Hmmm....

I smirked, I wonder what happen's if One Direction split up? All those fan girl's... will be heart broken.

I smirked evilly, "Oh, this is going to be rich"

~

I sat there, right, how am I going to do this? I could make them all jealous and stuff? Pfft, how would I-....

OR, I could make it look like someone's cheating with their girlfriend. I smirked, I stood and walked around the bus... where is everyone?!

"Surprise!" I screamed as someone grab's my wrists and hold's them behind my back, "HEY! LET ME GO!" I cried out, struggling, "I told you I would get you alone" they whispered into my ear.... Zayn. That bastard.

"What do you want, Zayn?" I spat. He chuckle's and spin's me around, then pin's me to the wall... son of a bitch.

"Well, I was wondering, why you were looking for something, on the bus.... and then I would just love to know why your smiling like you're up to something" "I'm not up to anything" I rolled my eyes.

He move's forward, I tried to glare at Zayn, his nose touched mine, and well... human contact. Ew, "Come on... you can tell me" "No" I pulled my hand's out of his, but then he grab's my waist, AGH, HUMAN CONTACT D:

"Are you kidding me right now?! Where's Liam?!" I screamed.

"They're shopping right now" Zayn muses... 

"That mean's, you and I, are alone.... I wonder what we'll get up to" "GET OFF OF ME, PEDO BEAR!" I screamed.

"Hmmm...." he frown's, then grab's my chin, "We're going to have to do something about your attitude" I shivered, he's a freaking pedo...

"I know what just to do" then he held a rag over my head- owarebfwnflsdiphaewsjpdfjndjgfnrdkg the fuck?! I tried to pull away, freaking out.

I screamed, but then breathed in the fumes... he's drugging me?! Are you fucking with me right now?! I then closed my eyes and went limp, god damn it.

I hate boy band's.

~

I groaned, why does it fell like i've been hit by a truck?!

"What the..." I opened my eyes and looked around... "WHY AM I TIED DOWN?!" I scream.

I hear someone chuckle, "I'm going to teach you some manner's" I stared at Zayn in horror... oh my god. He's flipping nut's. I knew he was crazy, served with a side of Axe Murderer.

"And to think, I was beginning to accept you as a human" I scoffed.

He chuckles and put his hand on the crook of my neck, "Hmm.... well, that's a beginning..." my eyes widened and he move's closer to my face, "You know.... I might actually be doing the same"

"Get away from me" I struggled with the fucking hand cuff's that were above my head, "Get away from me!"

He stare's at me and I gulped... creepy ass- then he kisses my cheek, my eyes widened in horror.... i'm going to die of some un-known disease!

... But I couldn't help but try to fight the redness of my cheek's... fucking hormones or whatever.

"What are you-?!" "ZAYN?!" Liam roar's, "Busted" Zayn chuckle's and step's away from me, "YES! LIAM! HELP!" I screamed, pulling at the hand cuff's.

Liam look's at me then blushes... what-?! Oh fuck, i'm in my pajama's.

I awkwardly wiggled in the hand cuff's, "UH... help....?" Niall walk's over to me and eyes me, blushing, "Uh.... I think we interrupted-" "ZAYN DRUGGED ME AND HAND CUFFED ME TO THE FUCKING POST, DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING FINISH THAT SENTENCE NIALL HORAN!" I roared.

"....." Harry walk's in and does a double take, then whistle's, "I could get use to this" "Pervert" I hissed.

Niall walked over and tried to get the hand cuff's off of me, "Zayn, key's" Niall instruct's, "I lost them" "WHA??!?!!" I screeched, tried to attack him, "I will kill you!" I screamed, "Jane, stop moving! Your pajama short's and kind of.... short" I screamed and yelled at him, trying to tell him to cover me up.

Niall chuckle's and throw's a blanket over me, "GET ME OUT!" I screamed, "She was planning something! Don't blame me!" Zayn chuckle's.

