The 'boy band', is currently having a 'secret' meeting with each other. Thy're probably talking about me "What about her?" "shhh!" yep, their really retarded if they think I can't hear them. I sighed and looked around the bus.... i'm so hungry.

I got up and walked to their cupboard's and did a sweep of them. I cleaned them out, and sat on the couch in front of a BIG television. I grabbed a can of soda and and opened it, I flicked through the tv show's and found my all time favourite television show, Criminal mind's.

Half way through the episode, I had run out of food. I went through the fridge, the cupboard's, the draws, there's nothing. Okay, don't panic. I looked at the freezer... I wonder. I opened it and grinned, now I just need some custard..... I looked next to the fish finger's and found custard. Oh yeah, I grabbed the fish finger's and custard, I don't want to know why they had custard in the freezer, oh right, their British.

I sat down in front of the television and ate the fish finger's and custard, I know most of you would say 'eww' and 'gross', but it's surprisingly delicious. Thank you Matt Smith. They we're just about to catch the killer when the boy's came out from their sleeping quarter's "Hey listen...." "Shhhhh" I put my index finger over Harry's mouth "It's a good bit" I whispered and then dipped the fish finger into custard and ate it.

"You have no taste bud's" Liam looked at me in disgust "Don't knock it till you try it, and besides, I ate everything else already" "WHAT?!" Niall screamed and looked through the kitchen. The killer was about to kill Spencer "I swear, if they kill Spencer off, I am so hunting the director's asses down" Spencer was saved and the killer was caught, I looked to see them all look at me weird "What?" I ate another fish finger.

"You are you most screwed up person i've ever met" I glared at Zayn "Thank you sir drug me. At least I drug random people" he glared "Yeah? Well at least I don't brake into a band's tour bus!" "At least I didn't tie someone who was having a panic attack up!" we got in each other's faces and screamed at each other.

"At least i'm not some freak!" I felt a pang in my chest. My eyes glared at him, the other's squirmed uncomfortably "You gave no idea what Ive been through. Get to know someone before you judge them ass hole" I seethed. He looked at me wide eyed, finally realizing my look.

"Well, at least I have a life. I'm not some stupid, panic attack girl, with OCD, that cut herself, and sit's in front of a television watching Criminal Minds" I snapped "Fuck you ass hole! You know nothing about me! Go rot in hell, you stupid ass boy band. I hate you all, and you all deserve to crash and burn" I raised my fist and hit Zayn in the jaw.

He fell onto the floor and everyone gasped and went ot aid him. Zayn groaned "Great. We got stuck with a bi-polar" I shreiked in fury and dived to him. I grabbed him by his shirt and started to hit him. I was dragged away from Zayn, Liam scolding Zayn, and Harry and Lou trying to calm me down.

"Don't make us tie you up again" I glared at Harry and he shrank back "THERE'S NO FOO- what happened?" Niall asked as he saw Zayn and I glaring at each other, me planing his murder, and him planing where to ditch me on the side of the road.

"Right, girl. We need to know your name" I scoffed and looked at Liam "Call me Jane Doe" "Why?" Niall asked innocently, I am seriously going to make him the most perverted person known to man. That innocence will not be seen ever again. I stared at him blankly "Christofer Drew's song" Niall just stared at me, along with the boys, with the exception with Zayn who was glaring.

"NeverShoutNever? EatMeWhileImHot? Christofer Ingle? Nothing?" I stared in horror at these music deprived men... do I call them men?

"Um, nope sorry. Never heard of them" I then started to get over my shock, they have to AT LEAST know my other band's... right?!

"All Time Low? Blood On The Dance Floor? Falling In Reverse? Black Veil Brides? The Summer Set? Sleeping With Sirens? My Chemical Romance? ANYTHING?!" I yelled in despair "Nooo..." great, i'm stuck on music deprived guy's, who probably like those pop star singers, I shivered in horror.

I then went and sat in my mush room corner, I may have an addiction to Anime, if you wanted to know. The boy's we're now trying to calm down Zayn. I stared at the wall, how am I going to survive these freaks? I guess I can try to save my sanity (I don't have much of that, but I still have some), I could do pranks, pay back's, convert them into what I call my people.

"Told you guy's she's bi-polar" I heard Zayn, and my hate for the mo-hawked freak grew. I will convert them into my music category! I stood up and paced up and down, the boy's watching in confusion and fear.

