TWITTER CHAT
peachiichim

JUNGKOOK
can I rant to you?

JIMIN
depends on what it's about

JIMIN
does it have anything to do with sex, horniness, Taehyung, annoying thirst traps on TikTok or Karens ?

JUNGKOOK
um

JUNGKOOK
yeah

JIMIN
then no thanks 😊

JUNGKOOK
Nooo please Jiminie just this once let me rantttttt

JIMIN
bye Felicia 👋🏻

JUNGKOOK
MY NAME IS JUNGKOOK
Seen

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hobisexual

JUNGKOOK
hey, Hoeseok

HOSEOK
actually it's Hoseok*

JUNGKOOK
...yeah that's what I said?

JUNGKOOK
Anyway, I'm sorry to bother you

JUNGKOOK
But I could really use your
help rn 👉👈

HOSEOK
ah, sorry babes but I'm currently having a porn marathon

HOSEOK
I'm 100% open if you still want my help but I'm not sure giving you advice while I'm jerking off will solve your problem

JUNGKOOK
DONT TEXT ME WITH YOUR DIRTY HANDS YOU ASSHAT

HOSEOK
I'm ambidextrous 🥰 a very practical skill if you ask me

JUNGKOOK
...

JUNGKOOK
will you teach me??

HOSEOK
after I'm done yes

JUNGKOOK
Have fun 📐

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yoongay

JUNGKOOK
I don't even know why I'm trying but

JUNGKOOK
can you help a bro out?

YOONGI
If i do will you stop hitting on my boyfriend and making weird sexual innuendos?

JUNGKOOK
I don't think I can do that

YOONGI
then you know the answer to your question

JUNGKOOK
crap

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kingnamjoon

JUNGKOOK
can you help me out? 👉👈

NAMJOON
Sure, what's it about?

NAMJOON
wait fixk I thinj I hust beokr mt phine

JUNGKOOK
...?

NAMJOON
FIXK MT LIFR

JUNGKOOK
Okay, Joon

JUNGKOOK
get well soon-

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jinniethepooh

JUNGKOOK
Hey, my favorite hyung 🥰

JUNGKOOK
would you mind helping your favorite friend out? 👉👈

SEOKJIN
What do I get in exchange?

JUNGKOOK
Feet pics?

SEOKJIN
deal

JUNGKOOK
finally!

JUNGKOOK
so my problem is about Taehyung

JUNGKOOK
and to make this as short as possible...

JUNGKOOK
he's a fucking snack and ever since I saw him I've been wanting him to fuck me and stuff

JUNGKOOK
and I kinda thought he was down for it bc we were kinda flirting and all

JUNGKOOK
but now he's playing hard to get and it pisses me off

JUNGKOOK
I just want him to fuck me damn

JUNGKOOK
why does he have to make me wait?

SEOKJIN
that sounds like a you problem

JUNGKOOK
Seokjin!

SEOKJIN
right, sorry

SEOKJIN
how can I help you?

JUNGKOOK
well you're a top right?

SEOKJIN
not since I met my big breasted boyfriend 😍 but I remember what it feels like...

JUNGKOOK
I- whatever

JUNGKOOK
how can I get Tae to like

JUNGKOOK
this is fucking embrassing but

JUNGKOOK
how do I get him to want me?

JUNGKOOK
in a non-romantic way of course

JUNGKOOK
I mean how do you get Namjoon horny through texts?

QSEOKJIN
you want him to want you as a one night stand?

JUNGKOOK
yeah

JUNGKOOK
I don't do relationships

SEOKJIN
for now 😉

JUNGKOOK
shut up and tell me how do I turn Taehyung on

SEOKJIN
fine

SEOKJIN
so my first idea would be to make some sexual innuendos

SEOKJIN
but you already do that so we'll skip past that phase

SEOKJIN
Just call him by his first name and say something hot

JUNGKOOK
like what?

SEOKJIN
Um wait let me think

SEOKJIN
oh I got this

SEOKJIN
say 'choke me like you hate me but you love me'

SEOKJIN
and then say 'fuck me with the lights off and my chains on'

SEOKJIN
and if he says yes then say 'baby I'm not the right one you should wait on'

SEOKJIN
The sexual tension will skyrocket

SEOKJIN
I do that with my flings and it always works

JUNGKOOK
are you sure? It sounds kind of lame

SEOKJIN
nah don't worry

SEOKJIN
Tae will love it 🥰

JUNGKOOK
fine

SEOKJIN
keep me updated!

