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TWITTER CHAT
@peachiichim
JIMIN
you need to drop their asses
JIMIN
you deserve better friends than those dickheads
JIMIN
It's not like they're even your friends anyway, they're just your your co-workers for God's sake, you don't have to spend time with them when you're not at work
JIMIN
Your job is already hard and toxic enough as it is, but they're dragging you down Jungkook...
JIMIN
they're dragging you down with them
JIMIN
I'm worried about you, Koo :/
JUNGKOOK
I don't have any other friends, Jimin
JIMIN
Excuse me?
JUNGKOOK
except you*
JIMIN
better 😌
JIMIN
on a more serious note though...
JIMIN
it's never too late to make new friends!
JUNGKOOK
yeah, when you're in high school or college maybe
JUNGKOOK
not when you're 21
JUNGKOOK
I can't just go up to random people on the street Jimin
JIMIN
well maybe not on the street but
JIMIN
you should totally join our group chat!
JUNGKOOK
...
JUNGKOOK
Your group chat?
JIMIN
yeah!
JIMIN
I always talk about you to my friends, but I've never thought about letting you meet them
JIMIN
Until now 🤩
JUNGKOOK
it's fine, Jimin
JUNGKOOK
I don't wanna steal your friends
JIMIN
Did you see a question mark in my sentence?
JUNGKOOK
No..?
JIMIN
that means you don't have a choice! 🥰
JUNGKOOK
Jimin wait-
JUNGKOOK
Jimin?
JUNGKOOK
mom come pick me up I'm scared
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TWITTER CHAT
Take it off now baby grill 🦧
NAMJOON
woah hello there, gays
SEOKJIN
Why the heck are you still awake-
HOSEOK
my nostrils are making weird noises and my dog is looking at me like I'm an alien 😔
YOONGI
I mean-
HOSEOK
😐
YOONGI
alright, I'll shut up
JIMIN
hey there you hairy bonobos 🥰
SEOKJIN
hey, short ass!
NAMJOON
hey
YOONGI
Hey
HOSEOK
Hey
JIMIN
WHERE THE HELL IS TAE
YOONGI
Chill bro-
YOONGI
he said he needed to check if his dick could fit in his toaster
HOSEOK
haven't seen him since then 🤷🏻♂️
JIMIN
...oh my god
JIMIN
And I'm all out of "get well soon" postcards
JIMIN
I gave the last one to Yoongi after I accidentally rolled over his foot with my bicycle on our two month anniversary 😞
NAMJOON
Still can't get enough of this anecdote tbh
SEOKJIN
^ what the double D cup man said
SEOKJIN
Anyways 🥰
SEOKJIN
care to explain the reason of your aggressiveness, mister?
YOONGI
yeah, it's 3 in the morning and I'm not in the mood for this shit
NAMJOON
Ikr, I was about to shave my foot and suddenly my phone had an orgasm and died
HOSEOK
just a regular, peaceful Sunday morning, y'know?
NAMJOON
well I'll let you know that is IS a regular, peaceful Sunday for me 🙄 shaving your feet is important
NAMJOON
First of all, no one wants yeti feet
NAMJOON
and besides it's a very relaxing activity
HOSEOK
You're a weird man
JIMIN
Shut up and find Tae
JIMIN
I have someone I need to introduce to you
JIMIN
and I want him to be here
SEOKJIN
aight
NAMJOON
alright captain
HOSEOK
what do we get in exchange?
JIMIN
Kai's phone number
SEOKJIN
🤩
YOONGI
count me in
HOSEOK
Heck yeah
NAMJOON
y'all are really dumb 😔
JIMIN
GO
TAEHYUNG
there's no need
TAEHYUNG
I'm here!
NAMJOON
thank god
HOSEOK
you're an atheist dude
NAMJOON
yeah well-
NAMJOON
fuck you
SEOKJIN
that's my job-
NAMJOON
Nice joke 🤭
JIMIN
HeLLO
JIMIN
Pay attention!
TAEHYUNG
I wanted to share the results of my awesome experience, but guess it'll have to wait 😔
HOSEOK
I'm highly interested 😩
JIMIN
guys, I'm serious
JIMIN
I'm gonna add my childhood best friend to this group chat
JIMIN
He's very important to me
JIMIN
don't be too weird, ok? He's been through a lot
JIMIN
and don't fall for him! He's kinda cute but.. yeah, just don't 😌
NAMJOON
wait what the fuck-
peachiichim added kookoonut!
SEOKJIN
is he gay?
YOONGI
is he annoying?
NAMJOON
is he a bottom?
TAEHYUNG
Is he sexy?
HOSEOK
is he human?
JIMIN
shut up!
JIMIN
Hi Kook! 🥺
JIMIN
excuse their weirdness
JIMIN
it's 3am and they're tired
JUNGKOOK
It's fine it's fine
JUNGKOOK
Shall I introduce myself?
