Bippity bopity your now apart of the gay property.

Oh and

hippity hopity IM NOW ON YOUR PROPERTY.

And a creepy thinggggg!

Roses are red,
Silent as a mouse,
Your door is unlocked,
I'm inside your house.

Another creepy, so sentence horror story I found online :D

It's crazy how many people have there doors unlocked at night, wether it's one or two differs.

No don't go check your doors, go back to what you were doing.

I changed it to my liking so- eh.

And a comment of a book I found, well- reply to a comment, anyway I still say it almost every day now.

LET IT GOOO! LET IT GOOOOOoOoOOOOO! IM ONE WITH THE WINDOWS AND SNOWWW!

It's funny as hell ya can't lie.

And judging by how's its frozen, all empires s1 fans know who it is.

I opened my eyes, letting them adjust to the surroundings around me. They weren't so foreign anymore, I spun around, almost falling off the bed when I jumped back. I re-centred myself, taking a breath, it was just Owen, on the chair. I chuckled lightly, almost had a heart attack today! I turned to lay on my my back, I let out a sigh. It was just Owen... only Owen... I was fine... probably. I sat up in his bed, getting out of it, I attempted to move my left arm- to no avail, it didn't really move, I looked to it: to realise a cast was on it? Dam I broke my bone... oh welllllll. I looked to Owen, peacefully sleeping on the chair, he wouldn't mind if I sit on his lap right? It was quite cold in the bed... I sighed, no, I shouldn't disturb him. But I should wait here, who knows what will happen when he wakes up and realises I'm not there. I sat down on the bed, swinging my legs back and forth. He was taking forever! I moved to the armrest of the chair he was on, trying to say, hey wake the hell up. But his soft snores were so relaxing- no no no no no, don't fall asleep, actually never mind apparently I'm going to sleep. I moved myself lower, to ovoid falling off the chair, but now... on Owens lap. He wouldn't mind... right? I rested my head on his shoulder, slowly pulling the rest of my body up onto the chair. I carefully wrapped my arms around him, before drifting asleep again.

Fluff!

But it isn't the end of the chapter >:D

When opened my eyes again, I wasn't on the chair? I was back in the bed, not alone, as Owen was beside me, reading a book.

Scott: Since when did you read books Owen?

He squeaked in surprise, almost flinging his book into the wall.

Owen: Jeez Scott you scared me half to death!

He said taking slow breaths, time to fluster him, because yes.

Scott: Awwwweee- Sorry Owen~

I said, I moved myself so I laid across his legs, looking up at him, he was blushing.

Owen: Yeah no- I- it's fine.

He stuttered, mission make Owen flustered is working.

Scott: Awwwweeeeee- you sure?~

Draggy ~

Owen was, definitely flustered, but why give up now? Keep going until he says stop, I don't wanna push then.

Scott: Owennnn~

I quietly moaned (Help I'm getting into that territory- )

Owen: S- shush!

I chuckled.

Scott: But Owennnn~ I'm having funnnn~

I reached my paw out to his face, caressing his check. Flirty Scott activated.

Owen: Scott...

He mumbled my name, we're getting somewhere to the ending territory.

Scott: Yesssssssss~
Owen: ...

He looked down at me, a crimson red blush on his face, I chuckled.

I let out a squeak as Owen decided, now's a good time to move me. My head rested on his rest now, Owens leg keeping my back up, it was surprisingly comfortable.

Owen: Scott, you don't now what borders your pushing through.
Scott: I don't?~ Well inform me~
Owen: Nope.

I scoffed, Owen chuckled lightly. Still blushing.

Owen: Scottt~

FfFffFfFFFff- he moaned my name?! Holy devastation! It was quiet but hOlLllLly

Scott: Oh your trying that are you?~
Owen: You think?

We laughed, well, time to prank everyone nearby.

I began quietly moaning, just to catch attention. Owen speaking once or twice in a shushing manner. I became louder, so did Owen, but instead of shushed, it was dominance-ing thing- I don't know.

We heard quiet, hushed voices outside. Rats, they were listening. Eh, time for a finale.

Scott: OWENNNNN~

That was, louder than expected, I heard everyone outside just, quiet, as soon as I did that, Owen was very flushed.

IM SO SORRY FOR THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ME- PLEASE HELP?

Owen: Ok- I think that's enough-

He whispered. He wants to stop.

Scott: Alright! I won't push!

I whispered back, it was just a mere prank, no actual feelings, right? Nah none. He's just a friend.

Can someone tally how many times these two friend-zoned each other? It's out of hand now... maybe it's in paws. JK JK- I'm sorry that was cheesy.

We slowed the progress on the 'devils tango' prank down, eventually each of us quieting. We heard rats coming and- we wanted the prank to well- looked real. So, I looked to Owen for consent. He nodded, this'll be weird...

I would like to say what my mind is saying:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm so sorry- I don't know why this became smut- when there both like- we don't like this stuff- and like, decided to keep it low but holy- someone slap me, and bring a priest I think I'm possessed. And sorry in advance, I'll tell you when this weirdness is over if you want to skip. The first word of it will be underlined, so you know!

I slowly slid of my overalls, I placed them far away on the ground. I took my hat off, throwing it away from me, I used my working paw to mess up my hair. I heard Owens clothes hit the ground, his glasses placed on the bedside table next to us.

Owen: Sorry in advance Scott... but we gotta make this real- for the prank.
Scott: It's fine.

Owens arms wrapped around me,  closed my eyes and turned around to him, I buried my body into his. This was- weird. I could lie. But, I'll go down with my ship. Or well- prank. I don't know anymore! This is- way over intimate! I heard the door creak open, Owen slightly pulled the covers down, slightly. I heard a gasp, then a thud. Owen flinched, so did I. Owen rose up, I just stirred.

Owen: Hello?

We knew they were there, just, pranking.

Scott: It was probably the wind or something...

I pretend to sound tired, it worked, somehow.

Owen: Yeah... probably...

Owen came back down next to me and gave me a look of 'holy this is working' I jus nodded and got right back into acting. I snuggled back into his chest, 'falling asleep' again. Owen also 'fell asleep'. The door creaked open more, the mutters and gasps of rats told me, they seen. I stirred, too scare them, I could visibly hear them freeze. I went back to 'sleep'. A sigh of relief swept around the room. They all quickly exited, shutting the door quietly behind them. I turned away from Owen, he did the same thing, for respect of course.

Owen: I can't believe that worked!
Scott: I know! Tell totally fell for it!

I got out of the bed, quickly putting my overalls back on, I grabbed my hat. Placing it back on my head.

Scott: I think we should wait for like- five minutes or so before we leave.
Owen: Yeah,
Scott: Are you done getting into your clothes yet?
Owen: Nearly...
Owen: Done! Your free to look.
Scott: Thank you,

I turned back around to Owen, we were both still blushing, I mean, lighter than before but. Eh. Guess I got more than I asked for...

There! Weird smutty like stuff is over! I don't t know why I did that anyway... but- I guess I did. I'll go cry later.

I sat on his bed, swinging my legs, my back against his.

Owen: We should leave.
Scott: Yeah.

I got up off the bed, patiently wait for Owen, he came quickly.

Scott: Your probably gonna have to pick me up.
Owen: Nah, it was a prank anyways.
Scott: Eh, fair enough.

We exited the house. I waved to Owen before retreating to my home, let him explain the weird stuff. Not me!

An hour later bc I'm bored.

I heard some barge into my home, I got out of my bed to see Lizzie at the door.

Lizzie: Tubbo's having a break down!

Hahahah cliffhanger.