"What do you mean?" "This" Zayn pull's at the note book I was planning my evil plan of breaking up One Direction, "Oh shit" I swore under my breath- well... maybe not under my breath.

"But, she's coded it" Zayn say's, I smirk, "But-" fuck, "I have un-coded the word's, 'Evil', 'Plan' and 'Break'" he throw's the book at Liam.

"She need's to be punished and learn to be good" 

"I'm not some peasant you can order around!" 

Zayn glances at me, smirking, "Oh, but we can. We did, technically kidnap you. So you have to do what we say" 

"I-but-no!" I shook my head.

"Well... we have to do something about this" Liam say's, flicking through the pages of my evil book of evil plan's, "This is so unfair" I muttered darkly.

Harry eyes me, I narrowed my eyes at him, "I might be wearing short pajama short's and a bloody singlet, but that doesn't give you the right to stare at me, you freak" I hissed.

 He shake's his head, ".... Right, 1D meeting, outside of the bus" then they all piled out of the bus.... muhahahahaha, I smirked, already starting to break the hand cuff's.

~ Zayn's Malik's POV ~

"What Liam?" I groaned, "Do you know about her past?" "I don't even know her really name" I scoffed.

Liam, Louis and Niall glanced at each other, Harry just shift's uncomfortably, "Her brother died" Louis say's.

What, when was this?!

"She had a rough past" Harry add's, Louis, Liam and Niall look at him, "What?!" he shift's his feet, "How'd you know?!"

"Well, I was awake when you lad's got out of bed, and I kind of just... listened"

"So, Zayn, you didn't know?" "NO. When were you lad's going to tell me?!" I snapped, "You really didn't come across as wanting to know about our Jane Doe"

I scowled, "I don't" Niall giggles, "Sure you don't" 

I glared at him, "Oh please, we all know you like her" "I do not! I have a girlfriend!" I denied.

"Whom, you haven't talked to in the past couple week's" Louis grin's.

"They doesn't prove anything!" I yelled, "No, I guess that you watching her like a hawk doesn't mean anything either" Liam chuckles, "I just don't want her escaping and ruining our careers!" I insisted.

"Or becoming protective her either" Harry smirk's, "You're faces, are getting really irritating" I snapped.

"He's even using the word she say's!" Niall laugh's, "I can't wait until they tell each other they feel-" "THEN THEY'LL HAVE PRETTY BABIES!" Louis scream's.

"AND THEN WE CAN BECOME UNCLE'S!" my friend's grinned and started to plan our wedding... i'm sure, they're really girl's sometimes. And that i'm just on a television show and i'm going to find out that i've been pranked.

"I'm going back in" they didn't hear me and I rolled my eyes, before walking back in, "NO!" I yelled and tackled Jane. She scream's and we tumble around, when isn't she trying to escape?! Honestly, this is getting really annoying!

I caged her in my arm's, "Why do you keep trying to escape?!" I glared at her, "I'm not an animal! I can't be caged, jack ass!" I glared at her, before I noticed we were nose to nose... again.

I swallowed awkwardly and I notice she wasn't glaring, a bit more of just... staring I guess, I felt my heart pick up and I stared into her eyes, such pretty eye's she has. I love the colour, such a magnificent colour.... her eyes flicker to my lips and then back to my eyes.

I stared her eyes, before looking at her pink lips.... Don't Zayn! Perrie, you have Perrie! You're girlfriend!

I looked back to her eyes, I couldn't help myself... I started to move downward's, our lips almost touching- "Woah! Guy's! They're having their first moment!"

With that, I threw myself back and looked at the guy's who were grinning at me, I looked over to see Jane blushing... I was too, but her's just- NO. NO, Zayn, stop while you can.

~ Niall's POV ~

Aww, they are just to adorable when they're being embarrassed by us... Jane shook her head and turned her back to us, aww... someone's shy.