TAEHYUNG
well, that's the whole point of Jimin adding you here-
SEOKJIN
I bet he's a bottom
HOSEOK
I don't think he's human
JIMIN
yeah sure, Kook
JIMIN
introduce yourself to those weirdos
JUNGKOOK
well
JUNGKOOK
I'm Jungkook
JUNGKOOK
I like dancing to Lip and Hip and I'm a major fan of ITZY and girl groups in general
JUNGKOOK
oh, and I like sex, too
NAMJOON
I like this one
SEOKJIN
I love him already 🤩
TAEHYUNG
great. Another sex addict in this already very sexual group chat 😔
JIMIN
Tae!
TAEHYUNG
but it's fine, because I just stalked his Twitter page, and he looks sexy as fuck 😉
JUNGKOOK
oh?
JUNGKOOK
I mean, my dms are always open
TAEHYUNG
noted
HOSEOK
noted
NAMJOON
noted
SEOKJIN
noted
YOONGI
noted
JIMIN
why did I add him 😔
JUNGKOOK
💋
HOSEOK
This is why I love being gay
SEOKJIN
I couldn't agree more
NAMJOON
I really hope we aren't gonna scare Jungkook away-
JUNGKOOK
too late-
TAEHYUNG
tell us about you, Jungkook
SEOKJIN
can we call you baby boy? 🤩
YOONGI
I just wanna go back to sleep tbh
JUNGKOOK
You absolutely can't call me baby boy
SEOKJIN
oh 😔
NAMJOON
💔
HOSEOK
😭
JUNGKOOK
but you can call me tonight ;)
SEOKJIN
We stan a smooth guy 🤩
JIMIN
that's it, I'm leaving-
TAEHYUNG
there's no way this twink just used my signature pick up line 😤
NAMJOON
have my babies already-
HOSEOK
and you call yourself a top-
JEONGGUK
okay, okay, enough
JUNGKOOK
not trying to be rude, but...
JUNGKOOK
I still don't know your names!
NAMJOON
just call us daddy 🤤
JUNGKOOK
Sure, but you might get a little confused if I call all of you that
TAEHYUNG
well you can call me Ultimate Daddy
TAEHYUNG
and all the others can be Minor Daddies
JUNGKOOK
I'm sure they'll appreciate it
JIMIN
what has my life become
HOSEOK
fine, boring ass
HOSEOK
we'll introduce ourselves
SEOKJIN
but what do we get in exchange?
JUNGKOOK
Nudes? 🤷🏻♂️
TAEHYUNG
I'm loving the idea-
SEOKJIN
🤩
JIMIN
NOT ON MY WATCH, MISTER
HOSEOK
Mf, always ruining the fun
YOONGI
agreed
JIMIN
you're supposed to be on my side!
YOONGI
whoops, guess I slipped on the wrong side accidentally
JIMIN
😤
JIMIN
Can you just introduce yourselves?
JIMIN
and refrain from lusting after one another?
SEOKJIN
sure, fun killer 😔
TAEHYUNG
I'm still up for nudes tho-
JIMIN
TAEHYUNG
TAEHYUNG
Sorry, wrong chat
JIMIN
😤
HOSEOK
well, since no one is listening to Jimin, I'll start
HOSEOK
I'm Jung Hoseok and I'm too lazy to say anything else
YOONGI
oh, it's actually easy
YOONGI
I'm Min Yoongi!
SEOKJIN
wait, really?! 😳
JIMIN
Fuck's sake 😤
NAMJOON
I'm Kim Namjoon
SEOKJIN
and I'm Kim Jennie 🥵
JUNGKOOK
Omg can I get an autograph?!
SEOKJIN
sorry I don't have hands
JUNGKOOK
Oh-
JUNGKOOK
well, this conversation was... surprising, to say the least
JUNGKOOK
But you all seem really cool
JUNGKOOK
I'm looking forward to getting fucked by each and every one of you 🥰
JIMIN
JEON JUNGKOOK
JUNGKOOK
*getting to know each and every one of you
SEOKJIN
ofc 🤩
HOSEOK
we're kinda iconic
NAMJOON
exclude yourself from the 'we' please
HOSEOK
Fucking ruDE
YOONGI
time for a nap
JUNGKOOK
Can I go back to my pole dance practice now?
TAEHYUNG
can I come along?
JIMIN
I swEAR
JUNGKOOK
you'll have to fight the blonde midget if you want to come, but sure
TAEHYUNG
he isn't a problem for me, with his ridiculous height and non existent muscles 🥴
JIMIN
add your childhood best friend to this chat, I thought
JIMIN
it'll be fun, I thought
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— Mfs will add a literal god to the group chat and then tell you not to flirt with him lmao
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kingnamjoon: Ikr 😩
yoongay: Why am I taken
jinniethepooh: We're all gonna be iconic asf 🥰 Btw, I'm polyamory, if y'know what I mean... 🤩
peachiichim: He's a sex addict!
> kookoonut: And proud 🥴
kookoonut: DM me anytime, I'm sure we can arrange something 😉
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