I

Told

You

Not

To

Read

This

Yet

How

Come

You

Have

Still

Managed

To

Defy

Me

And

Set

Your

Sights

On

This

Current

Word

But

Yeah

I

Like

That

Quality

Of

Yours;

Being

A

Rebel

Because

By

Letting

Your

Curiosity

And

Natural

Urges

Get

To

You

Which

In

Turn

Makes

You

Follow

Them,

You

Will

Come

To

Meet

A

Lot

Of

Near

Death

Situations

And

Even

Heart

Shattering

Disappointments

But

Even

So

You

Should

Not

Stray

Away

From

That

Frame

Of

Mind

Because

Indulging

Yourself

In

Battles

And

Bloodbaths

Is

The

Best

Way

To

Learn

Of

The

Ways

Of

Life,

Though

I

Am

Not

Telling

You

To

Act

Recklessly

As

If

Succumbing

To

Your

Animalistic

Desires

And

Instincts

BUT YEAH, ANYWAYS,

I didn't have a real reason in mind so as to have made this chapter but eHHhhh I'm bored AFFFfffF and I need to type or something because I'm toooOoo lazy to write

So

I'm going away for a few million years,

Because I need to check on the other world I have left the other half of my soul to watch over since. . .

I have become King in there just recently,

And I just couldn't abandon the dimension called [ Midgard (Earth) ] because it has served as great training grounds for me.

Without my time as a human,

I would never have accomplished what I have seen and felt in that other world,

And I would surely have lost my life to the monsters lurking in the darkness the moment I set foot in its foreign soil.

But because I had spent 13 years of my life in [ Midgard ], I was able to conquer [ Jotunheim ], [ Elfheim ] and even the land of the [ Hero ] and [ Great Hero ] class [ Stronghold ] and [ Empire ] defenders without falling to [ Hellheim ].

Those 106 days I spent there, reincarnated as a simple [ Demi-human ( Type Tanuki ) ], a race of the lowest level in regards to strength and intelligence, making my way through various atmospheric changes and battles,

To become a [ Rare Variant ] of a subspecies of the [ Lord ] race; an [ Apostle Lord ] blessed with the [ Divine Protection ] of the [ God of Fire ], the [ God of Justice and Mentality ] and [ God of the Ethereal World ],

Was of the most valuable things I could ever have hoped for.

Sadly,

[ Midgard ] is indeed my original home, and by leaving it, a tendency to ruin the balance between my conscious and subconscious attributes would never diminish.

That is why I agreed to use the power of [ La Luna ] and [ La Temperanza ] offered to me by the First Queen in order to go back to the world I grew up in.

Though regrettable, I was left with no choice but to do as stated.

But despite the harsh face of what I was to do, the princess of the [ Nord Continent ], the continent which I had defended from the forces of the [ Parabellum Empire ], didn't let me leave with just a single goodbye.

She placed the crown of the former, deceased King, her father, on my head and offered a smile.

It seemed as though she had read my mind using the ability she managed to inherit from her distant ancestor, [ Rubiria The Slayer of Obscurity ].

And so, as I have said, if I wouldn't have woken up from that dream, the balance between my conscious and subconscious would have been ruined.

I would have either died

Or

Am now lying on a hospital bed in a comatose.

THIS IS HOW MY MIND WORKS WHEN I AM ASLEEP HELP I NEED A THERAPIST AAAaaaaaaaAaaAAAaa

???: It works in even more twisted ways if you're fully awake, though.

Me: Who r u

???: Pope Francis.

Me: . . .

Pope Francis: Like. . . Right now.

Me: Why is ur name pope francis

Pope Francis: I told you

Pope Francis: Your mind works like krappy patty

Me: I hope no one sues me for using pope francis' name

Pope Francis: Oh, I'm sure they will.

Me: Yeah, of course they will.

Pope Francis: And guess who'll do that?

Me: Yeh

Pope Francis: Me. *transforms and becomes some teacher at school who got me executed publicly bc of a movie aaa long story ssshHHh ok ok don't sue me pls*

Me: HoLY ShaRk

Me: wait

Me: u do look like and seem a shark

Me: in all ways

Me: like how every word that comes out of your mouth is seriously atrocious

Me: like ur customer's duck yes ur customer's dUck ( certainly not a typo )

Me: or how you just LLLooVVeE being wet

Me: i bet

Teacher: atleast i take baths

Me: in ur customer's c-- *killed*

Teacher: i don't have customers

Me: hahaha yeah ofc you won't

Me: you're old

Me: and

Me: your name alone gives off a disgusting, decaying smell

Me: like

Me: what kind of a name is *****************

Me: ew

Me: ew ew ew ew ew I'm going back to Seijoh

Teacher: to sei what

Me: to Seijoh

Me: like

Me: Aoba Johsai

Teacher: what is that

Me: oh u freakin devil how could u neglect my new school

Me: just bc u lost a student to call your own

Me: just bc u lost a slave

Me: to wipe ur ass for you

Me: ha

Me: HA.

