Top 5 Female Names That I Find Funny:

1. Antoinette ( for some reason )

2. Helen ( no one knows )

3. Coleen ( idfk but maybe because it sounds like cholera )

4. Denise ( is this the name of a duck )

5. Marianne ( it sounds like "shrimp" or what )

Top 5 Male Names That I Find Funny:

1. Anthony ( i will never stop laughing when i meet someone with the name of anthony )

2. Frederick ( it was okay back then but now )

3. Randolph ( sounds like a reindeer )

4. Alex ( meh just sounds silly )

5. Russell ( jack russell terrier lol )

Top 5 Words People Insulted Me With As A Kid:

1. Pig/Piggy ( aye memories i will slay that b-- )

2. Pork Adobo ( im food im food look idk if this is because of my appearance or because of my most common food for lunch )

3. Ugly ( well pretty much a common insult )

4. Giant ( titans )

5. Elephant ( i agree on this one i could literally step on all of them good thing i didn't )

Top 5 Words People Complimented Me With As A Kid:

1. Smart ( cough )

2. Tall ( coughing again )

3. Kind ( believe it or not, i am

I am

I really am )

4. Songbird of blah blah university ( well )

5. Cool ( shrugging tbh i am not fond of this word )

Top 5 Words People Insulted Me With As Me Now (lol)

1. Fat ( atleast im not a pig anymore )

2. Blind ( this hurts so much )

3. Nerd ( im not even )

4. Future NEET ( says my sister )

5. Slut ( lol of course of course in this day and age )

Top 5 Words People Complimented Me With As Me Now (lol)

1. Lit ( idk what this means but someone told me it was a compliment so ok then )

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Top 5 Thing I Used To Do As A Kid:

1. Chess ( sigh )

2. Draw ( like every minute you'd find a bond paper with scribbles )

3. Run ( the reason why i stopped running shall never be revealed cackle cackle )

4. Sing ( lol i always did i grabbed every opportunity but then eagle 1 and eagle 2 came into my life and-- )

5. Cry ( humiliating enough but meh it's in the past so here )

Top 5 Things I Never Did As A Kid:

1. Sports ( of course of course what could a piece of pork like me do there )

2. Dancing ( i would have looked like )

3. Climb ( trees or houses not even once bc pigs don't do that )

4. Math ( this is one of those things that never change )

5. Stay Calm ( i had this ever-burning fire in my soul )

Top 5 Things I Do Now:

1. Eat ( eat edible food )

2. Have Delusions ( i was very delusional since i was young bur i never really got lost in daydreaming now i do )

3. Write randomness or stories or what ( like what im doing right now )

4. Observe people ( though my observation skills are very poor )

5. Read ( mostly novels btw speaking of novels i just finished this one called "Never Look Back" by Robert Ross and it LITERALLY KILLED ME IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL )

Top 5 Things I Never Do Now

1. Sports ( not ever still no )

2. Math ( nevaaaaaarrRRRr )

3. Household chores ( pardon me )

4. Sleep before 00:00 ( i wait until 01:00 before i do because ghosts are gone at 01:00 lol jk )

5. Drink coffee ( i never did )

Top 5 Anime:

1. Death Parade

2. Canaan

3. Shinrei Tantei Yakumo

4. Haikyuu!!

5. Prince of Stride: ALTERNATIVE

Top 5 Japanese Series:

1. Gokusen

2. Kaito Tantei Yamaneko

3. One Litre of Tears

4-5. Idk anymore i only saw the movies no more series but all those listed above, watch them NOW

Top 5 Novels I've Read So Far:

1. Black Creek Crossing ( John Saul )

- this is some kind of superstitious witch thing book and oH BOy it was so wicked

2. Circle of Shadows ( Imogen Robertson )

- my nose bled at the medieval setting ( i think that was 1644 ) but the alchemy and plot twist was sO MINdblowing

3. Never Look Back ( Robert Ross )

- the ghost of sarah jane ( name of some character ) haunts me forever omg this was beautiful

4. The Bride Collector ( Ted Dekker )

- i will never look at the world and the people in it the same way ever again this book has too much psychology ( hint: go to that yandere yamaguchi chapter and look at that killing method now u know but i don't recommend the oneshot just skip to the killing method )

5. The Broken Window ( Jeffrey Deaver )

- it took me minutes to understand all that data pen system but crap this was tOO ENtertaning

Top 5 Words I Absolutely Abhor:

1. Defensive

- i wanna slay dat teacher

2. Curtain

- idk what i was doing i hate curtains

3. Pride

- well eagle 1 and eagle 2

4. Talent

- this ruined all

5. Betrayed

- you just do not know what i

I mean

I don't do that to anyone unless they have something shitty in their attitude that i know wouldn't help them in any way

This is the only method i can do

I'm fine wid being misunderstood but i hope u don't misinterpret the situation and think differently from what is supposed to be

Small-minded spoiled brats

U do not understand

Codenames Paint, Shoemaker, Peanut, Falcon, Bread, Branch and Marker. This crap im doing and have done is for ur own good gaddamet.

( ok there goes another rant )

Top 5 Best Scents:

1. New book

2. Soil after the rain

3. Floor wax

4. Driftwood

5. Burning paper