A true short story about Warriors cats

Whitestorm and Sandpaw hiding behind a bush*

Whitestorm: Okay Sandpaw, you see that squirrel over there? That is what your gonna hunt.

* shoves Sandpaw out of the bush*

Sandpaw: Wow, like that was some useful information.

* Sandpaw tries to pounce on squirrel *

Squirrel: HEY F*CK OFF BRO. I WAS JUST GETTING THESE BEERS FOR ME AND MY WIFE.

Sandpaw: WOAH CALM YOUR BUTT DOWN BRO, LANGUAGE. ( and grammar )

Squirrel: YOU CALM DOWN CAPTAIN AMERICA THIS TONY STARK SQUIRREL HAS A SOCIAL LIFE YOU KNOW?! I-I-I DONT CARE IF I RUIN YOUR INNOCENCE I HAS PROBLEMS OF MY OWN SPECIFICALLY WITH MY WIFE OKAY?! YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Sandpaw: Woah, looks like someone hasn't been getting laid.

Squirrel: SO! * looks to side * SHUT UP >:(!

Sandpaw: Here I can make you go to happy squirrel heaven where there's no problems you just need to get into my mouth.

Squirrel: NEVAH!!!! * runs away *

Sandpaw: * GAHHH!!! *

* whitestorm comes out of bush *

Whitestorm: Woah what the heck Sandpaw, what was that?

Sandpaw: I don't know that dude has some serious beef though. But don't worry I'll catch him! Next time! Next time....

* 10 minutes later *

Places this under a box*

Whitestorm: I don't know Sandpaw, this is really unnecessary and disturbing

Sandpaw: You just don't know what perfection is! This crazy amazing drawing ( that I drew myself ) will be so perfectly amazing the squirrel will be drawn to it and be distracted just in time for me to capture him under the box!

Whitestorm: - _ - • • •

* few moments later *

Sandpaw: * pulls string * AHA! I CAUGHT IT WHITESTORM!

Whitestorm: You did?

* pads over and lifts box *

* Sandpaw under box *

Sandpaw: DAMN! THIS DRAWING WAS TOO PERFECT.. ILL GET YOU NEXT TIME... NO MATTER HOW MUCH PERFECT DRAWINGS IT TAKES!!

The end :p I kinda regret making this but yet I kinda don't so. Yea.. Soon im gonna draw it. If I'm not lazy. Bye! I hope you liked it! ( and also as you can tell it's fake, I just made it up :1 )