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catching up on wtnv partly because i feel very bad and night vale is a happy place and partially because ive seen some cecilos fics have "post-155" in their tags?? and 155 is the end of a three-parter????? so im very curious and mildly fearful for whats gonna happen because it could either be p mundane or really interesting, and im on 152 rn

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okay so i fixated on the ep really hadd and didnt spam anything whdkwhf and now its five hours later- hello

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see ive only seen like. three-quarters of the movie as well as five episodes of steven universe (and they were pretty scattered theough) alongside my irl friend's descriptions of the suf episodes, thats the limit of my exposure, but found is a big comfort song for me and im about to knock that pink bitch into next WEEK

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have cecil and kevin picrews becasue they are the most calming thing on the PLANET dor mw and i love doing em

cecil wth no kebv because i couldnt work out how to make the latter in this one

he looks so chill in this picrew for someone so chaotic..... love that

picrews that let u do pitch black eyes: regan rights!

this picrew was entirely inspired by the line "ugh, susan willman, tooling around in that prius she bought after her mini cooper was filled with jellyfish and then towed- see you on saturday morning!! where we will, i assume, be cheering on my wonderful brother in law steve."

the v in kebvin stands for vibin

oh and heres one of my dr ocs because i Really liked this picrew

thinkin bout ur husband hours

strexcorp hours

it him. he somft

usually when a picrew doesnt have black eye options i just close kevin's eyes but because i did Cecil with closed eyes i thought that would b weird so which kev is this?? we just cant say

sessil

kebin

mr welcome to night vale himself

mr welcome to desert bluffs himself

he vibin

he genuine emotionin

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hnrfg

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its been AGES jesus christ when will t//ko f//kawa stop making me dizzy and when will yhat nice neat cut-off feel more like a clean snip and less like yanking somrthing stuck hard to me and that simultaneously etopped something away from me as qell as sticking hard on and enever quite leaving and when will i get Over This Stupid Shit Oh My God Why Have I Been Off This Whole Evening Because Of This One Experience if this had happened to someone else theyd probably be over it God i feel so pathetic wow!!

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moving on

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im working on something but i dont think ill finish it tonight, which frustrates me.

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god i wish people saw me as smart. or like- at least as dumb as i am. im a 1/10 where they think im a 0 and its so painfully obvious nobodys fucking slick about it they make it so obvious how much of a moron they think i am and while i am pretty fucking stupjd im not as stupid as everyone seems to percieve me as and i feel bad and blech

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id say its night vale time but apparentlt these episodes are pretty atressful and im not in the mood

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okay so i feel better!! i made a playlist of songs that are both super catchy as well as vv comforting to me and it made me :D, my parents say im not allowed to pace anymore tho and im like. not capable of listening to it w/o pacing so heres to hoping my mood doesnt crash

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two pickup trucks. makin love. american made. built ford tough

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i say that flat as if this song isnt the ceo of regan serotonin

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the plot of all the lemon demon songs ive listened to so far as far as i can tell for hyperfixation points!!

aurora borealis: a love song at the end of the world, the guy assumed the love interest is mad at him instead of. the world literally collapsing around them, which the guy sees frequently and has experienced it before!!

lifetime achievement award: a commentary on the music industry told literally through necromancy!!

touch-tone telephone: a conspiracy theorist desperately calling into a radio station to share his theories!!

cabinet man: an inventor of some kind basically combining his self and organs with an arcade machine, making it sentient!!

no eyed girl: a person (presumably a scientist, although that might just be interpretation) falling in love with a girl (with no eyes) from another dimension!!

when he died: an incredibly rich man died, and as they investigate his mansion and body, they find incredibly strange and borderline supernatural details!! some magnus archives shit!!

two trucks:

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n e way

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gonna listen 2 wtnv and swe if that makes me pace less, i Really dont want to feel how i felt previously

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i should probably listen to other night vale presents stuff but........... do i wanna leave the world of night vale?? the happiest place ever?? no i do not

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oh fuck does cecilspeaks not have a transcript for this ep???? that could be an issue

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no we good!! theyve got one, idk why its not in the bio like usual though, strange

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"constellations are fanart depicting ancient gods" well shit hes not wrong

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i love cecil baldwin's voice

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"ive said many times that science is neat" YES AND I LOVE IT I APPRECIATE YOU EVER SO AHOAHDKAHF

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i have all as in science, cecil and carlos would b proud

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science do be messy

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a doorless fridge seems like it would defeat the point my guy

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"cecil, this is so exciting- the problem with refrigerators is the door. in order to put food in or take food out, you have to open the door, and that's totally bad because it lets all the cool air out, raising the temperature of the other food inside." wait so is he just. taking off the door so that its just three walls or is he blocking it in completely????? i see flaws with both concepts but im not the expert here

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i want a man cave where i can raise bats and cultivate rare crystals!!!!!! steve carlsberg please tell me how u set this up im begging

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cecil prioritizing reporting on his home life before a robbery is peak wtnv and i love it i love this man so much i want to give him a kiss

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theres an overt police?????? neat

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""or a coupon book for free favors," another said, "like repainting the guest room or raking leaves or- oh wait, we're the police, right? a free crime day! they- they could use that coupon today, and we don't have to arrest them and file all the paperwork, and the hostages get to go free! we could even have a coupon for a fifteen minute backrub." all of the officers clapped for this idea, not just a win-win but a win-win-win, for the hostages, the robbers and the police." HNHDSKJF WHAT

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OH FUCK RIGHT STEVE WORKS THERE I FORGOT- hope ur good mr carlsberg

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"i now have the names of the hostages being hold at the last bank of night vale: jesse mcneil, a security guard who has worked at the bank for nearly 50 years. oh, jesse- what a sweet old man. he says hi to me every time I go there, always has a smile and a compliment. why, just the other day he said to me, "heard you on the radio, cecil" and i was beaming with pride. another hostage, bank teller genevieve daly, who started at the bank this week. oh genevieve, what a tough break. just now that we're pulling for you. bank customer and dinosaur expert joel eisenberg. oh joel, i know joel! hes such a smart guy. and the last of the hostages: staff supervisor of the bank, susan willman. okay well, tough." HWAKDHAKFHWJDHSJ WOW

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wired: steve carlsberg

tired: susan willman

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"happy late birthday mr marvin" !!!!!!!!!! ITS NOT HIS BIRTHDAY FUCK YEAH THE TIMELINES WORKING

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finding tess some cct during the weather

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ok back

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,, so the robbers got arrested but this is the first part of a three-parter thats supposedly p important so like. whats going down next

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oh fuck the vaults empty

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next ep!! confused how fhe plots gonna continue and how its gonna be important but ok

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the description says theres a New Twist in the case so owo

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steve seems. Really implicated in this crime seeing as we know he can access the vault and he doesnt have an alibi (and what he says he was doing seems kind of unrealistic) and he was the only person unaccounted for,,,,,,,,,,, either its him or hes a red herring of some sort

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what. did susan willman Do im sobbing cecil cant go one episode without dissing her i cant tell if i forgot something- is this a steve situation where theres a complex reason why and cecil develops as a person and they become friends or does she just suck

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"you might think that last part wasn't necessary for the news story, but it was. love is the most important news story." YOURE SO RIGHT fuck being on topic bro....... ily

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i miss kebv

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OO ITS THE FIFTEENTH!! there was a new ep today :D

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mm im getting a headache and im exhausted, gonna finish this trilogy tomorrow probs- gn!!

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gm!!

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have to be weirdly homeschooled soon

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ily!!

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sleeby

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gonna try and get in some wtnv before school starts, bye!!