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taesty

JUNGKOOK
Taehyung

TAEHYUNG
What's up ?

JUNGKOOK
Choke me like you hate me but you love me

TAEHYUNG
lowkey wanna date me when you fuck me

JUNGKOOK
Fuck me with my chains on and the lights off

TAEHYUNG
Baby I'm not the right one you should wait on

JUNGKOOK
fuck

JUNGKOOK
you weren't supposed to say that!

TAEHYUNG
huh?

JUNGKOOK
that was my line

TAEHYUNG
awe, I'm sorry babes

JUNGKOOK
Tae can I ask you a weird question?

TAEHYUNG
sure..?

JUNGKOOK
are you turned on right now?

TAEHYUNG
why tf would I be turned on?

JUNGKOOK
Oh

TAEHYUNG
Is something wrong??

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jinniethepooh

JUNGKOOK
THAT DIDN'T WORK AT ALL

SEOKJIN
Really? 🤔 that's strange...

SEOKJIN
let's skip to phase 3 then

JUNGKOOK
this better work cuz my hole is dry asf right now

SEOKJIN
Too much information dude

JUNGKOOK
You know you like it

SEOKJIN
🕳🚶‍♂️

JUNGKOOK
just tell me what I should do next

SEOKJIN
mhmmmn

SEOKJIN
maybe send him a picture where you look fuckable?

JUNGKOOK
okay, okay I think I have that

JUNGKOOK
like this one?

JUNGKOOK

SEOKJIN
FUCK 🤤😍

SEOKJIN
don't send pictures like that without warning!

JUNGKOOK
sorry not sorry 💋

SEOKJIN
that's perfect Jungkook

SEOKJIN
you just need to find a smooth way to include it in the convo

JUNGKOOK
I think I have an idea

SEOKJIN
go then 👀

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taesty

JUNGKOOK
Taehyung?

TAEHYUNG
that's me

JUNGKOOK
did you know I've been working out lately?

TAEHYUNG
oh? That's great

TAEHYUNG
can't relate 😩🤚

JUNGKOOK
Yeah I've been working out but people keep telling me that I'm small

TAEHYUNG
which you are

JUNGKOOK
Shut up 🙄

JUNGKOOK
I'm fit

TAEHYUNG
I'm not believing that so easily

JUNGKOOK

TAEHYUNG
still tiny as ever

JUNGKOOK
But-

TAEHYUNG
No buts! You're so cute I just want to squish your cheeks 🥺

JUNGKOOK
...

JUNGKOOK
you're talking about my butt cheeks, right?

TAEHYUNG
I'm really not

JUNGKOOK
too bad

JUNGKOOK
I've been told they're really satisfying to squish

TAEHYUNG
why are you so horny this morning mhm?

TAEHYUNG
is it perhaps because of my little rejection yesterday?

TAEHYUNG
you couldn't deal with the fact that someone rejected your advances?

JUNGKOOK
I didn't even remember
that 🤷‍♂️

TAEHYUNG
is that so?

JUNGKOOK
yeah

TAEHYUNG
Could you be any more obvious, Jungkook?

JUNGKOOK
what??

TAEHYUNG
you want me to fuck you right?

TAEHYUNG
yet you keep playing games and denying it

TAEHYUNG
I can't do anything without your consent now can I?

TAEHYUNG
So I guess your hormones will have to wait a little longer

JUNGKOOK
wait fuck what no

JUNGKOOK
I'm giving you my consent right now

TAEHYUNG
hmm

TAEHYUNG
That's not clear enough for me

JUNGKOOK
ugh, why do you have to be so difficult?

JUNGKOOK
I want you to fuck me

JUNGKOOK
happy now?

TAEHYUNG
Is that so?

TAEHYUNG
Tell me more

TAEHYUNG
What do you want me to do to you, doll?

JUNGKOOK
I like where this is going

TAEHYUNG
of course you do

TAEHYUNG
now tell me everything, yeah?

JUNGKOOK
I want so many things Tae

TAEHYUNG
mhm?

JUNGKOOK
I want to wait for you at my place, fingering myself thinking about you

JUNGKOOK
until I hear the door open

JUNGKOOK
and I want you to come in and just fuck me without wasting even a second

JUNGKOOK
want you to grab me by my hips and fill me up to the brim

JUNGKOOK
want you to be harsh, too

JUNGKOOK
wrap your hands around my throat if I'm too loud

JUNGKOOK
Wanna ride you, too

JUNGKOOK
We could do it all night

JUNGKOOK
I hope you have a good stamina

TAEHYUNG
I do have a good stamina

JUNGKOOK
Good because I want to be passed out from exhaustion when the morning sun rises

TAEHYUNG
fuck

TAEHYUNG
We could do all that, Jungkook

TAEHYUNG
I want you

JUNGKOOK
me, too

TAEHYUNG
But I'm not giving in so easily ;)

JUNGKOOK
excuse me?