Teacher: *goes up in flames but doesn't become a pile of ashes yet*

Me: ADIEU

Teacher: *giggles* *transforms into lifelong enemy-chan, codename [ Eagle 1 ]*

Me: gaaaaaaaasp no

Eagle 1: Hello

Eagle 1: My cute

Eagle 1: Little

Eagle 1: Toy

Me: Ummm hello r u referring to ur dil-- *kicked*

Eagle 1: Yes, I'm referring to my dilicious little sister

Me: Ew ew ew pls don't call me that noOoo I'd rather have my real sister shove a microphone up my mouth than you of all ppl calling me that

Me: and wtf is with dilicious

Me: don't you mean

Me: delicious

Me: but nah

Me: im fine with not being tasty

Me: so as to protect myself from cannibals

Me: *whispers* like this classmate of mine

Eagle 1: pls hug onee-chan

Me: ew

Eagle 1: oh my god ur so cute

Me: pls stop reawakening old memories

Me: disgusting

Me: nauseating

Me: memories

Eagle 1: but we were so happy

Me: past tense

Eagle 1: don't you want to bring those days back?

Me: I'd rather bring the dead mosquito back to life

Eagle 1: [ the rest of the content deleted so this would be cut or somethin yeh tolerate it i got a bit more sane ]

Me: i must've

Me: called a

Me: thousand tiiimes

Eagle 1: ANSWER ME

Me: to tell

Me: you that

Me: I'm sorry

Eagle: . --- .

Me: . . . For everything that I've done

Eagle 1: . . .

Me: . _ .

Eagle 1: *tears up*

Me: . _ .

Eagle 1: so you really *sniff*

Me: SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SHIRATORIZAWA

Me: Ha

Me: HA.

Me: But ew, no thanks. I don't like Shiratorizawa.

Me: ironic ur codename is eagle 1

Me: . . . Ur seriously crying

Eagle 1: but

Me: t hole

Eagle 1: what

Me: nothing i said i need iwa-chan bai

Eagle 1: who is Iwa Chan

Me: Iwa-chan. IWA-CHAN. Not Iwa Chan. He's not some kind of Jackie Chan or some shiz

Eagle 1: WHATEVER but

Eagle 1: r u sure

Eagle 1: ur not

Eagle 1: lying to iwa chan

Eagle 1: like

Eagle 1: how u

Eagle 1: lied to

Eagle 1: codename shoemaker?

Me: no

Me: . . . Wait, nO.

Me: ur spawn time has been fairly longer than the other two

Me: so

Me: bai bai eagle 1 - chan

Eagle 1: WHAT

Eagle 1: No

Eagle 1: LET ME STAY

Me: nooOoo let you leave

Eagle 1: BUT WHY

Me: I STUDY AT AOBA JOHSAI NOW

Me: UR STILL OVER THERE AT KITAGAWA DAICHI

Me: I DONT THINK U WERE ABLE TO GRADUATE

Me: BC IVE BEEN A RLLY BAD INFLUENCE

Me: THAT'S WHY I

Me: FORKING

Me: LEFT YOU

Me: TO BE WITH

Me: EAGLE 2

Me: SINCE

Me: I don't think

Me: your zodiac sign is compatible with mine I'm Capricorn ur Leo BAI BAI I HOPE IWA-CHAN IS A CANCER

Me: or mad dog - chan

Me: i hope either of them r cancers

Me: bc according to the astrological wheel

Me: aries goes with libra

Me: taurus goes with scorpio

Me: gemini goes with sagittarius

Me: cancer goes with capricorn

Me: leo goes with aquarius

Me: virgo goes with pisces

Me: wow perfect match eagle 2 is Aquarius go go go

Eagle 1: stop dodging the topics

Me: I'm not

Me: i typed them on my own will so I'm mot dodging the topics

Me: i actually brought them up

Me: ur just a product of my imagination

Me: tho ur a real person

Me: but ur not actually real to me now

Me: HA.

Me: SAUCE.

