So there is a little girl who loves circus acts and her favorite circus trick was the one where people swallow swords.

So the girl asks her Mom

Girl: Mom! One day I wanna join the circus, and I wanna swallow some swords

Mom: No you cannot.

So the girl later on asks her Dad.

Girl: Dad? Mom doesn't wanna let me swallow swords. Why?

Dad: MAYBE BECAUSE YOUR DU-
( no just kidding not what happened)

Do over!

~~ Reverse sounds ~~

Girl: Dad? Mom doesn't want me to swallow swords. Why?

Dad: * sighs * Can't blame her, she didn't want to swallow anymore swords after our engagement

This was from an American idol video I saw on YouTube idk like 2 days ago. I don't remember that much about it exactly but I know it went something like that.

We'll have a nice day, I'm out. Peace my fellow Alley Cats