May has tagged Drew in her status~ Hi.

Comments:

Drew: Um.. Hi?

May: How is Roselia doing?

Drew: Um... Fine.

Drew: ...I think.

May: That's good.

Drew: ...

Drew: ...

Drew: Um... Okay...

May: How about Absol?

Drew: Um... Good?

Drew: ...I guess...

May: Oh... Okay.

Drew: ...

May: ...

Drew: ...

May: ...

Drew: ...

May: ...

Drew: ...

May: So... how's-

Drew: MY POKÉMON ARE FINE, JULY!

Drew: GEEZ!

Drew: IF YOU REALLY CARE, THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME AND SEE THEM!

Drew: SINCE YOU CARE ABOUT THEM INSTEAD OF ME!?!

Drew: Wait... what?

May: GEEZ, DREW! CALM DOWN! MY NAME IS NOT JULY AND YOU KNOW THAT!

Drew: ME CALM DOWN?! YOU'RE THE ONE TYPING IN ALL CAPS!

May: WELL SO ARE YOU, YOU DUMB ASS!

Rose: Yo, watch yo profanity!

May: ME WATCH MY PROFANITY!? YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO!?!

Drew: Yes

May: .......

May: ......

Rose: She's going to explode

Drew: No she's-

Rose: In 3...

May: .....

Drew: Hold up!

Rose: ...2

May: ....

Drew: Oh shoot.

May: ...

May: ..

Rose: ...1

May: YA KNOW WHAT DREW!

May: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOU OR YOUR BELOVED POKÉMON!

May: I'M SO DONE WITH YOU!

May: YOU AND YOUR POKÉMON CAN JUST GO ASK SIRI FOR THE NEAREST CLIFF FOR ALL I CARE!

May: AND IT'S NOT LIKE I EVER GAVE A DAMN ABOUT YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

May: JUST TAKE BACK YOUR STUPID ROSES THAT NEVER DID SH*T TO MAKE ME HAPPY!

Rose: I never make anyone happy! ^_^

Teari: *face palm*

May: NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I WANTED THEM TO BE FOR ME!

Drew: </3

May: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PAIN AND HEARTBREAK YOU'VE PUT ME THROUGH!!?

Drew: May...

May: NO! I'M SICK OF YOUR EXCUSES!

May: YOU'RE SUCK A JERK!

May: DO YOU KNOW WHY I SAID HI!?

May: HAD THAT THOUGHT EVEN CROSSED YOUR SELF-CENTERED MIND!?

May: WELL GUESS WHAT!?

May: IT'S BECAUSE I F**KIN CARED!!

May: BUT NOOOOO

May: YOU JUST HAD TO BE AN EGOTISTICAL LITTLE BASTARD!!

May: AND ASSUME I ONLY CARED ABOUT THE HEALTH AND WELL-BEING OF YOUR F**KIN POKÉMON!!

May: INSTEAD OF YOU!!

Drew: May...

May: GO AHEAD!!

May: JUMP OFF THE NEAREST CLIFF!!

May: AND SEE IF I GIVE A DAMN!!

~May has rage quitted to cry in her room~

Drew: M-May...

Drew: N-no...

Drew: Wha-what h-have I done...

Drew: May...?

Drew: ... ):

~Drew has logged off in crippling depression to regret his entire life and consider asking Siri for the nearest cliff~

Rose: And to think...

Rose: It all started...

Rose: With...

Rose: A very...

Rose: Very simple...

Rose: Hi.

Teari: You're not helping.

Rose: Look who's talking.
~Drew has temporary come out of depression to like this comment~

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~TrayC_Child_of_Mine has changed her name to Lilly~

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Teari has tagged Rose in her status~  I dare you to find a way to embarrass me

Comments:

Rose: K

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Rose has tagged Teari in her status~

Me: *walks in on Teari and Tracey about to kiss*

Teari: OH, COME ON!

Me: Hah! Deal with it! XD

Tracey: You've gotta be kidding me.

Me: Nope!

Also Me: It's been, like, 30 minutes. If y'all wanted to suck each others faces, you should've started awhile ago.

Teari: Ew! Rose! You know we're not like that!

Me: That's what she said.

Teari: Rose, I'm serious!

Me: Hi Serious, I'm Annoying!

Teari: Grr...

Me: This is so going on Facebook.

Teari: Don't you f**king dare.

