Celebi has tagged Mew in her status~ Why do you just accept to play with this person? Whatever happened to the 'I'm going to hide from everyone so I don't get caught' thing?

Comments:

Mew: 0.0

Celebi: What are you freaking out about?

Mew: You have a preferred pronoun!?

Celebi: ...Yeah

Mew: WHy DiDn't You Tell Me THis!?

Celebi: Because I thought it didn't matter...

Mew: Oh... OKAY :D

Mew: Besides...

Celebi: What?

Mew: You were already caught

Celebi: So... I was released right afterwards...

Mew: BUT YOU WERE CAUGHT

Victini: Really? Since when?

Meloetta: Since Teari—

Jirachi: Wait! TEARI?!

Keldeo: Yeah, Teari!

Keldeo: And she knows a good Pokémon when sees one ;)

Meloetta: Stop... Just... Stop...

Victini: YOU WERE CAUGHT BY TEARI TOO!?

Celebi: Wait! KELDEO FLIRTS WITH MELOETTA?!

Mew: Boi! I did NOT know this!

Shaymin: Well... I have no Shaymin you guys... but Teari is a worthy Trainer

Meloetta: Well that's because she's your Trainer too

Jirachi: WHAT

Victini: Please tell me that's everyone

Celebi: Actually that is

Victini: Oh, good

Shaymin: But what about—?

Meloetta: No! Shaymin! No! Stop!

Azelf: F**king hell?

Mesprit: What... even...?

Uxie: Not even my vast knowledge can decipher this.

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May has tagged Drew in her status~ Hey Drew, is this relationship thing between us for real... or is it just so Dawn would shut up? Cause... I don't really know anymore

Comments:

Drew: Well... I think it is

Drew: On my end... anyway...

May: Oh... *blushes*

Drew: Umm... is that... okay?

May: Um... y-yeah *still blushing*

Drew: That's a relief

May: Oh, really?

Drew: Yeah... I was worried that you didn't actually feel the same way...

Drew: So yes, I am very relieved, to say the least

May: Sooo, where are you in Johto?

Drew: Goldenrod City. Why?

May: So I can find you

Drew: Actually I'm coming back soon anyway

May: Oh really? By boat or plane?

Drew: Actually I was thinking more like by Flygon

May: Oh...

Drew: It's cheaper that way

May: True

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~Harley and Solidad are in a relationship~

Comments:

May: *fails at holding back laughter*

Drew: This... I don't know... I don't know what to think of this...

Harley: I swear I didn't do anything!

Solidad: It was Rose! She hacked our Facebooks!!

Rose: No, I hacked Harley's, yours was just still logged in when you closed your laptop

Drew: Since when do you guys hang out with Rose?

Solidad: Why wouldn't we want to hang out with Rose?

Harley: Her name is like, you're icon!

Rose: Yeah! Who wouldn't want to be friends with me?! :D

Gladion: Me

Silver: Me

Paul: Me

Rose: Well yeah, but that's understandable

May: Say, Rose? What was Harley's password?

Solidad: It's probably something really stupid like "Cacturne"

Rose: Pfft, it was so easy!

Harley: Hey! It was not!

Rose: bOi! I got it on the first try!

Solidad: Well what was it?

Harley: NOoOoo

Rose: I kid you not, it was "Solidad"

Drew: Pfft! XD

May: That's amazing! XD

Harley: LIIIEESSS

Rose: I will use my Veritaserum on you

Harley: LLLLIIIIIIIEEEEEEESSSSSS

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Harley has updated his status~ My password was "Solidad"

~Rose has agreed with this status

Comments:

Solidad: At least no one knows mine...

Rose: I'll get you too

Solidad: No you wouldn't

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Solidad has updated her status~ My password is "Harley"

~Rose, May, and Drew have liked this status

Comments:

~Few minutes later~

Solidad: Not anymore...

Rose: Lol

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May has tagged Rose in her status~ What even is Veritaserum?

Comments:

Rose: Wanna find out? >:-)

May: No thx, I'm good

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Prof. Oak has tagged Prof. Juniper in his status~ Do you think we should have told them about Prof. Ivy wanting to use those two Pokémon as mind controlled slaves to destroy mankind, and that she threatened to attack our laboratories if she didn't get them?

Comments:

Prof. Juniper: ....Nah

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<Private Messenger ~ Bonnie & Rose>

Bonnie: Ayyy, Rose? Mind if I borrow that Veritaserum stuff of yours?

Rose: Sure, fam

Bonnie: Thx, fam

Rose: Your welcome, fam

Bonnie: This is fam-ulous!

Rose: I know, right fam?

Bonnie: Aw! You nodda hada of puns! Thx again, fam!

Rose: Anytime, fam!

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Lillie has tagged Ash in her status~ Are you coming back to Alola anytime soon?

Comments:

Ash: Aw, do I have to~?

Lillie: Yes

Ash: ...

Lillie: ...

Ash: ...

Lillie: ...

Ash: ...

Misty: ...

Ash: ...

Lillie: ...

Ash: ...

Ash: ...

