happy valentines day!! go to ur lab and make a construction paper love note for someone u'd love to scream positivity at spiders with

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what

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tessa: ur voice is so soft

me, sobbing: th,ank yyou smsmsm

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i miss kevin price sometimes i wonder how hes doing. has mcpriceley gone canon since ive been gone or is stephen ashfield calm now. bc i still follow the tag and it doesnt seem like much has gone on. can mcpriceley not function without my presence? these are the questions i ponder

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on the one hand, am sad. on the other hand, have giant hershey's kiss

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so!! gonna watch the birthday of lee marvin ii and research video sites that Actually Work Unlike Certain Tessreephobic Ones

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,,i say watch when i mean listen too much lmao i should stop

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OH THIS SAD VERSIO OF THE THEME IS FUCKING COOL I WANNA LISTEN AGAIN

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update. put whole hershey's kiss in my mouth ill-advisedly and now cnanot get it out or swallow. help

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update update!! bit it in hlf and now we good. problem solving

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finished the episode and. it was Sad i feel Sad bjt also excited because its wtnv????

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time for the protestor!! i have a bad feeling ab the blood space war

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"hot singles in your area are staring into the forest and grinning absently" sounds like a date man can i go??

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YES!! YES U DO KNOW A SCIENTIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

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oh shit they started dating Six Years Ago holy fuck i simultaneously thought it was way longer and way shorter

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AW FUCK CARLOS HAS A BEARD NOW SHIT IM GODAWFUL AT DRAWING FACIAL HAIR THIS IS A CATASTROPHE IVE WANTED TO DRAW CECILOS ALL DAY

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but in other news "we've been married for two years and every day i fall more in love" made me go full 🥺💓💓💞💖💓💕💕💞

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"not sure what basimah was referring to- thats an empty lot by the ralphs?? there was word for a dog park to be built there many years ago, but it never materialized" WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS KEVIN THEN

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oh and also thats a wild change bc the dog park has been a staple of the show since the pilot and all that

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BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY WHERE IS MR DESERT BLUFFS IS THE DESERT OTHERWORLD GONE OR JUST THE DOG PARK PLEASE RESPOND

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you DID report it immediately ya dumb

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WAIT WAIT WAIT CARLOS AND CECIL HAVE A DOG AWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! wait does that mean khoshekh's gone in this timeline?? NO!!!!!! D: BUT ALSO :D BEFAUSE DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

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wait theres not a ralphs?? you just said there was a ralphs like a minute ago. what the fuck

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WAIT BASIMAH'S GONE?? SHIT

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IF THIS IS ALL PERMANENT I STG.......

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NORMALLY I LISTEN TO THE WEATHER AND DO OTHER STUFF WHILE I WAIT BUT NOT THIS FUCKING TIME I NEED TO KNWO WHATS HAPPENING

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if carlos disappeared like in cal ill fucking scream

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NONONONO JAMES IS ASKING FOR THE SCIENTIFIC PERSPECTIVE CECIL'S GONNA SAY HE DOESNT KNOW A SCIENTIST ISNT HE

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GOD DAMMIT I HATE BEING RIGHT FUCK YOU WTNV IM SCREAMING

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FUCK THIS LIFELONG BACHELOR BULLSHIT FUCK YOU I HATE WHENEVER THIS JAPPENS ITS HAPPENED THRICE BUT IT GETS WORSE EACH FUCKING TIME I STG

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the voice of leonard burton is credited on the next episode.

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oh no oh no theyd better NOT

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NONONONONONONONONOBONONONONONOOOOOOO NNO NO NO NO LIFELONG RADIO HOST FUCK YOU LEONARD BURTON FUCK YOU I WANT CECIL BACKFUCK THIS GREETINGS FROM NIGHT VALE SHIT FUCK THE DISTORTED THEME NO DUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK CECILS GONE SBOBOBONONONO

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AT THE VERY LEAST THIS MEANS ITS NOT PERMANENT THEY CANT JUST SWITCH UP THE PROTAG FOREVER BUT DDDDD:

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fuck you leonard nobody likes you oH FUCK NOW IM THINKING ABOUT HIS SPEECH IN TOAST GOD TOAST AAAAAAAAA D:

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god i hate this ive never missed cecil so much

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I DONT CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING ARMISTICE I WANT CECIL

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dbjddjfhdjfjfj >:((((

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE THE ONLY CITIZEN LEFT IN NIGHT VALE WHAT

