Calum Hood

06:32 am

@Calum5SOS: Goodmorning x

@wannahugthemm: Hoodmorning ;)

@Calum5SOS: what's that?

@wannahugthemm: it's a Hoodmorning, what kinda question is that?

@wannahugthemm: I'm such a Calum girl

@Calum5SOS: you are

@wannahugthemm: but you are not

@Calum5SOS: as much as I love myself, I'm a Michael girl lol

@wannahugthemm: I KNEW THAT

@Calum5SOS: so what's my Goodmorning as a Michael girl?

@wannahugthemm: Gordonmorning

@Calum5SOS: don't make me laugh

@wannahugthemm: why

@Calum5SOS: I'm drinking and with that Gordonmorning of yours I spilled water all over my sweater

@wannahugthemm: aw baby's messy

@Calum5SOS: shut it

@wannahugthemm: WAIT

@Calum5SOS: WHAT

@wannahugthemm: you just said goodmorning to me

@Calum5SOS: yeah ?

@wannahugthemm: but in Los Angeles is 09:32 pm

@Calum5SOS: I bet you used your fingers to count

@wannahugthemm: what if I did?

@Calum5SOS: aww baby doesn't know how to count big numbers!

@wannahugthemm: STFU, anyway

@Calum5SOS: uh?

@wannahugthemm: YOU THOUGHT ABOUT ME AW

@Calum5SOS: Of course I did, if I didn't we wouldn't be talking right now duh

@wannahugthemm: first of all, drop that sassy attitude with me; second of all, I meant it in another way

@wannahugthemm: YOU LOOKED UP TIME ZONES FOR ME

@Calum5SOS: ye I did

@wannahugthemm: HOW CUTE

@Calum5SOS: stop screaming now

@wannahugthemm: ITS NOT LIKE YOU CAN HEAR ME

@Calum5SOS: yeah but I can read it and my inside voice is screaming at me, so please stop

@wannahugthemm: sorry

@Calum5SOS: it's okay

@wannahugthemm: I gtg now

@Calum5SOS: where?

@wannahugthemm: there's a thing called school, but you don't know cause you dropped out to play bass in a pop-punk/pop-rock/whatever-genre-you-play band

@Calum5SOS: you could drop out too

@wannahugthemm: I don't have talents, my one and only achievement is getting your attention on twitter

@Calum5SOS: nm, go learn something kid

@wannahugthemm: don't call me kid, i'm not your kid, you're not my ... wait you can be my daddy if you want ;)

@Calum5SOS: SHUT UP GO TO SCHOOL

@wannahugthemm: yes daddy

@Calum5SOS: I swear to God i'm gonna kill ya

@wannahugthemm: ohw don't get angry, you know I'm messing w/ u right?

@Calum5SOS: ye

@wannahugthemm: gtg for real now, my mum's screams are louder than Luke's at the end of WILAY

@Calum5SOS: what?

@wannahugthemm: it's a fangirl thing, bye for now

@Calum5SOS: have a good day :)

@wannahughtemm: Gordonnight ;)

@Calum5SOS: WHAT I SAID ABOUT MAKING ME LAUGH