Long spamalamalam

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(theres non-wtnv stuff in here i swear i just ramble for a while fhskdjs)

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hot take a large part of why kevin's redemption arc is so fucking good is because it has like. Good Reasoning for why it should happen?? like it doesnt feel forced and it Makes Sense

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readin through the investigators transcript because supposedly kevins in it!! god id love to see a night vale live show

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"listeners, be warned: there is a murderer in our midst! ...ooh! im sorry, that was mega-dramatic of me. let me start off with some pleasantries. hello. my name is cecil. welcome to my show, here on night vale community radio. we've got some news and stuff coming up for you soon. um, how are things going with you? i can't hear you... i can't hear you... no, really, i can't hear you because im all by myself here in my radio studio, but i hope that you were yelling your heads off out there in your homes and offices and cars and witching caves." WHEKABDKAHDJA LEGEND

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foul play > murder

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CARLOS WAS A THEATRE KID

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""i don't know if that's really a british accent." "babe, it is." "oh, is it?" "yeah. mm-hmm." "okay. alright"" the description the transcript gave of the accent is making me so absolutely fucking sad i didnt see this show live and know what the fuck carlos wad actually doing

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THERES CLIPS ON SPOTIFY I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS ONE OF THEM

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IT IS IT IS IT IS THIS IS THE START OF IT HANG ON

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when geology's illegal but u find it fascinating 😔

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HES SO HYPED AB DINNER THEATERS

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CARLOS DQUDKWHSKQBDJSHDNF

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I ADORE THIS MAN SO MUCH AND THIS SCENE IS MAKING ME EVEN SOFTER FOR HIM BECAUSE HES SO HYPED AB THEATRE BUT I DO NOT THINK HE CAN DO IMPRESSIONS....... EVERY OTHER ASPECT OF ACTING SURE BUT NOT THAT

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"babe its a dead-on accent" NO TS NOT CARLOS NO ITS UCKINGN KOY or maybe it is i dont know shit ab accents BUT ITS WASNY GLORIOUS OR SMOOTH IM SORRY YO SAY

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""oh, okay. alright. now, listen, carlos, I'm actually really surprised to hear this side of you. i mean, i had no idea that you were such a theater nerd!" "yeah! like, im a scientist, sure, but that's not all i am, you know?" "yeah?" "like, getting to act in a murder mystery dinner theater would give me the chance to be...not a scientist anymore, you know? like, um, like, like i could be anyone! like...like a train conductor, and id shout "all aboard!" um, or a pizza maker, and i would shout, "all aboard, and it's a pizza!" um, or, i don't know, like, oh! like a writer! and id shout "I AM ALONE SO TERRIBLE ALONE!"" CARLOS YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

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HES SO FUCKING EXCITED..... THEATRE-FIXATED REGAN IS KINNING HARD

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CARLOS DO COMMUNITY THEATRE OR SMTH PLEASE LIVE OUT UR FUCKIN DREAMS

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hes uninvited to the murder mystery theatre dinner thingy what the fuck. the secret police have NO fucking taste

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HELL YEAH I WANT TO HEAR YOUR STEVE CARLSBERG IMPRESSION CECIL HAS NO TASTE EITHER- OH!!!!! OH THATS A REFEFENCE TO STEVE'S CARLOS IMPRESSION IN OLD OAK DOORS ISNT IT!!!!!!!!! NEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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okay thats the end of the spotify clip, gonna read the rest of the transcript

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joseph fink has an internsona

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WHY DOES IKEA MAKE DESKS ENTIRELY OUT OF KNIVES

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cecils buying himself an xbox in joseph's honor even tho joseph never said his wish. king

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""steve carlsberg, secretary of the pta." "also chair of the youth arts fair committee." "no one asked"" HAHAHAHA-

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THIS ENTIRE FUCKING EXCHANGE IS SO FUCKINGF UNNT IM AVTUALLY CACKLING CRCIL WHYRE U SO MEAN

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LIKE I TALK ABOUT HOW KEVIN IS A PRICK (BUT I LOVE HIM) A LOT BUT CECIL IS THE CEO

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this is actually really fucking funny i like this live show a Lot

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kevin hasnt showed up the wikipedia page said hed be here im angey

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HI MICHELLE

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"hi, cecil! wait, am i on the radio?" "yes! thus the big night vale community radio sign outside, and the radio equipment in here, and the fact that i constantly whisper "radio radio radio radio" whenever im not on the microphone."" CECIL PALMER CEO OF ECHOLALIA and also the line is a funny joke ab how we see the show entirely through nvcr BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS

