One-Shot Wonder
Last time on Trolls: Eyes on the Prize...
Queen Barb was bored so she threw Smidge and knocked Trollzart, excusing her from the challenge, in which the contestants pelted rocks at each other.
Despite Barb's suggested strategy and Biggie's attempt at a moment of awesome, Cloud Guy's throwing skills led Team Chicken Leg to victory once again.
At elimination, Queen Barb and Biggie received the most votes, but Biggie received more so he was sent flying off the show. And so was Cupcake.
And that's what you missed on Trolls: Eyes on the Prize.
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(Queen Barb is sitting on the ground)
Branch: [pants] Oh my gosh, that was horrible!
Queen Barb: What happened?
Branch: LOL.
Queen Barb: What's so funny?
Branch: No, the LOL. Locker of Losers! I was trapped! Luckily, Nonexisty helped me escape! [sighs] Thank gosh, Nonexisty.
Nonexisty: No problem.
Queen Barb: O...kay, then. Well, now that you're back, want s'mores?
Branch: Ooh, yay! I love s'mores! Wait... How d'you make s'mores again?
Queen Barb: It's simple. Just take a marshmallow... [stretches arm and grabs Marshmallow from offscreen] Stick a twig through it... [takes stick] Then you just roast it on an open fire! [holds twig Marshmallow is on over a fire while she screams] And... voila! S'mores! How about a bite?
Branch: Barb, how could you burn another person? You know, sometimes you can be a real-
Trollzart: Yeah, I know! Can you believe that Smidge would do that to me? It's so unbelievable!
Queen Essence: Well, sometimes you just need to look out. You are easy to get hit.
Trollzart: Well, if I get two complete... I mean friends, to help me watch my back, we could form an alliance!
Legsly: What's an alliance?
Trollzart: An alliance, Legsly...
Legsly: Oh! What's an alliance?
Trollzart: You know... where a contestant feels threatened and tries to take advantage of two complete lose-I mean, it means we're friends!
Queen Essence: Um... I guess so?
Trollzart: Excellent! My plan is almost complete!
Queen Essence: ...What plan?
Trollzart: NOTHING!
(cuts to Angelene)
Mayor Angelene: [through a megaphone] I SAID, IT'S TIME FOR THE FOURTH CONTEST!
(switches to King Trollex, Queen Poppy, Dickory, Trollzart, and Smidge)
Dickory: So are we going to do another challenge?
Mayor Angelene: Yes, Dickory. Today we're going to be using slingshots!
Queen Barb: Yeah! I wanna shoot-
Mayor Angelene: Yeah, well, one member of each team will climb into the giant slingshot, and the rest of the team will try to launch you across the gorge onto the other side. If you fall down the gorge or don't launch yourself at all, you won't make it into the second round. You have a three minute time period. GO!
Trollzart: Alright, Team Chicken Leg! We need to test out this contraption to make sure it's safe! Uh... Hickory! Today's your lucky day! You get to be our testing dummy-I mean... guy.
Hickory: I don't know... That's an awfully big gorge...
Trollzart: Well, you don't really have a choice. If you chicken out, we'll eliminate you. Right, alliance? Alliance?
Legsly: [talking to someone on the phone] Yeah, two orders of kung pao-pu-pao chicken please.
???: TWENTY-NINE DOLLAHS, PLEASE.
Trollzart: [sighs] Just do it, Hickory.
Queen Barb: Smidge, since you're the smallest, you should go first. Smidge? Eh, whatever. [drags Smidge to the slingshot] Okay, here we go.
Queen Barb: [launches Smidge with the slingshot to the other side]
Queen Poppy: Alright, we did it!
Hickory: Okay, fine. I'll go first.
King Trollex: [launches Hickory with Trollzart, but trips over Rocky]
Hickory: [screams and is launched into the gorge]
Dickory: Hickory! I'll save you! [jumps into gorge]
Trollzart: No! Not Dickory too! [sighs] I guess I'll just have to do it. Trollex, launch me now!
Queen Poppy: Now it's my turn! [trips over Rocky, makes a weird noise, then falls]
Branch: Wow. Clumsy much? I'll do it.
Queen Barb: [begins to launch Branch, but steps on Poppy's body, he falls on her]
Branch: [tumbles through the air and hits the other side of the gorge, then slides down]
Trollzart: Ready, Trollex?
King Trollex: I guess. [launches Trollzart]
Trollzart: [starts flying very slowly] Oh, come on!
King Trollex: See, I told you, idiot. Cloud Guy, come over here, I'll get you across.
Cloud Guy: FAT CAKES!
King Trollex: Yes, Cloud Guy, Trollzart is small.
Trollzart: HEY!
(a stretching sound can be heard, and Cloud Guy starts flying over the gorge)
Trollzart: Yes! I'm so close!
Cloud Guy: [flies into Trollzart, hitting him, then lands on the other side of the gorge]
King Trollex: That's for calling Cloud Guy a [bleep]. Come on, Queen Essence, Legsly, I'll get you across the gorge! Guys?
Queen Essence: [walks, holding a box of Chinese food, then trips, sending the box flying]
Cloud Guy: [stands next to Trollex, then explodes when the box hits him]
King Trollex: [goes flying and lands on the other side of the gorge]
Mayor Angelene: Time's up! On Team Epic, only Smidge had gotten across the gorge. On Team Chicken Leg, King Trollex and Cloud Guy made it!
King Trollex: [covering his eye] Ow, I think I just fractured my ulna!
Mayor Angelene: Okay, so it's time for Round 2.
Cloud Guy: What's Round 2?
Mayor Angelene: I'll get to that after the break.
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(screen turns to static again, then shows burnt Smidge at one end of a rope, and Trollex and Cloud Guy at the other)
Mayor Angelene: It will be a tug-of-war game. Because of the number disadvantage, Team Epic is in trouble. If you don't know what tug-of-war is, you must be messed up in the head, because I'm not explaining it to you. Go!
King Trollex: [snickers] Smidge, are you okay, you're looking a little [snickers] blue!
Cloud Guy: Wow, I have an IQ of 7, and I still know that she's black, not blue. Don't you know your colors?
King Trollex: Okay, let's do this! [pulls rope]
Mayor Angelene: Team Chicken Leg wins again!
King Trollex: Yes, I won for my team, I can't believe it, this is awesome!
Mayor Angelene: ...Yeah. It sure is. Now, let's get to the elimination for the Epics, who lost for the third time, and have to vote off a third contestant. However, the contestants won't be voting who will leave this month. The fans will!
Gust Tumbleweed: Awesome, I get to vote?
Not you guys. The viewers! Vote for one member of Team Epic to be eliminated. Except for Queen Barb, because she's really the only one on Team Epic that did anything worth a damn, so she wins immunity.
Queen Barb: Yeah!
Mayor Angelene: Now voters, you get to vote for either Branch, Queen Poppy, Smidge, or King Quincy to go home. The contestant with the most votes will leave the game, forever.
Mayor Angelene is Heerself
Anna Kendrick is Queen Poppy
Justin Timberlake is Branch
Rachel Bloom is Queen Barb
Sam Rockwell is Hickory
Flula Borg is Dickory
George Clinton is King Quincy
Mary J. Blige is Queen Essence
Gustavo Dudamel is Trollzart
Anthony Ramos is King Trollex
Ester Dean is Legsly
Walt Dohrn is Cloud Guy and Smidge
Vladimir Caamano is Synth
Eric Lopez is Gust Tumbleweed
Pezzottalte is Nonexisty
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Gust Tumbleweed: [holds Queen Essence's food over Essence, who is on the ground] No order for you, ma'am!
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