TAEHYUNG
you heard me, darling

TAEHYUNG
just because you want something doesn't mean you can have it

JUNGKOOK
what was the point of this whole conversation then?!

TAEHYUNG
entertainment

JUNGKOOK
fuck you

TAEHYUNG
I know you want me to

JUNGKOOK
why are you doing this?

TAEHYUNG
doing what?

JUNGKOOK
playing hard to get

JUNGKOOOK
it's so annoying!

TAEHYUNG
because baby

TAEHYUNG
if there's one thing I absolutely despise, it's spoiled, impatient brats

TAEHYUNG
I think you don't understand the fact that you are not in charge here and won't ever be

TAEHYUNG
if you want something from me I am the one who decides wether I give it to you or not

TAEHYUNG
and right now you're just being desperate and it's turning me off

TAEHYUNG
I'm not like the other guys you fuck Jungkook

TAEHYUNG
I'm not going to let you have your way and do whatever you want with me

JUNGKOOK
well then I'll just do it with someone else

TAEHYUNG
Aw baby are you upset?

JUNGKOOK
Just shut up 🙄

TAEHYUNG
I'll eventually give you what you want at the end Jungkook

TAEHYUNG
but you have to learn how to take no for an answer

TAEHYUNG
You have to be patient

JUNGKOOK
patience isn't my thing

TAEHYUNG
I know

JUNGKOOK
When will you give me what I want then?

TAEHYUNG
when I'll feel like it

JUNGKOOK
which means??

TAEHYUNG
Jungkook

TAEHYUNG
what did I just say about being patient and learning how to take no for an answer?

JUNGKOOK
whatever

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dadadahyun🐬

JUNGKOOK
wanna come over?

DAHYUN
be there in 10

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jinniethepooh

SEOKJIN
Did it work? 👀

JUNGKOOK
like a charm

JUNGKOOK
until he left me with blue balls

SEOKJIN
Damn... go Tae 😩

JUNGKOOK
You're supposed to be on my side 💔

SEOKJIN
oh I'm totally with you fellow bottom

SEOKJIN
I know how blue balls feel trust me 😔

JUNGKOOK
well I didn't until today

SEOKJIN
... you've never gotten blue balls before???

JUNGKOOK
um, no?

JUNGKOOK
Do I look like someone who gets blue balls often? 🙄

SEOKJIN
good point-

SEOKJIN
Well, welcome to the club 🤩

SEOKJIN
Here, have this welcome card and a jar of cold water

JUNGKOOK
Fuck my life

JUNGKOOK
I don't understand why he did that

JUNGKOOK
It should be illegal 💔

SEOKJIN
that I agree with

SEOKJIN
maybe he has a blue balls kink

JUNGKOOK
... that can't be a thing

SEOKJIN
anything can be 'a thing' dear

SEOKJIN
and Tae has some questionable kinks 😔

JUNGKOOK
really?

JUNGKOOK
... is he into ghosts? because one time was enough, I'm not having a one night stand with another ghost lover

SEOKJIN
I- no, definitely not into ghosts

SEOKJIN
but I think it'll be more fun for everyone if you find out his kinks on your own 😩

SEOKJIN
you can tell me yours though, I'll keep them a secret 👀

JUNGKOOK
thanks for the offer but no, thank you

JUNGKOOK
I think I'll just take the welcome card and cold jar for now

SEOKJIN
your loss

SEOKJIN
have fun trying to get rid of your boner 💞

JUNGKOOK
🥲

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jinniethepooh

SEOKJIN
I hope you know what you're doing with Jungkook

TAEHYUNG
I've never been more sure trust me

SEOKJIN
Oh? 👀

TAEHYUNG
You're not getting any details
Jin 😔

SEOKJIN
ugH

SEOKJIN
well you can't blame a guy for trying

TAEHYUNG
😔

SEOKJIN
also

SEOKJIN
are you into ghosts?

TAEHYUNG
wtf

TAEHYUNG
no? 💀

SEOKJIN
good to know 🥰

TAEHYUNG
🧍‍♂️