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michelle completely ignoring that cecil is talking about Actual Murderers because her mind immediately jumps to bands named "the murderer" and "dangerous criminal" and "the killers" is hyperfixation culture

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theres so many bonus tracks im skimming them all and if kevin isnt one of them i will SCREAM

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fucking HIRAM showed up before kevin this is reganphobic

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FACELESS OLD WOMAN ILY BUT PLEASE GO AWAY I WANT TO SEE MR DESERT BLUFFS

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dana ilysm and i dont have the heart to yell at you like i did above but. i need. kev. please

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FUCKING FINALLY HELLO KEV

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why does kevin's arrival have piano accompaniment

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HI FRIEND HI FRIEND

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ai junko: is this byakuya of the future foundation?

byakuya when he was going into the game thing in sdr2, dripping with with malice: mhm.

ai junko: ive missed you, old friend!!!! we hardly ever talk anymore!!!!!!!!!!

byakuya: last time we talked you were representing ultimate despair and put us all in a killing game so yes, good point, we hardly ever talk anymore

ai junko: we shouldnt let old high school drama get in the way of our friendship!!

byakuya: no, we definitely should!!!!

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you dont know how much it pains me to give junko kevin's dialogue so y'all had better laugh

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"yes, sports rivalries are fun! theyre like friendships, but with less sublimated anger and more ritualized shouting." i was gonna laugh at this but it occurred to me this is probably about lauren and that means kevin views lauren, who has done Really Shitty Things To Him, as a friend in dome capacity which i find fascinating

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HE JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW CECIL WAS DOING- I CANT TELL IF HES LYING OR BEING A DICK AGAIN OR TELLING THE TRUTH BECAUSE I CANT HEAR HIS VOICE AND EITHER WAY THATS INTERESTIG

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"ha ha ha ha! you are one of the funniest people i know! i never quite understand your jokes. that is why we're such close friends!" OH!!!! LIKE WHEN HE SAID CECIL'S JOKES DELIGHT HIM!!!!!!!! IS THAT RELATED OR DIFFERENT- EITHER WAY IM INTRIGUED

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"kevin! we are not friends!" OH ARE THEY GONNA GO INTO THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS THIS A MISSING PIECE OF THE GODDAMN PUZZLE BECAUSE I NEED THIS SHIT IM SO GLAD I DECIDED TO READ THIS

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imagine knowing what ice is. kevin could never

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kevin. i really think you need to get your morals together. which you do lqter in the show since idk where this is chronologically but its definitelt before tma so thats good-

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update!! it was first preformed march 15 2015!! interestingly, this is about three months before taking off and about six before triptych!! which is interesting because carlos seems to be in night vale during it? cecil says that carlos has been "in his science lab science-ing" and that if carlos was going to leave he wouldnt commit murder without saying hi first- i suppose he could be in the otherworld, though, because it doesnt say he Isnt but doesnt say he Is but since theyre inviting him to yhe dinner theatre it seems like he wluld have to be in night vale- the first clip eas put on spotify in between the two parts of who's a good boy, and the second clip was put on rigjt after part two of said episode, which is also interesting- chronologically the later date would make sense for carlos (although not in the Exact Timeframe) but the earlier date would make more sense for kevin- the best compromise would be sometime after 70b but before 73 but thats a very short timeframe and has other issues... i guess an alternate timeline would work best for obvious reasons, but idk its interesting !!

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"i feel no ill will between us over the whole "armed takeover of your town" thing. ...i can't really feel anything anymore. but i can smile. smile very wide. want to hear?" D:

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okay transcript done!! moving o-o-on

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listening 2 spirit phone!! on when he died which is song number five babey, we makin progress 😎

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oo this is kinda neat

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why does this sound like a submission to the magnus institute lmaooo

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mm not my fave but its still vv good!! i REALLY like the instrumentals

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NO NO WAIT I TAKE THE SUBMISSION THING BACK IT SOUNDS LIKE THOSE CREEPY THINGS JON ADDS TO THE END AFTER PROCLAIMING THE STATEMENT AS COMPLETE BULLSHIT WAHSLABDK

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WGAKDHSJFSH I TRIED TO FIND AN INSTRUMENTAL ONLY ON TUMBLR AND I FOUND ONE THATS CALLED "WHEN HE DIED BUT ITS NORMAL" AND ITS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THIG

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when he died, turns out he left behind a mansion *long uncomfortable pause* when he died. when he died. he left behind *long pause* floor. investigators said *LOOONG pause* wood

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ok!! sweet bod time

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OH THIS INTRO FUCKINN SLAPS

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HAKADHAKDHS I LIKE THIS ONE

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it!! isnt!! sexual!!!! strictly confectional!!!!!!!!