"Wait! YOU STILL NEED TO BE PUNISHED!" Louis scream's and grab's her ankle, he then drag's her on her stomach as she curses and tried to grab anything she could as he dragged her into the bedroom, then to the back of the bus, "THIS IS RAPE! I AM SOOO CALLING THE POLICE YOU ASS HOLE!" she scream's, Louis drop's her then closes and lock's the door.

"She won't be able to get out now!" he smile's at everyone happily, "I've had some guy's come in while she was sleeping to make sure it's inescapable" we all eyed Louis, "What?" he smile's.

"... Well, who want's to play Pokemon?" Harry say's, "ME!" everyone yell's, besides Zayn, who I had to nudge with my elbow to get a response, "What? Oh yeah, i'm in" he pull's his eyes away from the door... someone's got it bad.

~ "Jane Doe's" POV ~

"What is this?! IS THE ROOM INESCAPABLE OR SOMETHING?!" I sigh and fall onto a couch... wait... is that an.... xBox?

I grinned, "Aww yeah, who's gonna die at... Modern Warfare three?" I grinned and plugged it to the television... this shit just got serious.

~

"DIE! DIE, YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" I screamed at the screen and killed the mother- "Jane?" "GO AWAY! I'M IN A RAGE!" I  screamed in fury.

"It's someone named Jean..." I threw my controller to the ground and ripped the phone away from Liam, "Jean?" "Hey Jane!"

"You can leave... peasant" Liam scoff's and sit's next to me, I rolled my eyes, "Go on"

"Well, I found out that girl, she's a college student, really intelligent, looking for work- she's really good with 'you know what'" I quickly stood and went to the corner of the room, "Interview her, if she's good, you know what to do" well, that sound's like i'm running a prostitution company or a drug trafficking thing... haha, nope. Not even close.

"Aye, Aye, captain" I was yanked back my waist and I screamed and Zayn grab's the phone from my hand, "Hello? Who is this?" "The number that you have dialed does not work, piss off" I laughed at Jean, then I heard her hang up.

I laughed and Zayn narrowed his eyes at me, and I squirmed in his arm, "No! Lemme go! I need to finish my game!"

"Who was that?" "My aunt..." he raises an eye brow at me, "Well, I guess you get your sass side from your mother" I chuckled, "You have no idea" I get out of his arm's and then picked the controller up and resumed my playing.

Wait... what was my mission today?!

Oh yeah... eh, fuck it. If they want to be in a band together, go for it.

I don't care.

I'm lazy.

~ Louis' POV ~

"Why are you guy's bringing me here for?" I frowned at Niall and Harry, who glance at each other, "We need your help-" "With a prank? Who, when, where, can I light them on fire?" I instantly give them a thousand question's to answer.

"Uh-NO. No fire" Harry shake's his head, "Aww, but Hazz-" "It's about Jane and Zayn" 

"That rhymed.... but go on, peasant" I grinned at Niall, "We want to get them together" 

"Why isn't Liam helping?" "Liam, and Paul-" "Why's Paul in on this?" I cut Harry off.

"Just. Listen!" I give them my best, 'I Surrender' pose, "Liam doesn't think it'll be a good idea putting them together, because of Perrie, and then a storm of pap's and scandals and stuff will happen~" Niall started, "A Paul agree's with him..."

"What are we talking about?" 

Harry and Niall looked at each other, before nodding, "We want to set them both up"

"As in, you want them to date?" I asked slowly, "Yes"

"... I'm in" I grinned, well, we might as well give it a shot.

A/N: HELLO!

HOPEFULLY, this is longer than I think it is... He He, that's what she said! Well, anyway...

Sorry for not uploading a long time! D:

I didn't realize it was that long, and well... stuff came and .... stuff.

Anyway! I will hopefully update alot more now ^.^

Soo... yeah, hope you enjoyed this :P

PEACESKIES 

~ Caitlin