"Jane... what are you doing?" I ignored Lou's question and tried to figure out what i'm going to do. I know how i'm escaping, the same way I got in with my supposed 'best friend'. I can grab a suit case and stand on that while I climbed to freedom.

Now, pranks. I have to keep my mind sane, pranks seem to be the only way. Un-less I some-how get an ipod and listen to my ipod for six months... I don't think that'll work. But that is an option. I paced quicker, my hand tapping my chin, while the other had wrapped itself around my chest, the other arm's elbow resting on it.

I wonder how long I can go before I make them brake? I wonder, can I make them brake? Another goal that I will be aiming at while i'm with them. I can watch some Anime and crime show's, they always seem to take my mind of thing's. Yes, i'll just have to get them to get me food.

Damn, i'm going to have to rely on them for most thing's.... OH MY GOD! I need feminine thing's! Oh god, this just got a million times more embarrassing. What about clothes? I can't wear their clothes, it could give them and other people the wrong idea.

My escape plan, hmmm. It will take awhile. I have to build their trust. When their at their next concert! They will be out of the bus, and there was no security guard's when I got on here, there won't be any when I get off!

I paced back and forth, Lou and Nialler looking a little green. Harry and Liam we're looking at me in concern and Zayn was looking at me in confusion, oh, that's different from the normal glare. I stopped and glared at him, immediately getting a glare in re-turn.

Now, where was I? Oh yeah, I started to pace again and tapped my chin, I wonder if I can call the police? I'm sure I can get hold of one of their phones, or maybe they have one on the bus? I can call the police and they can get arrested! Then I can go home and sleep safe and sound of my warm, comfy bed.

I stopped for a second, staring at a picture on the wall, then turned and paced once more. I wonder how long it will take for my parent's to know i'm missing? What about my fans?! Oh well, i'm not going to be that long. I will be back in the next week.

I can go hitch-hiking all the way back home. That is when I climb out of the roof. This is to easy, but eh, their minds run on a capacity of a five year old. I'll get out in no time, and they probably won't even notice! I  smirked and paced quicker "DEAR GAWD! JANE, SIT DOWN!" Liam yelled and pushed me onto a chair, next to Zayn.

We glared at each other "Now, we will be stopping for food, then tomorrow, we will be having a concert. You will stay on the bus and will not try to escape" Tomorrow? Damn, I have to prank tonight then if I won't to get out. I nodded and he stared at me, so did the other's, one glared though "I swear on my life I will not try to escape" I held my finger's up in the scout's honor, and Liam nodded.

Thank god he didn't notice my crossed finger's behind my back. Niall was staring at his phone "NANDO'S!" he screamed and ran for the door, it opened easily, what the buck? Why wouldn't it open for me?! Harry and Lou followed him at a slower pace.

"Now, we will be getting Nando's, you stay" he commanded, as if I was a dog. I gave him a un-amused look "But i'm hungry" he raised an eye-brow at me "But you just ate the whole bus" "And i'm still hungry" "Pig" Zayn muttered to me as he walked past "Ass" I sang back to him, he looked at me, oohhh, the death stare, so early on? Wow, i'm good.

Liam sighed and rubbed his temples "I'll get you food" I nodded happily "What do you want?" I started to list off the food I want, it took five minutes "And I want a large Fanta and a large Coke" he just stared at me "Okay, lucky I wrote it down" I smiled at him and he got off the bus.

I waited a couple seconds before going to the door and tugged on it, they fucking locked it. I am going to beat them. I heard some one chuckle from out side "We're not stupid Jane" "Shut it ass hole" I yelled at Zayn.

"Sorry, it was an extra precaution" Liam apologised "WHAT IF THERE WAS A FIRE?! I COULD BE TRAPPED IN HERE, AND DIE!" I screamed "The you'll die painfully and slowly, come on Liam" "I HATE YOU ZAYN MALIK!" I screamed and banged on the door "Feeling's mutual" I am so getting him now.

I looked in the bath room and grabbed some baby powder. I then changed all of the shampoo bottles, one with blonde hair dye, the other's had shaving cream in them. I then went to the sleeping quarter's, look that bunk say's 'Zayn's bunk', that was hard to find. I scoffed and quickly stripped his bed.

