Prologue
*20 years ago*
*A boy band by the name of BroZone was preparing for their concert*
JD: Alright, guys, we're gonna open with "Girl Baby Baby", and close with "Baby Baby Girl"
JD: Wait- no, that doesn't sound right
JD: oOoh, I got it! open with "Baby Baby Girl", close with "Baby Baby Girl Woman"! yes! *laughs* we are gonna make boy band history tonight!
*John notices spruce doing some situps in the background*
JD: Love it brother! I need 150 more of those before showtime! Those abs need to be popping!
Spruce (exhausted): Oh, come on!
JD: God, I wanna boil an egg on those abs
Clay (annoyed): John dory, do I really have to keep wearing these things?
JD: Yes, you do clay! they're funderdrawers! underwear, but with 76% more fun! Now, let's see those dance moves brother!
*Clay sighs*
Clay: Fine...
Clay (while dancing): Rusty robot into wiggle worm end on caliente puppet *sticks out his tongue* yeah...
*Floyd notices that John is a bit stressed out so he walks over to him*
Floyd: Bro, you look stressed, Breathe...
JD (sarcastic): Of course I'm stressed, Floyd!
JD: It's the first night of the tour! we have to hit the perfect family harmony! we promised the fans!
Floyd: *notices that baby branch was nervous in the background* Okay, calm down you're making baby branch nervous
*JD sees baby branch peeking through the curtains nervously*
JD: Nervous?! oh no no no no no! he's not allowed to be nervous! he has to be perfect!
Floyd: Cut him some slack john dory, it's his first show
*Floyd walks over to baby branch*
Floyd: Hey branch, How you feeling?
Baby Branch: I feel like I'm gonna barf and pass out and-
Floyd: -Pee your pants all at once?
Baby Branch: How'd you know?
Floyd: Ah, you have the pre-show jitters, it's okay it's totally normal, you wanna know what I do when I get them?
Baby Branch:...Barf, pass out, and pee your pants?
Floyd: *chuckles* I remember that I'm with my brothers and that when we come together, there's nothing we can't do
Baby Branch: But no one has ever hit the "Perfect Family Harmony" before, is it true that it can shatter diamond?
Floyd: Yeah, it's that powerful
JD: Alright boys, remember; no matter what you do just follow my lead
Floyd: Or maybe we could just go out there and have fun together
Clay: It's just so much pressure! *gulps nervously*
Manager (offscreen): 10 seconds!
Spruce: A- and what happens if we can't hit it?
JD: If we can't hit the Perfect Family Harmony, we aren't perfect and if we aren't perfect, we're nothing, so just follow my lead and the harmony will happen, let's bro!
*On the stage*
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, here they are The Heartthrob, The Funny Guy, The Sensitive One, The Leader, and the Baby! Give it up for BroZone!
Brozone: Look there she goes!
Spruce: On the floor, let's do it, no more talkin'! *flashes his abs causing a few girls to faint*
Brozone: Did anybody notice
Floyd: The energy just shifted when we stopped that
Floyd: Ooh, and I dropped it, ooh
Clay: I don't flex, but I might
Clay: Groove about to take flight
JD: 'Cause the night is young and the music's on and we got love on sight
Baby Branch: The sky was the limit
Baby Branch: Now, the stars where we're livin'
Baby Branch: It's the vibe and we're in it
Baby Branch: It'll blow your mind
Brozone: It's so perfect, perfect, perfect
Brozone: A hundred percent
Brozone: Put us together, it'll all make sense
JD: *notices they were starting to hit the Perfect Family Harmony* Okay, great! It's working!
JD: Yes! Come on, guys
Floyd: Perfect, perfect Harmony so cold!
Clay: What's he doing?! this isn't my choreo!
*Soon they begin to stack up*
Brozone: You'll never, ever, wanna let it!
JD: Go~
Floyd: Go~
Spruce: Go~
Clay: Go~
Baby Branch: Goooooooooo!~
*Suddenly the brothers collapse, causing floyd to trip offstage and grab a vine and accidentally swings from it, also causing the music to stop and to get JD, Spruce, and Clay tangled up in it and the net above, causing the crowd to gasp at the chaos they had just witnessed*
Manager: Everyone! please stand by! we are experiencing some...uh, stuff
JD: Hey! At least we didn't fall!
*Then the net snaps, causing the brothers to fall onto the stage*
JD:...We fell...
*Back at their grandmother's pod*
JD: See what happens when you don't follow my lead?!
Spruce: Dude! that is exactly what happens when we follow your lead!
JD: Oh- so this whole thing is my fault! is that what you're saying?! I know that we can reach the Perfect Family Harmony!
Spruce: What if we don't want to?!
Clay: Yeah, dude! This used to be fun! Now it's all about being perfect!
Spruce: You know what?! I'm done playing the Heartthrob! my exquisitely chiseled rock hard abs and I quit! *rips off his jacket*
Clay: I quit too, and you can keep these! *throws the funderdrawers in JD's face* I'm more than just the fun one! I'm in a sad book club! ya know that? A SAD BOOK CLUB! I'm gonna find trolls who take me seriously
JD: FINE! I DON'T NEED THIS! I'm out! I'm done! I'm sorry!
JD: I'm gonna go hike the Neverglade Trail, by myself, Bro-lone! *pulls out a grappling hook and shoots it outside* yeah, that's right! Bro-Bro going solo!...yolo...*leaves the pod* goodbye forever!
Clay: Fine! I'm outta here!
JD (outside): Later losers!
Spruce: Same here!
*Spruce and Clay leave the pod as well*
Floyd: Guys, please! wait! come on...
Baby Branch: It's my fault...I ruined everything
Floyd: N- No no, Branch, this is not your fault, It's just that, we're not in sync, we've gone from boys to men and now there's only one direction for us to go:...the backstreets
Baby Branch: But not you, floyd...you're not leaving too?
Floyd: Not forever...I'll be back, I promise
Floyd: But right now, I-...I have to follow my heart
Floyd: And it's telling me that it's time to start a solo career
Baby Branch: But what am I gonna do?
Floyd: Branch, you are gonna do the most important thing of all
Floyd: You're gonna...take care of grandma!
*Meanwhile, grandma rosiepuff was playing rummy*
Rosiepuff: come on, Branch! let's play a game of rummy! but I won't let you win, because...I play for the money
Floyd: You might have to let her win....*winks* occasionally
Baby Branch:...*nods his head quickly*
Floyd: When you miss me, you can wear this *puts his leaf vest on branch* it'll be like I'm right here with you
Baby Branch: And when you come back, we'll make a hideout!
Floyd: *chuckles* Definitely
Floyd: *looks at a drawing of branch's hideout design* Wow! is that a 10-story water slide?
Baby Branch: Yeah, that's how we'll shower! *giggles*
Floyd: *folds the drawing up* Well, we better keep this in a safe place *puts the drawing in the leaf vest*
*Floyd opens his arms up before branch waddles into his arms and hugs him while floyd hugs him back for the last time*
Floyd: *pulls out of the hug* I'll see you soon baby branch...*walks over to his guitar and picks it up and walks up to the pod entrance before he stops and gives branch a small smile and leaves the pod*
Baby Branch: Bye, see you later...
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