No I will not get Chatgbt to generate a sleuth of very hot men/women/people/cryptids and paste them as canonical cast members.

No siree.

You get DATS. Only DATS. DATS for life.

Sariel Sariel

Blurb: Yes, that's her name. Will do anything for food. 

Maddison Sungard

Blurb: A mercenary who is definitely regretting his life choices. Fluent in gruntonese. 

Corian Valdrake

Blurb: The author's second least favourite child. 

Cody

Blurb: Struggles with reattaching himself to reality, but at least his hair is cool. Or... hot?

Hord'anne

Blurb: Can do no wrong. Cody's trusty, purple people eating pal.

Rikka (I will not spell out their full name)

Blurb: Sorry Rikka. She doesn't deserve this. 

Quibbis Pythonicus

Blurb: Gives the author the "ick", but is loved by the beta readers. Don't look his name up on google.

Inprobus Valdrake

Blurb: The author's least favourite child. Source of most of the trigger warnings. Generally angry (as seen below), and it's worse because he's short. There's more concentrated anger per square foot.