Myan's POV

"I knew you'd say that Lit Prez. See you!"

Here I go again with my shenanigans dear readers of this Natsuri fanfic.

I jump out the window... behind me...

You guys are probably wondering how I landed safely from like three stories worth of the school building.

Welllllllllll... it's not that hard to explain Natsuri fans. Yea I'm breaking the forth wall for you all. Is that really a surprise?

I know everyone here is curious about me. Especially you Otokojukus_Wrestler and the sponsor of this fic ImafrickingDorko yea I see y'all!!

I see y'all's comments.

Votes.

Comments—

Wait did I say that already?

I should probably go back to telling this chapter. This is probably going to be an 1,000 word or over monologue from me because the author just lovesss to do that.

...Dang author making me say stuff against my will—

Anyway, Natsuri fans, as you all know I just did a back flip out the window. Because I can.

You know WHY I can?

My body flung out the window instantly. Gravity took control over my body as it sped down to the ground where my ship has landed.

Now here's the part where you're at the edge of your seat waiting to read if I splat on the ground or not.

Or not because this author has bored you.

I'm shooting down faster than a bullet. Eyes fixated on the ground, lips are getting dry from the cold December air, OH WILL MYAN MAKE IT!!

Tune in next week— kidding it's already been damn months, the author needs to update like they use to.

Y'all are not ready for what's about to happen 😈.

In a split second, before my face even hit the concrete and probably break it because of this chin of steel I have...

Poof.

At this point I could see the laws of space flashing before my eyes. OH NELLY ITS LIKE MY LIFE HAS FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES yes. Every time.

Again, in a split second because I don't know how to describe it in any other word, I landed safely on the ground, so whoever said I was gonna land safely congrats 👏👏👏👏.

In your perspective, you wouldn't know what happened to me in that split second I teleported, but in my perspective is... what I just described. There you go that's probably not how teleporting works.

Yeesh I suck at describing how I teleport.

...

Dang it! I was trying to save the surprise! I wanted people to keep anticipating!

Oh well.

You heard me then...

Yes...

I do teleport. I know everyone kept asking...

"How does he do that?", "Is this weird fanboy stuff?", "CREEP!!"

I don't think that last one was a question— it'll do!

I'v had this power for a while now, I can't remember the exact day but I can remember what happened.

I dust off my Billdip shirt, the words 'Bill' are yellow and 'dip' is blue and we never speak of this—

Just trying something new!

Let's see... the first time I'v gotten these powers huh? It all started— yes get ready for a flashback that you can read. This would be weird in ya'll's reality.

Ok so it all started with me and IPad...

Flashback

"YESSS!! YESS!!"

There I am. Being Myan.

I was just looking through a social media app called Creddit, when I spotted something cool on there.

It was a page all for Natsuri, called c/Natsuri. "YESSSS!!" I scream at the top of my lungs.

"I SO hope they're cannon one day. Natsuki totally had the hots for Yuri. Even in the game!" I said to myself.

Oh Myan, if only you knew— you probably did anyway.

"I mean come on! Natsuki has to be cannon bisexual—" Okay Myan...

N A T S U R I!

"You got it future me!" I tap on c/Natsuri to check out what they have.

Now I don't know, if you know, but this scene we're in right now is in Trapped Comics, which you should totally check out.

If you like Taurin, Issa—

Past me you haven't met them yet.

"Oh I'm getting ahead of myself—"

I look at the page to find Natsuri. Lots of Natsuri. Which me likey!

I ran a hand through my curled set of orange-hair. Man this is so exciting! A whole Creddit page to the best ship in all of existing existence, existence, existence!

You still got it past me!

"Ayyy, you know it future me who still is a Sayori simp 😏."

Yes! It's the best when Monika is getting jealous!

"Pfft. Yeah! Sayori is waifu and best girl! Everybody can agree on that!

Ooo... uh about that 😬...

"Alright who's the bitch who disagrees with ME!" 🙂🔪

Yeaaa... the author disagrees...

"Author? THE AUTHOR DISAGREES?!?!"

Yes. Their favorite girl is Natsuki... I hate to break it to you... not really.

"WHAT WHATWHATWGWTHEHSHSHSHDBDBDBDBDBBDNDNDNDNDNDNDNNDNDKWLWLDOFKFKDKEKEKSKSKSMS"

This is them. The one controlling are movements and words.

"THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE!! I WANT TO LEAVE!!"

Aw come on we have to finish—

"NOPE! NOPEY NOPE NOOOOOO— I'm not finishing this flashback with the thought of the author liking Natsuki over BABY CINNABUN SAYORI!"

Nuuuu— the people want to know how we got our teleporting abilities!

"Teleporting? I GET TO TELEPORT?!"

Of course me! You learn at the end of this even though we have no knowledge in our brains to learn, just ship... (probably lying.)

"OH OK HAHAHAHAHA YEAAA!!"

Ha works every time—

"Did you say something me?"

Nothing Myan... Let's do this! 👈😎👈

"YEAAA—" 👈😎👈

"Oh shit the bell!"

This was in school! Why didn't you tell me?!

"That's your fault bitch."

I gather all my belongings because the ringing bell was going off like crazy wazy.

It's time to go home. I hope nothing unordinary happppeeennnnssss on my trip to home.

Jesus I really did forget how the story went!

"You know this happened on a Tuesday right?"

That's when we got our powers?!

"Yea Tuesday, August 11th. You know like near the beginning of school where you see Natsuki and Yuri getting a lil' frisky maybe. Well Natsuki."