Me: chili

Me: sauce

Me: oh look it's 01:00

Should i

Sleep

Or

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Nnnaaawwwh.

Not yet. So I can make an excuse as to why I won't be able to go with my sister to the clinic to get her braces fixed tomorrow.

By the way, speaking of braces

I just heard

About the fact

That

A horse will wear braces soon

Wow

To think they'd actually experiment on a horse

I doubt its teeth will get fixed tho

But yeeeh

I'm lying in the dark of my room trying to gain [ Ability: Night Vision ] lolol you can't stop me cuz i won't ahahaha aaaAAAa help

I need a facken' therapist

Or

A hypnotist

So about Eagle 1

. . .

Nvm

Hmmm

But I'm really curious, though. Why the hell does the Haikyuu!! fandom recently been posting lots of shiz about Akiteru liking my precious Yama-chan?

Yes.

MY

Yama-chan.

Just because everyone in the Tsukishima family is tol doesn't mean they can keep me from claiming my Yama-chan. But ew ew ew.

Akiteru and Tadashi

Is seriously

No.

A big no.

Like

NO.

NNNnnNNnnOO.

He might end up LYING TO HIM TOO ( sorry that's not supposed to be a joke but idk why me and my sis find it funny af )

( like )

( when akiteru was seen by kei on the cheering squad's place )

( i dont really know )

( neither does my sister know )

( why we find it )

( hilarious )

( as )

( fish )

So just imagine this:

~ on their first gaddamn date ~

Akiteru: I love u tadashi

Akiteru: I always will

Akiteru: u r the only one who can fill all the spaces in my heart

Tadashi: i don't deserve such words

Tadashi: I'm just a battered old spear

Akiteru: *makes yowapeda references and just goes:* but the fact that it's damaged means it's been used to fight a lot of battles right?

Tadashi: *smiles help me im going to die aaaaa this is just what i needed aaaaaaaAAa*

~ our precious bby is unaware that akiteru just said "has been used" ~

~ and so ~

~ when he goes over to the Tsukishima household one night ~

Tadashi: tsukki where's ur bro

Kei: He's in his room

Tadashi: Oh. Thanks--

Kei: But you better not disturb them.

Tadashi: "Them"?

Kei: He's with his girlfriend, by the way.

~ and fookin' cCCCUttTT ~

Ok don't sue me i know everybody loves akiteru but i just never fail to make a character appear in some way bad in my perspective

That's how i am

You can't change me

Because

It doesn't matter if you love him

Or capital H-I-M

Just put your paws up

'Cuz baby you were born this way

( idk if i got the lyrics right but )

But srsly

What

The fork

IF

IT

TURNS OUT

THAT WAY

LIKE

WHAFACK

So about Attack on Titan season 2

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

I haven't watched it yet.

*teehee*

BUT

THAT'S BECAUSE

I'M WAITING

FOR THE DAY

IT'LL GET

COMPLETED

BC

THAT'S HOW I AM

U CAN'T CHANGE ME

BC

I'M BEAUTIFUL IN ALL WAYS

CUZ IWA MAKES NO MISTAKES

I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK YAMA I WAS BORN THIS WAY

DON'T HIDE URSELF IN REGRET

JUST LOVE UR HEIGHT INSTEAD

I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK USHIWAKA-CHAN

SO I'M NOT GOIN' TO MEET U AT SHIRATORIZAWA

End

Of

Negotiations

Hmph

I like Lady Gaga's 'Born This Way', though

As you have seen *points to the previous lines*

It's 01:30 now

What should i do

I heard a plastic thing fall from the kitchen table

Shhhhhheep.

Speaking of sheep, I know I'm probably the only one who hasn't seen Zootopia until now but eh it was quite predictable towards the end

Like

When Nick and Hopps infiltrated the base ( lol rip wording ) of that chemical thing which was actually inside the train

And i saw the large old sheep making a phone call

I thought

Wait

Isn't that vice mayor or something a sheep too

It was probably just a childish assumption, but I turned out to be right in that guess of mine.

( That's why you shouldn't make things any more complicated because sometimes, the simplest answers are the right ones. :P Life lesson pls )

And then

When Nick was shot by the sheep woman and 'turned rabid', it was pretty obvious he was just pretending

Bc

Look

At

His

Eyes

They're just the same as his normal ( i mean sane ) ones

And because

I've seen too much movies

That actually turn out that way in the end

Well

The buffalo chief might have saved Hopps or somethin' and nick rlly went wild, but rlly?

RLLY NOW, CREATORS?

