My Hope To Be New Proud Owner

He Had Finally Gotten The Greatest Gift He Could Ask For...ME!

Fred Excitedly Looked Inside The Glass Of The Cage, And Hopper Jumped Around The Cage Happily.

Everything Seemed Like It Was Gonna Be A Perfect Match...

...That Is Until..

Fred Opened Up The Cage For Hopper, As Hopper Jumped Out Of The Cage And Onto Fred's Face.

As Hopper Was On Fred's Face, His Face Suddenly Began Turning Red Slowly.

Little By Little, Bumps Started To Form All Over His Face And His Eyes Turning Red.

"AH!"
Fred Felt His Face Beginning To Swell Up Rapidly.

HE HAD AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO ME!

Hopper Quickly Jumped Off Of Fred's Face, Frightened, And Back Into The Cage.

"GOIYAHOI-"
Fred Held His Face And Flopped Down To The Ground.

It Was The Chaos! Fred Couldn't Hardly Breathe Cause Of Me!

CAUSE OF MEEE!!!

Fred's Parents Rushed Into The Room In Shock Of Their Son, And Freaked Out.

"AAAAAAH-"
The Mother Fell Down Unconscious.

The Only Rightful Solution Was To Get Rid Of Me...Permanently..

Fred's Dad Grabbed Hopper Out Of The Cage And Rushed To The Bathroom.

DOWN GOES ME

Fred's Dad Threw Hopper Right Down The Toilet And Flushed It.

RIGHT DOWN GOES ME!

Hopper Swirled Around In The Toilet Bowl, And Got Flushed Down The Drain.

~End Of Flashback~

"It Was Horrendous...Especially For Fred! Who Have Never Got The Chance To Spend Time With HIS NEW PETTTT!!! OH BOOHOOOOOOO! 😭"
Hopper Went Down To The Ground To Sob.

"Awwwww.."
Poppy Felt Bad.

"Mmmhmm.."
Queen Lavender Said, Tired Of Hearing The Same Story 20 Times.

"WAAAAAA!!!! OH FREDDIE! MY SWEET PROBABLY STILL A VIRGINIA LITTLE FREDDIEEE 😭😖😭😖"
Hopper Cried Out Loud Like A Baby.

Queen Lavender Sighed.
"Okaaay, Okaaay, C'mon Hop. Calm Down"

"NU! NU! NUUU! 🤧"
Hopper Rocked Back n Forth, Whimpering, Grabbing Joe The Snake's Tail To Blow In.

"HEY!!!"
Joe Yelled.

"I'M HAVING A MOMENT HERE JOE!!"
Hopper Whined.

"C'monnn That Was A Long Time Agooo! You Need To Move Past That"
Queen Lavender Said.

"B-But-"
Hopper Studdered.

Queen Lavender Interrupted.
"But Nothing! You Need To Prove To Yourself That You've Evolved From That Time, You're The Highest Jumping Tree Frog There Is! And Now You're The Only One Who Can Get Us Across To The Building With A Good 78% Chance Of Crashing!"

"78%?"
Poppy Raised Her Eyebrow.

"78%? 🥺"
Hopper Gave The Puppy Eyes.

"Any Frog Can Jump, But You're Hopper! The Frog Who Can Jump Miles Beyond Infinity!"
Queen Lavender Said.

"I-I Am? 👉👈"
Hopper Fiddled With His Fingers Like A Kindergartner.

"Of Course! Forget Fred, Forget The Allergy Incident! You Are Meant So Much More Than That. And This World We're In Can Experience The Greatness You Have To Offer It!"
Queen Lavender Explained.

Hopper Sniffed.
"This World...Can Experience...My Greatness..."

As That Phrase Was Said, It Spoke To Poppy For A Moment How She Thought About The Real World Seeing Her Heroic Greatness.

"Who's The Frog That Can Jump?"
Queen Lavender Asked.

