I opened my eyes, it was dark and I could hear people snore. My body ached and I sat up, but instantly fell back wards from the dizziness. I finally got the world to stop spinning and I sat up slowly and looked around.

Are you kidding me? Why they fuck am I on the tour bus again?! Oh right, damn. What a way to black out -.-

I looked down to see I was hand cuffed, I am going to beat the shit out of them. I sat up and just stared blankly at the wall, that was until someone got up. I looked to see the arse himself "Oh. Your up" I glared at Zayn "Nah shit" he glared at me "I'm going to take a shower, don't do anything stupid" "Don't do anything stupid" I mimicked him.

He narrowed his eyes, walked over to me and smacked the side of my head "WHAT THE FUCK YOU RAPIST!" I tried to attack him, only to find out my foot was tied to the arm rest -.-

He chuckled "Oh, that's right. You a bit tied up right now" he chuckled and walked into the bathroom. I hope he uses the hair dye. Slowly four member's of the band was out and I just stared at the bath room door.

Liam, Niall, Harry and Lou we're eating toast "Hey Liam?" "Yeah?" I turned to Liam "You wouldn't let anything bad happen to me, right?" he gave me a skeptical look "Right. Why are you asking?" "No reason in particular..." I trailed off and moved next to Liam.

Then the bathroom door opened and steam flooded out of the bathroom. Zayn walked out in a towel around his waist, and one around his hair "UGH! MY EYES! MY INNOCENCE HAS BEEN RUINED!" Zayn came over to me and smacked the side of my head.

"Oh, it is on" I glared, grabbed Liam's plate and smacked Zayn over the head. He stepped back, holding his head and glared at me "Your so getting it later" "LEYUM!" I screamed and jumped behind Liam "Zayn, you deserved it" "Whatever" Zayn rolled his eyes and walked to his sleeping quarter's.

I sat behind Liam "Aren't you going to move?" Liam asked, Harry, Lou and Niall watched me and Liam "Nah, i'm good here" Liam frowned "What are you up to?" "Oh, you'll see" I grinned wickedly at him "I don't like that smile" "I don't either" Lou and Harry stared at me in fear.

"JANE!" Zayn roared from the sleeping quarter's and stormed out, in a pink shirt and rainbow pant's I made him "Yes?" I asked innocently, harry, Lou and Niall we're howling in laughter "You did this, didn't you?" he snarled "Why, of course I did. You did beat me over the head before the rest woke up, you did drug me and you have been insulting me" Zayn stepped toward's me and I hid behind Liam again.

"Now, now, Zayn" "Don't 'Zayn',me Liam. She's a work of the devil" he glared at me "Zayn..." Liam tried to block Zayn off from hurting me "LIAM! ZAYN'S BEEN POSSESSED!" I screamed as Zayn grabbed Liam and pulled him away from me.

And since I was tied to the chair, I have no way of escape "AHHH!" I screamed and Zayn grabbed my arm "You are going to pay" he whispered into my ear. I scoffed "Oh honey, I'm only just getting started" Zayn and I glared at each other, our faces inches apart.

The boy's we're trying to convince Zayn to let me go, I smirked "Oh, Zayn? I would check your hair if I was you" Zayn's eyes widened and he let me go, pulled the towel away and there, he had now blonde hair.

I burst out in laughter, rolling on the couch and holding my stomach as that picture will stay in my mind forever and ever "I. AM. GOING. TO. KILL. YOU" he roared and ran at me, I yelped as he jumped into the air.

Fuck this, I quickly grabbed Liam's knife and whacked the chain, hoping it is the cheap ones "Wow, you guy's actually have legit hand cuffs" I stared in amazement at the cuff's, completely forgetting the threat of an angry ass... until he landed on me.

I screamed as he grabbed my hands and pinned me down, I couldn't move, he had pinned me down to the couch and was sitting on my thighs, he moved his face to mine and hissed into my ear  "You will suffer, I am going to torture you and get my revenge" my heart beated wildly and I started to panic.