Ash: ...

Lillie: ...Well?

Ash: ...

Ash: Only if Misty comes with me

Lillie: ...Well that seems legit

Misty: YAY! ALOLA! ISLANDS! BEACHES! NEW WATER POKÉMON!

Ash: YAY! I IZ NOTZ WITHOUTZ MISTY!

Lillie: Should I be regretting this...?

Alolan Vulpix: ...Nah

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Bonnie has tagged Serena in her status~ Who is it?

Comments:

Serena: *blushes* I... I-I'm not telling!

Bonnie: Why?

Serena: Be- BECAUSE YOU DON'T JUST GO OUT TELLING THEIR SIBLING THAT YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH THEIR OLDER BROTHER, OKAY!? THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS!!

Bonnie: *GAsp!!~* :D

Serena: What... oh no

Bonnie: YOU LOVE CLEMONT!! AHHHH YAASSSS!!!! YYEEEEEE!!!!

Serena: Bonnie! Stop that!!

Bonnie: And to think, I didn't even have to use the Veritaserum on you!

Rose: So that's what she wanted to use it for... seems legit

Bonnie: SERENA IS IN LOVE WITH CLEMONT~!! SERENA IS IN LOVE WITH CLEMONT~!!

Serena: Bonnie!! No!!!

Meowth: JAMES'S GOT THE HOTS FOR JESSIE~!! JAMES'S GOT THE HOTS FOR JESSIE~!!

James: MeOWth!!

~Clemont has logged off after seeing the comments of this status~

Serena: Oh no...

James: Bonnie, why are you friends with Meowth?

Bonnie: Why am I friends with you?

James: ...Touché

James: But why?

Bonnie: ...Cause I felt like it

James: Ok that's coo-

James: Wait. You aren't friends with Jessie, are you...?

Bonnie: ....Maybe....

James: Shoot!

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May has tagged Drew in her status~ How much longer before you get here?

Comments:

~30 minutes later~

Ash: I don't think he can answer you right now

May: Well Wynaut?

Wild Wynaut: Since when did I have a say in this?

Misty: Probably because it's dangerous to be using your phone while flying on a Flygon

Wild Wynaut: That doesn't make any sense... How does this relate to me...?

Wild Absol: It doesn't relate to you

Wild Wynaut: Oh f**k off, it was a joke

Wild Absol: Well you're not funny

Wild Wynaut: Well I said f**k off

May: Um, makes sense

Ash: How y'all just ignored those Pokémon is beyond me

Misty: ...Maybe it's because there isn't much of you to not be beyond...

Ash: Umm

May: Was there a point to that low key attempt at an insult?

Misty: I don't know what I'm saying anymore

Ash: Why Ditto not use a pun?

Wild Ditto: ...wut?

Misty: Like there's a reason why Natu not use a pun?

Wild Natu: What is happening?

Wild Audino: Audino

Wild Absol: You all are Absol-utely hopeless

Wild Natu: ...But I try Natu be hopeless...

Wild Eevee: Oh my Mew, S T O P

Wild Shiny Eevee: No, not until Eevee-ning comes

Wild Trubbish: Why is the author Trubbish?

Lilly: Because I wanna b-

Ash: I WANNA BE

Misty: THE VERY BEST!

Ash: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!

May: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST!

Tracey: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE!

Ash: No it f**king isn't, Tracey. You're Pokémon are as weak as f**k

Misty: OMA ASH!! >:(

Dawn: BAM

May: GET REKT

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Drew has updated his status~ Wow guys, I get off Flygon, check Facebook, and there are 36 new notifications...

Comments:

May: That's not too—

Drew: ...That are filled with random Poké puns, weak insults, and the Pokémon Theme song...

May: .....

May: ....Sorry? "^-^

Drew: -_-

May: So your back?

Drew: Yep

May: Cool... Where?

Drew: Petalburg City

May: Oh... so like, where I am

Drew: I guess

May: Cool... Imma find you

Drew: K

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Drew has updated his status~ Dang, May is an amazing kisser too

~May, Ash, Dawn, and Misty has liked this status

Comments:

Misty: How did I know this was going to happen?

Ash: How did I know this was going to happen?

Misty: Jynx!

Ash: Jynx!

Wild Jynx: Don't look at me

Drew: Oh no! Not again!

Dawn: XD

Drew: What's so funny?

Dawn: Sorry, I'm dying rn at the moment

Paul: Pfft, yeah sure

Dawn: Of laughter, Paul... Dying... of laughter...

Paul: Why tf are you "dying of laughter"?

Dawn: Cause the puns are getting to me

Wild Wynaut: Of course! Always blame it on the puns! I see how it is

Dawn: It's not blaming if I'm just stating a fact

Ash: Damn, Dawn. You've been hanging around Paul too much

Dawn: And I care, how?

Ash: ...

Paul: ...

Misty: ...

May: ...

Drew: ...

Dawn: Damn it, you're right

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Ohhhhhh why must I be such Trubbish

Aka, trash for those of you that didn't get it

Idek what there is to say other than I'm such trash

So bye