(later regan says: okay so this starts out as a bunch of wtnv rambling uh. if youd like to avoid it skip to the big bolded line fhskfjdj- theres stuff afer it i promise)

IVE JSUSTE STARTWDVD EPWIODE E 138 AND SHEGSTS THE FUCKY UOUD O MEANA A BRAN NE WENOVEL A BRANS NENW NOVEL??????? LIKE. A BEW NOCEL????????????? OH YMG DOD OH MY GOFD OH TMG DO MARCH 2020 AJDKAFHSNDJDJDJDN!!!!!!!! I HAVENT EVEVN GOTT AOUND TO GETITNG THE FIRST ONE BUT OH MY GOD OH MY HOD CONTINUE

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ITS AB T THE SCAELYSS OLD WOAMN??? NIFTY NIFTY NIFTY NIFTY FNFITY  NIFTY

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okay now that ive rambled im making this a spam lmao

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i missed u cecil 🥺 ive been listening to kevin's eps a lot but ilysm

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THIS IS THE ORIGINAL MUSIC FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH A SLAP

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"behold: despair! rejoice! harvest time approaches!" danganronpa farm simulator

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MAUREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD FOR HER GOOD FOR HER

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SHE GOT A CERTIFICATION THAT SHE DIDNT NEED INTERN CREDITS FOR LMAOOO I LOVE U

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"former intern maureen has also expressed the need for an income boost so she can help her girlfriend michelle's store, dark owl records, out of financial difficulties" OWHDKSBDKSHDJSBDSJHD IM SCREAMING IM SCREAMING!!!!!!! NO IM NOT IM JUST BOUNCING AGTER STOPPING WINDMILLING MY ARMS VERY VERY FAST AROUND SO I CAN TYPE THIS BUT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM STILL NOT IVER THE FACT THAT THEYRE DAYI G MY GIRLS ARE DATING WHATA FJSNFSJDBMAFJ

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"personally, i love it when its this hot out! it feels like everything is just moments away feom catching fire! its exhilarating." did i start spinning one of my hands while giggling bc i love him so much ever so dearly?? yea

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harvest time 😳 u will be cleansed 🤪

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i love cecil. every time he turns and talks to someone who isnt the speaker and his voice is slightly out of focus i want 2 cry bc im so somft

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"blue-blue-red-green-blue-yellow-ochre, persimmon-cornflower-chartreuse-chartreuse ~~ecru!~~ it helps to sing it :)" IM FUCKING SOBBING ILY

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DID HE LITERALLY JUST READ OFF THE ANSWERS TO THE PSAT ON LIVE AIR ON ACCIDENT IM FUCKING SCREAMING

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okay next episode!!!!!!!! am happie-

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happy birth mr marvin

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"aaaaa im just so excited!!!!!!!!!!! im sorry, i really get into birthdays, always have!! i just- i wish i could remember when mine is..." IM SOBBING IM SOBBING AND SCREAMING I LOVE U MR PALMER IM SO FUCKING SOFT OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOD WHADHSH

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HES SO EXCITED THIS EPISODE.... ILY CEEC (cec?? w/e)

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im going 2 cry i love u mr palmer i love u i love u.....

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also have you noticed that the wetaher has been getting earlier and earlier? i have!!!!! originaly its  riiiiiight near the end but in this epsiode and others its closer to the beginning than the end!! its nifty!! although i do like the wetaher bing at a ficed point near the end because of how it shows the episode will be concluded soon, but still!!!! just a cool detail

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idk why lee marvin's speech is making me so emotional but it is

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"i love night vale" BRO ME TOO ITS MY HAPPY PLACE AND IVE NEVER EVEN BEEN

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blood stone carol!!!!!!!! woo-hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can u tell im enjoying myself lol i meant to stop after harvest time but that didnt happen

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oh this intro kinda slaps

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"now last year, your air waves were unfortunately taken over by a horrible pirate podcast, telling a story that was quite unfit for any listener's ears" OHOHOHOHOH ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT ALL SMILES EVE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I THINK THEY ARE YEAH THIS WAS RELEASED DECEMBER FIFTEENTH!!!!!!! HAHAHAAHAHHAHHA I JUSTS PIRALED AROUND AND COLLAPSED ON MY BEDDS KICKING MY LEGS AHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!! IH WHENE I SAW THE TITLE I THOUGHT OH HAHA LIKE ALL SMILES EVE BUT LIKE LIKE THIS IS LITERALLY DIRECTLY IN RESPONSE TO THAT BROASCAST CECIL SAYS SO HIMSELF OH MY HOHD OH YMG DOSH HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OH NO THE NEXT ONES CALLED SAVE DARK OWL RECORDS WAIT WHAT- THATD BETTER BE ABOUT THE FINANCIAL TROUBLES CECIL MENTIONED I STG

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OKOK THE DESCRIPTION SAYS IRS A FUNDRAISER THANK GOD

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god if i had a character named agter me on wtnv id actually cry lmao