"Hopper..?"
Hopper Replied.

"Who's The Frog That Can Leap?!"
Queen Lavender Asked.

"Hopper!"
Hopper Replied.

"Who's The Frog That Can Hop?!?!?"
Queen Lavender Asked.

"HOPPER!"
Hopper Posed Dramatically Like Snow White Would.

"WHO'S THE FROG WITH THE MAGNIFICENT KEANU REEVES VOICE?!?!?!?"
Queen Lavender Asked.

"I AMMM!!!"
Hopper Shouted.

"Can Ya Do The Jump?"
Queen Lavender Smirked.

"YES I CAN-ADA!!! 🇨🇦"
Hopper Shouted With Confidence, And Random Heroic Canadian Background Music.

Hopper Straightened His Helmet, And Did Some More Proud Jump Poses.

"Well, We Got Our Backup"
Queen Lavender Said To Poppy.

Poppy Smiled Heartwarmingly At Her Mother For The Motivational Talk She Had With Hopper, And Ready To Save Trollex.

~~~

~Ontop Of The Building~

Meanwhile On The Rooftop Of The Hancock Whitney Center, The Alley Cats Waited Around For When The Trolls Would Arrive To Save Trollex.

Meathead Looked Down The Edge Of The Building.
"Ooo! I Bet If I Spit Down There, The Spit Would Go SOOOO Fast It'd Go Through Someone's Skull!"

Lightning Blinked At That.
"That's The Most Nickelodeoniest Thing I Ever Heard A Non-Nickelodeon Character Say"

Across On The Other Building, The Trolls & Silas Made Their Way On Top Of That Rooftop.

Silas Walked Around The Rooftop.
"Jeez, Thank God The Owner Of This Building Was Old And Could Easily Manipulate Her Letting Me Come Up Here"

Barb Patted Silas's Face.
"Yeahhh, And Also Thank Your God Person That I'm Not In The Mood To Push You Off Here"

"Yeahhh......WHAT?!?!"
Silas Realized What Barb Said.

Nearby The Edge, Prince D & Cooper Were Prepping Up Hopper For His Epic Jump Across The Building.

"You Sure You're Ready For This Frog Man?"
Prince D Asked.

"YEAH CAUSE IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT, YOU'LL JUST DIE! HAHAHAHAHA 🤣"
Cooper Laughed, Being Unhelpful.

"Oh Yeah, Trust Me, A Frog's Gotta Do What A Frog's Gotta Do!"
Hopper Said.

"OKAY KERMIT 🐸"
Cooper Said.

"I Got This"
Hopper Insured.

"Hm, Are You Sure He's Got This?"
Branch Whispered To Queen Lavender And Poppy.

"Of Course! Hopper's The Most Highest Jumping Frog I've Ever Seen! He's Got It In The Bag"
Queen Lavender Said.

Squeakles Hopped On Branch's Shoulder.
"Yeah! He's Once Jumped Across THE WHOLE Disney World Park! Which I'm Pretty Sure Is Copyright Through Jumping-"

"But Has He Ever Jumped Over UNIVERSAL STUDIOS! Hehe, Cha-Ching! 😉💲"
Branch Winked At The Wattpad Camera, Holding Up A Brochure Of Universal Studios Orlando.

Poppy Chuckled.
"Guys Relaxxxx! We All Need To Have Faith In Hopper Righttt? FAITH IS ALL WE NEED RIGHT NOW! NO STRESS! HAHAHAHAHA FAITH! RIGHT MOM?!?!....Mom?"

Queen Lavender Was Busy Looking Out Into The Distance At The Sunset Shining On New Orleans.

Poppy Went To Her Mother And Watched The Sunset Shine As Well, Seeing How Beautiful It Was.

"Honestly, This Is The Best Part About This Place.."
