spam !!

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mmmmm theres a cecilos fic i really wanna read but i dont have enough time to finish the trouble with time and its says its after that?¿ so im gonna read thr transcript bc not reading it will bother me

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"does it grow? person" kevin's character complexity is a person y'all lets go

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arby's says FUCK U to having sources

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"two bonus hours" u cant fuck with the timeline anymore thats the whole point of the episode !!!!!! wyd 26 hour fitness

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i deadass procrastinated on both this spam and finishing the episode SO much holy fuck- its thirteen hours later wow

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good evening lmao

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LOOKIT WHAT I FINISHED

ITS THE BOYS

here are No Overlay Boys

and Reference Boys

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there so many details and hcs tied up in this drawing i stg- have a random lil tidbits

- cecil's buttons are, from left to right:

• the magnus archives logo. hes never listened to a single episode he just thought the design was neat and got it

• adhd mlm flag, self explanatory

• a pin i kinda based off of the cover of the wtnv novel?¿

- kevin's buttons are, from left to right:

• adhd mlm flag

• a pin based on the cover of it devours, i assume itd be like a joyous congregation thingy in universe

• aaaand an anti strex pin- he saw it during the night vale revolution and grabbed subconsciouslt because it reminded him of the ones in his old town before the takeover and consciously because,, he doesnt know man- he obviouslydoesnt wear it until tma?? even then his feelings on strex are complicated but wearing the pin pisses off lauren mallard because she cant do anything ab it anymore so he wears it all the fuckign time

- i tried to make cecil's galoshes sort of a tangerine?¿ so its plausible that he'd mistake them for yellow because of how the booth is lit? but they ended up just looking yellow- oh and kevin's boots are purple because of night vale ya get the vibes

- the shirts are supposed to make up the sentence "regan cant draw complex outfits" but i think those little tidbits just out of context are random enough that theyd wear it

- kevin's strexcorp collar thingy is designed to be nearly impossible to take off even when its turned off, and its definitely impossible to do so in the desert otherworld where a lot of necessary tools are hard to import. before taking off carlos did manage to jam the mechanism a bit to loosen it and make it as broken as possible (obviously strex wouldnt be sending any shocks since its dissolved, but its worth the precaution), but actually getting it off from his neck would most likelt require a trip to night vale, which. would not go well.

- side hc from the last one, he scratched off the strex logos with his smile knife during a meltdown because his feels on strex are too conflicted at every other time- its a wonder he managed to without accidentally slitting his fuckin throat seeing how little control he has over his limbs in that state

- completely unrelated to the drawing but my stance in the Fox Symbolism Discourse in it devours is that kev just thought foxes were sick

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date a boy who has a beautiful smile!! date a boy who's like sunshine on a lovely summer day!!!! date a boy whose voice is smooth and peppy!!!!!! date a boy who'll give you teeth as a gift!!!!!!!!! date a boy who has bloodstains on his clothes- its charming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! date a boy who's a prophet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! date a radio host!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! date kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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this makes it sound like i have comphet for the dude- i dont, im just hyping him up because he deserves affection and someone should GIVE IT TO HIM god dammit 😡😡😡😡

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lauren: *takes one (1) step into night vale*

cecil: EW YOURE A CAPITALIST

the entire town of night vale: EWWWWWWWWWW

kevin, who's not a night vale citizen or recovered enough to be anti-capitalism but just kinda showed up anyway: GET OUT OF HERE

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cct !!

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the fact that all the non-scary kevin content is pre-strex is reganphobic and rude...... like i love pre-strex kev and all but bro. i need my angsty-and-sympathetic post-strex kev content,,,, better yet my HAPPY post-strex kev content,,,,,,,,,,,, bro please

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,,i could rant about how the fandom loves to demonize mental illness and lack of empathy and trauma regarding kevin and thats a large part of why the above thing is true but im in a good mood and thatll make me Angey so we're just gonna stick with ramblin for now

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i am a proud laurenmallardphobe and u should be too

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oh!! anyway non-db relaed thing- please do this please!! and please drop one if youre going to use it thank u!!

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brooooooo im trying to sleep but i Can Not stop thinking abot how much i hate lauren mallard its actually a problem

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like every time iclose my eyes my beain just goes "FUCK YOU LAUREN NOBODY LIKES U THE FACT RHAT OLD WOMAN JOSIE IS DEAD AND UR STILL ALIVE IS ABSOLUTELY UNFAIR U SUCK I HOPE U ROT" and its a problem

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like lauren can be entertaining at times!! but OH MY GOD she makes me so mad like fuck u u capitalist brainwashing bitch i hate u i hope u die

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kevin kinnie moments ig

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worried im not gonna ever be happy when im oldwr

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ahhhhh i just had something to say but i forgot it

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meh gn

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gm!!

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watchin the new suf episode because i associate it w my friend heather, spinel is the ceo of adhd and i could go on for hours

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SHE STIMMIN!!!!!!!!!

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oh fuck shits goin down can we go back to spinel

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its two hours later i have sm going on today this is unfun

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so!! gonna finish the trouble with time transcript

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"casper declared, whirling around the red cape he wears and wiggling his eyebrows." i am intrigued

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cars kinda frighten me im chill with them all disappearing- oh nvm they back 😔

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CECILEHWMFHSKDNFNF

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"that reporter sincerely believed, based on a half remembered lesson from elementary school that he now realizes might have actually been a cartoon he watched, that peanut butter along with sedimentary, metamorphic, and igneous was in fact one of the main types of rock." FUCKIN ICONIC

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"this reporter harbored no ill intent when he lectured for what may or may not have been two hours about his belief that peanut butter was a type of rock. this well-meaning reporter may have ignored several calls from his scientist husband, who was trying to get through to correct this completely understandable mistake. but the reporter was on such a roll that he didn't even notice the calls coming in- which could happen to anyone." cecil palmer adhd icon i love him so Much-

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also "scientist husband" fuck yeah fuck yeah i get hyped EVERY time

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i am very fucking annoyed so im gonna take annice long walk and listen to wtnv

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cecil reveals his plans that Should Be Secret to overthrow a corporation on live air: the sequel

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cecil ily im gonna give you a kiss,,,,,,

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bitch i want a special reporter's welding torch

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cecil being excited about the fact that he can be immortal and never have to see his husband die or have to make his husband see him die is the only situation in which "we can be together forever!!" isnt super creepy

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sweet bod is a great song to listen to when ur coming down from being really mad because its fast enough that it matches ur energy, upbeat enough that it doesnt feed into your anger, and all the borderline necrophilia distracts u

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cecilos and mauchelle have what no other ship could ever do

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throwback to when i had a dream about the fbi in the style of fancy pants adventure

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fuck lesbophobic dr fans xx

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saw someone on tumblr say charlevin is emotionally manipulative on charles's part and i wanna ask ab it because as someone who was emotionally manipulated i dont wanna stan a character like that but i feel like if i do ill comr across as a jackass this is so sad

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dum da dum da dum da dee

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theres this cecilos comic i think about All The Fucking Time but i cant post all of it because i dont have the image spave this is so sad- hang on lemme deleye a few images because now that im thinking ab it its making me happie

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boom

i love them sm........

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gay rights

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KEVIN RIGHRS

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CARLOS RIGHTS

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MICHELLE RIGRS

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CECIL RIGHTS

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no lauren rights

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INTERN VANESSA RIGHTS

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oo i should post this before i have togo bye!!