DreamWorks

Me: DreamWorks, are Poppy and Branch getting married? 🙄

DreamWorks: We've confirmed that they'll be getting married in the 4th movie 😁

Me: Will there be a holiday special where they get engaged? 🙄

DreamWorks: We haven't planned on that 🤔

Me: Then why do you keep wedding baiting us? 😑 

DreamWorks: We're not wedding baiting 😁

Me: All the teen and adult fans seem to think otherwise 🙄

DreamWorks: We don't have older fans 😌

Me: *grumbles in frustration* 😠

Disney

Me: Disney, it's been nearly 100 years, why aren't Minnie and Mickey married? 🤨

Disney: They are married 😊

Me: Then how come we haven't seen a wedding? 😒

Disney: They're married in private 😃

Me: Then why do you keep gagging us with fake marriage proposals? April Fools in House of Mouse and the nervous attitude in Mickey Mouse Clubhouse?

Disney: Kids never notice those things 😄

Me: 😤

Big Idea

Me: Big Idea, you don't seem to include any couples 😒

Big Idea: We don't like to include couples in kid shows 🫤

Me: What about Larry and Petunia? 🙄

Big Idea: Oh, they're just friends 😊

Me: What about all the couple roles they've played since Duke and the Great Pie War? 😑

Big Idea: Nope, just friends 😁

Me: *yells in frustration* 😫