I found the show nice tho

Especially the part where

Mr. Big showed up.

HELP I CAN'T 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 EVEN 😂😂😂😂 *adds emojis for the first time in forever*

Ok now i can

Like

The skunk's butt

What

NICK WHAT THE FAHK

And the voice of that rat ( or whatever he was ) is too rare waht

LIKE

WHAT

. . .

So yeh

Anyways

Should I

Sleep

It's 01:40

But

I can't

😢

I can't at all 😭

Idk

Is it bc of the skunks butt

Or me remembering that little fox who pretended to be an elephant who accompanied Nick when he tricked that ice popsicle store owner?

I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT OUTCOME

WHAT THE HELL

WHEN HE SPIT THE TEETH RING OUT AND THEN TALKED

WHAT

I JUST GO

"WHAT"

Or the sloth

Who spoke really slow and then he just had to make his sentences complex 😐

What do u call a three humped camel

Pregnant

Hahaha.

I had this very strong urge to skip that part bc i felt like i was wasting my precious time ( like what im doing now ) but then on second thought, it might contain some important details.

Unfortunately, it didn't. 😑

Hmmm

So I have this one cousin

Whose mind is filled with nothing but girlfriends and boyfriends

How old is she, you ask?

8.

EIGHT.

YEARS.

OLD.

Ok i know it's probs just this childish trait about those crush crush stuff

But no

She thinks differently

She can't solve 5 + 2 without counting on her fingers but she knows what "first kiss" is, what "date" is, what the slang for 'lover' in our dialect is, what the ideal stuff to get for a hang-out with ur special person is, all that krusty krab.

She even knew what i didn't.

I'm serious.

Like

Um

Nevermind

I wouldn't want to ruin her image

:P

I'm a nice cousin

Have any of you watched Canaan, though? Like, this anime where everyone just goes synthesia or something idk was that synesthesia or synthesia

But anyways

Watch it

And beware

Of Lhuang Qi

BEWARE

BEEEEWARE.

MIND AS JUDGEMENT, GIVE UP, YOU KNOW, GIVE UP

Aaaaaa i love the opening but idk why i haven't downloaded and memorized it yet, this just happens to me sometimes

But I immediately got the opening of Prince of Stride the moment i finished watching the anime. Sadly, i couldn't memorize it. I always just somehow got the lyrics mixed up together but i got the tune rlly easily. Like

I managed to learn the whole opening of the Pandora Hearts animation ( which i didn't watch but i just needed the op bc manga ) in less than 30 minutes. But then again, that was when I was in fifth grade.

10 years old.

Whew.

Yep.

10 years old.

How long has it been since I felt so young?

*remembers past me*

EW NEVERMIND

I FELT SO YOUNG BUT SO IGNORANT AT THE SAME TIME SO EW NEVERMIND

Like

I didn't even know anything

About

The possible outcomes of what I would be doing

~ eagle 1 has appeared: *opens mouth to say something* ~

~ my response: *shoves eagle 1 back into the depths of hell* ~

And couldn't

Even

Keep

My

Words

To myself

Like

What the fahk

Was i doing

And

I was

Moar dictator than Tobio-chan

Ew ew ew ew ew i remember those days and i just want to throw up at the unsightly memories and the disgusting sound of distant laughter ringing in my damaged ears ( earphones and headphones r always at maximum so no wonder ) ( and almost all my music r kinda rock-ish ) ( help ) ( and my eyes r drying too ) ( but at 02:03 im typing here in the dark )

IT SEEMS LIKE WE HAVE HIT MORE THAN 3K WORDS.

~> That moment when your nonsense hits more words than your fanfic chapters

Since I'm stuck in a place where no kind of signal could possibly reach, I'm going to be putting all my random thoughts in this gaddamned chapter. :3 For. SEVEN. WEEKS. MWAHAHA.

So expect 18k words

LOL Nah JKJK I can't possibly get that much right

So anyways

Since there isn't much to say about my room in here, I'm going to talk about this one Love Live poster back at home ( like the house on top of the mountain in that semi-urban town which will soon be a city ).

