~Late At Night~

Ladies & Gentletrolls!

Quarantine Fools & Hippies!

Welcome Tooooo....

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmyyyyyyy....TROLLON!

The Audience In The Studio Clapped.
"👏👏👏👏👏"

The Trolls All Sat In Their Seats Together.

Poppy Cheered Out Loud.
"YEAHHHH! WHOOOO!!!"

Branch Crossed His Arms, Scoffing.
"Pfft 😒..."

Now Here's Your Host...

The Man With The Plan...

The Brown Haired Goofball...

The Possibly Voiced By A Celebrity With The Same Somewhat Name...

JIMMMMYYY TROLLON!

Behind The Curtain, Jimmy Trollon (Portrayed By Celebrity "Jimmy Fallon"), Ran Out Into The Studio.

The Audience Clapped Again.
"👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏"

"Hello Helloooo Everyone! Yes! And Welcome To The Tonight Show!"
Jimmy Trollon Greeted.

"YEAHHHH SCREAMING AND HOLLERINGGGG AGAINST OUR WILL!!!"
Cooper Yelled.

"I'm Your Host Jimmy Trollon And We Have A Special Show For You Guys Tonight, One Being A Well Known Popstarrrr 👀"
Jimmy Hinted.

"Ooooooooo!"
The Audience Reacted.

"WHATEVER! JUST GET ON WITH IT!"
Branch Shouted.

Everyone Got Quiet At That And Looked At Branch.

*cricket cricket*

"......aNybOo! On With The Show! Play Us In Questhugs & The Roots!"
Jimmy Signaled.

The Roots Band On The Sidelines, Being The Background Band Providing The Music For The Show.

"You Got It Jim!"
Questhugs Replied.

The Roots Played The Instrumental Theme Of The Show. 🥁 🎸🎺

Poppy And Barb Danced In Their Seats Around Branch.

"WHOOOO!🤘"
Barb Jumped In The Air.

Branch Sighed And Shook His Head.
"Amateurs.."

Riff's Gasped At Drums The Band Had.
"Ces Tambours Font Que Mon Cœur Saute Un Battement Et Mon Butin Se Tortille 🤩"

Branch Looked At Riff.
"Wha-?"

"Oh Cmon Branchie Duckie, Can't You Find Simple Fun Entertainment Outta This Simple Show?"
Poppy Nudged.

"Something Entertaining Would Be Me Proving You All Wrong With This Area 51 Of A City BEFORE DEMOLISHING US ALL TO DEATH!!!"
Branch Exaggerated.

Poppy Blinked.
"........Okay But Other Than That?"

"Hmph, Whatever"
Branch Pouted.

"Ya Know What WOULD Be Entertaining?"
Barb Said.

"What?"
Branch Said.

Barb Whispers In Branchs Ear.

Branch's Eyes Widen With His Mouth Dropped.
"O_____O......Oh My God. Rude!"

Barb Nods.
"Yep"

Jimmy Trollon Sat At His Desk.
"Alright! Let's Say We Start With Some Classic Thank You Notes"

Branch Rolled His Eyes.
"🙄, Maybe We Can Write Him A Thank You Note For Letting Us Leave-"

"Shh!"
Poppy Elbowed.

A Glowbug Flew Down To The Desk And Put Down Paper Cards With A Pen.

Jimmy Took The Pen And Wrote The First Note.
"Thank You....Remotes....For Letting Our Fingers Get Exercise By Glossing Over Every Button To Get To A Channel While The Rest Of Our Bodies Just Lay There Like Pudding"

Poppy Bursted Out Laughing.
"HA! HAAAAAA! HAHAHAHA!"

Branch Raised His Eyebrow At Her.
"..."

Poppy Wipes A Laughing Tear.
"IT'S FUNNY CAUSE- WE DO FEEL LIKE PUDDING WHEN WE USE THE REMOTES FOR OUR FINGERS 🤣"

"....Uh Huhhhh..."
Branch Said Awkwardly.

Jimmy Wrote Another Note.
"Thank You....Samantha.....For Not Letting Us Know Who You Are, Thanks To Olaf"

Poppy Wheezes.
"HAAAAAAAA! 😂😂😂, THERE'S NO ONE NAMED SAMANTHA! BAHAHAHAAAA!"