I squirmed more, the boy's were yelling at Zayn, but he ignored them and just watched me squirm, he smirked "Let's start, shall we?" "HELP! RAPIST!" "Don't flatter yourself" he frowned "Oh, okay.... HELP! A NUTTER IS TRYING TO KISS ME! GET OFF ME JERK-WARD" his hand tightened around my wrists and I failed to keep in a whimper.

Shit, this is bringing back memories. No, I wasn't raped, be logical people! This isn't some freaking fan fiction! No, this is bringing back the memories of me being beaten up, and I really don't need to go down memory lane.

"Zayn!" he was pulled off of me and I quickly backed away, staring at the boy's wide eyed as they calmed down the ass. He finally calmed down, but was glaring at me, meh, i'll set him off for fun, oh yeah, did I tell you I am evil?

"And you call me crazy" I smirked, he snapped and launched himself at me again, but his friends were ready and pinned him down "Control yourself Zayn! She's only doing this to set you off! She wants to see that she can get to you!" Liam tried to get through his thick skull.

I saw Zayn start to calm down, oh this will not do "Liam, stop, please. You can't get through to him, after all, it goes in one ear and out the other, after all, he is a copy of a barbie doll" Zayn immediately fought against them.

I smiled, awww, now I know why people do this, it's fun, but in my defense, i'm only doing this because he was mean to me in the first place "I'LL KILL HER!" "I wonder if you're fans know you're deranged?" I trailed off "Leave my fans out of this!" he glared at me.

"Fine, but don't mess with me, I still have some tricks up my sleeve" the boy's hesitantly let him go as we glared at each other, pure hatred burning inside of us. The boys awkwardly sat in the middle, making sure Zayn doesn't attack me, and not to close so I can't injure them, which I found hilarious.

Then nature called, this just alot moe awkward, "Hey, Liam?" he looked at me "Yes?" "Do you know what humas basic needs are?" "Yes?" I sighed "Well, I need one of them" "I'll get some food-" "No, another one" he frowned. thinking.

"Sleeping?" I gave him a 'Are-you-seriously-kidding-me-right-now' look "OH! Oh...... well, the next stop we take, I'll go get some tam-" "WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! DON'T GET AHEAD OF YOU'RE SELF! I NEED TO USE THE LOO!" great, I just screamed to the world that I needed to take a leak.

 Liam un-cuffed me and shoved me into the bath room...

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I finished my business and then noticed a bobby pin there, not know why, I just shrugged and took it as a gist from the alright Oreo lord. I put it down my bra, cause i'm cool like that and then washed my hand's with soap and looked in the mirror, I look really bad.

I guess i'll have to ask for clothes or a shower or something.

Meh, later.

I got out and walked straight over to Harry, a plan formulating in my head. I bent down and whispered into his ear, taking long glances at Zayn who had narrowed his eyes at me and Harry. I backed away, and giggled, hey, gotta make this believable.

He bit his lip, trying not to smile. I walked away with my hands on my head and the biggest grin on my face. I walked past Zayn and he watched me walk past "What did she say?!" he asked Harry. Harry shook his head, oh, he isn't going to tell Zayn, just like I told him not to. I hid my giggle, this is fun, tormenting Zayn Malik and all.

And i'm guessing you want to know what I told Harry? Well I told him to look at Zayn and act like you know something incredibly funny and when he ask's you what I said, don't tell him. This is going to be fun. 

I went to a cupboard and opened it and looked at the boxes "Healthy, healthy, ew, ew, ew, ew, gross, healthy again, ew, junk food! YES!" I grabbed the box or oreos and walked past Lou and Niall, Niall's mouth was open and he practically drooling.

I gave him a wtf look and went to sit on my couch. I grabbed the hand cuff's and put it around my wrist again "Why did you cuff yourself up again?" I grinned at Harry, Zayn still pestering about what I had said to him. Liam had asked me the question, he watched me like a hawk.

"So, if I need something, I don't need to get up and get it" I said in a 'duh' tone. His face went of un-amusement, and it was hilarious. I then opened the box and twisted it, and the creme was on both sides, "God damnit" I muttered and ate it.