And ok so there's this poster that has every single one from Aquors lined up by 3
And there are stuff written on their cheeks like Nico has a pink ".biz"
And honestly
I can't see them from a distance
Like
I have to get rlly close before I can see the letters clearly
But guess what
People who entered my room without permission stood at the door and read even the lightest writing of ".link"
And then this poster of Shiro holding a Queen piece in chess and a card ( i think it's the ace of hearts or somethin )
It's stuck to the area directly below the roof
I mean
There's just a one inch distance between the poster and the roof
And the room is as short as 2 point something meters ( according to pathetic estimation )
But yeh u know Asians like me r short so 2 meters r already wow
And then I couldn't even see she was holding stuff
But this 4 foot tall kid came and identified the chess piece and the card
And even noticed the fact that the art wasn't kid friendly ( as shiro's uniform was too short and so you could see white pa-- *kicked* )
Even tho
She was too far away from the poster
How
Do
People
See
Those
Stuff
But yes
I also have good eyes
I saw this crawling, 1 cm in diameter little worm
That is the same color as the ground at that time
I HAVE COOL EYES HAHAHA
I just keep hoping they're as sharp when I'm reading stuff tho
Like
They notice unnecessary stuff
But
The important things are left to be vague
Like why

HMMM

So let's talk about my childhood.

My mother told me that this happened one time ( bc she was totes calm and was suddenly in the mood to reminisce ):

Me ( 2 and a half yrs old i think ): *playing tag inside the house with my 4 year old sister*

4 year old: *bumps into a cabinet and this vase kinda just falls and crashes into the floor*

Me: *shuts up*

4 y o: *starts crying*

Mother: *rampage lol jk she just went into the room when she heard the breaking vase*

4 y o: *still crying*

Me: *still shutting tf up*

Mother: waT DID YOU DO

Me: *stares at her* *still shutting up*

4 y o: *cries louder*

Mother: SshhUt up wat the hell *insert sister's name*

4 y o: *ignores scolding and cries louder*

( and i think some exchange of words happened between the two of them until my mother got much too irritated and went, )

M: UggHHggh if i could just go dIE

Me: but

M: whAT

Me: but if you died

M: *was expecting me to say 'i can't live without u or something'*

Me: then

Me: how

Me: will

Me: I

Me: bury you?

Yeeeh that's a summary of how my mind worked as a child

And I can say that I'm very much immune to poison because they told me I ate a lot of cockroach eggs.

( i know, u can throw up now ) ( me too )

A LOT. Of them.

IDK If I said this before, but I have been informed of the fact that I shaved my whole face back then.
And it bled.
SO BAD.
THAT THEY THOUGHT I PLUNGED MY FACE IN KETCHUP.
BUT THEN THEY WIPED IT OFF
AND THE BLOOD STILL RAN
SO MY AUNT PANICKED
AND KEPT WASHING MY FACE AND WIPING THE BLOOD OFF OUTSIDE
BUT THE MOST HORRIBLE THING
IS THAT I WAS
NOT
CRYING OR SOMETHIN'
I WAS JUST
STARING
AT HER
WHILE SHE PANICKED

Or so I was told.

I don't rlly remember  all of these in detail, but I do recall the feeling of having your face run over by a blade of something like a shaver *shivers* that was too horrible

Or the feeling of having a sharp stick penetrate your skin and reach your flesh *eats 12th kitkat* but it healed after four or five days so I'm good

But really, when I rolled down the stairs ( height about 7 meters ) and stood up like nothing happened, attending kindergarten just the same as usual? I do NOT know how I was capable of performing such acts. 😐😐

These all happened when I was about 3 or 4.  *opens 13th kitkat for the past 3 hours*

So i heard and read about ppl going nuts when someone pours the milk on the bowl before the cereal. What's wrong with that, tho? I mean, it's what I do 😐

Ummm ok so regarding Eagle 1.

Well

I'm honest

So

It's up to you to believe what I've written in that discussion

AAND

It's up to you

To sort through what you think are truths and lies all throughout this chapter.

Including the stuff I'll be putting later.

😏

Shhha

Sshhhheeep

Sshhhhoyo hinata

Sssshhhhuu sakamaki

Sshhhinkansen

Chhharity

Chhhevrolet

Chhhhoker

Chhhhuros

Chhhhhina

Looks like I've found an interesting pasttime 😑

Fffcuk im bored

My cousin who can be a candidate to ward this feeling of blandness away isn't here

Bc classes started for them by now

But classes just ended for us

How freaking sad

But atleast there's Christmas vacation

I doubt she's still the same tho

She's probs changed a lot

And she'll deem me disgusting for a person

Hmmm i see i see

Like how Eagle 1 saw me when--

~ eagle 1 has appeared: BUT AT THAT TIME I-- ~

~ my response: *shoves eagle 1 back into the depths of hell and closes the zipper that binds the portal's sides* ~

But yeah

Eagle 1 wasn't at fault

It was mine -- HA YOU WISH I DON'T HAVE ANY KIND OF FAULT HA HA. YOU WISH. I WON'T CONFESS IF I'D DONE NOTHING. HA. HA.