Queen Lavender Said With A Soft Grin.

Poppy Glanced Over At Her Mother, Smiling At How Happy The Sunset Made Her.

Queen Lavender Sighed Happily.
"That's Gonna Be Quite A Jump For You And Hopper"

Poppy Continued Smiling.
"😊...........FOR ME?!?!?!?!?!??!"

Poppy Then Looked Out Across The Building Of How Far The Jump Would Be Between Both Buildings.

"Didn't I Tell Ya? You're Going With Him!"
Queen Lavender Patted Poppy's Shoulder.

"I AM??? O____O"
Poppy's Pupils Shrunk.

"Ham! Guin!"
Queen Lavender Ordered.

"HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT"
Ham & Guin Chanted, Picking Up Poppy Together And Putting Her On Hopper's Back.

"Let's Leap~"
Hopper Said With A Heroic Smirk.

"Don't Worry Honey, Hop's Is A Pro At This!"
Queen Lavender Said.

"B-B-BUT ACROSS A 50 STORY BUILDING?! THIS MAKES MY EXCESSIVE DANGEROUS SCHEMES SEEM LIKE A CUP OF TEA! AND THAT'S REALLY SAYING SOMETHING OF HOW DANGEROUS MY PLANS ARE!"
Poppy Yelled.

"She's Not Wrong-"
Branch Blurted.

"You'll Be Fineee! Me & Lav Will Be Ziplining Over There Across This Long String!"
Squeakles Wrapped A String Around Hopper's Waist.

"It's Fool Proof!"
Queen Lavender Insured.

"B-B-B-BUT-"
Poppy Studders..

"Now You See What Branch Abuse Feels Like- Jusssttt Like This -.-"
Branch Glared At Her.

"AREN'T YOU GONNA COUNTERARGUMENT THIS!?!"
Poppy Questioned.

"Oh I'm Sorry, But I'm Supposed To Be Positive Branchhhh Sooo Don't Worry Poppy, I'm Positively Sure You're Gonna Make It~"
Branch Gave A Sarcastic Smirk.

"If I Didn't Adore You So Much, I'd Tackle You -.- And Not In The Good Way"
Poppy Sassed.

Branch Scoffs And Moved Away.
"Pfft- Whatever You Need To Tell Yourself"

"Okay You Two! Time To Go! You Ready??"
Queen Lavender Asked.

"YES!/NO!"
Hopper & Poppy Yelled Out Different Things.

"READYYYY.."
Queen Lavender Said.

"W-WAIT! I GOT DIARRHEA!"
Poppy Said.

"CAN YOU TRY TO HOLD IT IN???"
Cooper Suggested Out Loud..

"Can Someone Slap Him For Me-"
Poppy Said.

Barb Jumped Up And Slapped The Back Of Cooper's Head.

"HOI-"
Cooper Rubbed His Head.

"You Deserved That-"
Barb Said.

"You Really Did-"
Prince D Said At His Brother.

"SETTTT.."
Queen Lavender Said.

"AH!"
Poppy Gripped Onto Hopper.

"She Ain't Never Gonna Make It-"
Ham Said.

"Let's Just Pray For Them"
Guin Said.

".....GO!"
Queen Lavender Shouted The Signal.

Hopper Immediately Ran Off Towards The Edge Of The Building At Full Speed With Poppy Gripping Onto His Back.

"HELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPME"
Poppy Said To Herself.

With All His Might, Hopper Jumped Off The Building With A Good Amount Of Force, And Leaped Across The Sky In Slo Mo.

Poppy Screamed In Slo Mo Like A Maniac.
"A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H-H-H-H-H-!-!-!-!-!"

Hopper Felt Good Pride In His Stunt As He Glided Across Towards The Other Building.