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okay yeah this is a fucking bop whatdjahfjs- putting this on loop

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tumblr is recommending me a kevin rp blog with a buch of cosplay tiktoks,,,,,,,,,,,,, time 2 watch them all

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i spammed a Lot about kevin tiktoks here but because this spam is already so stuffed with Regan's Irrelevant Fixations because im trowing myself into my favorite stuff so i can Feel Nifty im uhhh deleting it lmao

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tma time!! oo new voice

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HAKFHAKDHS THEYRE BOTH SO BITTER ITS LIKE. AN OVERLOAD THIS FEELS LIKE A LAUREN AND KEVIN EPISODE BUT WITH LESS PEPPINESS

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i like u jon

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have some gifs from stimboards that i really really really like- the one i like a lot wont fit bc of wattpads limit for size which is Annoying but i have it saved at least

(fun fact those last two were from a mukuro stimboard i requested a while back !!)

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plus these gifs that i just like watching over and over bc i adore this person's work

the high def ones dont fit which is a tragedy

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ALSO APPARENTLY THEY SELL DESERT BLFFS MERCH ON THEIR REDBUBBLE AND I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT IT

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I DONT THINK YOU CAN EVEN FATHOM HOW BADLY IW ANT THIS STICKER SET IM KICKING MH LEGS WRN WHICH IS BAD BECAUSE IM SUPPOSED TO BE ALSEEP BUT !!!!!!!!!!!!

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okok back to tma

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i wanna meet martin

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gonna try and get through a significant amount of tma this evening!! prob a bad idea i have to eake up early tomorrow to shower but w/e

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i like this gal but..... i miss jon's voice acting

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m exhausted i should sleep but i wanna finish this ep at least

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i kin u naomi

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brief two image cct

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i lubv my dog

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(AND ALSO KEVIN AND CECIL AND CARLOS AND MICHELLE AND CHARLES AND DONNY AND-)

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if she could stop licking my face tho that would be nice. my dog not michelle

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wan draw. kevin. so bad

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because i cant do that have positive recovery themed kevin aesthetic rhat are entirely self indulgent and are for nobody except myself hence the shit ton of filters and using one of my fave kevin fanarts ehfkshdj

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ok back to tma lmao i got distracted

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idk if i shojld be listening to this late at night since theres no way to know if this is an Absolutelt Fucking Terrifying ep or a mildly creepy but mostly cool ep or a boring and meh ep or somewhere in between but eh

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canon and complex kevin is VASTLY superior to one-dimensional oOoOooooo creeeeeeepy fanon kevin idk why people simplify him sm, not even going into when people demonize mental illness because thats a whole nother talk- hes just?? an interesting and fun character???? fanon kev wants what canon kev has

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want stim toys so bad

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OH HEY IM HALFWAY THROUGH THE EP i thought i was simultaneously way earlier and way later

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saw somethin on insta that was like "mahiru and kiyotaka are happy youre alive!!" and its making me :')

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where does the creept stuff in this ep come in im vexed

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sometimes the Delayed Spooky episodes are TERRIFYING and sometimes theyre just kinda meh so who knows

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m sleeby

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carlos good

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dnsndhsn i miss jon come back please sir

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hnnnnnng i wanna do Everything for Everyone so everyone likes me and doesnt want to leave me and doesnt think im the stupid kid with no social skills but i either dont know what to do and/or am pretty sure that would put them off its very frustrating especially because this can apply to big things like making people things or just making conversation can i have a how-to guide blease

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OH JESUS THIS SPAM IS 2000 WORDS I WISH ICOULD POST IT NOW AND DIDNT HAVE A WEIRD AVERSION TO NOT WAITING FOR TOMORROW- watch people not read this lmao

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tumblr gcs are so weird

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this isnt that scary lmao unless it changes in the next like. six minutes

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theres a weird humming noise around me and ifs not from the show so thats no good

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i think its probablt a plane tho so w/e

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wait why is there a field

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confused

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HI JON HI JON

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that wasnt scary lmao

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spooky

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episode done!! gn

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gm! we stressin

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gonna post this now cause its so long, bye!!