So yeah I just stopped to read some kind of IwaOi oneshot and oH MY GOD

WhYyY

I cried

Why

Did the words

Shoot me

So hard

Ouch

Iwa-chan whY

But yeah, it was pretty nice. I wonder why we have to fake smiles, indeed? Hm hm hm i wonder

Or why we have tO PRETEND TO LIKE OUR TEACHERS JUST BC THEY'RE TEACHERS THEN AAAAAaaaAAA WHERE DID OUR HUMAN RIGHTS FLY AWAY TO, HUH?

Ok ok ok so anyways, I've missed out on a LOT of issues of Otaku Asia. I haven't managed to go buy any of the releases. The only issue of Otaku Asia I have is the 'kawaii issue'. And for OtakuZine I have issue 106, 108 and the large 2016 print. Eish i haven't bought any at all as of late. Oh well. Atleast I bought two new books ( by books i mean novels this time ).

Ey.

Ushiwaka-chan: You should have come to Shiratori--

Me: YOU SHOULD HAVE EATEN SHIRATORIZAWA BYE BYE I'M GOING TO DRAW

Me: why's ur school name literally white bird tho

Ushiwaka-chan: atleast it doesn't have lazy teachers like yours

Me: ._.

Ushiwaka-chan: HA.

Me: did we just switch roles

Ushiwaka-chan: Nope.

Me: HOLy fisH SUGGESTIVE WORDS SHOWED ME 'sushi' when i typed ushiwaka

Yagami Light: JJJJUSTICE

Me: 😐

Light: JJJJJUSTICEEE

Me: Ur dad's death needed justice.

Light: MY DAD?! OH, YOU MEAN YAGAMI SOUICHIRO?

Me: No, no. I meant Matsuda.

Light: what

Me: what

Light: ew

Me: gggaaasp hoW DARE YOU

Light: How dare I? Muhuhuhuh muwahahahaa AHAHAHAHAAHAH--

Me: *shoves bread into his mouth*

Light: *becomes eren*

Me: 😐

Eren: *spits bread out* dafaq man

Me: dafaq m8

Eren: *sees Papambaishiki* TITAN AAAAAA

Me: NO HE'S JUST A BASKETBALL PLAYER NICKNAMED OUTO SAN BY KUROK--

Eren: *faints and becomes jibril*

Me: oh. Wow. I can't see the similarities.

Jibril: *goes up in flames and becones Squidward*

Me: 😐

Me: what

Ushiwaka-chan: you forgot about me

Me: what? did i even know you?

Ushiwaka-chan: you were talking to me awhile ago

Me: r u sure that wasn't someone else trying to be me

Ushiwaka-chan: . . .

Squidward: *sees Ushiwaka* AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAaaAAaaaaAaa

Ushiwaka-chan: *becomes iwa-chan*

Iwa-chan: Let us go to Shiratorizawa

Me: *hugs squidward* aaAAAAAAaAaAaaAAAAAaAAaAaAAAAAAAAaaAaASSaaaanOYAAAAAAA

Squidward: what

Me: . . . Idk either.

When it's 00:49 and an idea for another trashy oneshot ( which is a possible plot for a fanfic in itself ) just pops up into your mind.

Should I write it, like, now now?

Or should I seriously sleep first and do it in the morning?

. . .

Meh

Q & A TIMEEE!

Q: When was the worst part of your rebellious age triggered?

A: when i was 9 yrs old

A: if u want to find out how to waste one year while making other ppl feel as if they want to waste the entire year as well, go ask 9 year old NoxiousSeraph.

A: i was a rotten garbage bag

A: now I'm an awesome garbage bag

A: fabulous

A: as hell

A: garbage bag

A: *wink* *wink* *peace sign*

WHO WANTS A FACE REVEAL?!

( don't mind this bc im rlly just going to post a picture of a garbage bag :P )

Q: How severe is your motion sickness?

A: 10 km im ded

A: no, rlly

A: after 10 km, im ded

Q: What will your oneshot be about?

A: shhh

A: im not sure yet

A: but i think it will be DaiSuga

A: *wink*

Q: Do you find your current pillow comfortable?

A: hell no

A: is this a pillow or a lump of human flesh

Q: When did you leave the semi-urban community you are currently residing in?

A: Sun, June 11

A: one step closer b4 independence day

A: wow

Ok i got signal now imma publish