I grabbed his pillows and shoved them out the window. I then went into his suit case and grabbed a pair of scissors. I shredded his clothes, not his under-wear though, eww, but left a pink shirt and then white pant's. I grabbed some sharpies from a bag, probably Lou's.

Pink, yellow, purple, orange, red and lavender. I quickly got the ink and splattered it all over his pant's. I grabbed a cup of water then made the ink run down his pant's. Wow, he's going all 80's on us. I smirked and put everything back into his bag, now his under wear.

I cut the back out of the all, but he wouldn't notice, the back was in strips, but still in one piece. I put everything back in and grinned, I am such and evil thing. I then spotted the lap top I knocked Harry out with.

I opened it and pressed start, I heard the start up music and waited. Shit, password... hmmm, what could it be? Maybe, just maybe they we're stupid enough to.... I typed in 'password' and it logged on. They are idiots. I went on the inter-net and explain to my fans I will be taking an holiday for awhile, since I don't know how long i'll be here. I then went onto YouTube, then on my illegal down load site, I know, i'm such a rebel. ANd if they track it back to this computer, they will be in jail for awhile. I downloaded all of my favourite song's on the laptop and pressed play. 

I sang and danced around as I put stuff away. I put the empty food packages away. I grinned my evil grin, ohh, evil idea. I went onto the laptop and went onto twitter, awww, they we're so nice to leave their password's on there for me.

I locked on and tweeted on Harry's 'Guy's, I'm pregnant with Lou's child'

Then I logged off his and went on Lou's account and replied 'What?! You can't be Harry! You said you we're on the pill!'

I giggled evilly then logged onto Liam's, 'I just spent the last four hours on the loo, that hot dog did not agree with my tummy -.- '

I the logged onto Niall's, 'Guy's, I have to tell everyone, i'm going on a diet. I am not allowed to eat Nandos or any other junk food. I have to stay strong in this hard time :,( Please, don't give me anymore food when you see me, I might brake'

Awww, poor Niall, now that ass. I grinned wickedly and went on Zayn's, 'Guy's, I have something to tell you all.... I'm gay. I like guy's, and I have been in a relationship with one for nine months, and we're pretty serious'

I cackled evilly and turned it off. I then just played my song's, after deleting the Twitter site from the history. I twirled around, singing on top of my lung's, I love revenge. It feel's so good ^_^

I sang Fallen Angels by Black Veil Brides as I found a secret stash of lollies. With out thinking I emptied the place and then put it under the compartment under the couch cushions, that was soon to be my bed.

 I got up and danced around like a nut, singing "Scream, shout, scream, shout, we are the fallen angels!

We are the in between, cast down as sons of war,
Struck to the earth like lightning, on this world we're torn,
We won't cause the pain, of living out their law,
Take joy in who you are we know our wings are flawed,
We're bored to death in heaven, and down alone in hell,
We only want to be ourselves

We scream (We scream) we shout (We shout)
We are the fallen angels, we scream (We scream)
We shout, whoa-oh, whoa-oh-oh-ohh,
To those who sing alone, no need to feel this sorrow,
We scream (We scream) we shout whoa,
We are the fallen angels

Follow the morning star,
A light when darkness fell
The passion left unholy now you find yourself,
We have nowhere to go, no one to wish us well,
A cry to find our home, our stories they will tell,
We're bored to death in heaven, and down alone in hell,
We only want to be ourselves

We scream (We scream) we shout (We shout)
We are the fallen angels, we scream (We scream)
We shout, whoa-oh, whoa-oh-oh-ohh,
To those who sing alone, no need to feel this sorrow,
We scream (We scream) we shout whoa,
We are the fallen angels

Scream, shout, we are the fallen angels,
Scream, shout, whoa-oh, whoa-oh-oh-ohh
We scream (We scream) we shout (We shout)
We are the fallen angels, we scream (We scream)
We shout, whoa-oh, whoa-oh-oh-ohh,
To those who sing alone, no need to feel this sorrow,
We scream (We scream) we shout whoa,
We are the fallen angels

We scream, we shout, we are the fallen angels,
We scream, we shout, whoa-oh, whoa-oh-oh-ohh,
Whoa-oh-oh-ohh, we shout whoa, we are the fallen angels..." I love Black Veil Brides! Then Rebel Love Song came on, and everyone who know's me, follows me on twitter, or has even heard of me, I will sing it.

