Jello My Fellow Pumpkin rider's!

Don't judge... I am tired and hungry, and worse, I'M AT SCHOOL D:

Anywhhooo, I wanted to ask, who do you want this fan fiction about?

What team are you on?

Team I'mBloodyIrish (Niall)

Team ToyStoryIsDaBomb (Liam)

Team CurlyFriesAndKittens (Harry)

Team ZebraStoleMyStripes (Louis)

Or Team MohawkIsLookingInTheMirrorAgain (Zayn)

Comment your teams name for the decider on who will get the crazy nerd Directionator :)

PEACSKIES XD

I stole that from DamonFizzy... yeah, i'm apart of the Fizzy family since a week ago :D

If you don't who he is, YouTube that shit, it's funny :)

PEACESKIES!

~Caitlin

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My brain was foggy... if this is what it likes to drink alcohol, I am defiantly not drinking, EVER. Why is my head foggy?.... oh my god. Mohawk drugged me! THE FREAK! What the fuck is wrong with him?! Drugging me?! I'll kick his ass to Japan.... OHMYGOD, TOTORO LIVES THERE XD

Crap, my nerdy side is showing.... why is something wrapped around my waist? They better not have used that drug for it's purpose, i'm kicking their asses to Pluto. I slowly opened my eyes to come face to face with the blonde one... so of course I did the only thing logical.

I head butted him. His yes snapped open and he fell off the couch. I screamed into my gag and struggled in, WHY WOULD THEY TIE ME UP?! I was passed out from the drug! I screamed and fell off the couch and I face planted, don't I just love my life?

"SHE'S ALIVE!" THEY THOUGHT I WAS DEAD?! Five pair's of feet ran into the front of the bus as I squirmed like a turtle on it's back, fucking love turtles. In fact, I have one call Beans.... I went through a faze of giving my animals a name of a food, still am.

In my life time I have had three fish, Redvines, Chilli and Potato. I have had two cat's that are living with my mum and dad and their names are Cookie and Ham. I have had a dog, also living with my mum and dad, his name's Butter. A rabbit when I was a kid, I called it Carott, because it ate carrots, duh. I have also had three bird's, Wizz, Fizz and Sprinkles... yes, I have a had a strange child hood, sue me -.-

 They crowded around me in a circle and stared down at me, I only glared a mohawk, he is so getting antiqued when he's sleeping. He glared back "What are we going to do with her?" maybe you can drop me off at a bus stop? I telepathically said to the curcly haired one "I guess we should un-gag her... even though it is kinky" my eyyes widened and I kicked up, kicking the curly one in his man hood.

Good-luck having children my friend "OOWWWW!" "You kind of deserved that Hazza" the Irish pointed out to the curly haired boy withering in pain. I stared at the Irish guy, he seems so innocent... I wonder if I can destroy that innocence?... NOT LIKE THAT! Just make him have a dirty mind! Deer gawd, I know i'm an awesome speller, but you guy's have to keep that dirty mind in line!

"She's staring at me and it's kind of freaking my out" the Irish guy stared at me and I shook my head, realizing I had spaced out "mmmmfffmmmphhhhh!" I mumbled into my gag "Liam, you un-gag her" "No you Zayn! You drugged her!" so mature one is Liam and Mohawk evil drugger is Zayn.

I glared at Zayn and he glared back "Do I have to?" "Yes" Lou handed curly a bag of frozen pea's, for he is now a she. I smirked under the gag, I have to thank my P.E teacher before I had dropped out of school for my mad kicking skills.

"Fine" Zayn mumbled and un-tied the gag and I took the chance to scream in his face "TOUCH ME EVER AGAIN, I WILL MAKE SURE YOU WILL NEVER. NEVER, EVER. HAVE ANY REPRODUCTION AT ALL. YOU GOT THAT PRETTY BOY?!" I screamed in his face and he winced, stepped back and grabbed his man-hood.

"She's sooo....." Liam started but trailed off "Violent" Lou looked at me in fear "Yeah, that's the word, she's so violent" Liam nodded "You would be violent to if you we're drugged and tied up, do you want to test that theory?" I squirmed in my binding's.

"Not really" Smart ass. I wriggled on the ground "Can someone un-tie me?!" I demanded, giving up. The Irish one stepped forward, only to get a disapproving look from Liam "Don't Nialler, you might be next" Niall put his hand's over his groin "Why would I injure someone who is helping me?" I pointed out to the dumb ass Boy Band.

They went silent and went into thought "Exactly ass hole's, untie me or you will all suffer" "Pfft, we're not dumb" Zayn scoffed. I glared at him "Really want to test that theory Pretty Boy?" he backed away a bit.

"That's right, step back before you get hurt" I snickered as he glared at me, but didn't come forward "I'll un-tie you, but" I bloody  hate 'but's', they're the reason I have no fun anymore "Your not allowed to attack us" I paused and examined Liam.

Hmmmm.... they didn't say I couldn't hurt them mentally, or if I did something by 'accident'... oh, this is going to be fun until I escape! I cleared my face of emotion "Un-less one of you deserve it" he stared at me "How would one of us deserve to get hurt?" "You annoy me, drug me, injure me, eat my food, change my channel, do or say something innopropiate, grope or touch me in any way, I get to injure you" he look's at his 'friends' and he shrugged "I see no problem in that" I grinned "Good, now, un-tie me" he grabbed a knife and came towards me.

"And I thought I was crazy" I mumbled as the blade touched my skin between the rope and my flesh and the ropes were cut "YEAH! Freedom bitches!" I stood and did a happy dance "Now, for revenge" I grinned at Zayn "Zayn, oh, poor Zayn, I feel ever so sorry for what I am about to do" I grinned wickedly to him.

Then Liam stepped in front of me and I pouted "Now, you arent' allowed to hurt him" "Un-less he drugged me, which I distincly remember him putting a rag over my mouth" "But that was before our agreement" I fucking hate loop holes.

I huffed "Fine" I stormed past them all and sat on a couch and started to think.

Plan A, Revenge Is The Best Revenge. Screw karma, it takes to long. I started to plan my revenge on Zayn when I got a sudden thought "Hey, curly" Curly stared at me in fear "Where am I going to sleep?" he grinned "In my bunk of course" he winked.

"I classify that as saying something inappropriate" his eyes widened and he dived behind Lou "Save me Boo Bear!" Lou looked at me "Hazza, I love you mate, but your on your own" Lou stepped out from in front of Harry.

"I thought we had something speacial" Harry started to cry "And I told Chelsea you guy's we're gay... this proves her wrong" I smirked, only if I had my phone! I could capture this moment and prove that their gay!

"We're not gay!" Zayn screamed at me "Sure, that's what your mom said when you we're wearing that dress last week" I smirked as he glared at me, we started to have a glare off. The tension in the bud was so thick, the other's we're backing up slowly.

The Liam stepped in-between us and I snapped out of my glaring contest "You'll be sleeping on the couch" I shrugged "Fine, but don't wake me up if you know what's good for you" he looked at me warily "Fine" I nodded and we all stared at each other.

I already have an escape plan forming in my head, I just have to wait for the right time.

But until then, i'll make their life a living hell.

I'm so evil >:D