Until Suddenly, Hopper Had A Vision In Front Of Him Of A Imaginary Floating Head Of Fred.

Hopper Gasped Softly.
"Fred..?"

Imaginary Fred: "Tsk Tsk Tsk...
Y o u
A l m o s t
K i l l e d
M e e e e e ! ! !👺 "

"Oh No...He's Right! I'M SUCH A DANGER IN DISGRACE! I'M SORRY FREDDIE!!! 😖"
Hopper Covered His Face In Shame.

"WAIT NO NO NO-"
Poppy Gripped On Tighter.

Losing His Momentum In The Sky, Hopper Twirled Around In The Air, Almost Not Making It To The Other Building.

Butch Looked Up In The Sky.
"Uhm, What Is That"

"Is It A Bird?"
Lightning Wondered.

"Is It A Planeeeee?¿"
Ash Wondered.

"IT'S A CANADIAN STEREOTYPE FROG! :D 🇨🇦"
Meathead Shouted.

Hopper & Poppy Together Reached The Other Side Of The Building And Crashed Onto The Rooftop.

"OOF-"
Poppy Crashed Onto Trollex.

"THEY MADE IT!!!"
Silas Yelled Out.

"YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYY!!!"
The Gang Cheered From Across.

Hopper Landed On Ash's Face.
"What's New Pussy Cat? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Poppy Groaned, Rasing Her Head.
"Ugghhh....TROLLEX!"

"POPPY!"
Trollex Grinned Relieved.

Ellie Stood Up, Grinning Mischievously.
"Oh Poppyyyy, We Were Just Talking About Youuuu~"

Poppy Got Up, Holding Trollex's Arm.
"I'm Sure You Were, SPECIFICALLY ABOUT MY HAIR!"

"Let's Go!"
Queen Lavender Signalled Squeakles.

Queen Lavender Used Her Staff To Zipline Across The Long String To The Other Building With Squeakles On Her Shoulder.

"Calm Downnn, I Just Wanna Talkkk~"
Ellie Said.

"YEAH, WITH MY HAIR ON YOUR BODY AS YOU SPEAK!"
Poppy Said.

Queen Lavender Made It To The Other Building And Flipped In The Air To Land In Front Of Poppy.

Queen Lavender Pointed Her Staff At Ellie.
"Don't Come Another Inch To Them-"

"We Certainly Wouldn't Wanna Make This Any Harder Than It Is, Would We?"
Ellie Said.

"MAYBE WE DO, MAYBE WE DON'T, YOU DECIDE!"
Poppy Blurted.

"If That's What You Want"
Ellie Snapped Her Paws.

Meathead Immediately Snatched Trollex Away From Poppy In A Hand Grip.

"TROLLEX!"
Poppy Said.

"Annnd Here We Go Again- Oh Nooo Helppp Meeee Aaaah.."
Trollex Said Boredly Of Always Being Kidnapped.

"-.-"
Queen Lavender And Squeakles Glared At Poppy.

"Heh Heh...Oh My Big Mouth.."
Poppy Looked Down Ashamed.

"SQUEAKS!"
Queen Lavender Shouted.

"ON IT!
Squeakles Leaped At Meathead And Whacked Him With Her Tail.

"YOIDOI-"
Meathead Yelped And Fell Back.

Squeakles Jumped On Meatheads Chest And Choked Him With Her Tail.
"IS IT TRUE A CAT ALWAYS LANDS ON IT'S FEET?!?!?"

"N-NO! THAT'S JUST A RUMOR SPREAD BY DOGS!!!"
Meathead Yelled As He Was Choked.

"YAH!"
Lightning Whacked Squeakles Away Off Of Meathead.

Queen Lavender Gasped.
"SQUEAKS!"

"HISSSSS!"
Ellie Hissed And Pounced At Poppy And Trollex.

"AAAH!"
Poppy And Trollex Hugged Each Other.

Queen Lavender Reacted Immediately And Used Her Staff To Hook Ellie's Foot And Twist It To Make Ellie Fall On Her Back.

"ARG- UGHHH!!"