Branch And Riff Stared At Poppy With Blank Faces.

"Uhhh, A-T-Elle Bu?"
Riff Whispered.

"Probably-"
Branch Whispered Back.

Jimmy Wrote One More Note.
"Thank You....Technology.....For Making Kids And Teens Today As Delirious As They Were In The 90s And Influencing The Word N.E.R.D"

Barb Spit Soda In Branch's Face, Laughing.
"PFFFFFFF- 💦💦💦"

Branch Just Sat There, Covered In Soda.

"HA! IT'S FUNNY CAUSE IT RELATES TO YOU"
Barb Pointed At Branch.

"-.- Sure"
Branch Wiped His Face.

"Okay Enough Of The Huggabaloo, Let's Move On To Our Next Segment. I Will Be Bringing Out A Special Guest Joining Us! She Is Trollywood's Current Trending Popstar With Her Iconic Hairstyle. She's Here To Chat With Us About Her Upcoming Concert, Give It Up For TRIA!"
Jimmy Presented.

Tria Came Out From Behind The Curtains, In A Beautiful Pink Skirt Top, And Waved At The Audience.

The Roots Played Music For Tria's Arrival.

Poppy Clapped Loud.
"👏 YAAAAY TRIAAAA! YEAHHH WHOO! SHE'S MY NEW FRIEND, I KNOW HERRRRRR!"

"SHHHH!"
Branch And Barb Say.

"She's The Singer Me And The Daft Trolls Are Opening For!"
Trollex Whispered To Delta And Trollzart.

"Well You're Quiet Lucky Trollex"
Trollzart Smiled.

Delta Nods.
"I'll Say. If I Ever Opened For A Popstar, I'd Be Lookin Like Lady Gaga In A Rainbow Bra"

"Huh?"
Trollex And Trollzart Say.

Tria Sat Down Next To Jimmy Trollon's Desk.
"Heyyyy Jimmy!"

"Hey To You Too Tria! I Am So Glad To Have You On The Show"
Jimmy Said.

"And I'm So Glad To Be Here! I've Been Waiting All Day For This. Even Got My Hair Done For It"
Tria Whipped Her Hair.

"Lookin Niceeee, Right Guys?"
Jimmy Said.

The Audience Clapped For Tria's Amazing Hair.
"👏👏👏👏👏"

Poppy Shouted.
"I WAS THERE! I WAS THERE WHEN SHE GOT IT DONEEE! HI TRIAAA AGAIN!"

"Hi Poppy! 👋"
Tria Waved Back.

Branch Tapped Poppy's Shoulder.
"Calm Your Pantyhose-"

"When You Calm Down That Blue Pretzel Stick Of Yours Whenever Your Around Me, Then I Will"
Poppy Told Him.

"😳"
Branch Covered His Area.

Jimmy Chuckles.
"Appears You Have Mega Fans In The Crowd Tria. So Tell Us, What Was It Like Preparing For This Upcoming Concert? I Know Everyone Is Anticipating It"

Branch Stood Up.
"YEAH! LIKE THE DEVIL OF ALL CONCERTS!"

Everyone Looked At Branch With Blank Faces.

*cricket cricket*

"I Don't Have Time For This-"
The Cricket Walked Away.

Everyone Watched The Cricket Leave.

The Cricket Came Back Again.
"Actually I Live This Way"

Everyone Watched The Cricket Go The Right Way To Exit The Studio.

Trollex From Behind, Gently Sat Branch Back Down.

"Hmph"
Branch Crossed His Arms And Legs.

"Well, It's Been A Really Nice Experience Of Rehearsing, Given This Being My First Concert. And I've Really Been Waiting To Give My Fans A Live Performance Of Entertainment To Make Them Smile"
Tria Smiled.

Darth Vader Held Up A "Awww" Sign.

"Awwwwww"
The Crowd Awed.

Darth Vader Tried To Do The "Force" Motion.

"Can Someone-"
Jimmy Signaled.