...

This is how you get owned by your past self.

When I get home on a normal sidewalk, seeing normal people, I want to get on my normal IPad so I can look at normal genius Natsuri.

Oh golly gee I hope nothing baddddd happpens. Because my IPad is exposed out to the sun's bare names shape.

Nothing badddd would happen!

You never change—

Some people on the street give me dirty looks, probably because it's me but they were actually staring at my IPad.

It was at this moment I knew—

"I fucked up?"

Yes... YES!! That was even better than what I was gonna say!!

"What were you gonna say?"

I was just gonna say "I knew I left my Natsuri fanfic drafts on my desk."

"OH SHIT I DID I'M COMING SWEET ANGELS!" I screamed while rushing back to the school.

Let me just skip to the juicy parts.
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Alright we BACK IN BUSINESS NATSURI LOVERS!

Once again I'm walking back to my house because at this point I didn't have a drivers license, didn't want to ride the bus, and it's not far anyway so—

Yade yade ya. Get to the eye already. I know you remember, me. I mean you have a better memory than me surprisingly...

"Yep. Mhm. Gotta get the drama going now or something."

I couldn't believe it! Oh my lordy! What is this?

Take the drama down a notch. We want this Natsuri fic to be different.

"Gotcha."

Woah home slice! There's an eye on Pad dog! Yo yo that's right but scarylicious MAN YO!

Too rappy? For some reason. Oh yea this is me we're talking about, I'm all about randomness. Just monologue normally though.

"Okay, okay! I won't let you down!"

You did 5 years ago—

As I was walking I noticed a weird eye in the middle of my IPad. It was on the back of it actually... and it looked real?

I have to look at this when I get home! This time I was rushing to my house, like I had one too many burritos.

Bravo! Grammy award right there! 👏

"Heh. What can I say... I'm a natural."

Okay now skip to you walking into our house.

"Oki doki loki."

I see whatcha did there— we sounds like Pinkie Pie.

"Who now?"

From My Little Pony you know the pony who always does the most random shit ever. Also the pony who breaks the 4th wall.

"Damn. No one compared us to them?"

Not yet.

"These readers..."

Finally, I arrived at my house. I gently open the door to my house—

You're killing it with the references.

Where Dad isn't home yet. He's just as weird as me, but he's nicer than me.

True, true.

Perfect then! I sit on my couch to examine the back of my IPad. "Ooo this eye feels real, me."

It's— I can't spoil anything for the fans!

I touch the eye with the palm of my hands. Ooo la la that's a soft eye.

Oddly enough it feels warm and mushy soft. Wowww the Apple Store realllly knows how to design. Sure this isn't a reallll eye.

He'll say Place to Place in a second.

"Hmm?"

I look at Future me for one second and BOOM when I look back at my IPad it's gone.

Wow. This eye loves eye things. First Seb's favorite video game which is Eyes, Issa saw the eye when she thought her favorite rapper loved her rap Red Eyes, and this eye went for my Ipad.

But yes this eye came to me first.

I can't believe this! A disappearing eye! Apple really can do anything!

"Am I doing good?"

👍 Nailed it...

"YUS!"

Man randomly I have to pee. Dang bladder.

I normally get up from the couch, normally walking the bathroom like a normal person who needs to pee normally.

Boy is anything going to—

All of a sudden... as I was walking I saw a poof in my vision. Not literally but for some reason I was seeing my life flashing before my eyes.

"OM MY GOD I'M DYING!!"

No, no, no! This is just you teleporting. Don't worry me you'll get use to it!

"Ok—"

"WHAT THE HELL!!" I screech. In the span of a second or so I'm standing right in the bathroom.

"OH GOD THIS IS AWESOME!! I CAN TELEPORT PLACE TO PLACE!! YASSSSS!!"
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Aaannnnddd that's what happened.

Here I am still standing out of the school telling everyone this flashback. Yea I should go home now readers.

I pick up my ship Steve who I love dearly. Since we're running out of time for this chapter I couldn't get to all the references.

Like, uh, get out of my head, beat, cut it out, happy thoughts, uh, delete the competition, probably many more—

Oop— I hear some people talking gotta teleport!

Everyone who's read this better comment, vote, comment... dang it I did it again.

You get my point!

I hope you all are happy to know more about me because I totally fooled everyone in the club by saying 'fast legs' HA give me a break.

Okay see you in the next chapter like the author would say!

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Let's now cut to the chase with this bonus below. Ha! Nailed the reference!

Bonus: 4th Wall

Natsuki: I hope EVERYONE enjoyed Myan being random as fuck!

Yuri: Make sure to comment and vote because... uh yea.

Sayori: Mannn I'm hungry! I bet the readers are eating food!

Monika: Um... how are you guys doing that?

Natsuki: What do you mean? Readers do y'all know what she's talking about?

Monika: That! Readers? What are you guys talking about?

Sayori: Oh we're breaking the 4th wall, Mono!

Yuri: *nods*

Monika: Bu— eh? I have never broken the 4th wall!

Yuri: You never broke it in this fan fiction?

Monika: I don't think so, no! Like I said I don't even know how to!

Natsuki: *lip pop* Wow that's ironic coming from you.

Monika: Wait what?

Nat, Yu, Say: *Walks away with smirks on their faces*

Monika: Girls?

Nat, Yu, Say: *Stays quiet the whole time*

Monika: GIRLS?!

The End (of the bonus.)