Ellie Groaned In Anger.

"HOPPER! JUMP BACK WITH POPPY AND TROLLEX!"
Queen Lavender Instructed.

Hopper Ran Over To Poppy And Trollex And Lifted Them On His Back.

"Let's Leap~ Again-"
Hopper Repeated.

Hopper Quickly Ran Towards The Edge Of The Building, About To Jump Off.

"Not So Fast!"
Butch Stomped His Paw On The String Attached To Hopper.

"AH!"
Hopper, Poppy And Trollex Got Pulled Back At Sudden.

"THEY NEED HELP!"
Branch Said.

Branch Looked Over At The Other End Of The String On Their Side And Grabbed It.

"GUYS! START PULLING!"
Branch Told The Gang.

"YOU HEARD THE TIMBERASS! PULL!"
Barb Repeated.

"THANK YOU FOR THE INSULT CALLBACK-"
Branch Said.

The Trolls, Ham & Guin Grabbed The End Of The String Together And Pulled With All Their Might.

Hopper Felt His String Being Slowly Tugged On
"Oh No...AH!"

Before Hopper, Poppy, And Trollex Could Get Pulled Back, Ellie And The Alley Cats Grabbed On Hopper.

"YOU'RE NOT LEAVING HERE WITH MY HAIR!!!"
Ellie Yelled.

"IT'S MY HAIR!!!"
Poppy Yelled Back.

Both Sides On Across Both Of The Buildings, Pulled Hard On Each Of Their Side, Like Tug-Of-War.

Squeakles Wobbled Up.
"Oh Geez-"

"Gotcha Squeaks!"
Queen Lavender Picked Up Squeakles Carefully.

"Thanks, BUT LOOK!"
Squeakles Pointed At What Was Happening.

"UGGGGHHHHHH!!!!"
Both Sides Continued Pulling On The String Across The Buildings.

"God This Is SO CARTOONY-"
Silas Said.

Queen Lavender Jumped Up To The Alley Cat's Paws Who Held Hopper In Their Grip.

"We Gotta Get This String Off You Hop!"
Queen Lavender Tried To Untie The String From Hopper's Waist.

"Not If I Can Help It- ASH! JUMP ACROSS ON THE MIDDLE OF THE STRING!"
Ellie Ordered.

"Uhhhh... Is That Safe?¿ 🧐"
Ash Thought Scientifically.

"JUST DO IT!!!"
Ellie Replied.

"NIKEEEEEEEE!!!"
Ash Ran To The Edge And Jumped Towards The Middle Of The String.

Queen Lavender's Eyes Widen.
"NO! THE WEIGHT IS GONNA-"

"UNH!"
Ash Fell On The Middle Of The String.

Of Course, Due To The Weight Of Ash, The Alley Cats & The Trolls Both Sides Fell Down Off The Building's, All The Way Down.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Everyone Yelled From The Top Of Their Lungs, Falling Their Way Down The 50 Story Buildings.

Silas Just Looked Down At Them Falling.
"....My Life Is Officially In Looney Tunes Standards-"

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
Everyone Continued Screaming.

"WE'RE GONNA SLAM DUNK INTO TUNA CHUNKS!!!"
Meathead Yelled.

Butch Slapped Meathead's Head.
"IDIOT! WE LAND ON OUR FEET!"

"OH YEAH :D"
Meathead Grinned.

"OH NO- WE DON'T!"
Branch Said At Barb.

"CLEARLY!!! -.-"
Barb Glared.

"WE'RE GONNA DIE G"
Ham Hugged Guin.

"I GOTCHU BROTHA!"
Guin Hugged Ham.

"MY MAAAAN!!!!"
Both Cried Out Loud.

"AAAAAAAAAA- D'OH!!!"
All The Trolls & Ham And Guin Landed In The Back Of A Parked Pickup Truck.