The Security Glow Bugs Escorted Darth Vader Out The Studio.

"Dang, What A Waste Of A Cameo"
Prince D Shook His Head.

"What Can You Tell Us About The Song You're Doing?"
Jimmy Asked.

"Hmmm, Well It's A Song Identifying Who You Are, And How You Sparkle In This World In A Special Way. And How We All Have A Rainbow Inside Of Us That Can Bring The Good Qualities Out"
Tria Explained.

Poppy Smiled At That And Repeated To Herself.
"Bring The Good Qualities Out.."

"Hopefully That Song Can Bring Out My Singing Qualities As Well"
Jimmy Said.

"Oooo, You Sing?"
Tria Asked.

"Girlllll, More Than Sing. I Can Rap Like Trollnilla Ice Ice Baby"
Jimmy Snapped His Fingers And Sassed.

"Periodtt"
Tria Sassed Also.

"PERIODTT!"
The Crowd Repeated.

Branch Sighed To Himself.
"Cringeeee"

"How's About I Treat You All To My Rap Skills! Huh?"
Jimmy Announced.

The Audience Clapped, Agreeing.
"👏👏👏👏👏"

Jimmy Took Out Two Microphones.
"Annnnd A Bonus, How's About I Let A Volunteer Spit Some Game With Me Too!"

Poppy Turned Around.
"Hey Prince D! You Should Go Out There!"

"Pops, You Know I'd Outshine His Rap Game. I Don't Wanna Embarrass Him On His Show"
Prince D Replied.

"Right Right"
Poppy Nodded.

Jimmy Stood Up And Went In The Center.
"Who Want's To Join Me!?"

"OOO! OOO! OOO! OOO! ME! ME!"
Trollex Raised His Hand.

Jimmy Looked All Around The Audience.
"Hmmm How Abouttttt..."

Jimmy Spotted Branch And Pointed.
"YOU! The Leaf Vest Troll!"

Branch Blinked.
"Me?"

"Mhmmm"
Jimmy Smirked.

"Yeah Branch! Go Honey!"
Poppy Smiled.

"Yeah Branch!"
Trollex And Trollzart Said.

Branch Shook His Head.
"No No No No I'm Good"

"Cmonnnn Dude! Have Some Fun In Your Life!"
Barb Said.

"Let Loose Sweetie! It's Your Time To Shine!"
Delta Said.

"Cmonnn B!"
Prince D Said.

"Nahhhh..."
Branch Refused.

Cooper Started Chanting.
"BRANCH! BRANCH! BRANCH! BRANCH!"

"Shhh Cooper Shhhh"
Branch Shushed.

Everyone Else Started Chanting.
"BRANCH! BRANCH! BRANCH! BRANCH! BRANCH! BRANCH! BRANCH! BRANCH! BRANCH!"

Barb Pushed Branch Out His Seat.

"AH-"
Branch Slid In The Center.

Everyone Kept Chanting.
"BRANCH! BRANCH! BRANCH! BRANCH!"

Branch Pulled His Ears.
"uuuuuuuUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone Quickly Shut Up.

Darth Vader And The Cricket Peeked In.
"Oop-"

Branch Let Out His Mind.
"YOU ALL ARE DELUSIONAL HILLBILLIES THAT DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS WHOLE SET UP IS A TRAP! I KNOW IT IS! THERE IS NO PLACE CALLED TROLLYWOOD! OR ANYTHING OF THIS CITY NATURE! I JUST WANNA PROVE YOU ALL WRONG SO I CAN GET HOME AND BE WITH MY REMOTE SON GARY!"

Everyone Kept Quiet, Not Reacting.

Jimmy Went Up To Branch.
"Wait, You Have A Remote Son?"

"Yes I Do -.-, What's It To You"
Branch Crossed His Arms And Turned Away.

Jimmy Reached In His Pocket And Took Out His Remote Son.
"This Is Larry. I Made Him A Few Years Back At My Home. He's My Company When I Wanna Be Alone"

Branch Slowly Turned Back Around.
"You....Have A Remote Son Too?"

"Of Course I Do, Who Wouldn't? I Mean Like It's The Best Kind Of Son"
Jimmy Said.