"I cannot hide what's on my mind
I feel it burning deep inside
A passion crime to take what's mine
Let us start living for today

Never gonna' change my mind
We can leave it all behind
Nothin's gonna' stop us
No not this time

So take your hand in mine
It's ours tonight
This is a rebel love song

Hearts will sacrifice
It's do or die
This is a rebel love song

My outlaw eyes have seen their lies
I choke on all they had to say
When worlds collide what's left inside
I hold on tight and hear you pray

Never gonna' change my mind
We can leave it all behind
Nothin's gonna' stop us
No not this time

So take your hand in mine
It's ours tonight
This is a rebel love song

Hearts will sacrifice
It's do or die
This is a rebel love song

Wild and running for one reason
They can't stop us from our freedom
(Wild and running for one reason
They can't stop us from our freedom)

Never gonna' change my mind
We can leave it all behind
Nothin's gonna' stop us
No not this time

So take your hand in mine
It's ours tonight
This is a rebel love song

Hearts will sacrifice
It's do or die
This is a rebel love song

So take your hand in mine
It's ours tonight
This is a rebel love song

Hearts will sacrifice
It's do or die
This is a rebel love song" I stood on the tour bus, a massive smile on my face. BVB, they always bring a smile to my face, even in the hardest of times. Then I heard clapping, I turned to see the boy band staring at me in awe. What. The- oh shit "GET OUT!" I screamed in horror and threw random object's at them until they abandoned the tour bus and left me by myself.

Why did I have to sing? Now it's going to turn into one of those stupid fan girl's fan fiction's they write! Well, i'm not letting that happen, not on my watch. I looked around and grinned, that window I threw the asses clothes out of!

How could I have been so clue-less?! It's my one-way ticket out of here! I quickly ran to the back window and pulled out a suit case and stood on it, don't judge, I am just three inches shorted then the blonde fella.

But the window was like three thirds up the focking wall. I pulled myself up and then jumped out. I landed on my feet and ran. I ran from them, my kidnapper's. I am not letting myself be one of their play thing's, or a fan girl, or a prisoner.

I ran down alley ways and street's, and I could tell, where ever I was, I was not on the good side of town. My heart accelerated once I heard some one chase after me. I quickly ran down an alley, a really stupid idea, and hid behind a dumpster.

The foot steps came down the alley way and I shook in fear, it doesn't sound like one of those boy's, it was some one else. They walked away, and I let out a breathe of relief and I got out from behind the dumpster.

I stood and grinned, oh yeah, point to me! I beamed and turned around, only to be blocked by some wanna-be gangster. I guess that's a minus point to me. Oh, and he's got friend's, how sweet of him to welcome me.

"Hello" I awkwardly said, god damn my anti-social ways "I know who you are" "That's nice, care to take this into somewhere where I we can get some ice cream?" please, anywhere with cameras? I don't want to be stabbed, I just escaped kidnapper's for pete's sake!

"No, I think we can do our little introduction here" okay, don't act scared, he'll win. He can smell fear, I thought that was dog's? What animal was it? Oh wait, off track here, he's gonna get stabby stabby soon "No can do" "Well, I think that might be a problem" in second's I was surrounded by seven other men, A.K.A wanna be gangster's.

"Now, let's show her a little thing about us, should we boy's?" I stared in horror at the leader, screw being calm "HELP! CALL 911! THERE GOING TO FREAKING STAB ME! HELP! YOU GAY MOTHER FUCKER'S CAN'T EVEN HELP ME WHEN I NEED IT! I SWEAR, I AM SO GONNA HAUNT YOUR AS-!" I was back handed and fell onto the ground and glared at the smirking leader "Oh hell to the no" I seethed and kicked his family jewels.

I got up and upper cutted him "Don't screw with me pal, I grew up on the streets, remember? I thought you knew who I am?" I then broke his nose, with my knee.... my sensei should be proud ^_^

"Hey!" I quickly punched the closest guy in the nose, one of my self defense class sayings, if being attacked, aim for the nose or the male unmentionables, the nose can brake and shatter, it can kill them if you apply enough force, or, it hurt's like hell and stuns them.

