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The two walked around the school, Daisy giving the boy a small tour of the school. Their last destination was the gymnasium, since the main office was nearby.

"Seems like you really like her." Malakai laughed. As well as getting to know him, Daisy had been saying good things about bee. How pretty she was, how funny she was, how kind and gentle she was. Daisy was definitely just into girls, but she was not afraid to admit that Malakai was a cute guy. And Bee needed a cute guy like him in her life.

"Yeah." Daisy nodded. "Sorry if I went on a tangent... She's just great."

"Well, I'd be honoured to meet her." Malakai shrugged.

"I mean, she's right over there." Daisy pointed into the gym, where she previously spotted the girl. Instead, they saw Harper swinging a punch in her best friend's face.

Phoebe was stood with Spider and Ant, and the latter quickly whipped out his phone to record the confrontation. They all began to cheer as Harper and Amerie began to brawl.

Daisy grabbed Malakai's arm and pulled him into the room, her heart beating fast at the sight of her long time crush. As much as she wanted to stop it, she knew it wasn't her place to get in between them.

"Fight, fight, fight!"

"What the fuck, Harper?" Amerie shouted. "Stop!" She pinned the bleached hair girl to the window. "Why are you doing this?!" She begged, just as Harper screamed out, pushing amerie back. "What's wrong with you?!"

Harper leaned back, throwing her head into Amerie's face. The girl immediately dropped back onto the ground, her nose gushing with blood and her cheek bruised. Daisy dropped Malakai's arm and rushed over to the girl, Quinni making it to her side before she could.

They all gasped, a few people laughing at her. Amerie groaned before she sneezed on Quinni, blood splattering on her face.
Darren rushed forward to pull her back with disgust. "Yuck. yuck, yuck, yuck."

"here." Daisy took her hand. "Please don't sneeze on my face." Amerie let out another groan of pain, rather than a verbal reply. Daisy sighed, helping the girl up to her feet as everyone watched.

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"Oh. Excuse me." Quinni stopped another person. "Do you know what a lazy kebab is?" The three were on their free period, spending their time out in the courtyard. Quinni had been asking random people the same question, since her two best friends hadn't told her the definition yet.

"Uh-uh-uh no." Darren spoke out, "Stop asking people that."

"Oh, okay." Quinni frowned. "I still don't understand what it is though." Darren and Daisy shared a look, but the girl quickly looked away, not wanting to answer. Darren sighed, "It means giant flaps."

"Flaps?" Quinni quizzed. The two glanced down at her. "Oh! Like those sorts of flaps. Well Spider hasn't seen them. I mean nobody has." Quinni told them.

"Who knows what that incel was thinking? Straight men are a mystery to me." Darren shook their head.

"I'm with you on that one." Daisy nodded in agreement.

"You two can look at them for me." Quinni suggested.

"What?" Darren asked, nearly choked on the banana they were chewing.

"My... flaps?"

"Deeply, no." Darren disagreed.

"Daise?" Quinni pouted and Daisy found it hard to resist her. "I don't know..." She muttered.

"Okay, but what if they are huge?" Quinni tried to reason.

"Who cares? More room to put things in it." Darren pointed out, making Daisy laugh.

"Please Daisy? From one girl to another?" Quinni begged. Daisy glanced at Darren, who wore a mischievous smile. "Yeah, Quinni. I'll inspect at your vagina." she sighed. Quinni jumped up in excitement, placing her arms around the girl with glee. "You're the best."

"Will the following students please meet at classroom 5D: Amerie Wadia, Harper McLean, Sasha So, Missy Beckett, Dustin Reid, Spencer White, Anthony Vaughn."

"Sounds like a bunch of dickheads." Darren chuckled.

"Phoebe Laine. Darren Rivers."

"Damn it." Darren sighed.

"Daisy Santos, Quinn Gallagher-Jones."

"What?" Quinni questioned.

"Douglas Piggott, Malakai Mitchell."

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"Welcome, welcome." Woodsy greeted them. Phoebe walked in behind Dusty, giving her Principal and former English teacher a sweet smile. From behind her, Spider was giving Ant a piggy-back ride.

"Hi Miss!"

"Get down!" Woodsy ordered them. "Thank you."

The four took a spot together on a table, Bee perched by the side of Ant. On the table parallel to them was Daisy, Quinni and Darren. The two girls were sat on the table while Darren was perched on the chair in the middle of their legs.