Meanwhile The Alley Cats All Crashed Into A Mailbox Together, With The Mail Spreading Flying Everywhere.

Prince D Rose His Head, Shaking It.
"Well That Was Lucky"

"AND WE'RE ALL ALIVEEEEE!"
Branch Hugged Barb Close To Him.

Barb Held Out A Plastic Fork.
"Stepping Over The Line Man 🔪"

Hopper Couldn't Believe He Did His Jump.
"I Did It....I Actually Did It....HAHAHAAAA! SUCK ON IT FREDDIEEEE! SUCK ON ITTTT!!"

"Annnd WE GOT TROLLEX BACK!"
Poppy Grinned Wide.

"Yayyyy -.- This Is Just A Princess Peach Scenario Of Always Getting Kidnapped.

Silas, Who Used The Elevator To Make His Way Down The Building, Ran Out The Doors To Look For The Trolls.

"TROLLS? GUYSSS??"
Silas Looked Around.

"OVER HERE!"
Poppy Waved High.

Silas Ran Over To The Pickup Truck.
"Oh Thank God! You Guys Gotta Stop Doing Cartoony Slapstick"

"Welcome To The Franchise -.-"
Branch Glared.

"Everyone Good?"
Queen Lavender Asked.

"Yeah But, Where's Those Cats??"
Silas Asked.

"Maybe They're Dead! :D"
Cooper Thought.

"Cats Land On Their Feet-"
Prince D Said.

"Ohhhh...THEY DIED ON THEIR FEET! :D"
Cooper Corrected.

"Well Wherever They Are, They Didn't Land Near Us So We Need To Go Right Now!"
Squeakles Suggested.

"In What Transportation Exactly?"
Silas Crossed His Arms.

Suddenly, The Redneck Country Driver Of The Pickup Truck Walked Back To His Door, As Silas Quickly Ducked Down.

"Yeah Ma, I'm Bout' To Drive Off Now, I Filled Up The Tank And On My Way To Austin Right Now"
The Redneck Driver Shut His Door, While On The Phone.

"Austin? That's A City In Texas!"
Squeakles Said.

"And It's Our Next State! We Got A Ride"
Queen Lavender Said.

"How Convenient"
Silas Rolled His Eyes.

"Depending How Fast He Drives, We Can Make It To Austin By Late Tonight"
Queen Lavender Said.

"Get In Silas!"
Poppy Gestured.

"NOOO WAY! I AM NOT JUMPING SOME RANDOM HILLBILLY'S TRUCK- THAT'S CHILD ABDUCTION 101"
Silas Turned Away.

The Pickup Truck Began To Start Up And Slowly Drive Away Without Silas.

"K Byeee! 👋"
Poppy Waved Bye.

"WHAT?!?!"
Silas Said.

Everyone Smirked At Silas As The Pickup Truck Began To Drive Away.

"Uggghh.."
Silas Rolled His Eyes And Quickly Ran Up To The Back Of The Pickup Truck.

Silas Grabbed Onto The Back And Fell In.
"OOP-"

The Driver Heard The Thud Noise.
"Huh?....Eh"

As The Pickup Truck Drove It's Away Onward Towards Austin Texas, The Alley Cats Climbed Out Of The Mailbox.

"I Guess All Cats Land In A Mailbox-"
Lightning Said.

"My Feet Aren't Inevitable :("
Meathead Frowned.

"Mmmm~"
Ash Chewed On The Mail Letters. ✉

Butch Chuckled Sarcastically.
"Heh Heh Heh, Stupid...Heh Heh Heh HOW STUPID OF A PLAN WAS THAT ELLIE!"

Ellie Sighed And Glanced At Butch.
"Butch-"

"OH WHAT? YOU GOT A NEW PLAN? HUH??! HUH?!?! I'M SURE IT'S JUST A NEW BRILLIANT BACK UP PLAN OH NON-FURRY LEADER!"
Butch Yelled At Ellie.

Ellie Rolled Her Eyes, And Took Out A Piece Of Trollex's Hair To Track, As She Gained Mischievous Evil Grin.