Rose has updated her status~ That moment when you realize that your friends didn't bother to change back their relationship status after you were only messing with them

~May and Drew have liked this status

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~May has started a group chat called "Anime Couples" with Drew, Ash, Misty, Solidad, and Harley~

May: Hey Misty, Ash, do you two do cute couple stuff?

Drew: That's how you want to start this up? Seriously?

May: Yup!

Misty: Of course we do! Ashys the sweetest! <3

Ash: Thx, Mist! <33

Solidad: And... gag

Harley: Why are we here?

May: Cause I figured that as long your relationship status says you're a thing, you can be here

~Harley has quit the group chat~

~Solidad has quit the group chat~

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~Harley and Solidad are no longer in a relationship~

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[Back in the group chat]

Misty: Now the group chat seems too small...

Ash: There's only two of us couples...

Drew: Yeah...

May: ....You know what I'm thinking?

Misty: Definitely

May: Let's play...

Ash/Misty: Matchmaker!! <3

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<Private Messenger ~ May & Clemont>

May: Hey, Clemont? How about setting up a play date for Bonnie to met my brother Max?

Clemont: ...

May: ?

Clemont: If it'd make her stop shouting, "Sere loves Clemmy~!", then that'd be great...

May: ...Ddddddddddddddamn... wtf have we been missing?

Clemont: Hell

May: ...Great

May: So that's a yes?

Clemont: YES

May: Good... >:-)

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Ash has tagged Lillie in his status~ Sorry, Lillie. Gotta stop in Unova. Don't ask why.

Comments:

Lillie: Why?

Rose: Rebellll

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Misty has tagged Ash in her status~ Don't forget Sinnoh!

Comments:

Ash: Oma, it's like we're traveling together again! <3

Misty: Well duh, but I know what chu mean

Ash: Can't wait! <33

Misty: I know! <33

Pikachu: Why me...

Azurill: You know you love it

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Brock has updated his status~
Me: *looks in Joy's general direction*
Ember: *reminds me that I'm her boyfriend and gives me a 'you're going to hell' glare*
Me: *wonders how tf I thought Misty and Croagunk were bad*

Comments:

Ember: Oh come on, I'm not that bad!

Brock: Then why do we always avoid the Pokémon Center and Police Station when we walk through town!

Ember: ....

Ash: Wow

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Rose has updated her status~ That moment when you realize that you are forever single.

Comments:

Lilly: Hey Darr-

Rose: Hell no! *passes back phone*

Lilly: That's what I thought

Ash: Savage

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~Ash has posted a selfie of him, Misty, Pikachu, and Azurill in Hearthome City~

~Misty, Brock, and 12 others have liked this photo

Comments:

Dawn: Sh*t, Paul, they're coming for us
~May, Drew, and 5 others have liked this comment

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Jessie has tagged Meowth in her status~ I-Is it t-t-true..?

Comments:

Meowth: Is what tru Jessie?

Jessie: T-that... James-?

Meowth: Aw nah, I was uh just messin with him

Jessie: Oh...

Meowth: Audino if he just likes ya or loves ya

Jessie: *anime falls*

Wild Audino: Huh? I... I don't get it...

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Random Ace Trainer has tagged Random Hiker in her status~ Did you know that Wynaut comes right after Absol in the Pokédex? And that both of them are the most used puns? It's like they're next door neighbors in PokéPunville!

Comments:

Wild Absol: 0_0

Wild Wynaut: *smirks and snickers*

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Baylakynn has updated her status~ We all secretly know Ash is #Gay4Gary

Comments:

Rose: GOD DAMMIT, BAYLIE! WE DON'T NEED YOUR PALLETSHIPPING  TRASH!

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Moon has updated her status~ Mudsdale used Earthquake!

Comments:

Hau: Mudsdale's attack missed!

Lillie: One does not simply

Moon: Miss an earthquake

Sun: AH COME ON! THAT WAS ONLY THAT ONE TIME!

Hau: *whispers* In the time it mattered the most...

Lillie: What? We weren't-

Moon: Shush!! Yes we were!

Sun: OH COME ON, MOON! DO YOU EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY F**KIN TIMES YOU MADE MIMIKYU USE DOUBLE TEAM!?!

Sun: 35 F**KIN TIMES!

Moon: You counted?

Lillie: Hold up, you can count?
~Hau has liked this comment

Gladion: You do realize that that's kind of impossible, right?

Sun: No it's not

Gladion:

Double Team
Power: ---
Accuracy: ---
PP: 15

Sun: S-shut up...

Moon: Lol

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Ash has tagged Tracey in his status~ Finds a pink Rhyhorn
Draws it in black and white

~Misty, Brock, and Prof. Oak has liked this status

Comments:

Tracey: Shut up

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Tracey has tagged Ash in his status~ Ash Ketchum
Friend zoning girls since 1997

~Serena, Misty, Dawn, and 1 other have liked this status

Comments:

Ash: I'm dating Misty, aren't I?