Bring back any memories... >:)

Comments:

Teari: NOOOOO

Teari: WHY U DO THIS

Teari: TO MEEEEEEE

Tracey: OH COME ON, ROSE

Tracey: WHY'D YA DRAG ME INTO THIS

Rose: To be fair, she dared me to embarrass her and I've wanted to put this on Facebook for AGES

Drew: You gotta admit. Those are some valid points there.

Lilly: Damn Drew, back at it again with the valid points!
~Rose, May, and 2 others have liked this comment~

Drew: I like my points valid

Gary: Tf?

Drew: GAHHHH I meant I like valid points

Lilly: I'm not sure if that's any better

Teari: Nobody's helping us

Tracey: Ikr?

Nobody: ...?

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~TeariHG has changed her name to Lyra~
~ChikoHG has changed his name to Meganium~
~Rita has changed her name to Rita~
~LillyMD has changed her name to—

Comments:

Lilly: DON'T YOU F**KIN DARE
~Lyra, Meganium, and Lunala and 3 others have liked this comment~

LillyMD: FiNe

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~LillyMD has changed her name to Explorer_Munchlax_56~

Comments:

Rita: OH COME ON

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~Explorer_Munchlax_56 has changed her name to ThatMunchlaxThatUseToBeAHuman~

Comments:

Rita: ...

Rita: I give up

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~KatieMD has quit Facebook~
~Baylakynn has joined Facebook~
~DannyMD has quit Facebook~
~WendyMD has changed her name to Whoopin Wendy~

Comments:

Rita: WHAT

Rita: WHY

Rita: WHY YOU DO THIS

Whoopin: Cause

Whoopin: Aw shoot

ThatMunchlaxThatUseToBeAHuman: What?

Rita: You put 'Whoopin' as your first name and 'Wendy' as you're last, right?

Whoopin: NOOOOO

Whoopin: I meant to put WooperF**kinWendy
~Gary Motherf**kin Oak has liked this comment~

Rita: WHAT

ThatMunchlaxThatUseToBeAHuman: WHY

ThatMunchlaxThatUseToBeAHuman: WE DON'T NEED TWO GARYS

Ash: Nobody wants 1 Gary
~Misty, Brock, and 12 others have liked this comment~

Nobody: ...

Gary: Well f**k you too

Baylakynn: SHIP

Gary: F**k off

Ash: SHIP

Nobody: ...

Baylakynn: The literal hell?

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Ash has updated his status~ Baylie X Gary 4 DAH WIN!

Comments:

Lilly: Lunala...

Lilly: It happening again...

Lunala: What?

Lilly: We got another real life X anime character...

TraceyXTheAuthorShippers: SHUT UP

Nobody: ...

Nobody: No one question my existence?

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~Dray has quit Facebook~
~Luna, Ares, Topi, Breez, Sketch, and Boomer have all joined Facebook~

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Lyra has tagged Meganium, Ho-Oh, Luna, Ares, Topi, Breez, Sketch, and Boomer in her status~ Why are all my Pokémon joining Facebook?

Comments:

Nobody: ... *shrugs*

Wild Audino: Audino

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Boomer has updated his status~ ALRIGHT EVERYONE! REVEAL YOUR IDENTITIES AND GENDERS/PREFERRED PRONOUNS NOW!!

I'M A MALE LOUDRED!

Comments:

Lyra: I think we noticed

Sketch: Female Smeargle

Luna: Female Lanturn

Ares: Male Absol

Angel: Really?! <3<3

Teari: Angel! This is NOT the time!

Breez: Female Scyther

Scyther: <333

Tracey: Oma

Tracey: Not

Tracey: The

Tracey: Time

Topi: Toge-PIII!! <333

Lyra: Topi...

Topi: ...

Lyra: ...This is not the time for a hug

Ho-Oh: I don't f**kin know my preference!

Meganium: Yes you do

Ho-Oh: ...

Nobody: ...

Ho-Oh: ...

Nobody: ...

Ho-Oh: ...

Nobody: ...

Ho-Oh: ...

Ho-Oh: ...

Ho-Oh: Don't make me burn your a**

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Dawn has tagged May in her status~ May! Are you okay!?

Comments:

May: Yeah

May: Drew was just bein' a b*tch

Drew: Oh THANK GOD

May: Dawn, why are you friends with him?

Dawn: So I can snoop his profile to make sure he doesn't do anything to hurt you

Drew: WHAT

May: Fair... VALID point

Drew: You've gotta be kidding me

Tracey: Can people stop stealing my line?

May: Only if people stop stealing mine

Drew: And how's that working out for you, April?