I did it to the whole pack, not one ended up on one side of the cookie, man I was pissed! Then I looked over to see Lou looking at his phone "Whatcha doin'?" I asked him, he looked up at me for a second then looked back at his phone "My twitter mentions are blowing up, and I don't know why" oh shit. Act innocent.

"Twitter? Isn't that like FaceBook?" he looked at me in shock "You don't know what Twitter is?" "No, what is it?" he gasped and screamed for the guy's "GUY'S! COME HERE!" they ran into the room, looking at me "What did she do?!" "Why the fuck do you automatically think I did something wrong?!" I demanded, my head hanging off the couch as I looked at them upside down.

"You seem to be Trouble with a capital T" I thought for a second "Cool" "What did you want Lou?" "SHE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT TWITTER!" the guy's stared at him in shock, then to me who was tring to reach a doll.

I grabbed it and put it close to my face and burst out laughing "LOL! It's a mini Harry!" I ignored their conversation and made harry's hand touch his nose. I looked at Niall, who was staring at me in amusement and showed him the doll "Harry's picking his nose again" Niall burst out laughing and rocked back and forth.

I looked at the others, one glaring and one not amused "Give me that" Harry snatched the doll from me and I frowned "LEYUM! HARRY BE MEAN TO ME!" I looked at Liam in a 'make-him-give-me-the-doll-back' look.

"Guy's, is anyone elses twitter mentions blown up?" Niall asked. I got up and tried to walk over to them, but i'm stuck to the couch by a pair of hand cuffs. I huffed and sat cross armed and glaring at the floor, why did I even go with her? Why did I have to sneak onto their tour bus?!

"YOU!" I looked up, completely confused and saw Zayn pointing at me "Me?" "YES! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!" "........................what?" "HOW DID YOU GET ONTO OUR TWITTER ACCOUNTS?!" he roared "What?" "Zayn, it couldn't have been her, she hasn't got access to our phones and she didn't even know what twitter was" "SHE WAS ON THE COMPUTER YESTERDAY!" he accused.

"Woah, woah, I don't know what's going on, but all I did was download music...... yay for piracy" and I made some status' on your guy's twitter accounts "See?" "Wait, she could have been!" Zayn grabbed the lap top and went onto it.

 I waited for him to pull up the history, he he, thank gawd I remembered to delete it. Zayn smirked "There!.........." he frowned and the boys looked at the computer screen "See, she didn't do it! You're just trying to push this onto her since you hate her" "HURTFUL!..... Not! LOL, I hate you guy's too!" I chuckled and then waited for them to speak.

"I think we'll need to change our passwords so the hacker can't get into it, then we'll have to explain to the fans that we didn't tweet the stuff the hacker said" they all nodded and I sat on the couch, there is nothing to do here, literally.

I'm just staring at Niall, making him squirm uncomfortably under my stare as I sent a telepathic conversation to him, but he isn't returning them, since ya know, he's not telepathic. He looked at me and frowned, we just stared at each other for awhile, I wasn't even blinking.

"Stop looking at me!" he exclaimed and pointed at me "AND BLINK FOR LIAM'S SAKE! NOT BLINKING IS CREEPY!" the boy's stared at Niall as if he was a nutter, and I smirked, I wonder if I can make the all uncomfortable?

 I then turned my gaze to Harry and stared at him. And stared. And stared. Anddddd stared. He stared back, slowly edging away "Liam, I think we got a crazy one" "I can hear you hair ball" Zayn made a noise and I looked at him.

His face was blank, weird. No glare. I raised an eye brow at him and he glared at me after a second of thought, much better. I nodded and then turned my attention to the floor "Liam?" "What?" I looked up "Can I have a shower?" "Sure" 

He un cuffed me and I went into the bathroom and showered, scrubbing my hair and body -.-

That alley way was incredibly dirty apparently.

I then ran my tongue around my mouth, I can still taste the vomit and my teeth were fury. I grabbed the tube of tooth paste, opened my mouth and just squirted it into my mouth. I stood in the shower, running my finger across my teeth and scrubbing my hair clean.

I washed my mouth out and got out of the shower and wrapped a random towel around.

Then I gasped in shock.

I just realized something really bad..... I have no clothes.