A week has past, and I am seriously B.O.R.E.D.

I mean, it is not natural. I just lay here now, in Harry's clothes as the guy's seem to keep their distance a bit, besides Niall. Niall, kind of starting to like him as a brother, which is terrible! I can't get attached! I only have people I am attached to, and I can count them on one hand.

1 & 2, my parent's.

3, Simon Cowell.

4, Chelsea, though i'm seriously re-thinking that one.

5, my brother.... he's not here with us anymore.

And something else, Niall's been digging. Asking me questions like, my favorite colour, to where I was born. I can tell he's reporting everything back to the group, but i've only been giving him short simple answer's... i'll be so screwed if they googled my answer's.

I lay on the couch, yep, i've found it really hard to escape now. Liam walked over to me and sat me up and then put something around my neck "Woah" I looked at him wide eyed as he stepped back "We're taking you shopping for clothe's, change into the clothe's you came in and then we'll go into the mall. We put a shock collar on you that shock's you with fifteen volt's when you get a mile away from the button, or we will shock you if you do something stupid" 

"Human cruetly" I whispered as he un-cuffed me and I walked into the bathroom and changed into my old clothes. I walked out and Liam grabbed my arm tightly. I rolled my eyes, dude, I gave up for another two week's. I'm just that lazy.

We walked into the mall, One Direction stood next to Liam and I. We walked through, the boy's keeping a close eye on me. Then I spotted my sanctuary. I broke out of Liam's grasp and sprinted for it "Jane!" 

I didn't stop as I ran into the store. I ran for my section and started to flick through the cd's. I picked up my band's new cd's in uncontrollable happiness "I'm in love" I smiled and started to read the back of the seven cd's, taking in the cover of them.

I heard someone stop behind me "Found you" I turned wide eyed to Zayn,  about to hyperventilate "Can I have them?" I begged him "Wha-?" he looked at my hand's and then turned his cold stare to me "No" "Please" I begged on him "No" "Fine, I didn't want to do this" I started to get down on my knee's "What the-?!"

I put my hand's in a prayer position and gave him my best puppy dog eyes "Please ass hole, please let me have them!" I begged "No" I launched myself forward and wrapped my arm's around his leg's "PLEASE!" "NO!" he barked and tried to get me off of him.

"Jane? What are you doing?" I heard Niall ask "PLEASE!" I yelled at Zayn "NO!" "Just get her what she want's!" Lou barked at Zayn "NO!" I wrapped my leg's around his and he looked down at me and growled "Let go of me" "PLEASE ZAYN! I WANT THEM!" I cried out.

"Give me the button!" I squeezed his leg's in terror, before quickly covering up my face with a blank look "Pwease" "I'll get it for her then" I heard Liam actually roll his eyes. I sprang up, Zayn stumbling back "I wuv you Leyum!" I said, shoving the cd's into his hand's.

Everyone stared at me in shock as I then linked my arm with Niall "Ni-Ni! Let's go book shopping!" I grinned at him and dragged him out of the store and into the  book store. I let his arm go and started looking through the book's "FOUND YOU!" I looked at the plain white covered book, the gold letter's standing out 'The Little White Horse' 

I looked at Niall "Found anything" I asked him "Um, book's aren't really my thing" I gave him an odd look "You read text messages, right?" "Yeah" "Well, a book's like a text message, just telling a story, but better" he rolled his eyes "Your not going to con me into reading a book" "That one is about a boy who can imagine any food and it will appear in front of him" I pulled out a book and read the blurb.

Niall grabbed the book out of my hand's "Come on, let's pay" he say's as he start's reading the book. He paid and walked out of the book store, me humming and stopping at a chocalate store, before running after Niall who was reading that book.

The guy's walked toward's us, but stopped when they saw Niall "What did you do to him?" Lou gasped "Nothing.... why?" "He's reading" "And?" "Nothing" Louis stared at me in amazement. 

"Come on, we have to go clothe's shopping" Liam tried to get me to buy clothe's "Ew, no" "Just get it over and done with!" Zayn barked at me "Fine, what the fuck crawled up your arse and died?" I rolled my eyes and followed Liam and Louis to a clothing shop.

Harry and Louis threw clothe's at me left, right and centre. I just stood there, completely bored out of my mind as I got covered in clothe's "Can I pick my own clothe's?" I asked Liam, who nodded. I dumped all of the stupid girly clothe's and walked out of the store, Liam following me with Zayn, who dragged behind us.

I walk into a store and pulled out some skinny jean's, sweat pant's, jeans, sweat shirt's, shirt's, tank top's, pajama's, under garment's, sock's and a new pair of converse "Done" I saw and Liam pay's for it in shock "It doesn't have two zero's!" he look's at me wide eyed.

I shrugged "I'm not much of a big spender" I picked up my bag's and started to walk with Liam and Zayn, who might I add, hasn't said a word "SHIT!" I screamed, remembering something I should be doing "What?" Liam asked curiously "I'm meant to hate you!" I pointed him in the face.

"What?" he asked in shock "I hate you" I said slowly, now I just have to remember that "Why?" "Because you kidnapped me" I said effortlessly, damn my nice nature to people. I laughed  mentally, yeah, my cold bitchy shell isn't the real me, that's just there to ward off people who only look at the surface, not underneath.

"You know, I don't really get you Jane" Liam looked at me in confusion "What's there to get?!" I snapped "Well, you act all bitchy for one, then you act like a normal girl the next moment, then you turn into your bitchy self" I glared at Zayn "Fuck you"

"You wish" he glared at me "Please, i'm still debating if your a girl of boy, you could be like Nemo! Everyone think's he's a guy, but in reality he's a she" he looked at me for a second before laughing  at me "Your a idiot! Nemo's a guy!" "Nu-uh! I googled that shit" I narrowed my eyes at him.

"Here, let me" Liam said, pulling his phone out and googling the answer "See, Nemo's a guy" I stared at in disbelief at the Yahoo answer's "Fuck me dead" I growled "No thank's, don't want to catch something" "Shut the fuck up you cross dresser" I snapped at Zayn.

"Wait! Clown fishes changed their gender through out their life! So, there is a high possibility Nemo is a guy, but also a girl. Suck on that shit mother fucker" I stuck my tongue out at Zayn before giving him the bird and walking away. 

Liam ran after me, but kept silent. Good, I would have beaten the shit out of him. I walked onto the bus and then sat on my couch, that was now decorated by some blanket's and pillowa "What?" I stared at them and then to Liam who shrugged and walked away.

Harry, Louis and Niall came onto the bus "Did any of you do this?" I asked, they shook their head's. I got up, grabbing some sweat pant's and a shirt before going and showering. I pulled on the clothe's and put my hair up into a bun.

I walked out but stopped when I saw Zayn walk past me "Your welcome" 

I stood in shock as he walked away without another word.

Is he Bi-Polar or something?

First he hate's my gut's.

Then he tries to become the new pedo bear.

Then he buy's some stuff for me to sleep on, making my bed my comfortable and look awesome.

I don't get this guy.