May: WTF DREW!?

Rose: Now your just asking for it

Drew: Hell no!

Drew: I TAKE IT BACK

Drew: I TAKE IT BACK

Dawn: Is he hurting you, May?

May: Yes, yes he is

Dawn: Alright, where's the knife?

Paul: Dawn-

Dawn: -Paul?

Paul: Let me take care of this

Dawn: Um... okay...

May: Found the knife

Dawn: Give it to Paul

May: He has it

Paul: Drew...

Drew: Oh Lord Arceus have mercy on me, Paul looks like an assassin!

Dawn: Technically, he kinda is one now if you think about it

Tracey: True

May: Why are you still here?

Tracey: Audino

Wild Audino: You called?

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Drew has updated his status~  Paul... Put the knife down...

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Drew has updated his status~  P-Paul.. I said put it down!

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Drew has updated his status~  P-P-Paaulll!!

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Drew has updated his status~  ARCEUS DAMMIT! MAY, STOP HIM!

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Drew has updated his status~  MMMAAAYYY!

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Drew has updated his status~  MAY, PLEASE! I'M SORRY OKAY!

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Drew has updated his status~  GOD DAMMIT, MAY! I F**KIN LOVE YOU!

Comments:

May: No you don't, you filthy liar

Ash: *whispers* Savage

Drew: MAY!

Drew: MAY, PLEASE!

Drew: MAKE IT STOP!

Drew: I LOVE YOU, MAY!

Drew: AND I ALWAYS HAVE, SINCE, LIKE... THE THIRD OR FORTH TIME WE MET

May: Yeah right

Drew: NOOOOOOOOOO

Drew: IT'S TRUE

Drew: I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!

May: Now where have I heard that one before

Drew: YOUR EYES... ARE BLUE LIKE THE SEA

Drew: THE WAVES CRASH AS THE TEARS HIT YOUR CHEEKS

Drew: IT'S ALWAYS AT HIGH TIDE IN YOUR BRIGHTEST MOMENTS

Drew: AND ALWAYS AT LOW TIDE WHEN THE DARKNESS CONSUMES YOU

Drew: THE ONLY DIFFERENCE THAT I CAN SEE, IS THAT MY LOVE FOR YOU IS MORE VAST THAN THE ALL THE WORLD'S OCEANS

May: Drew...

DREW: Y-Y-YES, MAY!

May: It would've been much better if it weren't in all caps

Drew:

Your eyes,
Are blue like the sea.
The waves crash,
As the tears hit your cheeks.

It's always at high tide in your brightest moments,
And always at low tide when the darkness consumes you

The only difference that I can see,
Is that my love for you is more vast then all the world's oceans

Paul: May, you do realize I haven't hurt him yet, right?

May: What

Paul: His heart is like literally shattering right before my eyes

Paul: He's saying all those things and more irl

May: So... What you're saying is...

Paul: He's not lying, he's dying

May: Well sh*t

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May has tagged Paul and Dawn in her status~ Okay, I give in. Paul, don't kill him.

Comments:

Paul: To be honest, after he started breaking down I got too scared to kill him

Paul: Like he'd watch me in my sleep or something and haught me for the rest of my life

Dawn: Paul! Being honest! And open!

Dawn: Somebody call the cops

Dawn: We need to find the body of the real Paul

Drew: WHY

May: WHY

Dawn: ...

Dawn: ...

Dawn: ...

Dawn: ...

Dawn: ...No reason...

Paul: Say that to your blushing face

Ash: Savage

Gary: Savage

Ash: ...

Gary: ...

Baylakynn: SHIP

Gary: *middle finger emoji* you

Baylakynn: *middle finger emoji* you too

Gary: Please

Baylakynn: ...

Ash: ...

Nobody: ...

Baylakynn: ...

Nobody: ...

Ash: ...

Drew: ...

Lilly: ...

Nobody: ...

Rose: ...

May: ...

Paul: ...

Dawn: ...

Ash: ...

Baylakynn: ...

Gary: ...

Ash: SHIP

Gary: Shut it, Ketchup!

Ash: Shut it, Oak Tree!

Baylakynn: SHIP

Ash: OH YOU ARE NOT GETTING IN THE LAST SHIP

Baylakynn: Well I just did

Gary: SHIP

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Nobody: ...

Baylakynn: SHIT

Ash: SHIT

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Lol, what is wrong with me?

Baylie, DON'T HATE!

It funny, okay!

Love, Live, Care,

Lilly Bear

Gary: Tf?