This chapter is so long omg, i got carried away :)

Calum Hood

@wannahugthemm: Hi

@Calum5SOS: Hello

@wannahugthemm: How are u?

@Calum5SOS: Good wbu?

@wannahugthemm: School is stressing me out but I'll be sleeping all day long really soon

@Calum5SOS: what?

@wannahugthemm: We have a one week break for Easter

@Calum5SOS: ohh right

@wannahugthemm: wbu?

@Calum5SOS: uh?

@wannahugthemm: Aren't you guys on a break rn?

@Calum5SOS: ohh yeah we are

@Calum5SOS: it's pretty chill

@wannahugthemm: does it mean "all I do is sleep, eat and poop"?

@Calum5SOS: and pee

@wannahugthemm: and write songs?

@Calum5SOS: eh

@wannahugthemm: PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE WRITING NEW SONGS AND PLEASE TELL ME THERE WILL BE A NEW ALBUM SOON AND A NEW TOUR AND THAT MICHAEL IS GONNA DYE IS HAIR PINK AGAIN

@Calum5SOS: I can't answer none of this questions, if they even are questions

@wannahugthemm: yes they are and what does that mean? You can't answer my questions?

@Calum5SOS: I just can't

@wannahugthemm: Is Modest threatening you guys? Cause they don't want Muke to rise and shine?

@Calum5SOS: Whaaat?

@wannahugthemm: do I have to read that with a really high pitched voice?

@Calum5SOS: yeah

@wannahugthemm: okay

@wannahugthemm: forget what I wrote about Modest, their Oned toothbrush is amazing

@Calum5SOS: Am I supposed to laugh? Cause I am anyways

@wannahugthemm: me too

@wannahugthemm: OMG LOL I'M DIEING

@Calum5SOS: whyy?

@wannahugthemm: when I was writing "too" it auto-corrected to toothbrush

@Calum5SOS: lol

@wannahugthemm: I'm so funny

@Calum5SOS: you are

@wannahugthemm: Do you really mean that?

@Calum5SOS: yes, is that weird?

@wannahugthemm: Oh idk, I usually keep my comments and jokes for me

@Calum5SOS: why?

@wannahugthemm: People don't find them funny

@Calum5SOS: so you just ...

@wannahugthemm: shut up and laugh by myself like some crazy freaky girl

@Calum5SOS: Well, I think you're pretty funny so just say whatever comes to your mind when u're talking to me

@Calum5SOS: okay?

@wannahugthemm: thank you

@Calum5SOS: you okay?

@wannahugthemm: How do u know something isn't right w/ me if all I did is type "thank you"? You stalking me?

@Calum5SOS: I just felt like after your little "confession" something was wrong idk

@wannahugthemm: are you outside my window rn?

@wannahugthemm: OMG I THINK I SEE YOU

@Calum5SOS: I'm not stalking u 

@wannahugthemm: oh that was just my neighbor

@Calum5SOS: Does your neighbor and I look something alike?

@wannahugthemm: No, not at all

@Calum5SOS: then why did u think it was me?

@wannahugthemm: I was hoping it was you so I guess my mind messed things up

@Calum5SOS: that's kind of cute

@wannahugthemm: AW I'M KIND OF CUTE

@Calum5SOS: yeah you kinda are, even tho I don't know what do you look like

@wannahugthemm: imma potato

@Calum5SOS: or your age

@wannahugthemm: 290 years old

@Calum5SOS: I don't even know your name wtf

@wannahugthemm: mention Shawn and say you are sorry for stealing his song

@Calum5SOS: what?

@wannahugthemm: You wanted to report me to the twitter police for stealing your songs for my tweets, now you say sorry or i'm gonna report you

@Calum5SOS: are u aware I made that up? The twitter police doesn't exist lol

@wannahugthemm: OMG STAPH U'RE HURTING ME

@Calum5SOS: HOW?

@wannahugthemm: Saying that the twitter police doesn't exist is like telling a four year old Santa is made of burned pizza

@Calum5SOS: lol

@Calum5SOS: You really are something else

@wannahugthemm: is it bad or is it good?

@Calum5SOS: definitely good

@wannahugthemm: that's kinda sweet

@Calum5SOS: OMG I'M KINDA SWEET

@wannahugthemm: don't mock me

@Calum5SOS: why?

@wannahugthemm: its annoying

@Calum5SOS: tell me your name

@wannahugthemm: neh

@Calum5SOS: neh

@wannahugthemm: STAPH

@Calum5SOS: STAPH

@wannahugthemm: CALUM THOMAS

@Calum5SOS: Tell me ur name and i'll stop mocking you

@Calum5SOS: you even know my middle name, its not fair! CMON

@wannahugthemm: if you were a tru fan you would have known

@Calum5SOS: a fan of what?!

@wannahugthemm: idk it's what fans tells to other fans to make them feel bad about liking the music and not caring too much about who the artists fuck in their bedroom

@Calum5SOS: woah that was intense

@wannahugthemm: ye

@Calum5SOS: now tell me your name

@wannahugthemm: Sara

@Calum5SOS: was that difficult?