"And....You Be With Him When You Want....Alone Time...?"
Branch Asked.

"Duhhh, Alone Time Is The Best Time Right?"
Jimmy Said.

"Wow, Well This Is Gary"
Branch Took Out A Photo Of Gary.

Jimmy Looked At The Photo.
"Whoaaaaa! He Looks So Remotesome! I'm Sure Larry Would Like That"

Branch Smiled A Lil Bit.
"Ya Know, My Gary Has Different Features"

"Ooooo! So Does Larry!"
Jimmy Said.

"Really?!?"
Branch Said.

Jimmy Nods.
"Yep! Like So-"

Jimmy Pressed Larry's Big Green Button, And A Brownie Came Out.

Branch Gasps Dramatically.
"😱😱😱, YOUR REMOTE CAN GIVE OUT BROWNIES TOO?! MINE TOO!"

"WHOAAAA HOLD THE CHICKEN FRIED RICE- I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA!"
Jimmy Said.

"ME TOO! BROWNIES ARE THE BEST!"
Branch Said.

Jimmy Laughed.
"YEAH! Well, Not As Good As-"

"-Fluffleberry Cake"
Both Say At The Same Time.

Both Gasp Dramatically At Each Other.

Both Looked Into Each Others Eyes With Tears Of Joy.
"Where Have You Been All My Life 🥺"

"Oh Boy......Should We Be Worried? I'll Get The Razors-"
Barb Whispered.

"No No, I Think....I Think Branch Might've Found Something Good Outta This Place"
Poppy Smiled Wide.

~~~

Now Presenting...

Jimmy Trollon & Branch!

Performing
"The History Of Rap!"

Branch And Jimmy, Wearing Backwards Hats, Hung Down From Ropes And Began To Rap Together.

🎵 I said a hip hop
the hippie the hippie-🎵

🎵 To the hip hip hop,
a you dont stop the rock!🎵

🎵 It to the bang bang
boogie say up jumped
the boogie to the rhythm
of the boogie, the beat!🎵

🎵 Now what you hear is not a test
I'm rappin to the beat!🎵
Branch Sung.

🎵 And me, the groove, and
my friends are gonna try
to move your feet!🎵
Jimmy Sung.

🎵 Now Peter Piper picked peppers,
but Run rocked rhymes!🎵

🎵 Humpty Dumpty fell down,
that’s his hard time-🎵

🎵 Jack B. Nimble was nimble,
and he was quick!🎵
Jimmy Sung.

🎵 But Jam Master cut faster
that so Jay says-🎵
Branch Sung.

🎵 It started way back in history
With Ad Rock, MCA,
and me, Mike D!🎵
Jimmy Sung.

🎵 We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin’ each and
every place with the mic’
in their hand!🎵
Branch Sung.

🎵 Push my seed in
my push for life!🎵

🎵 It’s gonna work because
I’m pushin it right!🎵

🎵 If Mary drop my
baby girl tonight~🎵

🎵 I would name
her Rock N’!🎵

🎵 Is it worth it,
let me work it-🎵
Branch Sung.

🎵 I put by thing down
flip it and reverse it!🎵
Jimmy Sung.

🎵 It’s your fremme
neppa venette
It’s your fremme
neppa venette!🎵
Both Sung Together.

🎵 Soulja Boy
off in this oh-🎵

🎵 Watch me crank it,
watch me roll🎵

🎵 Watch me crank dat,
Soulja Boy!🎵

🎵 Then Superman
dat ohhhh!🎵

🎵 Now watch
me youuuu🎵

🎵 Crank dat,
Soulja Boy!🎵

🎵 Now watch
me youuuu🎵

🎵 Crank dat,
Soulja Boy!🎵

🎵 You’ve gotta
live your life!🎵
Branch Sung.

🎵 Hey, Hey-ey
eh-ey eh-eyyyy🎵

🎵 You steady chasin
that paper~🎵
Jimmy Did The Money Finger Motion.

🎵 I said a hip hop
the hippie the hippie-🎵

🎵 To the hip hip hop-🎵

🎵 Ya don’t stopppp!🎵

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