Tracey: ...

Tracey: CRAP

Serena: Wait. Why didn't May like this status?

May: Because then Drew would've started up sh*t about how it would be considered "unfaithful"

Drew: Cause it would

May: Yeah, be thankful that I know that unlike Tracey over here

Tracey: -_-

May: Actually, the real question should be why did Iris like Tracey's status

Iris: Umm...

Iris: *cricket noises*

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Tracey has tagged Ash in his status~ Wants to be a Pokémon Master
Hasn't won sh*t since the Orange League

~Misty, Paul, and Gary have liked this status

Comments:

Ash: Sh*t

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Ash has tagged Tracey in his status~ Claims to have loved childhood best friend since the day they met
Draws other attractive women that he just met that day

Comments:

Tracey: F**k off

Teari: Cut him some slack

Teari: It's not his fault Nintendo didn't (still doesn't) know of my existence

Ash: Oh, just like how Nintendo doesn't give a sh*t about his existence

Gary: Or like how half the fandom forgot about his existence

Lilly: Oh f**k off

Iris: *whispers* You made them say it...

Lilly: I KnOw tHiS, iRiS

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Baylakynn has updated her status~ Lilly is secretly a poet, and we all f**kin know it

~Everyone of Baylakynn's friends plus the readers have liked this status

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~Brock and Ember have requested to join the "Anime Couples" group chat~

~Brock and Ember's request to join the "Anime Couples" group chat has been denied~

Comments:

Brock/Ember: WHY

Ash: Because you're #ForeverAlone to the fandom, Brock

Misty: And you're an OC, Ember

Brock/Ember: DAMN IT

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Scyther has tagged Breez in his status~ Hey, Breez—

Comments:

Breez: —No

Lyra: Savage

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Dawn has tagged Ash and Misty in her status~ Guys, leave Paul alone

Comments:

Ash: No

Misty: We need to find out if he likes you!! <33

Dawn: No, you guys seriously need to stop

Ash: NEEVVAHHH

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Hilda has updated her status~ I'm kinda getting tired of seeing the anime peps sh*t in my feed

Comments:

Blue: You do realize that a lot of us have anime counterparts, right?

Hilda: Well yeah, but not too many

Blue: Are you sure about that?

Hilda: Bet

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Blue has updated his status~ All that have anime counterparts, excluding Gym Leaders, comment if you do or not below

Comments:

Blue: Kanto!

Anime Red: Wait, does that include—

Blue: Yes

Red: *raises hand*

Blue: Aaaand me

Blue: Johto!

Lyra: Me!

Gold: Me!

Crystal: Me!

Blue: Hoenn!

May: Me!

Hilda: ...

Blue: Sinnoh!

Barry: Me!

Dawn: Me!

Lucas: ...Do I?

Lilly: idk, I've probably messed up but just go with it

Blue: Unova!

Bianca: Same

Cheren: Ugh, yes I do

Hilda: Wut!?

N: Uh, Hilda...

Hilda: Oh no, not you two!

N: Sorry...

Iris: Me!

Blue: You don't-

Cilan: Yes she does

Blue: Ugh, fine

Blue: Kalos!

Serena: Me!

*cricket noises*

Lilly: Um.. I don't know anyone else

Blue: Okay, Alola!

Gladion: Pfft...

Lillie: Me!

Lilly: Yet again, I don't really know too much about Alola... or have caught up with the anime but I know there are others!!

Blue: So that means 2 from Kanto, 3 from Johto, 1 from Hoenn, 2 or 3 from Sinnoh, 4 from Unova, 1 or more from Kalos, and more than 2 from Alola

Hilda: Well I'll be damned

James: What about us?

Jessie: Yeah!

Blue: Since when did you have a game counterpart?

Jessie: Since Pokémon Yellow you little twerp!

Meowth: Yah, u tell em Jess!

Cheren: Ugh, such bothers

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Paul has tagged Dawn in his status~ How the f**k do I get them to stop!?

Comments:

Dawn: Oh, is your natural ability to scare people away not working?

Paul: Apparently!

Misty: TELL US

Ash: TELL US NNEEOOOWWW

Dawn: Guys! Drop it!

Ash: NOOONONONOOO

Misty: NOT UNTIL YOU TWO GET TOGETHER AND MAKE OUT IN FRONT OF US

Dawn: *blushes* M-M-M-M-MIIISSSTTTYYYY!!!

Ash: Awwe shhh***t. She stretched out yo name. You in some deep sssh*t

Misty: Well f**k you, Ash

Ash: Just stating the facts, Mist

Dawn: *whispers* Now, Paul! Go while there's still time!

Dawn: AAAAASSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!

Ash: Oh sh*t

Ash: Gotta bail

Misty: NO! NOT YET!

Ash: OH YEAH!