@wannahugthemm: no

@Calum5SOS: then why were you so reserved about it?

@wannahugthemm: Idk

@Calum5SOS: I like it

@wannahugthemm: I don't mind it

@Calum5SOS: what does it mean?

@wannahugthemm: uh?

@Calum5SOS: Sara, what does your name mean?

@Calum5SOS: It's nice to finally give your account a name

@wannahugthemm: aw and I'm not telling you what my name means

@Calum5SOS: why?

@wannahugthemm: You'll make fun of me

@Calum5SOS: Did you just assume that?

@wannahugthemm: uhhhhhhg

@Calum5SOS: we have a deal about assuming things about each other

@wannahugthemm: I know

@Calum5SOS: then tell me what your name means

@wannahugthemm: fine, it means princess

@Calum5SOS: aww it makes it even more pwetty

@wannahugthemm: mh

@Calum5SOS: oh cmon, don't be like this

@wannahugthemm: like what?

@Calum5SOS: like this conversation its annoying you

@wannahugthemm: my dog is licking my foot

@Calum5SOS: You have a dog??

@wannahugthemm: yes I do

@Calum5SOS: what's its name?

@wannahugthemm: it's a she and her name's Molly

@Calum5SOS: I think Luke's dog name is Molly too

@wannahugthemm: it is, but I didn't steal it from him cause i'm an obsessed fan, I swear

@Calum5SOS: don't worry, but how do u know Luke's dog name is Molly?

@wannahugthemm: I watch a lot of interviews

@Calum5SOS: why?

@wannahugthemm: cause yours is my favorite band?

@Calum5SOS: yeah but, don't you grow tired of watching them?

@wannahugthemm: nope

@Calum5SOS: wow

@wannahugthemm: I know, it's pretty impressive

@Calum5SOS: lol

@wannahugthemm: it's also how I improve my English

@Calum5SOS: yeah?

@wannahugthemm: yes. Before I knew of the band, I didn't even know what an Australian accent sounded like

@Calum5SOS: WHAT?

@wannahugthemm: yep, its true

@Calum5SOS: I'm in shock, how's that possible?

@wannahugthemm: I speak another language duh

@Calum5SOS: Oh right

@Calum5SOS: so, where are u from?

@wannahugthemm: guess it

@Calum5SOS: well, your name it's pretty popular even in AU so idk

@wannahugthemm: Well you know I don't live in the USA

@Calum5SOS: you don't live in the UK

@wannahugthemm: I'm not australian

@Calum5SOS: so

@wannahugthemm: so?

@Calum5SOS: You are

@Calum5SOS: EUROPEAN!

@wannahugthemm: NO SHIT SHERLOCK of course I'm European, where would I live, in the freaking North Pole?

@Calum5SOS: I'M THINKING

@wannahugthemm: OKAY

@Calum5SOS: Are you German?

@wannahugthemm: I don't like beer

@Calum5SOS: wtf

@Calum5SOS: what does that mean? You can not like beer but you still would be german

@wannahugthemm: whatever but I don't live in Germany

@Calum5SOS: I don't think you are French

@wannahugthemm: why?

@Calum5SOS: are you?

@wannahugthemm: no, but why can't I be French?

@Calum5SOS: you swear too much

@wannahugthemm: I do not

@Calum5SOS: you do

@wannahugthemm: don't French people swear?

@Calum5SOS: No, they're too elegant

@wannahugthemm: true

@Calum5SOS: Are you spanish?

@wannahugthemm: you didn't read my tread

@Calum5SOS: I DID

@wannahugthemm: WELL YOU WERE DRUNK OR ELSE YOU WOULD'VE KNOWN

@Calum5SOS: not my fault I have a terrible memory

@wannahugthemm: you are not the only one

@Calum5SOS: stop with the song references

@wannahugthemm: U2

@Calum5SOS: you are going to kill me one day

@wannahugthemm: I'm not spanish, I hate spanish, I don't even know why I choose it like my second foreign language at school

@Calum5SOS: what's the first?

@wannahugthemm: English

@wannahugthemm: are you alive? It's been ten minutes

@Calum5SOS: I was thinking

@wannahugthemm: IT'S SO EASY

@Calum5SOS: CAUSE YOU KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE BUT I DON'T

@wannahugthemm: woah daddy, calm down

@Calum5SOS: what did u just call me?

@wannahugthemm: I was just kidding, don't you get all flustered

@Calum5SOS: I think I know where you live

@wannahugthemm: shoot

@wannahugthemm: if your guess it's fucking Russia you can take another 10 minutes to re-think about it

@Calum5SOS: ohw

@wannahugthemm: CALUM

@Calum5SOS: lol I was kidding

@wannahugthemm: where am I from?

@Calum5SOS: if you don't know how am I supposed to know? Ask Jesus

@wannahugthemm: * facepalms *

@Calum5SOS: Are you from Norway?

@wannahugthemm: * facepalms *

@wannahugthemm: I AM ITALIAN

@Calum5SOS: are you really?

@wannahugthemm: No, I'm german

@Calum5SOS: but you said you don' like beer

@wannahugthemm: bye

@Calum5SOS: for now?