I kicked some Joker cos-player, I don't know, he looked like the Joker with unicorn vomit all over him, well, I kicked him in the stomach, I got mad ninja skillz :D

((Author's Note: I went to like, two karate lessons, I know, i'm ninja >.< And what I learnt in those two lessons we're, how to kick someone's head when their standing, it was so freaking cool! At school my friend's and I fake fight to freak the teacher's out.... anyywhhooo, CONTINUE!!!))

I tried to fight them all off, but as soon as I injuried one, another two got up. This is just not my day- night. I felt extremely sick, light headed and felt as if I was going to have an anxiety attack any second. I kept screaming, hoping some one would come to my rescue, but I knew that would just bring some more of this gang's member's to help them.

Then, someone grabbed me from behind and I freaked out. I screamed and elbowed them, I turned to the leader, his eyes looked murderous. I froze up, and that was the only thing he needed. He immeadiately grabbed my throat and shoved me into the brick wall.

I let out a strangled cry, but he only tightened his hand, cutting off my air supply, I need that you ass hole. I glared at him, but my body was freaking out and shutting down. I knew my face was turning red from the lack of oxygen.

I then clawed at his face, trying to make him let go. He just stared at me crazily, I bloody hate wanna be gangster's. Then he was ripped away from me and I gasped and fell forward. I fell onto my hands and knee's, my throat! It burns! WHY GOD MAN? WHY?!

I looked up, still gasping for breathe to see the bloody boy band with their body guard's. The tools, I had this covered. I stood and then noticed, I couldn't hear anything they we're saying. I shakily went and stood next to the scared wanna be's.

MY hearing came back, and I realised they we're all shouting at me "JANE! GET AWAY FROM HIM! HE TRIED TO KILL YOU!" "Pssshhhhh, Jimmy? We're best bud's" I put my arm around the leader, the ass who tried to kill me. He just stared in shock at the boy band and their guard's.

Liam stared at me in shock "He was trying to kill you!" "That's how we normal people say hello!" I smiled at them "I don't think that's a friendly greating" "Shut it curly" I snapped "And here comes the violent Jane" Lou muttered "WANT MY BRO'S TO COME AND BASH YOU MOTHA FUCKAH?!" I said all gangster, still side hugging 'Jimmy'.

Lou, Curly and Niall stepped back and the body guard's started to go all protective and came toward's me and the Wanna be's. Jimmy ripped away from my grip "I'm outta here! See ya bitch!" 'Jimmy' ran away.

I glared after him and his retreating gang "YOU ASS! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL! I WAS EVEN GOING TO LET YOU KILL ME LATER!" I turned back to my kidnapper's "Sooo.... sup?" "I thought he was my friend" I shrugged "More of an acquaintance, I met about ten minutes ago" "So, he was trying to kill you?"

"Pshhhh, as if. Oh my god! Is that 'Arry Potter?!" I screamed and pointed behind them, yet only Lou, Harry and Niall looked, Liam just stared at me blankly along with his body guard's, and Zayn just glared. What a surprise.

"Jane, you're coming with us" Liam ordered "I am not a dog!" I argued "I don't care! You coming with me, now!" I held my finger up "One second" I turned and walked behind the dumpster, then threw up.

Ah, what the fuck?! Stupid anxiety attack, stupid freaking out brain! Calm dem cells! I wiped my mouth and came back from behind the dumpster, they all looked at me in a kind of disgust and a what the fuck look.

"Done" I beamed at them "No, wait...." I went back behind the dumpster and threw up again. God damn, I need a tooth brush.

I walked out again "DONE!" I grinned "Okay.... come on now" "Your not letting her on the bus! She'll make it smell!" "For once, i'm agreeing with Pretty Boy. Let me take a cab home!" "No!" I pouted "Buzz kill much?"

"Your coming back to the bus, NOW" "FINE! FUCK YOU ASS HOLE! I WILL MAKE YOU LIVING LIFE HELL! I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I WILL...... I don't feel so good" I wobbled on my feet "Jane?" Lou looked at me with concern, haven't seen that look in year's, not since I last saw my parent's.

"I'm good...... no, no i'm not" I tried to take a step but stumbled "Ah, fuck" I said, that was the last thing as I fell forward, toward's the concrete.

Just before I hit the alley floor, some one caught me.

Then, it all went black.

This really is turning into a fan fiction -.-

I hate my life!

Someone, kill me now :L