Paul: Sh*t

Paul: LEAVE US THE F**K ALONE WILL YA!?

Misty: NOT UNTIL THE SHIP HAS SAILED

Ash: SAIL THE SHIP! SAIL THE SHIP!

Misty: AND THE MAKE OUT SESSION HAS BEGUN

Ash: BEGIN THE MAKE! TO THE OUT!

Hilda: OMA, JUST GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT ALREADY!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR F**KIN SH*T IN MY F**KIN FEED TO FEED A F**KIN CYBER SNORLAX!!

Paul: urrr

Dawn: SH*T! GUYS! HE USED ALL LOWERCASE!

Dawn:  R  U  N  !

Ash/Misty:  -_-  No

Paul: im going to regret this...

Dawn: Uht oh

Paul: Dawn...

Dawn: Double uht oh

Paul: ...Will you go out with me?

Ash/Misty: ★0★

Dawn: That depends

Ash/Misty/Paul/Hilda: OH MY GOD DAWN! WHAT THE F**K NOW?!

Dawn: I'm not having my first boyfriend be a fake one

Ash/Misty: OH MY ARCEUS DAWN!! WE CAN FIX THAT LATER!! JUST KISS THE GUY!!

Paul: So if I said I love you, you'd go out with me?

Dawn: Only if you meant it

Ash/Misty/Hilda: OH MY MEW

Paul: urrrrgghh

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<Private Messenger ~ Paul & Dawn>

Paul: I love you, Dawn

Dawn: ...What?

Dawn: R-really?

Paul: *sigh* Yes, really. You've known me long enough to know that I'm not a lier

Dawn: Oh really now?

Paul: Yes, really

Dawn: Even if it meant you could get away from two IkariShippers that are chasing, well technically us, around nonstop

Paul: God damn it, Dawn. YES

Paul: Can't you see that's why I pm-ed it?

Dawn: Alright then Mr. Despite, what was "it" again?

Paul: Dawn

Dawn: Say "it" again

Dawn: If "it" was true, then you shouldn't have any trouble saying "it" again

Paul: Why does that matter?

Dawn: GOD DAMMIT PAUL JUST SAY "IT"!!

Paul: Fine

Paul: Dawn... I know that you're doubting me, but I promise you that I mean it when I say that I really do love you, Dawn.

Paul: Now will you go out with me?

Dawn: ...Hmm

Dawn: I don't know...

Paul: Dawn... Please. I love you.

Dawn: Hmm.... Are you sure you actually want me to be your girlfriend?

Paul: Yes, Dawn.

Dawn: But your girlfriend? I can get pretty annoying sometimes.

Paul: I can handle that. Plus you're prettier than your annoyance.

Dawn: *blushes* *clears throat* A-alright, but are you sure you want to be seen with me? I mean, I am pretty pathetic

Paul: Well not anymore! You weren't nearly as pathetic as Ash anyway. And yes, I want to be seen with you and I want to say you're mine.

Dawn: *blushes harder* O-o-Ooh, so, um, what else would you want out of our relationship if I were to become your girlfriend?

Paul: Again, I'm not a pervert, but yes, there are some things I fantasize about us as a couple.

Dawn: Like what?

Paul: ....

Dawn: ...

Paul: .....

Dawn: ...

Paul: ...

Dawn: Um.. Paul... You're blushing, and I'm not sure if that's a good thing...

Paul: ......

Dawn: Paul?

Paul: ...

Paul: .....

Paul: ...

Paul: ....Making out with you.

Dawn: ....

Paul: ....

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Dawn: Oh what the hell? Wynaut?

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Misty has tagged May and Drew in her status~ UPDATE! Dawn and Paul are making out right here in the park! <3333 Eeeeeek!!

Comments:

May: Fangirl mode activated

Ash: Umm... yeeeahh

May: What?

Ash: Ummmmmmm........

Misty: Um, yeah don't mind him

Misty: *whispers* he actually has every right to be disturbed...

Drew: Why?

Ash: <insert video clip of Dawn and Paul making out here>

May: Oh

Drew: Um

May: Well then

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~Dawn Berlitz and Paul Shinji are in a relationship~

~Dawn and Paul have been invited to join the "Anime Couples" group chat~

~Dawn and Paul have joined the "Anime Couples" group chat~

Comments:

Ash: Aw yeah!

Misty: Unova here we come!

Ash: We're off to see Unova~!

Misty: The wonderful region of wishes~!

Iris: Well sh*t

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I know what you're thinking

Did she literally just have us wait until Annual IkariShipping Day, a.k.a. June 28th for this chapter when she actually finished writing it at 3:04 am on June 14th?

Yes, yes I did.

And I'm sorry Snivygirl25, because I know that you're a PenguinShipper…

And yes, I did just have a Ash vs. Tracey meme war

Because one does not simply miss an earthquake

So bye!

And happy IkariShipping Day!