Calum Hood

4:08 am

@Calum5SOS: who were you talking about?

@wannahughthemm: ehat?

@wannahughtemm: *what

@Calum5SOS: your tweets

@wannahugthemm: if you woke me up at four in the morning to ask generic questions, you can go fuck yourself

@Calum5SOS: Four in the morning?

@wannahugthemm: YEAH FOUR IN THE FUCKING MORNING

@Calum5SOS: Ohw sorry, I forgot about the time zone

@wannahugthemm: how can u forget about the time zone if you know I live a fucking ocean away from you?

@Calum5SOS: I'm not longer in America, that's why I messed your sleep up, I don't know how many hours the time zone is

@wannahugthemm: okay, where r u?

@Calum5SOS: I'm in Thailand

@wannahugthemm: Why

@Calum5SOS: We're on a break, so why not?

@wannahugthemm: are you with your friends? Like Mike something?

@Calum5SOS: It's Mitchy Collins

@wannahugthemm: it's whatever

@Calum5SOS: and the boys are here too

@wannahugthemm: IS IT A BAND TRIP/HOLIDAY?

@Calum5SOS: yes

@wannahugthemm: aw you guys are so cute

@Calum5SOS: We traveled together for years, it's nothing new

@wannahugthemm: shut up, is cute

@Calum5SOS: okay okay

@wannahugthemm: okay so ... Hoodnight

@wannahugthemm: i'll TRY to sleep again

@Calum5SOS: I APOLOGIZED

@wannahugthemm: GO TO BED

@Calum5SOS: I'm having breakfast rn

@wannahugthemm: EAT THEN

@Calum5SOS: OKAY

04:47 am

@wannahugthemm: what r u having for breakfast?

@Calum5SOS: Weren't u asleep?

@wannahugthemm: nope

@wannahugthemm: I tried my best, but i'm fully awake and there's no way I can go back to sleep

@Calum5SOS: sorry

@wannahugthemm:'s okay

@Calum5SOS: I had three toasts and two sips from Michael's coffee but he likes his coffee with extra sugar so I almost spit it all out

@Calum5SOS: btw im not eating anymore, we're gonna explore in twenty or so

@wannahugthemm: uuh Calum the explora

@Calum5SOS: I hate that cartoon

@wannahugthemm: me too

@wannahugthemm: what's your view rn?

@Calum5SOS: Ashton's legs

@wannahugthemm: OMG DON'T

@wannahugthemm: DON'T U KNOW I'M A MAJOR CASHTON SHIPPER?! YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME

@Calum5SOS: uh?

@wannahugthemm: do you even know what a ship is?

@Calum5SOS: Yeah, I do know what a ship is but I don't know what the cashton part means

@wannahugthemm: * facepalms *

@wannahugthemm: Calum + Ashton = Cashton

@Calum5SOS: YEAH I KNOW THAT

@wannahugthemm: WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THEN?

@Calum5SOS: The thought of me and Ashton together like that makes me cringe so much

@wannahugthemm: EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME

@Calum5SOS: fans are crazy

@wannahugthemm: STFU

@wannahugthemm: I love Cashton

@wannahugthemm: as a bromance

@Calum5SOS: Oh well, if there's a BRO somewhere near "Cashton" it's fine

@wannahugthemm: Romance?

@Calum5SOS: I'm not gay!

@wannahugthemm: If you were, I would ship cashton

@Calum5SOS: but i'm not

@wannahugthemm: but if you were, you and Ashton would be so cute together

@Calum5SOS: BUT i'm not!

@wannahugthemm: but if you were, he would top 100%

@Calum5SOS: BUT I'M NOT AND WTF I WOULD 100% TOP

@wannahugthemm:You're so inexperienced with gay ships it's almost cute

@Calum5SOS: WHAT?! I would top, there's no way I would take it up the ass

@wannahugthemm: lol this is so funny

@Calum5SOS: It is not! You're implying that IF I was gay, I would be the one having their asshole teared apart

@wannahugthemm: i'm not saying u're not masculine

@Calum5SOS: uh

@wannahugthemm: I'm saying that Ashton is daddy af

@wannahugthemm: and daddy ALWAYS tops

@Calum5SOS: I'm gonna throw my phone away after this

@wannahugthemm: LOL

@Calum5SOS: you know I hate daddy jokes

@wannahugthemm: IS BABY POUTING AT ME RIGHT NOW?

@Calum5SOS: stfu

@wannahugthemm: AW MY POUTY BABY

@wannahugthemm: I CAN SEE THE POUT ON YOUR PRETTY LIPS FROM HERE

@Calum5SOS read at 5:13 am

@wannahugthemm: oh cmon don't be like that

@wannahugthemm: I was kidding

@wannahugthemm: I ship cashton

@wannahugthemm: but only as a bromance

@wannahugthemm: I ship myself with you too much to ship Cashton as a romance

@Calum5SOS: You ship us?

@wannahugthemm: obv

@wannahugthemm: I mean

@wannahugthemm: i'm fab lol

@Calum5SOS: -.-

@wannahugthemm: jk you're way out of my limit

@wannahugthemm: * eyebrow raise *

@Calum5SOS: Hey! That's my song!

@wannahugthemm: I'm allowed to steal your songs

@Calum5SOS: who said that?

@wannahugthemm: As your bestest friends, I gave myself permission

@Calum5SOS: so you're my bestest friend ...

@wannahugthemm: ye

@Calum5SOS: what if I don't want u to be my best friend?

@wannahugthemm: ohw well, I can be your n° 1 fan :D

@Calum5SOS: what If I don't want u to be my n° 1 fan?

@wannahugthemm: you seriously need to reconsider your priorities then

@Calum5SOS: that doesn't make sense lol

@wannahugthemm: shut up u prick

@Calum5SOS: I was your "pouty baby" a few moments ago and now i'm a prick?

@wannahugthemm: ye

@Calum5SOS: why?

@wannahugthemm: cause u prick made me sad :((

@Calum5SOS: ohw

@wannahugthemm: I'm gonna be your bestest friend even if you don't want me to u.u

@Calum5SOS: determination

@wannahugthemm: frustration

@Calum5SOS: permanent vacation?

@wannahugthemm: THAT'S WHY WE SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS! SEE? WHAT IS CASHTON? DO YOU KNOW? CAUSE I DON'T!

@Calum5SOS: cashton would be the best bromance ship anyway

@wannahugthemm: ...

@Calum5SOS: we would be better than any other romance ship if we were one