HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAKABAKABAKASHISENSEIHOKAGESAMAKUN!!!!!!!!!!!

-Ayame

-AYAME POV-

We have been waiting for Kakashi for hours. At least I made Sakura shut up after punching her in the stomach.

Naruto set up his prank.

"Naruto, are you going to prank our sensei?!" I asked even though I knew the answer was yes.

"Yeah! I am! Why? Are you gonna make me take it down????" Naruto whined the last part.

"Nah, I just think that this will be awesome." I answered. "Really?!" He asked.

I nod and smile,"Yup!"

Naruto gave me one of his signature grins and a big hug, which I gladly returned.

We waited a few more minutes and Kakashi came through the door.

An eraser hit his already-silver-hair. "Oh, hi Kakashi." I said.

"You know him/me?!" Everyone But Sasuke asked in unison.

"No. I just know everything." I answered,"Like who Kakashi used to be on a team with, how they died, and how his sensei died. I also know who everyone would marry if I never existed in this universe."

"Who would I marry?!" Sakura screeched. I smirked, knowing Sasuke would hate me for this,"Remember, this is only if I never existed so I can't make a 100% promise but...Sasuke."

She blushed and fainted. "What about me?!?!" Naruto begged.

"You know Hinata, right?" Naruto nodded. "Well if I never existed, her. But with my existence I can't make promises."

Naruto's eyes sparkled,"Coool!" he exclaimed.

"Ahem?" Kakashi cleated his throat, making all of us look at him.

"My first impression of you guys is, your dumb now-" He began but I cut him off.

"Now meet me on the rooftop in five seconds as I use a ninja technique that you CAN NOT DO to get to the rooftop."

I gave him the creepiest Anko-smile I could as his eyes widened.

"Yeah...what she said." He answered before poofing up to the roof.