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"one of those people is a man, a radio intern named cecil palmer- but he is not here. no one is here. no one has ever been here. has he died? i do not know. he simply is... no longer here. you do not remember his years of fine reporting on this very radio station, because you never heard those reports. i did. i remember things that never happened, yet i have no evidence of any of it. let me describe to you the shape of cecil palmer. He's a line of leafless mesquite trees, he is a glass factory, he is a golf ball sized hail, he has a voice like distant highway traffic, he loves coffee and handshakes, he wears tight clothing, and has never once worked with modelling clay. he covers mirrors with cloth and has an irrational fear of glowing lights beneath locked doors and dark hallways. you cannot know any of this, because cecil is my vision, not yours. he is real all the same. he is to be my replacement when i retire. but he does not exist, so i can never retire. i am your permanent host. i can still see his face. ive said it before and i will say it once more- what deception is human sight!" IM ACTUALLY ABOUT TO CRY WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IM MAD IM SAD IM UPSET BNONONONONO NO NO NO

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DDDDDDD:

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although i do have to wonder is it kust night vale thats empty is desert bluffs like. thrivinf. bc that would be cool lmao

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BAKC TO FREAKING THE FUCK OUT ABOUT THE FACT THATT HE WORLD THAT IS MY EXTREME COMCORT AND THE VOICE THAT BRINGS ME HAPPINES ISNT FUCKING REAL IN JIS FCTIONAL FUCKING UNIVERSE

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"and now, the children's fun fact science corner!" you..... you know who loved science.......... thats RIGHT YOU FUCKING DONT BECAUSE HE NEVER FUCKING EXISTED IM SO DISTRAUGHT

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i can imagine all of leonard's lines in cecil's voice.... ):

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hello emissary..... i guess.......... )))):

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ive gone through seven pieces of gum in thefifteen minutes ife been listening to this episode i am UPSET skipping the wearher rightfuckign now

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leonard's voice didnt bother me before but now its PAINFULLY frustrating and frustratingly painful i want cecil's dulcet tones i want kevin's voice thats smooth like honey i want michelle's voice thats pretty and real i want carlos's voice that sounds like the taste of strawberry-citrus gum and the feeling of a weighted blanket i want literally ANYONE id even go for hiram fucking mcdaniels id go for the fucking egemony guy over the whole universe of wtnv being empty...... ):

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"what deception is human sight" I HTE YOU I WANT CECIL

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): ): ): ): ):

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i dont fucking care if leonard dies i want NIGHT VALE FUCKING BACK

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the moon's back!!!!!!! WILL CECIL BE BACK PLEASE

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"see ya, night vale, see ya" FUCK YOU I WANT CECIL I WANT CECIL >:OOOOOO

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hoooooooo boy i need a break rhat episode was a LOT

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took like a minute before realizin i NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS, gonna listen to the general now

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YES YES YES YES YES THE NEXT EPISODE HAS DYLAN MARRON LISTED OH THANK THE FUCKING LORD OU MY GOD OH MY GODH OH YMG GOD

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OH THAS CECIL'S VOICE I JUST LET OUT THE KOST RELIEVED "OHHHH" NOISE FHAKDJSJ 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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okay now that i know hes safe im gonna take an Emotional Break before listening to anything further than the intro lol-

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fun regan fact when i was a little kid i was strangely obsessed with the song tik tok by kesha to the point where any time i heard it i would go FUCKING BONKERS and i listened to it constantly and to this day i dont recall why

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hejdhfj i hate laurvin so much

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might write an essay on why theyre awful actually im in the mood to be analytical

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buuuuut i dont wanna be angey rn so! have cc

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basic points as to why laurvin is trash in case i dont bother to write a legit essay

- completely incompatible personalities

- theres a decent chance lauren is responsible for kevin's trauma

- kevin needs to grow and have a real relationship outside of strexcorp not date someone who was the head of it and especially not those weird hate-sex fics people write

- this is a nitpick but considering the dact that cecil has explicitly stated he would never date a woman and kevin a: has the exact same body as him and b: can be inferred to have the exact same taste in romantic partners (evidenced by the fact that the two ((2)) people we see him express attraction to are carlos and carlos's double) it seems highly unlikely to me that hes attracted to women

- hes in a relationship that seems fairly committed (again another nitpick but still)

- no matter how you slice it their relationship would be toxic and always has been toxic it was toxic in old oak doors and it is toxic in mudstone abyss just in a different way. i am not stretching the definition of toxic here. it is shown time and time again to be "very bad unpleasant or harmful" its deeply unhealthy on both sides and is a detriment to both of them

- its just bad lol sorry ya horny dumbasses

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also. also

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watchin some v3

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thats robophobic!!

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i lubv kiibo,,,,,,,,, hes highkey one of my fave v3 characters and dr characters in general

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ok this soam is Lengthly, bye bye!!