"Map Bitch!" Spider began to whistle to Anerie, who sat by herself. "Map Bitch!"

Amerie kept her head straight, not wanting to give Spider any satisfaction. The new boy sat alongside her her, seeing as there was no available seats on Daisy's table.

"She's not responding." Spider frowned.

"Come on, Douglas..." Woodsy groaned as Cash was the last person to enter the room.

"Oi, Eshay bah!" Ant and Spidee greeted him in unison. He gave them the middle finger as he walked past.

"How was stereo, brah?" Spider continued.

"Brah." Ant added.

"All right, so cemetery tomorrow?" Dusty asked his friends.

"Yeah boy." Spider grinned, shaking his hands. He then put his arm around Bee. "You gonna drive us?"

"No, sorry." The girl shook her head. "The cemetery isn't even far from my house, we can just walk back there."

"That's fine. It's gonna be a rager." dusty grinned. Darren turned around to face the four, "Oi, uh, what's the cemetery?"

"None ya biz, bong water." Spider rudely shut them down, making Darren fake a frown.

"Okay. Settle down." Woodsy spoke up. "Thank you."

"Hi, everyone. I'm Miss Josephine Obah, but you can call me Jojo. Kind of like, "Yo-yo," but with a J." No one laughed, so she was forced to awkwardly continue. "Um, I'm an English teacher, so I know some of you. I'm sure you're all wondering why you're here. Well, your names were on the map in the stairwell. You know the one that's out of bounds."

Malakai raised his hands, from beside Amerie, in utter confusion, "Um, what map?" He asked.

"Okay, very funny." Miss Obah laughed at him. "Look, peeps, we're not dumb. We know a lot of you are sexually active, but we're concerned this map demonstrates a real lack of respect for one another when it comes to sexual relationships. So we want to address it head-on."

Spider began to use his hand to gesture giving someone 'head', as a pun. Dusty grinned with amusement at him as Bee rolled her eyes.

"This is a special class that aims to give you clear and accessible information about sex and intimacy-"

"A Sexual Literacy Tutorial." Woodsy stated.

"S.L.T. So we're Sluts?" Darren asked, making everyone cheer and laugh. Spider immediately stood up on his chair with Ant following him, the two now humping the air at each other. Bee laughed, slapping Spider's leg that was in her face.
"Sluts, sluts, sluts!" They cheered.

"That's enough. That's enough." Jojo sighed. "Come on, everyone. This class will go back to the basics on sex and relationships-"

"Because clearly, you all have a lot to learn in that department."

"It'll happen twice a week, in your own time."

"What?!"

"Until... no, until we judge that you started to respect each other and yourselves." Jojo tried to speak over their protests. "You have to attend every class or it'll go on your permanent record."

"Wait, we have permanent records?" Ant frowned.

"This is sex jail!" Missy exclaimed.

"Thanks a lot, Map Bitch." Ant stood up, tossing a freshly balled up piece of paper at the girl. Amerie finally turned around, seeing if Bee would defend her like she normally did, but the girl just had her head on the desk.

"Sorry. Um, so it's actually my first day." Malakai raised his hand again. "I don't think I'm supposed to be in here..."

"Legend! You it to the map before you even started!" Spider laughed. "Even managed to make your way into Bee's panties! Not like it was a difficult route, it's always accessible—" "Dude!" Ant yelled while he placed his hands over Spider's mouth.

"I don't even know who he is." Bee rolled her eyes.

As much as Bee hated it when Spider talked about her with such vulgar language, she knew he only did it for attention and laughs. Behind closed doors, he had a lot goin home and he was actually pretty nice to her. They all were.

Malakai looked back, wondering who the girl he was sexually associated with was. It was the girl Daisy had rambled on about. And Daisy was right about one thing, the girl was beautiful. Her dark curls rested on her shoulder perfectly. She wore a low cut, pink, long sleeved shirt that showed off her collar bones perfectly. Her—

"All right, everybody up!" Woodsey instructed, and Malakai's eyes shot to the front of the room. "Up, up, up? up, up!" Her students all got to their feet's. "Okay, now clear these tables to the side, please. And lift them, don't scrape them along the floor."

They ignored her order and the sound of the tables scraping filled the room.

"Thank you. Now, I want you all to start walking around the room." She ordered. They all began to move around each other, slowly sauntering around as they mumbled to one another.

"Come on, walking! Good, you know how to walk. Now, I want you to choose three other people to start shaking hands with."

