Vacaytioner: Cannonball! [he lands into the water]

(Unbeknownst to Spruce, the four Trolls catch up to him)

Spruce: Running drinks to the back two-top. Hey, Lenny! Seaweed floats are almost out.

Lenny: Thanks, boss.

John Rory: Hey, yo, Spruce! Spruce! Hey! [Spruce thrwos a menu on JD's face]

Spruce: Specials are on the back. Don't order the clams. Don't ask why. Fricassee squid and one jellyfish slider.

John Dory: Spruce, wait.

Spruce: Huh? Oh, no. I knew this would happen one day. Listen, I know you recognize me from BroZone, and I'm happy to give you an autograph or whatever. But can you please be discreet about it?

John Dory: Spruce, it's us. It's your brothers.

Spruce: Whoa. Bitty B? [runs up to Branch, much to JD's shock]

John Dory: What?

Spruce: [growls, laughs]

Branch: Whoa! [chuckles] No tossing, okay? [stammers] Too big to be tossed.

Spruce: The last time I saw you, you were in diapers. [laughs]

Branch: Diapers. Right.

Spruce: [puts his finger into his mouth] Wet willy! [grunting]

(Spruce puts his finger in Branch's ear)

Branch: Stop it. That's disgusting. I am a grown-up.

Spruce: Oh, sorry. A wet William.

Poppy: Hi, Spruce. I'm Poppy. Wow. It's, like—It's so cool to meet you or whatever. This is Tiny Diamond.

Tiny Diamond: Hey, what's up? Killer nachos you got here, by the way. Yeah! [dives in the nachos]

Vacaytioner: All right!

John Dory: Okay, Spruce. We're here because Floyd—

Spruce: No one's called me Spruce in years. I go by Bruce now.

John Dory: I'm sorry. Did you say Bruce?

Spruce: Yeah. I wanted to put the whole boy band thing behind me now that I'm a dad.

John Dory: Wait a minute. You're a father?

Spruce: Yeah. I can't wait for you to meet everyone. [Brandy appears] Hi, honey. These are my brothers, unexpectedly.

Brandy: Oh. Oh! Oh, hello there. So nice to finally meet you.

Poppy: Hi!

Branch: Hey.

John Dory: Hello.

Spruce: This is my wife and business partner, Brandy. [Brandy kisses him] She is my soulmate. My very tall soulmate. But we make it work.

(This confuses John)

John Dory: How?

Brandy: We don't even really know how it works. [chuckles] I'm kidding. I'm I'm not. I'm I don't know.

Cove: Daddy, Daddy, can I have a cookie?

Spruce: Becoming a dad was like a-like a seismic shift in my brain.

Freddy: Daddy, Bruce Jr. bit me.

Spruce: No biting.

LaBreezy: Daddy, I don't see how any government stands a chance.

Spruce: You're not wrong, kid.

Windy: I'm stuck in this ketchup bottle.

Spruce: Okay. Gonna handle all of that. Just give Daddy two seconds, okay? Love you. As a dad—

LaBreezy: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! Guess what? I have pink eye. [zooms in LaBreezy's pink eye]

(This shocks the Trolls)

Spruce: Oh, my—

Poppy: Oh! [sticks her tongue out]

Branch: Pink eye.

Tiny Diamond: Oh, [bleep].

John Dory: Look, Spruce, gotta cut to the chase. We're not here to catch up. We're here because we need to hit the Perfect Family Harmony.

(This annoys Spruce)

Spruce: Oh, no. You're still going on about that? Hey. Get these guys their meals to go.

John Dory: No, no, no. You don't understand. It's for Floyd. He's being held captive.

Spruce: What? Well, then, what are we waiting for? We need to call the authorities.

John Dory: Hit the Perfect Family Harmony. Spruce, it-it-it has to be us. Floyd's being held captive in a diamond prison.

Spruce: Oh. Well, yeah, you need the Perfect Family Harmony for that.

John Dory: Exactly.

Spruce: Wait. But how? We've never even come close to pulling it off. You do remember our last show, don't you?

John Dory: If we practice, I know we'll be able to nail it. We have to.

Spruce: [scoffs] At my age? [laughing] I really don't think that—

Rainy: See, guys. I told you Dad wasn't in a band.

Spruce: Oh, I was in a band. I was in the band. You ask your mother if I was in a band.

Brandy: Oh, he was in a band. [chuckles]

Poppy & Half-Troll Kids: [chanting] Prove it! Prove it! Prove it! Prove it!

Spruce: All right. I'll I'll prove it. I'll prove it right now.

(all cheering)

John Dory: Yes! Bring it in, Brother.

Cove: Go, Dad!

Poppy: Branch, get up there. Go sing with your brothers.

Branch: I'll do it to save Floyd when I have to. But I'm not doing it right now just for "funsies."

Poppy: Oh, yeah. Okay. You're probably right.

Branch: No, no, no. You're the one who—Wait. What did you say?

Poppy: You're afraid that singing with your brothers again after all these years will overwhelm you with emotions too powerful for you to handle. I agree with you. I don't think you can handle it, so I think you shouldn't do it.

Branch: I think I can handle singing a song.

Poppy & Half-Troll Kids: [chanting] Prove it! Prove it! Prove it! Prove it!

Branch: [sighs] All right. Fine. But this is more than likely beneath me.

All: Yeah! Whoo!

💜My girl's like candy, a candy treat💜

💜She knocks me right up off my feet💜

🩵She's so fine as can be🩵

🩵It's like a perfect harmony💜

🩵Candy girl, you are my world💜

🩵You look so sweet come back to me💜

🩵All I know when I'm with you💜

Poppy: Yay!

🩵You got the right stuff Baby💜

🩵Love the way you turn me on💜

🩷Oh, oh, oh🩷

💜You got the right stuff baby🩵

💜You're the reason why I sing this song🩵

💙You're all I ever wanted💙

Baby

You're all I ever needed yeah

Poppy: I can't believe this is really happening! [snaps a picture]

So, tell me what to do now

When I want you back

Doom doom doom da da

Doom doom doom da da

Ay-ya-ya-ya-ya, da da

(Poppy joins in)

BroZone's back, all right!

Whether you're a mother or whether you're a brother

You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive

Feel the city breaking and everybody shaking

People stayin' alive, stayin' alive

BroZone's really back again

Doom doom doom da da

Doom doom doom

I want you back

(audience cheering, applauding)

John Dory: Ah, yes. We still got it.

Spruce: Oh, tell me that didn't feel good.

Branch: I can't believe I remembered every word and every step.

Poppy: Looks like your band days aren't behind you. [purrs]

Spruce: Um, Brandy, my love. So, I know we have kind of a lot going on here, but do you think it would be crazy if I were to—

Brandy: Uh, leave me here to manage the restaurant and all these kids so you can go on a musically charged rescue mission with your brothers?

Spruce: Yeah. That.

Brandy: It'd be crazy if you didn't. You'll never forgive yourself if you don't help your brother. [she gets a kid out of the ketchup bottle]

(pops)

Windy: [laughs]

Brandy: And you can cover when I go on my girls yoga retreat next month. All month. But you should leave now before you get pink eye. Save yourself!

(Bruce and Brandy's kids all have pink eye, including herself)

Bruce and Brandy's Kids: Daddy. Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!

Spruce: Gross! Love you.

Tiny Diamond: Quick.

Spruce: You got this.

(JD pressed on the gas pedal)

Rhonda: [groans]