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MICHELELIMICHEELLE MICHELLE MCIDHELLE MICHELELE MICHELLE HIHIHIHI I LOVE U I LVOR U I LVOE U I I WANT TO GIVE YOU A KITH

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I WILLNGIVR YOU ALL MY MONEY FUCK RHAT BURGER MUSIC PLACE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK OH MY GOD ILYSMSMSMSMSMSMSM

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me 🤝 michelle 🤝 cecil from the way he read that ad

FUCK BURGER BARN GLADTOWN RECORDS EXPRESS

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i hate alcohol i hate alcohol i hate alcohol i hate alochol im skippin gdeb's bit

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HIIII MICHELLE HIIIIIIIIII MAUREEN ILY

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"oh i get it! oh no, this is a- a simple misunderstanding, michelle. see, in radio journalism we have a moral responsibility to play ads and make lots of money! i see where you're confused, does that help clear things up? oh- aaaaaaand maureen is pouring iced coffee all over my laptop. i'll,, go find a towel,,,,,, while you go to the weather" IM CACKLIG CECIL OH MY GOD

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MICHELLE'S RUNNING THE SHOW MICELLE'S RUNNING THE SHOW YES ITS ONLY FOR THIS BIT BECAUSE CECIL HAD TO LEAVE BUT OH MY GOD OH MY OOD OH MY GOD MICBELLES UNNING THRE SHOW OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY G

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"broadcasting live from my own party- which is better than mingling with people and being all social and stuff, right?" me when im at a social engagement and i just spam on here the whole time

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!!!!!!!! AND NOW MAUREEN'S DOING IT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT ITS NOT EVEN A MONOLOGUE OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOMENT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SLL MY LIFE

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"i know that some of the best things i've ever found have been here! michelle, for one" MAUREEN THATS SO CHEESY AND SHE KNOWS ITS CHEESY AND IM CRYING I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

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MICHELLE UR BACK!!!!!! ILY ILY ILY

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m gonna stop listenin agyer thid episode because this spam is 1000 words of wtnv rambling lmao, ill pick up after i post this so y'all dont have to read through anymore fhsjd- BUT mauchelle rights

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"i let matt eat the patrons who were wearing airpods" something about this line is fucking hilarious but i cant place quite what

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"night vale, im so sorry i left you!!" DONT HE SORRY CECIL THAT WAS THE BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE NO OFFENSE LIKE. CAN YOU AND MICHELLE JUST SPLIT DOING THE RADIO HALF AND HALF IS LOVE TAHT

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i love u cecil,,,,, i love u

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okay episode done!! back to spamming

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very hyperfocused but we're gonna try and pur in some variety fhsjfj- sorry haha

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OH i forgot i made picrews earlier!! have cc

tenko was gonna b here but hers didnt turn out right lol

mahiru took this picture

lesbianism,, ilh

ilhsm,,

pov: kevin tells u ab every single bad thing he's ever seen happen to lauren, from mildly embarrassing incidents to severe injuries. this takes a few hours because he keep bursting out into giggles that last for several minutes

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oh!! and cc as fanart uwuowo

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i luv rorie n tessie they r good and make me soft

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february fifteenth is coming up........ yknow whatd um.............. be neat..................... a kebin episode.................................... im speaking this out into the world if certain podcast writers are listening then uh 👀👀

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i am!! hype for tenko

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cecil palmer adhd icon

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hendhdh am bounxing w energy

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what have u gathered ab fandoms im in but you're not in just from whag ive said

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dhsjdh i wanna watch the next episode but i Made A Committmejt

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see my original plan of "lets fome up with crossover ships!!" doesnt really work when my two main fixations are either all teenagers or barely any teenagers

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all i came up with was tamika flynn/tenko chabashira and some yttd/dangan ships that im p sure were already a popular thing

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i wuv tenko smsmsmsmsm i love her

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im simultaneouslt over the moon and so insecure and upset that im tearing up its a strange feeling

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i think m gonna do hiyenko for tomorrows femfeb aestjetic,, i think theyd be better friends than gfs but im in a mood to make a really out there rarepair

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ok!! im fonna try to go to sleep early which will be Very Didficult with how much energy i have so! in the likely event i dont fall asleep easily, heres a list thingh from tessa so we all can chit chat

- spam

- love

- stuff ab tenko chabashira

- stuff ab cecil palmer

- stuff ab michelle nguyen

- stuff ab maureen

- stuff ab kevin

- stuff ab carlos the scientist

- stuff ab Litch Rally anything wtnv plesse ill cry- it can literally just be "tell me ab it!!" or even just "wtnv is a show that exists" and ill die for u

- stuff ab adhd hcs

- stuff ab autistic hcs

- stuff ab kiyotaka ishimaru

- stuff ab kaede akamatsu

- stuff ab your hyperfixations!! ramble @ me

- stuff ab anything