Of course, Ant chose Bee as his first victim. Once they had shook hands, he pulled her arm up and twirled her around, making her smile. Then he pushed her into to someone else and moved onto Harper.

"Shaking, shake... good, you know how to shake."

Next, she shook hands with Daisy, who had nearly completed the task with her two friends and needed a final person. Unexpectedly, the new kid made his way over to her side. He put his arm out and she sighed, shaking his hand.

"I'm sorry about before." He spoke.

"Don't sweat it." Bee shook her head. "It's not your fault-" Her voice was overtaken by everyone else's. "... A dog cunt." She finished.

"Did you just call me a dog cunt?" Malakai frowned, struggling to hear her due to the noise from everyone else, but Bee had already moved away from him.

Amerie was having trouble with who to shake hands with, so when she saw Bee was now free, she shifted over to her. Unfortunately for her, the girl shook her head, not really wanting to interact with Amerie anymore that day. "I've already got my three." Bee explained. "Sorry."

"Right." Amerie nodded, not realising how much she had upset the girl with the incest map.

"And... stop." Woodsy ordered. "Spencer, you have genital crabs."

They all burst out into laughter. "Checks out." Darren snickered.

"Not in real life, thank you, Darren." Woodsy quickly said.

"You sure, Miss?" Bee joked.

"See, that still wouldn't stop you." Spider shrugged. Phoebe winced. Spider had been winning with the insults, she needed to step up her game.

"You two, stop it." Woodsy demanded. "This is for the purposes of this game. Put your hand up, Spencer. Hand up, Spencer." He hesitated, before doing as he was told. "Now. Hands up, who shook hands with Spencer." Woodsy asked. "And who shook hands with them?"

Bee saw Ant had raised his hand at the first question, meaning she had to raise hers. "And who shook hands with them?" Daisy put her arm up for that one. "And them? You all have genital warts."

"I thought it was crabs?" Malakai reminded her.

"Right. Crabs. Thank you, um..." Woodsy trailed off, not sure of his name.

"M-Malakai."

"Malakai. Thank you." She nodded. "You all have genital crabs."

"Spider wishes he could get round that quickly." Ant whispered into Bee's ears, making her laugh out loud. "Shooting his cum webs all around." Bee added.

"I can hear you both, and you're both disgusting." Spider seethed, making them laugh harder.

"Everyone except for you, Amerie." Woodsy pointed to the girl who had been rejected by all. "Well done. Now, what does this highlight the need for?"

"Uh, to stay away from Spider, cause he's chat." Cash joked.

"Oh fuck off, guys."

"No! Condoms!" Woodsey told them.

"No condoms, like we shouldn't wear condoms?"

Woodsy sighed. "Phoebe Laine, go to your seat."

She nodded, "Copy that, Miss."

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They all made their way back to their seats after the activity. The class didn't really do much after, just sitting and talking, listening to more of Woodsy's ranting as they waited for the bell to ring.

When it finally did, Dusty had been looking over the photographed map, seeing a golden arrow from his name pointing towards Amerie's and one from Bee's pointing to Malcom.

"Did you? Really?" Spider asked, leaning over the boys shoulder and zooming into her name.

"What? No." Dusty shook his head. He noticed Amerie was about to leave, and rushed over to stop her. "Hey, um, did we hook up?"

"No."

"Yeah, I didn't think so, but it says here—" The boy started. "It doesn't mean anything, dusty." Amerie tried to reason.

"There's like a... it's like a gold line
between our names?" Dusty pointed out.

"Gold line means destined." Spider exclaimed, putting his hands on Dusty's shoulders. "Yeah, like destined to be. She wants you, Dusty."

Phoebe furrowed hee eyebrows with confusion, if this was true, surely she would've noticed by now. But Amerie's reaction confirmed it. She quickly turned on her heel and rushed out of the classroom, Daisy frowning at their humiliating interaction.

"Come on." Darren sighed, placing an arm on her shoulder.

"Simp!"

They all left the classroom, to see amerie actually running away. "Me running from my personal problems." Daisy commented with a sigh, making Darren laugh.

"I forget your funny sometimes." They said.

"Seriously, what is this map about?" Malakai yelled after her. "What did vou do?"

"What are they gonna teach us about sex that we don't already know?" Spider asked his friends as they stepped out of the room.

⎯ ❃ jania speaks!
i have been bulk writing so expect more frequent updaters (until i run out of the chapter prompts i wrote months ago)